Here is a little of the Balcony Bar action early in July.
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epiwPp-XiZg[/url]
I wish I was back there.
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Here is a little of the Balcony Bar action early in July.
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epiwPp-XiZg[/url]
I wish I was back there.
i met a beautiful light skinned morena named carolyn at balcony a few weeks ago (see previous report. 300$r for 1 hour and 600r$ todo noite). i called her at 6pm to invite her to my hotel todo noite. i figured i would splurge. i learned from carolyn that if she arrives at 6pm, todo noite means she leaves at midnight. we negotiate and she is firm at 300r$ for 90 minutes. i end the conversation. i think to myself that passing on a chance with this beautiful morena with sexy hair down to the small of her back for a few reais stupid. i call her back to say i will pay the 300$r with the following conditions: 1. she must provide bbbj. 2. there must be at least 2 sog. 3. she must prance around my room wearing stockings and heals and 4. during our date she must refer to me as 'stallion. ' to my amazement carolyn explains the 300r$ includes a cbj and there will only be one orgazmo. what? i was just about to do the first sog in the palm of my hand while talking with carolyn on the phone. no way! boa noite carolyn.
so instead i head over to l'umo at 6:30pm. the cover is 70r$ but if you enter prior to 7pm they will refund half the entrance fee if you session that night. a 40 minute session is 240r$ and the exchange rate for euro is 2. 25 and usd is 1. 6. the cabines are clean and small. i walk into the boate and right away i see a really attractive loira named bia (she pronounces her name bee). she is 25 and about 5'7" with long dishwater blond hair and 'a / b' cup natural tits with wonderful long legs that are lean, trim, and athletic and a nice normal size ass. she has the characteristic beauty of this part of brasil with beautiful eyes and small nose and beautiful pouty lips. i want her. we are kissing madly. i ask her to dance for me. man this girl can dance. i tell her that after my second drink i will session with her. then she ditches me for another customer. man, this was about to ruin my night because she was the girl i had made my mind up that i would session with. the rest of the talent was not that strong. what can i do? why did she ditch me? i try to forget her and flirt with the other gdps. a tiny 5'2" morena carioca with fake d's and a little bubble butt and darker skin approaches me. she is speaking porto 100 miles an hour. our conversation reminded me of the interviews on johnny carson with charo. the 1st intelligible sentence out of her mouth is "buy me a drink." i asked her what kind of drink she would like?"wodka and head bull." i tell her "what do i look like the gringo cash machine? no!" her girl friends laugh at this and two loiras join us. they are cousins. one is a tall thin skinny assed gdp named ruby and the other is [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901][CodeWord901][/url]. the three of them tease me to death. another girl (whom i don't find attractive) joins the conversation. her name is patricia. she decides to act as my interpretor for the evening. there is flirting and kissing going on. the girls are refreshing their lip gloss and kissing me and getting a kick out of it. this is fun but the problem is i was more physically attracted to bia and bia is ignoring me. perhaps i have transgressed some unwritten termas rule? did one of her regulars show up? i finally buy ruby a suco de lorange which evokes sarcastic applause from the gdps. sounds similar to when a slot machine pays off. i go to the bathroom thinking i will probably settle for ruby. unbenounced to me, several chinese businessmen enter the club while i am in the bathroom. i get in a conversation with a fellow gringo. next thing i see is that my entourage is off to the cabines, each with a chinese business man in tow (damn the chinese really are taking over). i was dumped a second time? what is going wrong? i go in the banherio and brush my teeth 3 times. patrica who speaks decipherable english approaches me in the boate. i tell her that bia is short for ***** and the fucking gringo cash machine is not buying anymore fucking drinks. she tell s me that she is a lady and i should swear around her. then she tries to console me. patricia says 'come on, you are a smart guy and you understand what kind of club this is. ' yes this is a putaria i say. she laughs at this. the girls laugh and the brasiliero bartenders go crazy yeslling 'putaria. ' 'where did you learn that word, ' patricia asks? she sets me up with a morana that is new to the club. she is ok but i would be settling! the new girl knows no english but patrica is translating for me. she does everything but no anal. she asks for a drink and i say "cervaja?" no its wodka and headbull all over again. the gringo cash machine has landed at l'uomo ladies and gents. i say 'no. ' we make out so i buy her a caipriani (cost as much as wodka and headbull). i am kissing her but i am not thrilled. not for what will be a 400r$ experience total. she leaves to have a smoke and ruby comes back to put her arm around me. the den mother, patricia comes and announces that i have been claimed by the new girl (meini or something). i tell her that the gringo cash machine will pay the bill at the end of the night so i will sleep with whomever i choose! she tells me i am not nice. i tell her that this is a puterio and i will pick the puta i like the best. the girls get a kick out of this. as they are laughing i start to walk out with ruby. just then meini returns from her smoke break. patricia, the l'umo freshman dorm room ra, informs me that i have to take meini or i am a %$ *$. patricia says i should leave. she says 'l'uomo is just not your kind of club and you should leave. ' there are hurt feelings. i am about to leave. i walk out to the front desk. i am still wondering why i was ditched by bia in the first place (chicks usually dig me). i ask the manager as the desk if bia has left the club. at this moment i hear a great song and i return to the boate. fuck it. i'm staying and dancing with the girls. two of the girls make a sandwich on the dance floor with me. finally, bia surfaces. what did i do bia? she offers to buy me a drink for ditching me. fuck that i tell her you ruined my night. in retrospect i should have asked for wodka and headbull. i am sitting at the bar enjoying the music planning to salvage my night and some self respect and go over to balconi. then bia comes over and starts making out with me like she did the moment i arrived. this wicked girl really gets my motor running so after 20 minutes she asks if i want to session. i swallow my pride and except my mercy fuck and follow her to the cabine. she takes my key and says "40 minutes right?" combinado!
she comes back wearing a red rode that all the girls wear when they session here. we enter the cabine and we kiss. she performs a really nice bbbj for a long time. she has great skill. i love it because she is such a turn on for me. next, bia grabs for a condom. i indicate in the rotten porto that i speak that i want to eat her out first. she understands this. i daty for 15 minutes and while i am eating her i penetrate her anus with my finger. she loves it. after this she grabs for the condom again. i say "sessenta e nove?" she laughs at this and shakes her head ok. we 69 for another 5 minutes. finally the condom is on and we fuck in several positions including rcg and a new one that looks like side saddle cg (best i can describe). finally we finish with cowgirl with bia sucking seductively on the finger of my right hand. i am staring into her perfect face until i cum. i love it. bia just does something for me.
i shower and go back into the boate and enjoy the brasileiro club music. the girls are dancing up a storm. bia can samba. she comes to me for a makeout session sweating all over me. she apologizes for the sweat but i love it. i would drink her sweat. we continue to make out. she asks if i would buy her a drink. you guessed it. wodka and headbull. 'combinado' i say. we end up sharing the drink. she slips her contact info and puts it in my underwear and says don't let anyone know i have this. she will get in trouble with management if they find out. she kisses me a long good night and the boate clears out.
[url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901][CodeWord901][/url] (ruby's cousin) and the little energizer bunny moren and i are the last ones in the boate. the place is closing. [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901][CodeWord901][/url] is working on lining me up for next week. meanwhile i am trying to line up girls to meet me at blacony or eclipse. we are making out like i am heading off to war. charro is jumping on my back and yelling something i can't understand. i enjoy kissing [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901][CodeWord901][/url] until the very last moment. no one will follow me over to balcony. come back tomorrow they say.
i go to the locker room and change and as i work on my porto with the natives (mostly words such as putaria and putario) i notice i do not have bia's contact info. i go out in the boate and it is in the middle of the floor where charro was jumping on my back.
i head over to balcony and i am interviewing putas that line the streets. they are all willing to do me for 50r$ bj in the car or 100r$ fuck. they are all willing (and some do) show me that they have pussies. i am talking to one group of 3 gdps and i feel one puta going for my wallet and grab her hand. this is dangerous business. i am off to balcony. i meet several putas. one puta jumps in my arms unannounced and orders a drink. i decline and send the nasty puta on her way. i meet two friendly italiono hobbyists that just arrived to rio for the first time. i share hobby tips with these guys because so far, all they have been to is centaurus (350r$ for the lady and 125$ entrance fee all up front).
it is 2 am and i am off to bed
[QUOTE=Hungrystud101;1189715]I was dumped a second time? What is going wrong?[/QUOTE]
Thank you for an entertaining report, HS. It seems like you had a good time.
If you find a girl that will be your choice, make it clear to her that you want to session and don't waste to much time chitchating. See if the chemistry seems right, check out her body, kiss to see if she seems promising, get some squeezes on Junior to get in the mood and ask if she's up to whatever you have in mind. Then of to the cabin. If you're to slow or waste her time somebody else will pick her and put his d*ck in her before you get your turn.
Remember that the girls are there working and want as many clients as possible. Don't waste their time or making false impression that you'll pick them unless you're serious about it.
I am here and ready to go out! Anyone want to join me?
There were easely 500 GDPs at 8pm. I noticed most girls when from thick to obese, but you can find t2 terma quality. You just have to stick your head in every casa. At the turn of the alley, I found an old black gdp with the biggest ass I've ever seen. This place hits on every fetish. There was everything from loiras with cute faces (the paulista look) to darker favela girls. Everyone I interviewed quoted 40 reais 30 minutes surprisingly most do cbjs. I walked to the villa from the train and back no problem. I felt confortable every step of the way. You might see street walkers and homeless people on your way, but they won't bother you. Glad I have finally visited villa mimosa.
[QUOTE=Bravo;1188931]I saw that girl, Karen two weeks ago. You are correct, her ass is fucking insane! To the point where I was positive that it was implants. She is just too thin to have an ass like that, plus the tits were fake. I didn't take her to the room because I had just sessioned at 4x4. Did you ask her for pictures and she turned you down?[/QUOTE]Karen's ass was the closest to the sculptures of sand I found in Rio anywere. I did ask for pictures and yes she turned me dowm. But I did not really insist; I think she would have gone for it. The booty felt real, and it had no scars. I believe she was all natural back there. The walk upstairs is still in my head, what an ass brother.
[QUOTE=Hungrystud101; 1189715]I met a beautiful light skinned morena named Carolyn at Balcony a few weeks ago (see previous report. 300$R for 1 hour and 600R$ todo noite). I called her at 6PM to invite her to my hotel todo noite. I figured I would splurge. I learned from Carolyn that if she arrives at 6PM, todo noite means she leaves at midnight. We negotiate and she is firm at 300R$ for 90 minutes. I end the conversation. I think to myself that passing on a chance with this beautiful morena with sexy hair down to the small of her back for a few reais stupid. I call her back to say I will pay the 300$R with the following conditions: 1. She must provide BBBJ. 2. There must be at least 2 SOG. 3. She must prance around my room wearing stockings and heals and 4. During our date she must refer to me as 'Stallion. ' To my amazement Carolyn explains the 300R$ includes a CBJ and there will only be one orgazmo. What? I was just about to do the first SOG in the palm of my hand while talking with Carolyn on the phone. No way! Boa Noite Carolyn.
It is 2 AM and I am off to bed[/QUOTE]Thanks for the report. Glad you stood your ground on Carolyn. Those prices are INSANE. Too many girls think their buscetta is gold-plated.
Glad things worked out for you in the end at L'uomo. My advice, for what it's worth, is the following: if you see a girl you really like, grab her (the polar-bear pounce). He who hesitates is lost. However, if you do miss her, let it go. There are plenty others out there to scratch your itch, and getting hung up on 1 chick is a downer.
Glad you stood your line on the Vodka / RB, too. That shits me. The best girls I've seen at T's do things like order juice or choppes. Sure, after you've banged them a few times you have to put up with them ordering food or whatever (or Vodka / RB) , but not when you first meet them.
Keep the posts coming!
[QUOTE=Bravo; 1189605]A 2 month FBI investigation? HILARIOUS! Could you tell us how much they wanted to charge you to help you with the investigation?
Dude, you are all set. You can stay in Rio for up to 3 months before you have to leave. [/QUOTE.
The guy never gave me a quote. He told me I would have to call back the next day during a one hour window when I could talk to the 'visa specialist', but that if my trip was under 30 days I wouldn't have to worry about any of this. So naturally I am choosing another agency. Not sure which one yet. Any recommendations?
[QUOTE=Hungrystud101;1189715]I met a beautiful light skinned morena named Carolyn at Balcony a few weeks ago (see previous report. 300$R for 1 hour and 600R$ todo noite). I called her at 6PM to invite her to my hotel todo noite. I figured I would splurge. I learned from Carolyn that if she arrives at 6PM, todo noite means she leaves at midnight. We negotiate and she is firm at 300R$ for 90 minutes. I end the conversation. I think to myself that passing on a chance with this beautiful morena with sexy hair down to the small of her back for a few reais stupid. I call her back to say I will pay the 300$R with the following conditions: 1. She must provide BBBJ. 2. There must be at least 2 SOG. 3. She must prance around my room wearing stockings and heals and 4. During our date she must refer to me as 'Stallion. ' To my amazement Carolyn explains the 300R$ includes a CBJ and there will only be one orgazmo. What? I was just about to do the first SOG in the palm of my hand while talking with Carolyn on the phone. No way! Boa Noite Carolyn.[/QUOTE]Nice report, although I don't think we needed all the details about your dramas at Luomo. It's been awhile since I commented on any reports, but I think your problem is similar to what happens to me sometimes, I hesitate to pull the trigger or close the deal. Best thing to do is once you're pretty sure about a girl, just let her know straight up you want to session with her: "eu quero fazer programa contigo" (I want to do a program with you) but you want to hang out with her in the boite for awhile more "mas eu quero estar com voce en el boite por algum tempo mais".
Once you've made your intentions absolutely clear, she usually won't butterfly away. Remember, there's so much flirting and groping going on in these joints it's hard sometimes for a garota to know which guy is really serious and which is just bsing. Don't be shy, just tell her! LOL!
Especially since the boite environment can trick you. You go in and you don't see much going on, so you take a break in the sauna or whatever; but when you come back, a whole bunch of guys are in there with the best girls on their laps. That's happened to me a couple of times, lesson learned. You never know who's about to step in the scene and throw a monkey wrench in your plans, like your story with the asian guys. Those Chinese are usually pretty business-like, they're not going to party in the boite; they're just going to grab a garota and it's off to the races! .
But once you've made your intentions clear, you can usually just chill out with your girl for awhile, have fun with her, see her do a couple of sexy dances with her friends, etc. Then, the two of you go off to the cabine after half-hour or so.
Red bull and vodka is R$40 or $25. That's really taking the [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] when they think you will spring for that in a few seconds. Like Cartman said, the best girls don't do that crap, they tend to order something like a juice or beer."Its better to die on your feet than live on your knees", just say no to this kind of crap and ditch them real quick!
Nice report on Luomo!
Good report on L'uomo. I agree that you should turn down Vodka / RedBull requests. But if they charged you the same price for a caipi, then you got ripped off in a major way, too.
BTW, I completely understand why you wanted to wait a bit to take Bia to the Cabina. Eric is of course right in that the Polar-Bear-Pounce is the safe way to proceed. But to me the foreplay in the boite is as important and fun as doing the actual deed in the cabina. So I sometimes want to stretch this out for as long as possible. Bia, of course, must have sensed that you were not going to pull the trigger in the end and cut her losses by moving on. Happens.
Sperto points out correctly that these are working girls and want as many clients as possible. All true, but at the L'uomo prices one client per night makes them enough money. That's one reason why I still go there. The girls can take their time with me, which I like.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzI0uZAJlJc
Some talent found inside Balcony Bar at 1AM in first week of July.
Everyone I talked to was asking for 300R for TLN.
YMMV
[QUOTE=Euro100; 1189935]Good report on L'uomo. I agree that you should turn down Vodka / RedBull requests. But if they charged you the same price for a caipi, then you got ripped off in a major way, too.
BTW, I completely understand why you wanted to wait a bit to take Bia to the Cabina. Eric is of course right in that the Polar-Bear-Pounce is the safe way to proceed. But to me the foreplay in the boite is as important and fun as doing the actual deed in the cabina. So I sometimes want to stretch this out for as long as possible. Bia, of course, must have sensed that you were not going to pull the trigger in the end and cut her losses by moving on. Happens.
Sperto points out correctly that these are working girls and want as many clients as possible. All true, but at the L'uomo prices one client per night makes them enough money. That's one reason why I still go there. The girls can take their time with me, which I like.[/QUOTE]I agree with you about Bia. I recall Bia being quick to move on, if she thinks you aren't really interested.
[QUOTE=Rio Me Ever; 1189994][url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzI0uZAJlJc[/url]
Some talent found inside Balcony Bar at 1AM in first week of July.
Everyone I talked to was asking for 300R for TLN.
YMMV[/QUOTE]Good video, I know how hard it s to take a good video there as it is not permitted. You got a good picture of the girls that are available there at 1 am and being July it didn't look too bad. The girls didn't look to bad, if you were looking for an all nighter 300 reais doesn't sound too bad considering posts below talk about 40 mins in a cabine for 350 or more.
I was just in Rio for a 3 day stent after about a two year absence. I decided to things a little differently and experience Rio and different ways. I booked my first day in a favela hostel. I didn't get the true favela feeling because this area was pretty docile. The trek up and down those winding trails was truely an adventure. The place had a one of a kind view of botofogo and sugar loaf. My room was nice and clean, but the kitchen wasnt and they didn't serve breakfast as promised. On top of that I was the only guest staying there.
After I unwind and change I head out to 85 on buenos aires. To get there I take a bus 006 to Carioca ave and just walk. I go to 85 (winding stairs) and on the second floor I gab a beer for 4R and hit a Carmel skinned chick w / nice face bunda and titts, but also a belly to match (thus she is a 5) for 25 she takes it in every whole like a champ. I move up to the next floor and grab a dark skinned beauty (7) who has clearly been working out. She is a one hole girl with a sour smell. I then grab a beer and a loira (7) who was a 3 whole chicka. She performed well and was well worth the 25R. So thats 3 girls and 3 beers plus bus fare for 92. 50R.
I then decide to go to VM, but I think I'm way to early cus it's just after six or so. So I walk. Yes I walk from Uraguania to VM and it's not too bad of a trip. I have to pause to whizz along the way (3 beers from 85) but in cool weather it was a good adventure. When I get there VM is just as remembered, but with tge addition of pool tables (3) in the first bar (large) on the right. I do a tour and notice a girl smiling at me deep inside on bars. I pause then continue to the last bar on the left. It has sentimental value, because on my first trip to VM the owner gave me a beef and rice meal after I did the deed in her establishment. (20R for a fuck and meal at 2003 exchange rates meant I paid like 4 bucks USA I took a dark skinned 9 in body, but 5 in face dor 35R. Seemed like time was no factor as she had above average skills.
Remember that girl I mentioned that was smiling at me. I went back her way and she was putting clothes on. I took her for 40R 30 mins. I could tell she was older, but I had a feeling she had skills. Boy was I right! She fucked me better than any girlfriend I ever had and the 30 mins had to be closer to 1 hour plus. We were both soaked in sweat as she took it like a champ in almost every position I could think of. When we finished she told me she was 42yrs old. She wanted my contact info and I got hers. I rate her a 7 body 6 face (42 hrs can't be more than a 6) and 10 in attitude and skill. Thats 2 girls for 75R plus caprihinha and 3 beers for 90R. For a grand total of 5 girls 7 drinks and bus / metro fare for less than 200R. Plus the fact that 1 was a top ten lifetime fuck. All for less then the balcony chick in my next report