Returning to The Alley Of Eye Candy
Okay guys reading with envy all the success stories in the dreaded 'Alley Of Eye Candy'. My stubbornness is getting the best of 'Old El Caballo Negro', so I will return or gallop with a vengeance back to the scene of the crime. Hell I am not getting my hopes up of Actually fucking maybe 1 out of 5 If I'm half ass lucky. I am gearing myself for a whole lot of CBJ and handjobs, and hearing Tu eres muy grande ya no puedo hacer. No medigas mentirrosos (stop lying to me) (LOL) , I'm convinced theres at least two out of five that can at least insert the chocolate jack hammer, and taking this chocolate jackhammer / Louieville slugger I'm going shoe shopping or in other words, the chica with the sexiest open toed stilletoes is getting punished (or turning my old horse ass to some elmers glue. There were 3 more chicas I was eyeing, but by time I saw them I was already barn soured by them other expieriences I dared not even attempted more disappointment so wish the Chocolate Jackhammer luck (buenos suerte El Caballo Negro!) Results coming in November.
Stay tuned!
Ok, got to ask the deal with DATY
Something I've wondered for a while, why the desire for DATY in sessions? I'll do it in a relationship but wouldn't pay to do it. Are guys here doing it as a courtesy to the chicas or do you actually enjoy it? Not judging, just curious.
Theres a Outside A. C switch.
[QUOTE=BlkDave; 1343341]Yes the V. I. P card does help out and just makes plain sense to use it for the gals. BUT never get room 332. Ill explain in as few words as possible. THE AC COOLER doesn't WORK! Oh sure the fan blows, but not cold at all. After the 1st chica I kind of figured out I was fucking in a furnace, on top of that I opened the window and no luck. After a good 10 minutes into it I was sweating bullets, no lie.
Any other room except 332! Trust me on this[/QUOTE]Hey I know, what you mean at Cascada, I had room 409, I was sweating and miserable. After repeated attemps of talking to management, One worker (my hero) went down the hall, (not sure where?) He flipped a switch, or pushed button. It instantly went from "Hott as the desert" to "Chilled like the North pole"and I went from playing "Dominoes with Satan in hell" to playing "Poker with Frosty the Snowman" (you get the picture!) Lmao!
So, check your A. C first, then March down immediately to management to make sure the switch is ON down the hall (at least in my case). But once they hit the switch, the room was fine. They don't come everyday to give you clean towells, or change your bed spreads. I found out they absolutely WILL NOT! Enter your room, unless you are there. And the reception guy will repeatedly ask, Is there anything of value in your room? I told him yeah my CIALIS and MAGNUM XL condoms, so I can unleash the CHOCOLATE JACKHAMMER. LOL!