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ponce de leon,
here is a listing that i have put together from various postings in the germany section.
französisch total* - blow job without condom and you can come in girls mouth
zungenküsse - french kissing
hodenverwöhnprogramm - ball sucking
französisch einseitig - bj with condom
geschlechtsverkehr (gv) (stellungswechseln selbstverständlich) - normal intercourse with position change (fs with condom)
französisch mit aufnahme - blow job without condom and you can come in girls mouth she won't swallow
französisch mit schlucken - blow job without condom and you can come in girls mouth she will swallow
französisch beiderseits (69) - the sixtynine position
französisch pur - blow job without condom
verkehr - intercourse
gesichtsbesamung - cumshot in the girls face
körperbesamung - cumshot on the girls body
natursekt (ns) - [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord117][CodeWord117][/url]
anal (av) - anal intercourse
gegenseitig (ggs) - both sides
kaviar (kv) - eat sh** :-((
it has been a long time since i took german and my high school teacher never taught me the "good" words, but here are my translations of items not included above:
fein massage = fine/light touch massage
franz. bei ihm = oral sex on you. "ihm" is a word for "him".
u. = und = and
i use these sites to translate german -> english, although some of the terms/acroynms/slang will not translate properly:
http://www.freetranslation.com/
http://babelfish.altavista.com/tr
good luck!
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Just got back from a "pre-work jump".
Got lashed watching the rugby here at the w/e (oh yes what a day!) and predictably ended up in a cabaret Saturday night.
Chatted to a cute blonde for a bit (well she chatted, I drooled), bought her a glass of bubbly, and eventually I started getting hot sweats, probably the marathon drinking session taking its toll, so time to go home! But she gave me her number!! (woo hoo I must be damn attractive when Im drunk, like I always maintained to the babes in the discos!)
We spent Sunday texting each other, and considering I didn't have a clue what she looked like it was a bit of a gamble!
Any way, to cut a long story short, I ended up meeting her at the end of her shift this morning. Going to bed early, waking up at 4am (yoikes) and driving to pick her up. The things one does for pussy!
We drove for a bit, and she jumped me soon after I parked up. Everything: bareback, heaven, BJ, 69, missionary, doggy, (lucky I have a big car). I came pretty quickly, but she just carried on and brought herself to orgasm whilst I watched. Real shivvers, real flushed face, tingling nipple sort of stuff! We had a smoke and I dropped her home an hour or so ago. And heres the crunch: no spondoolies passed hands. I really don't know what the secret is, but if it "aint broke dont try and fix it"!
Ratings outta 10.
Looks her: 9/10
Looks me : 10/10 for suprise!
Action: 8/10 (only downside was she was a poor kisser, too enthusiastic... if thats a fault!
Realistic orgasm for her : 10/10
Repeatability: definitely, but worried she might want a "boyfriend" (eeeks)
Thats it from me. Work beckons and I better go get cleaned up and drink some coffee!
Ciao from Switzerland, land of honey (and milk and chocolate etc!)
;-)) zzzzzzzzzzzzz.
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Swiss Tiger,
Nice to here about your exploits, but what cabaret did you go to, how much was it etc?...birds number and name etc.
Latin ass
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Latin,
She leaves the cabaret day after tomorrow, sadly.
The girls rotate every month, but I tend to find the Ukranian Girls more "sympatisch" than others, must help that I speak a little Russian.
As to cost, it was the cost of a "cupli" - CHF 45 before she passed me her number, and then its up to your individual skill to "chat her up".
My advice, next time you're in a cabaret string out the chat before buying a drink for the girls, or leave and come back (even better) saying "couldn't get you outta my mind" etc.. get her number, saying you'd like to take her out "outside of the cabaret", and then flirt via phone.
Worked for me!
It can get very expensive in a cabaret otherwise.
A great tip for Sunday nights "the Petit Prince Disco" near Beethovenstr. Its Russian night on Sundays, so you can guess where the majority of the female clientele come from, and its "mostly" their nights off, so they're out looking to hook up with a boyfriend! If you're half decent looking and can give out some chat then you are in with a great chance.
Viel gluck un spass!
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Tenoch,
In Restaurant Sonne, you can consider "available" any any girl who is leaning against the wall, backed away from the bar, and not drinking anything.
If you're seated at the bar: Look, smile, tilt your head, offer your seat and a drink.
If you're roaming: Ask if she speaks English. Don't despair if she doesn't ... you two will figure it out!
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Hello guys,
Another weekend of debauchery and zero sleep!
Went to the "Erotic Exhibition" at the Messe on Saturday. (Yes they have full on "FAIRS" for sex here!)
CHF45 for entry and as many strip acts as you could watch. loads of people recording shows (including sex shows) on DVC and mobile phones with the ability.
The stands are all run by sex shops, DVD shops, tabledance bars, cabarets and Sauna clubs promoting business. Naked women everywhere, so not bad for walking around with a beer and being a voyeur!
I was having a slow unrushed walk around when I came across a stand run by a cabaret. They just put a girl on to dance (full strip) and knock me over with a feather if it wasn't the girl I had "had" in my car two nights earlier!
I stood and watched her show, like about 150 other guys, and just as she was finishing she spotted me in the crowd, and afterwards jumped down ran over to me and gave me a huge deep french kiss!
I had a smile as wide as the pacific after that, and several guys looked at me in disbelief! "Lucky Bastard" probably racing through their minds!
Anyway, after a while the place got a bit "samey" so I left and decided to go off to a disco in town, especially as the car park I had found closed at 11pm.
Went to Adagio, which was packed on a Saturday night, but not much talent available. I sat at the bar and four fat Latino looking guys came in, covered in jewelry and wearing suits. They were joined by 3 Russian girls, who looked bored as hell, and I spent a good 30 minutes having "eye sex" with one of them across the bar.
The Guys were getting very very drunk, and were throwing money around in an attempt to impress, much to the amusement of all us spectators. It became clear that these girls were "hired", and were fleecing the guys of drinks, food, snacks etc. Only ordering top cognac and plates of fresh fruit.
I sidled around the bar, in a sneeky james Bond kind of way, and managed to find a stool next to the prettier of the three girls. One 200lb Latino spotted me and immediately put his arm between me and the girl he had hired. Cant blame a guy for trying, and cant blame him for getting upset, and I wasn't in the mood for a rumble with him, so let it go and sat quietly drinking.
When he went off to the gents he told one of his (equally 200lb) friend to watch me like a hawk, so my chances were blown pretty much, UNTIL... the girl passed her number across on a card under a bowl of peanuts! I said "thanks" in Russian quietly, and her reaction was like knocking her off her seat.
I'll call her during the week!
In the meantime my phone vibrated in my pocket, and it was a text message from our valiant stripper from the exhibition! She had finished work and was feeling a bit frisky, and was wondering if I would like to drive over and have some "coffee" with her! Damn if I didn't get an immediate hard on!
I said I was "temprarily busy, but would be over in about 2 hrs and would it suit?" She said fine.
In the mean time these Latino guys were starting to fondle the girls next to me, and suddenly the girls spoke to each other in Russian and I quote "I can't stand these fat goats, what do you say we just take off and go dancing ourselves in another club?" "What about the money?" " what are they going to do? Call the police? I don't think so?" "Ok lets go!" (...its great being able to speak languages!)
And up they jumped, kissed the fatties on their cheeks, and diappeared!
The guys looked shocked, gutted and robbed! I have to admit to being quite amused at the whole thing, but it did bring me down to earth, the moral being;
That if you are too flash with your cash you leave yourself open to being taken advantage of, especially by Russians!
Anyhow it was time for me to make my way to meet my stripper. I picked her up again and we went for a drive. We parked, and chatted for 15-20 minutes, and she said "I think I love you!"
Well, Mr Stiffy just turned into Mr Floppy immediately, I nearly choked on my coffee. (Time for a quick exit!!)
I told her that I was married, with kids, and ten dogs, and an ex wife with a hard on for lawyers and money, and a sickly mother, and a portfolio that is loosing money daily, and a house in disrepair in dire need of refurbishment...etc etc...in fact every excuse under the sun to get myself quickly out of this situation!
We agreed that we would "have no more contact", she thankfully understood that I wasn't a free ride and not the marrying kind... and then she said that she would miss me, and, I quote "Could we have sex just one last time, as a bye bye to each other?"
Well.... what would you do? ;-))
I made sure I "came" nowhere near her, since I didnt want a suprise paternity suit on my hands, but apart from that she was enthusiatic and it appeared to me that she came 4 times to my twice, so Im quite proud of that!
2 hours later I struggled to navigate the car home. 8 am and been awake for 24 hours! Time for sleep.
Apparently she was offered a "modeling contract" in California by a scout at the exhibition, so you guys over the pond may get some benefit in the years to come.
Moral of the story: Free shags also come with a price; mine nearly gave me a heart attack! Sometimes its better to pay, fire and forget! Since Im now worried that this chick will resurface sometime in the future. So long as its not within the next 9 months I'll be fine!!! Fingers crossed!
I think I will give the Ukranians a rest for a bit!
Have a good week y'awl!
Ciao from chilly Suisse!
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Swiss Tiger,
Thanks for your post. I enjoyed them. I wish I read this section earlier so I could have tried out some of the places you went to. Here is my post on my experiences in Zurich. Good luck all.
Zurich is another beautiful city. The great thing is that everyone there speaks English as well as German so you never have a difficult time. I guess they learn in school so you will have no problems. There are plenty of hotels throughout Zurich but the best places are near the Bahnhofstrasse. I booked the Marriott which is a 5 star hotel and I highly recommend it. Request a room facing the River. The location is perfect and is walking distance to the Bahnhofstrasse.
(http://www.marriott.com/dpp/PropertyPage.asp?MarshaCode=ZRHDT)
Flying to Zurich is a long haul and especially more difficult because of the 6 hour time change difference. They are 6 hours ahead of EST. It’s even more difficult flying back with the time change and the 11.5 hour flight that is during the day. The airport code there is ZRH.
Make no mistake, Zurich is a very expensive city. Taxi’s are expensive here and start out at 6 CHF (1.30 CHF = $1 us) and the meters go extremely fast. The restaurants are good but very expensive. The first day I had a simple pasta dish and it was 35 CHF with a water. I walked by the McDonalds and used the bathroom here and looked at the prices. Believe it or not it’s about 12 CHF for an extra value meal. Hamburgers were 3 CHF. The funny thing is you could supersize your meal with a Red Bull if you wanted for extra. Oh yeah...they charge you about 25 cents for each catsup package too.
There are tons of clubs in Zurich but most of them are outside of the city. I really didn’t feel like going to the clubs. I spent most of my time there walking around and taking tours of the city. A couple of webpage links for some clubs and other escorts is located at: http://travelsexguide.tv/wech.htm
Some of the more highly rated clubs are Sakura, Boombastic and Zeus from what some people told me. There is also a district where you can go with bars to pick up girls. One night I decided to check it out. I took a taxi to the Langstrasse area. The clubs I heard about were Lugano Bar located at Langstrasse 108 and Piranha which is right down the street. I went into the Piranha and there were only about 5 girls. Most looked to be Brazilian but they were older and didn’t look too great. I’m picky and wasn’t going to just see a girl to see a girl. The girls don’t approach you but they stare at you and wait for you to make a move. I ordered a beer which was 9 CHF each. I walked down to Lugano Bar and it wasn’t much better. Along the way you can see many street walkers. One girl I saw looked good but SW’s aren’t my thing so I just walked by. Also, most of the girls looked kind of scarey.
I should point out it’s not too far from the Bahnhofstrasse. I took a taxi and regretted it. It was only like 5 minutes and it was 18 CHF. ($14 US). There are several clubs but I didn’t want to mess around with any of these girls. I decided to walk back to my hotel which didn’t take too long. It was still early so I decided to walk down the Bahnhofstrasse. All the stores close early but it’s really pretty with the lights hanging down and the area is still crowded with people. The train station is right across the street so there are all kinds of people coming and going all hours of the day/night. I think a few of the girls are looking for clients. I noticed some cute Hispanic looking girls outside of the train station. I’m sure they weren’t coming/going because they had no bags and they were just standing around. I decided to wait until I got to Lugano, Switzerland.
I’ve never traveled by train before and it is very easy and nice. The train schedules can be located at:
http://www.raileurope.com/us/rail/fares_schedules/index.htm
The schedules are accurate and those Swiss are very efficient and precise. If the schedule says it will leave at 1:15 PM you better be there because it will leave on time.
When I got back to Zurich the following week I stayed at the Marriott again. They remembered me and upgraded me to an even bigger room. Good staff. I walked around some more and was tempted to go to one of the clubs but I decided to just relax and read some books. I was flipping through my Zurich News guide that the hotel lobby had. I was really surprised to see a section in the back for “Nightlife” listing several clubs and cabarets with nude women. I figured most of those places were clip joints. One had a picture with several girls with the caption, “Taglich 12 Top-Girls” aus Russland, Brasilien, Thailand, Rumanien, Bulgarien und Santo Domingo!!!”. www.redlips.ch Still…I decided to stay away.
I flip some more in the brochure and I see all these escort agencies. Hmmm. I was horny so I dial it up. I had my GSM cellphone from the states and used it quite a bit during the trip. I learned my lesson from going to London earlier this year and vowed never to use a hotel phone again. AT&T wireless has a package where you can pay $4.99 a month then you only pay $0.99 cents a minute when traveling in most European countries.
Anyway, there are some descriptions of independents and then some agencies. I tried some independents but got voicemail so I called some agencies. Most were quoting from 300 – 500 CHF for one hour. Most accepted credit cards although as you know cash is king. The names of the agencies were like Belle-donne, Surprise Escort, Sweet Dreams, Belle de Jour, VIP-Escorts, Top Class, Swiss Model Escort, Zurich by night and Premium Escort. I called a few of them. I got through to one of them. I think it was Swiss Model Escort. I told them I wanted a blonde with blue eyes that had big natural breasts. I was clear that I would send her back unless she was model quality. They assured me I’d have no problems. The rate was 400 CHF per hour ($307 US) They told me it would take about an hour.
I wasn’t sure if I’d have any problems having this girl come to my hotel but the lobby is big and the hotel was fairly busy. I just told the girl to take the elevator to my room. She didn’t have any problems. Her name was Carla and when I opened the door I nearly came in my pants right away. This girl was smoking hot!!!! Long blonde hair, crystal blue eyes, tall with a perfect body and natural D cup. She was dressed elegantly. She looked like a freaking model! She was Russian but spoke good English.
She was a bit surprised at my age. I asked her why and she told me that most people that use the agency are older locals or older tourists. I told her it was her lucky day. She pushed me on the bed and joked…”NO, it’s MY lucky day”. OK..she wins. This girl was the definition of high class. Wow. I’ve been with some hot girls in my day but this girl had to be one of the hottest. The session was great with BBBJ and CFS. Totally unrushed and she stayed closer to 2 hours. She asked when the next time I’d be in Zurich but probably not until it got warmer and she said that she would probably be back to Russia by then.
What a great ending to a fabulous vacation. Life is good.
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Saint,
You clearly are a master among men, and have no need for "advice" from sites like this, having been able to get around on your own here in Switzerland admirably.
Yes, its expensive here, try living in the place!
I have to say we have a lot in common. I don't do SW's since I'm pertrified of being robbed and left with some horrid ailment which will make my dick drop off or worse, also since I'm only mid 30's and have very high standards as to beauty I find the SW's just don't "float my boat".
Also I'm drug free, and am petrified of needles, so seeing a girl with track marks just makes me shivver!
The cabarets are indeed "clip joints", and you are lucky if you can get out of one without paying CHF400 or more as a visitor.
After living here for a few years though one does get an idea as to how to treat them, and I have posted a few hints in previous postings as to how to reduce the outgoings whilst at the same time put yourself in with a fighting chance for a decent spot of horizontal jogging!
If you know where to go, you can get value, since many of the girls who work in them are there to make you buy champagne and not really to have sex with you, the trick is spotting them. There are many cabarets where the girls ask you for sex within minutes, and they you need to stay away from, since it will cost you two bottles of champagne plus CHF200 at the very least adding up to CHF1000 for a couple of hours of nondescript shagging. The places where the girls attempt to have "morals" are where I tend to do best on the freebie stakes.
Probably that makes me a bastard, since I'm effectively leading them up the garden path, but it does more for me if I have a connection with a girl.
The concept of getting freebies from so called "sex-workers" is also part of the challenge I guess.
I also find that the FKK type scene is not for me, ie the Sauna Party clubs. Shagging a girl who has just had a full view session with someone else in front of you doesn't really incite me to put my dick any where near her ("sloppy seconds" being an apt phrase I remember from school days!). I know it gets many of the guys on here in the mood, and Im no judge or jury, so if it does it for you then full power to you!
Generally speaking, this part of Europe has a very liberal view towards sex, and its ok to talk about it. I have met many many clients in "late night spots", and there is no embarrassment, merely a bit of "manly back slapping, and beer buying!"
The Swiss Escort agencies, details available in all big hotel "in room guides" and "city guides" do offer very beautiful girls on the whole, but prices start at CHF 400+ for an hour or two. I have used them in the past, when I was a visitor here, and on "expenses". The Hotels mostly turn a blind eye to late night visitors, unless you have a single room in which case it may be a bit embarrassing!
Im happy to offer advice to visitors here, either on the main board or via PM, and the web is a great search tool here, since many many places advertise via web sites. (see previous postings for some details.)
However, I would warn most foreign visitors, that if you go out and get drunk, and end up in a bar, cabaret, strip show or whatever, you will go through your money like a hot knife through butter. The girls are very pretty, and when they are rubbing your upper thigh whilst asking for a drink its hard to say no! Be warned.
By the way SAINT, red-lips is considered to be a good cabaret here with many very pretty girls, you would have been in heaven, but it would have cost you alot! Good choice to "relieve the pressure" in the hotel. Going to a place like that "horny" is asking for trouble.
Till next time.
Ciao miteinand !
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Swiss Tiger,
I have read a number of your reports over the last weeks and you seem to be enjoying yourself, good luck to you. With regard to travel to the Czech Republic, I would definately take the trip,a cheap flight from Zurich is about 300chf try ebookers.ch or you could take the overnight train.
Ive enjoyed a few ladies in prague and the quality and GFE experience is great try escorts.cz if you want to see before you buy, the apartment scene is great. When I was there last there I spent 300 chf in a club 10 minutes out of town (ask a taxi driver), for this i drank whisky all night and had two separate girls (20 or so) The taxi driver actually picked me up from my hotel the K+K in central prague and took me too the club, ask a taxi driver they know the clubs. But anyway the K+K is right in the middle of prague and surrounded by two or three big clubs,unsure if the K+K is girl friendly, but the clubs are a little more expensive than the out of town clubs.
Latin
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Swiss Tiger,
Ohhh...I didn't know you lived there. Wow. It would take a small fortune to live there but I'm sure your wages are higher there. Zurich is truly a beautiful city and I'm sure I'll be back when it's warmer. I hope we can break some bread or have some drinks when I'm there.
I agree that we must have much in common. Both with our outlook on the hobby, the way we treat girls, our ages and other things. (I've also never done drugs and never intend to...these girls are addictive enough..ha, ha). The FKK type clubs I'm sure must be fun but I do agree that seeing some slob make out with a girl reduces the desire to want to session with her. I've hit Rio about 7 times this year already and each successive trip I have less desire to go to the "termas".
I've also had good luck with strippers and other "girls in the business" both here in the US and abroad. One thing that most guys might not want to accept is sex is not free. Whether you have a wife, a girlfriend or whatever. In the end you will end up paying with taking her out, dinners, etc.
I rarely pay the high fees like I did with that agency but sometimes I like to treat myself. Gone are the days for me of paying super high fees like that on a regular basis.
Also, I know what you mean about those "Caberet" type places. I had never been to one before until I hit one called Cava in Lugano, Switzerland (see report). Wow, they charged 100 CHF just for one drink and that was only to talk to the girls. I guess that is how the girls make money there. I'll stay away from those types of places.
Anyway, I'm looking forward to reading more of your reports Swiss Tiger. Do you ever get to Lugano? I really enjoyed the time I spent there and I'll be back there again. I just booked a trip to Prague for next May. That should be fun. Good luck.
Saint
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Would someone be willing to give me exact driving directions from the Zurich airport to Zeus. I am here for a short visit, staying at the Airport Hilton, and am thinking about renting a car and driving out there in a couple of days. I asked a cab driver how much it would cost, and he said something like 185 Swiss Francs...ouch!
If whoever is able to provide this information also send a copy of the directions. Please contact me via a private message using the WSG Forum's Private Message service. That would be most appreciated.
Thanks!
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Saint,
You are welcome here for a beer anytime dude!
Latin,
Are you local? It seems to me you live here, but I may be wrong!
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Re Prague: Yes I hear good reports about it alot, never been.
The trouble would be trying to convince the "wife" that I have business there to justify the trip! ;-))
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No more news to report :-(( ........till the weekend ;-))
Ciao, Adios, Ademiteinand, Dosvidanya, Au Revoir, Bye, Auf Wiedersehen,
from a foggy and chilly Switzerland.
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Squib
Try www.zeus.ch in the hotel computer, they have directions.
Failing that the hire car may have NAVI.
Wednesday is party night so I've been told CHF 400 for the whole "shebang".
Good luck
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Swiss Tiger,
I'm a local, but find sex entertainment in Switzerland expensive, hence the trip to Prague recently.
Maybe we should catch up some time.
Cheers
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Squib,
It's right off the Zurich- Lucerne highway - take the Kussnacht am Rigi exit which brings you to an industrial area it's the 5th block of buildings on the right hand side. The directions on its website are perfect. That's how I found it...