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WARNING: If you are sitting around your house in America or Europe and thinking about visiting Montevideo to find program girls.
GO ELSE WHERE.
There are at least 4 hobby bars in Montevideo. (I was there for several days a few months ago--very disappointing scene).
The bars have girls that you would never see in Buenos Aires. All 4s, 5s--the occasional 6. (Nothing higher)
The currency in Uruguay is stronger than BA and as result--the bar girls all want $100 for a few hours.
It's a dismal scene compared to Argentina.
If you have to be in Montevideo---rest assured, it is a very safe tranquil city of sleep walkers.
All the bars are in a 3 block radius--on block away from their main Avenida de Julio something or other. ALL THE CAB DRIVERS can take you there. DO NOT FEAR hailing a cab in the street. These poor drivers are more holy than priests.
To conclude:
Montevideo has below average looking hobby girls who charge way too much. (Hotels are very run down looking and are much more expensive than Buenos Aires).
However, the streets are safe (no crime to speak of) and you will find the regular gentry of Montevideo to be extremely placid, congenial human beings. Honest to a fault.
PS. The regular girls walking around the streets of Montevideo are not very glamorous. You won't get whiplash like you do in some towns around the world (Florence Italy has some amazing pedestrian specimens!)
(This report is about 8 months old, and should still be useful for the basics. Given the scene as I remember it now, though, I can totally see (and agree with) the post below.)
O.k., here's the general Montevideo low-down. There are basically 4 clubs in town: "Pikaros," "Baires Disco," "Bico," and Moustache." The first three are all within a block of each other at the corner of Convencion and Soranio.
"Baires" is supposedly the best. The three nights I was there, there were about 20-30 women. Most were unexceptional. Prices quoted were about 100USD of and hour or so; you can take them out or have sex with them there (rooms weren't that good).
You have to buy the girl a drink first (15-20USD), and if you have sex there, it's 30USD for the room. If you take her out (which I never did), I think there's a 30 USD exit fee. Everyone was tip-hungry.
"Pikaros," around the corner, is much better. Drinks are cheaper, women are better looking, and there's no exit fee (but no rooms for sex). You have to take them out. Prices quoted were about 50USD/hour. About 15-20 girls on any given night, many pretty good looking and young. Very low-pressure atmosphere.
"Bico" is across the street from here. Very low-scale, but clean and safe. About 15 women, all older and fatter than the other places. Worth a look, though, as things like this always change.
Never went to "Moustache," but expect something in between Pikaros and Baires.
All the clubs are open 'til close to dawn. A few are open Sundays, too (can't remember which ones -- Baires and Bico, I think).
Another option, and this runs 'til about 2am, are the massage parlours in town. They're all run in big, clean, unmarked apartments right off the main strip. The only way to find them is to accept the flyers touts hand out on the far end of the strip away from sea. The flyers have maps and addresses.
They're outrageously cheap. I spent 17USD (yes) of half-an-hour, and she was pretty cute, too. Most parlours have about 10 girls working there. The occasional seven is about the best you can hope for -- but for 35 dollars an hour, whaddya want?
I've also heard that there're some cabarets down by the old town. Never could find them. Maybe a local could fill this out.
Happy Hunting,
JWadd
Hi JW Can you make an update on Montevideo? I mean A bargain update like on the streetwalkers and massage parlors. Someone made a post awhile back that all the massage places were shuttured in Montevideo and also way back in Ascunsion,Paraguay. Well like stated in Another post I should be in Uruguay the 3rd week of august this thursday I leave from Lima To Arica Chile. I hope JW Or even Some of the Argentenian posters can help me out on the little sister wannabe country of Argentina that is Uruguay. What about info too on the local whiskerias. Where else can you find ads for massage parlors too? In the yellow pages what listings do you need to look under for sexual pleasures? Any other street hooker zones? Any action for sex in smaller cities or suburbs outside of Montevideo? Someone in the Old Forum mentioned Montevideo is the NYC Of South America when looking for a Winona Ryder Type *****. Oh well to that dudes post. WHATEVER. L.A. Larry,Jackson,James Bond or someone any info on What I will except in August in Montevideo? JW??????????????? HEE HEE. Oh also Are there Any Good sex motels? Do Banos Turcos exist in Montevideo like they do in Peru And Chile? What is the total differnce between Argentenian to Uruguayan girls??? THAnXXX, NIBU R.
Guys,
heard on the news.....MASS riots in Montevideo!!!
Shops have been looted etc.etc.
WHAT IS GOING ON THERE?????
Are we facing a DOMINO EFFECT HERE????
Paraquay,brasil also in deep shit....not to mention Argentina....Colombia....Venezuela....WHAT'S NEXT????
Johan.
Hey Hi Yes Johan I heard last thursday 16 Supermarkets were looted in Montevideo. For more info on this go to www.rense.com
CAN SOMEONE HERE MAKE AN UPDATE ON URUGUAY?' I should be in Montevideo and BA Argentina in april 2003. Cum on guys any updates here on Montevideo? What about websites on Montevideo sex action? Any updates on other areas where streetwalkers are? What is up with the massage parlor secne these days? What about Love Motels? Sleazy Burlusque Porn theateres? Any Good Freelance action in Montevideo? What are the names of the newspapers with sex ads in Montevideo?
Generally, the same clubs are still around. Prices seem to be around 1000 pesos ($ 38 US) for an hour, and it may well stretch longer without problems. As usual it is best to refuse to negotiate in dollars. Say you have none.
Prices are generally similar to BA. I find this scene more relaxing, however. Montevideo is a bit laid back in general. The girls seem friendly, and it is easy to dance or play pool with them in some of the clubs. They may not be quite as stunning, but there are some great looking women here. And they seem truly friendly.
Pikaros probably has the best talent, but I did not give the B. Aires club a real chance.
Everyone seems to have a show right at 1 a.m., and they probably all start at 1:15 or 1:30 a.m.
A few more options to consider... A similar club, the New Whiskeria, is on Andes, a block or so west of Pikaros and the rest of them, about a block South of the main street (18 Julio). They advertise lesbian shows, but a dancer told me that that starts at 2:30 a.m. I did not hang around. Friendly chicas. I danced for awhile with a chica to some rock music, with a Afro-Carribean live drummer (a local music favorite).
Brujas (address: Uruguay 1003, at J. Herrara y Obes) is a local cheapie within easy walking distance. No entry fee, 40 Peso high quality drinks, 50 peso chica drinks, music, dancing and pool tables. Pretty good all in all. Nice girls, but generally in the 4 to 7 looks range. I was quoted 280 Pesos for a half hour with a girl I had been dancing with, hotel included. Apparently the hotel is next door. That is ten dollars. It seemed so cheap and I liked the girl, so I asked for an all night price. She went and asked the manager, which seemed nuts. I was told $ 220 US! Ouch. I guess the locals do not do all nighters and the management decided to see what they could get. I moved on for a bit and asked around and learned that you pay in advance at this club and the girls only get half of it. Runs like a departamento. Pikaros makes its money on drinks and I think the girl keeps what she can get from you.
The girl I was with at Brujas was embarrassed at the $ 220 US quote, said it was crazy, and wanted to go back to the manager and get a lower price. I know, I know -- sounds like buying a car with the salesman claiming to work for you and negotiate for you against mean boss. But I believed her and still do. I told her I was not entirely pleased with the club, tipped her very well and left alone. She was really nice about it, and gave me her phone number. I may call but did not promise to do so.
There are transitorios around. Taxis know them. They charge per hour - maybe 200 pesos - and I think overtime is by half hour so that 80 minutes is 1.5 hours....
On balance, I found the scene to be a bit lower key than BA and really quite ok.
Today I decided to check out the beaches for action with pros, and non pros.
Absolutely no pros work the beaches. Talked to a few girls who were regular girls, enjoyed to talk to me. Unfortunately since I was only in Montevideo for the day. Did not bother to ask any out for a dinner date or something. But I do overnight there next month, so perhaps that’s an option for next time?
There were quite a bit of hotties at the beach though.
In the past, I’ve been to a couple Prive Apartments. Their easy to find, ask a Taxi driver. Or in town some guys will hand out flyers. But I recall there are a few.
Next time I'm there, perhaps I'll take one for the team and review a Prive apartment.
But I think that some Spanish skills are a little more mandatory in Uruguay than in Argentina, just my experience though.
To Nibu Raphael
You can check advertisements in EL Pais (WWW.diarioelpais.com.uy). You must register and then go to "Clasificados" (upper right) there you can find "servicios" and then "mensajes especiales".
There you can find nice "whiskerias" :I reccomend one on Barrios Amorin st., one block from 18 de Julio. There I met the best of the best: a blond bombshell called Veronica. After a night of just talking and flirting, she gave her cel number: 094224839. The other day I tried to find her, but was unsuccessfull. At night I found her in the Whiskeria. She was tired, her aunt was at the hospital, and she wanted to sleep. I payed $100 (US$ 3!!!) for her to leave and went to a motel nearby. We stayed several hours and fucked like crazy in different positions and finished sleeping in each arm´s . At the end I gave her $500 (US$ 17) and payed the same for the hotel. Then I gave her money to go home. I cannot wait to go there again!!
In the advertisements you can check the places with an address, asking in the hotel if they are nearby. The massage parlours seem to be agood option for short term BJ and f. but I´ve just visited one that was fair (not very good, but very cheap and clean)
Warnings: the advertisements with "traviesa" or "trav" are (obviously) transvestites.
All in all: a good place, very cheap, little english, but friendly mood. They want to earn the money.
Hi Gato I just picked up an old copy of El Pais last night in centro Montevideo. I just called a Dominatrix 31 years old but way too petit with no tits to my liking. I wrote down the adress of one place here in the ad I got from Elo Pais 6 girls phone number 924-5829 The address is Sahuan 1825 by the corner of NYC of of 18 de julio. Another place here phone number 099-152129 they said they are at Artigas off of Ladorre de Las Caudillas floor 7 number 1706. I will check out thse places soon . I need to eat soon. Had A chivito earlier today weird mixture of bacon,sunnyside up egg,lettuce,steak type meat plus fries. The Mcdonalds here had this weird spinach snack and like a brocolli potato snack. Ok back to SEx Action Me and my friend will try to check out the Old town tonight at 10 before heading off to this Heavy Metal concert. I think near by Ave. Colon is the red light district. Me and my Buddy checked out Artigas last night nothing but Ugly TVS. Shit and no fucking girls near Rodo Park. Stay away from Artigas thse dudes looked like they could of been in Winger or fucking Poison. Got this card from this Sex Shop on Convenciones block 12 MDK Produccionesa Stripper Private Shows For Men and Women too Call 409- 1354 and 099-132 275 E mail Kasandra and Andrea maiz@montevideo.com.uy Some dude gave me this card last night on 18 de Julio st. Encuentros massage service so Me and my friend checked it out it is on a side st. off 18 De Julio by where all the whiskerias are Andes 1342 floor number 15 call them 901-8417 I think 300 Uruguayan pesos for full service Tamara seemed borderline alright but I took a pass on her she could of been hotter lokking the other 4 were even skankier. Checked out thw *****s too on Ave. 18 de Julio all Ugly. The Whiskerias too Did not have great looking chicks... Well I am out of here I will keep you all updated here on my last day-night in Montevideo Better luck in BA then boring Montevideo,,,,,, NIBU R........
Wow Hobby fan might have to check out Brujas tonight I think I am a few blocks from there staying at the Dump Abc Hotel on Florida and Uruguay by the Chino Bar........
Nibu--
I posted a long time ago on these boards that Montevideo sucks. The scene exists but it is very depressing. All the hobby bars contain ugly chicks who charge a way too much.
Get the hell out of there as soon as you can. You are wasting time and money.
Peace--
LA Larry
Thanks Thanks Thanks yeh dude I am not a rich guy I am A poor Rich Polack from Chicago living in Lima Peru. Yeh Montevideo is a rip off Have not seen one nice girl here yet in over 30 hours here. I will be broke coming in to BA I think for a few days I will check in to a cheap backpackers hostal. I too am paying for my Peruvian friend only food,internet and drinks... SEX Money is all for me. I should have money by next thursday Man I will try to fuck a Clarin girl or two then hit a few swingers clubs, Maybe check out a Heavy Metal concert and defenitly check out the street scene maybe also Check out the Cafes. Blacks and other clubs I will try to stay away from as I Ned money for Mendoza and stinking expensive Chile. My Friend JM is not making money at all from his HM CDS So I keep on bailing him out. OK Another report on Montevideo some dude earlier in the day gave me a flyer on 18 De Julio for a club called Olimpo I mean a massage place we went at 7 and another guy too was waiting at the door and kept on ringing the bell and no answer he even called up the place then on his cell phone and nothing. Shit Fucked up anyways this place is on Colonia 1543 Ap. 203 WOW Shit that is also the number of the Ambassador hotel Where Dahmmer killed in Milwaukee.... HEE HE WEIRD OK This place is on the corner of Tacuarembo phone number 094- 457-951 I will be back for part 2 soon need to take of some buisness now,,,, NIBU............
Hi Again to all and La Larry Yeh Montevideo sucks Me and My buddy even went to visit the Old City by the port and nothing. I heard on Ave. Colon is the Red Light Zone but just a poor rough neighborhood felt like I was in the lower east of Manhattan. SHIT this other place too had Ugly Girls near 18 De Julio on W. Ferreira Aldunate 1312 UGLY UGLY UGLY.. Phone number 908- 8182 UGLY UGLY UGLY YUCK... Waste of time to this... Ok Another Shit Place with 3 ugly girls on Artiga and Rivera full service 300 Pesos...Phone number 099-152129 I think on floor 7 number 706 SHIT Too.............Also call 094- 237537.....................Encuentros Placenteros on Andes 1342 TAmara almost passable but still she falls short Yeh Andes 1342 floor 15 Shit Man now like 3 dudes are banging drums and trumpets for money ARGGGHHhhhhhhh My Anxiety is getting too Me PROZAC PLEASE HA HA Only Joking But ARGGHHHHHHHHH.......Ok Also checked two places on Yaguaron one at Yaugoron 1414 Crap The other like 6 blocks farther down . Whiskeria New Style too on Andes 1319 SHIT Ugly Hags.......