Npaul first and last trip to St.maarten Dutch side.
[QUOTE=Npaul]first trip also to St. Maarten Dutch side.
visited Seamans club and was disappointed. trashy hell hole bar like in Mexico.
continued up the hill on the same road and visited the girls at the large compound, I think it was Defiance. Met a nice cutie from Colombia and a few other skanks. Did the Colombian. Was the highlight of the trip.
Drove past Sunset but it looked too disgusting to go in.
Overall the prices are quite high on the island for hotel, food, entertainment, due to all the time share and casinos.
Not a good place for mongering.
If you speak spanish and want cute Colombian girls, I recomment Cartagena. Only a 2 1/2 hour flight from Miami and alot cheaper.[/QUOTE]Npaul, Seamans Club was initially setup to cater to Chinese fishermen who had a 2 weeks break on the Island after spending 3 to 4 months at sea.
Now with the huge amount of Cruise ships visiting the Island this place has been turned into the watering hole of the crewmembers of these ships.
It is obvious that these guys do not have alot of time to spend on shore and therefore do not require 5 star accomodations when busting a nut.
Why didn't you take one of the girls back to your hotel? It is a known fact that you will find the best girls in the Seamans Club.
As for the other places, they cater more to the locals and stay-over tourists who obviously require better accomodations. ( An exeption would be Sunset Bar)
Latina Chica guide for dummies
Latinas are sexy, sensual, passionate and sensitive. That's why the experience you will get with a chica depends largely of the chemistry you will be able to build up with her. Speaking Spanish is mandatory, else you will probably be disappointed. If you don't speak Spanish, find hereafter a usefull "phrasebook".
You enter the club, and usually the less beautifull girls will come approach before you got the time to look around with a clear "Fucky fucky". Even if she is an ugly barrakuda, never be rude with a girl offering you actually sex! Decline politely but firmly: "No, gracias". She will usually insist, so answer you want to rest before: "Qiero descansarme". She will insist asking why: "Porque?". Answer because you are tired "Porque estoy cansado". If she insists by you don't want girls? "No quiro Chicas?" answer this time you want a girl, but a girl in particular: "Quiero una chica, pero une chica en particular". This is usually very effective.
Take a beer at the bar by asking: "Quiro una cerbeza" or if you prefer Coca Cola "Quiero una Coca Cola". Ask the price "Cuanto es?". Please at least try to learn from a phrasebook to count till 100. You will need this everytime.
Have a look around, and as usual the most beautiful girls will not approach you. Do it yourself with this magical sentence:"Olah chica!". If you recognize her from the last time, say you are happy to see her again: "Me alegro de verte".
If it is the first time start the usual introducting questions. What's you're name: "Como te llamas?" My name is..."Me llamo...", How old are you "Cuanto anos tienes?" I'm ... "Tengo..anos" Again you need to count till 100 (well I hope to less). Where do you come from :" De Donde eres?" She will usually reply she is from Colombia "Soy de Colombia" and you will answer "Soy de ...".
Try to compliment her. I know, it sounds bullshit to you, but believe me any woman in world, even SW love to hear compliments. If it looks difficult to you, just imagine that everytime you give a compliment, her pussy is getting wet. Do it before, during and even after sex, unless you are just looking for quick sex. I'm presuming here that you are looking for GFE sex.
Your eyes turn me crazy "Tus oyos me vuelven loco"
You are the most beautiful girl here "Eres la chica mas guapa de aqui" At least I hope this is true, if you find another girl more beautiful, then go to see her.
I like your smile "Me gusta to sonrisa"
I like your perfume "Quiero tu perfume"
You have a wonderful body "Tienes un cuerpo bonito"
What a nice hair "Que pelo!"
Try to become more personal, asking if her parents are in Colombia "Tus padres viven en Columbia", do you have children "Tienes hijos", do you have brother and sisters "tengas hermanos y hermanas?" are you married "Eres Casada?" She or you willl answer you have one boy and one girl "Tengo un hijo y un hija", you are married "estoy casado"
Don't make it like a police investigation at that point you need to be sensitive and have compation. Say that it is not easy working here and having her children there "No es facil trabajar aqui y tus hijos en Colombia".
At that time, the girl wil probably start to speak freely and your job is to listen. No matter if you don't understand everything, just look interested to what she is telling you and look her straight in her eyes, while you touch her very lightly any part of her body but a sexual zone.
Ask her if she wants to drink anything :"Quieres beber algo". She will receive a small tip for this from the bar, at least she will not get the impression to lose time and money while discussing with you.
Try to learn by heart a very small story about yourself, your country, something about her country, no matter what. It will help you to fill the blanks. If you have no Spanish sentences left anymore, and she doesn't help you more by speaking herself, use the bodylanguage: smile, caress her hairs and so on.
After a while, she will bring you back to business and ask you to go to the room. She will usually give you the price. Els you may ask "Cuanto es?" If she uses any word like "fucky...fucky", just correct her and reply you want GFE:"No quiero fucky fucky, quiero hacer el amor". Even if she looks surprised, or finds it funny, she will consider it on another way. You made it clear you didn't come only for a quick fuck like the usual customers, you want more. This is my best advise. Never bargain the price, it is an offense to her, but instead ask for the best service. Even if she is not impressed about the effort you made to be nice to her which I doubt, at least she will understand that she might earn more money if she gives the best of her.
Once in the room pay the asked price (once again, I hoped you have learned to count Spanish in order to avoid any problem at that point) and undress. At that point, if you expect GFE, I hope you took care to take a shower and have good breath. Else, you might ask her before if you can ask her bathroom (it is not standard, but they never refused it to me). "Puedo tomar una ducha?" and add that it will be nicer for her "Es mas agradable para ti tambien".
When she is undressed, you defenitly have to give again a compliment."Que maravillosa!" as it is the most intimate moment.
Start smooth prelimenaries, get sometimes closer to her mouth, and as soon as you feel she will allow it, start to kiss. Again, this is not standard, but they never refused it to me. Look at her in touch her as if she is very pressious. Never enter your finger in her pussy, before you are sure it is wet. It might hurt her, and she will put lub.
Don't let her at any time put lub, don't let her also put you directly a condom. Tell her you want to go smoothly. "Suavamente, tenemos tiempo".
Once you're ready for intercourse, let her put you the condom. Again don't let her put any lub. If she is worried about it, get your face closer to her pussy. If everything smells OK, you lick her pussy. Else, spit on your finger and gently make her pussy wet. At that point you can start to stimulate also her clitoris.
If you want to ask her for a BJ, ask her "Puedes chupparme"
If you feel she is confortable enough, you can start intercourse on the missionary position. This will aloow you to controll the most sensitive part, the beginning. start very smoothly, as she needs to get wet by herself.
If you feel she is wet enough, you can try all your favorite positions. The doggy style is "Perrito", if you want her to come on you ask "Puedes venir arriba". Take care all the time that she is also confortable and that she also enjoys it. Don't forget to compliment her sometimes, even small words like "Rica!" or "Me gusta mucho". Be sensitive and ask her also : "Te gusta?".
With all these efforts, you have probably reached your goal and you are having GFE. The rest is up to you.
News Story about Seamons Club
The legal brothels in St Maarten are never mentioned in the tourist literature and seldom mentioned in the newspaper.
Recently a girl was robbed at the Seaman's Club and it made it into the Daily Herald newspaper. Here is the online link
[url]http://www.thedailyherald.com/news/daily/i75/exotic75.html[/url]
In case the link doesn't work, here is the story:
Man steals over US $1,000
from exotic dancer’s purse
PHILIPSBURG--Police are investigating an incident in which a man who had gone to Seamen’s Club in Sucker Garden entered the room of one of the exotic dancers and stole more than US $1,000 from her purse while she was in the bathroom.
Police spokesman Inspector Johan “Janchi” Leonard said the incident had occurred around 4:00pm Thursday. He said the victim had told police the suspect had fled the scene in a waiting vehicle before security could catch him.
It appears that the man had made a special arrangement with the dancer, A.A.G. (30) of Colombia, for which he was expected to make payments. He entered the dancer’s room and removed US $1,000 and 300 euros she had in a black purse in the room.
When she exited the bathroom, the suspect had already left the room. She allegedly saw the purse was on the ground and ran out to stop the suspect after she saw that it was empty, but was too late.
She reported the matter to police that same day and detectives have been out in search of the suspect.
Correct Spanish for Dummies
There are many mistakes in the Spanish for a guidebook for rookies and since we want to educate mongers here are the proper ways to say this, (see corrections in parenthesis)
Remember nouns and adjectives are feminine for women, querer "to want" is coarse vs. to like something (I'd like a Coke is nicer than I want a Coke). Learn how to use gustar. This guide with corrections is still useful.
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She will insist asking why: "Porque?". (por que? - porque is because)
If she insists by you don't want girls? "No quiro (quieres or quiere for you, quiero is I) Chicas?" answer this time you want a girl, but a girl in particular: "Quiero una chica, pero une (una - female) chica (no en) particular" (or especial).
Take a beer at the bar by asking: "Quiro (quiero) una cerbeza" or if you prefer Coca Cola "Quiero una Coca Cola". Ask the price "Cuanto es (cuanto cuesta or cuanto vale) ?".
(Note "quiero" is an abrupt way to ask for someting, use Gustaria instead -gustaria una coca cola.)
Have a look around, and as usual the most beautiful girls will not approach you. Do it yourself with this magical sentence:"Olah (Hola) chica!". If you recognize her from the last time, say you are happy to see her again: "Me alegro (alegre -to me is pleasing) de verte".
How old are you "Cuanto anos (años - with a "nasal n sound" since anos asks how many anuses do you have) tienes?"
Your eyes turn me crazy "Tus oyos (ojos - pronounced ohos) me vuelven loco" (Better to say Tus ojos me hacen loco - make me loco vs. return to me)
You are the most beautiful girl here "Eres la chica mas guapa de aqui" ( la mayor is the best, mas is more without a comparitive. This says you are the more pretty of here - Say eres la mayor bonita que todas otras chicas aqui - you are the most beautiful girl here).
I like your smile "Me gusta to (tu) sonrisa"
I like your perfume "Quiero (Me gusta) tu perfume" - (This says I want your perfume - you want to say I like your perfume).
You have a wonderful body "Tienes un cuerpo bonito" (cuerpa bonita for feminine adjectives and nouns - unless she is a man)
What a nice hair "Que pelo!" (This is just what hair! which could be insulting as it is often odd enough looking - Que pelo bonita! - what pretty hair)
Try to become more personal, asking if her parents are in Colombia "Tus padres viven en Columbia" (?), do you have children "Tienes hijos" (?), do you have brother and sisters "tengas (Tienes - tengas is subjunctive not indicative) hermanos y hermanas?"
Say that it is not easy working here and having her children there "No es facil trabajar aqui y (con - with, not y - and) tus hijos en Colombia".
Ask her if she wants to drink anything :"Quieres beber (tomar)( is used for beverages) algo".
After a while, she will bring you back to business and ask you to go to the room. She will usually give you the price. Els you may ask "Cuanto es (Cuanto cuesta or vale)?"
GFE:"No quiero fucky fucky, quiero hacer el (no el) amor".
"Puedo tomar una ducha?" (Puedo ducharme?) and add that it will be nicer for her "Es mas agradable para ti tambien". (Try Quiero que vengas en la ducha conmigo por favor - I want you to come in the shower with me)
If you want to ask her for a BJ, ask her "Puedes chupparme" (Chuparme, and this asks if she can - say quiero que me chupes _ iwant you to suck me - you need the subjunctive)
If you feel she is wet enough, you can try all your favorite positions. The doggy style is "Perrito", if you want her to come on you ask "Puedes venir arriba" (Many Latinas use terminar which means to finish, for this, not venir, which means come to us and not always to them. I am not sure she can come on you - of you want to come on her just come on her and don't bother asking.)