River Boat Sharks - part 3
(continued from Part 2 - Loveless in Lvov - in "Other Areas" thread)
When I got back to Kyiv several days later (after a frustrating few days in Lvov) I only had one evening in sin city, so I had to make the best of it. Fortunately I had been able to use the intervening few days to set up a couple of dates with potential freebies. I was also trying to squeeze in a drink or two with the legendary Dr. Skank.
I meet up with my first potential freebie for dinner at The Patio, just beside TGIF. She is a 30+ blonde with a fantastic rack, which makes her BBB#3, for those who are counting (or BBB#5 if you count the Lvov lovelies, and I think I will) and her name is Radmila, or Mila 2 for simplicity. Nice girl, nice face, fabulous tits that jut halfway across the table, nice vibe and nice dinner, but she will not roll over on the first date. So we kiss goodbye with pledges to meet again, but I don’t know when. So I send her away with some taxi money and get back in touch with Skank and my other freebie – Mila 3.
Mila 3 gets back to me before Skank does and proposes that we meet at my hotel at 11:00, which is a promising start! So we connect in the lobby lounge and have a drink together. Yes my colleagues are still thick on the ground, but as a 30-something semi-respectable woman Mila 3 does not incite scandal, just a bit of jealousy. The vibe is very good so when after a single drink Mila 3 suggests that maybe I want to relax now, I assume she means together. She didn’t, she assumed I needed some shut-eye since I hadn’t really slept in two days. However, she readily falls in with my suggestion that I can relax a lot better with her than by myself, so we head up to my room – but get diverted by security to register my guest (no fee, but knowing looks from the front desk girl).
We get right down to business once we get up to my room. She strips readily and reveals herself as Big Breasted Blonde #6. She also reveals a pair of very sexy stockings and thong, so clearly she anticipated this contingency and dressed accordingly. I remove the thong but leave her in the stocking and spiky-heeled leather boots. She starts off with a very nice blow job then gives my face a tit massage with her generous globes, then we work through a variety of positions just to get to know each other. Then I pull out a new sex toy that I will call the Purple Pussy Pleaser (P3) and we slowly ride to a mutual climax. We cuddle for a while but then she has to head home to her mother and daughter, which is fine with me, as my night is only half over. Mila 3 leaves pledging eternal love and THANKING ME - she had not had sex in many months. Anything I can do to help promote good foreign affairs and open international intercourse, ma'am....
I check in with Skank, but he has checked out, so I head back to the River Palace for another look around. On the way out I see that the lobby girls are back again and in other circumstances I would simply have indulged in these local pleasures, but I am exhausted and fucked-out so there is no point to trying them out. When I get to RP the place is fairly hopping tonight also, and the eye candy is not at all bad. I move around and check out each of the rooms including the disco and they all have lots to offer.
Eventually I get cornered again by BBB#1 (Dasha) from last week who continues her one-sided bargaining process, but this time starting at $250 and working herself down to $150, or $200 for “two girl special” including BBB#7, whose name I forget. I don’t really have the strength for one girl, let alone two, but cannot resist a bargain like this.
So I head back to my hotel with two beautiful buxom blondes on my arms. This time I am not so worried about my colleagues as it is around 3:00 AM and our work is over, so we no longer have to be on best behaviour. Not surprisingly hotel security stops me on the way in and explains that I must pay for my additional guests and in any event I cannot take two girls up to my room. But for 300 UAH it seems possible both to admit two girls and avoid registering either of them.
So for the freebie I had to register but not pay, and for the pros I had to pay but not register. Don’t try to figure it out, just go with the flow.
When we get to my room the girls strip and shower, but I don’t get to participate in either, then I shower and invite them to help, but they demur. We break open the mini-bar and I have some wine, but the girls seem to be sticking to juice and mineral water. We get down to business and the girls are almost as nice naked as they promised to be, but Dasha (BBB#1) is not nearly as friendly in bed as she was in the bar, so BBB#7 does most of the close-up work while BBB#1 plays with my manhood and mounts me. I go back and forth between the two girls in a fairly mechanical way, but there is no lesbi-show or other enhancements that were hinted at back at the Boat. All these things are now “extras” available at exorbitant prices. Clearly I needed to negotiate this all up front.
But really what is clear is that I made the rookie mistake of swimming with sharks. BBB#1 was hot and sexy in the bar, but mediocre in bed. I should have gone for one of the less aggressive, but potentially more willing to please, girls. Well, live and don’t learn.
Eventually the girls and I give up on each other and part without climaxing, but without recriminations either. No point getting angry with the girls, they are what they are, and I should have known better. The $200 has grown into $250 with various sharking manoeuvres, but was still not a bad deal – if I had been in better shape to take advantage of the situation and, of course, if I had selected my bedmates more carefully.
At that stage I was happy to see them leave and get a couple of hours of shut-eye before departing. I wish I had more time to enjoy the delightful dyevs of Kyiv & Lviv, but I have done reasonably well under the sub-optimal circumstances. Not surprisingly the best sex was also the cheapest – the price of one G&T for freebie Mila 3 (BBB#6).
Welcome to the upside down world of sex in Ukraine.