[QUOTE=White Whale]I visited Thailand and Phuket Patong Beach for the first time during Xmas time. I stayed in Baan Lamai Beach Resort for two weeks. It is girl friendly but they charge 500B joiner fee. There was construction work ongoing next lot. Walls on first floor room were paper thin. I could here normal conversation from the next room. I complained after first night and they upgraded me to roof top bungalow without added charge. That was nice of them. The hotel is located centrally by the beach road. That is good and bad. Good thing is short distance to beach and bad is that when turning left or right you are walking through aggressive sales people every day. Another annoying group of people are overpriced Tuk-Tuk drivers trying to sell their rides. The beach is not better place in that sense. Sales is happening there also.
Good in that location was that it was, not close, but on walking distance from Bangla Road. That immediately became my Mekka, my destination of pilgrimage. I found a girl for each night. A girl working in bar or someone who had her hand bag behind the counter. Specially the latter ones may be looking for a husband. LT was more expensive (2000B) than in Bangkok or Pattaya. During my stay there were quite many government and election days. Bangla was closed and bars, in principle, not selling alcohol. Funny thing was one of those days we were eating in restaurant and one could spot people drinking alcohol if they had "Mickey Mouse" plastic cup in front of them.
The clubs on Bangla side streets have most wild sex shows I have seen. On one (Playboy something...) the lady had a small bird or a gold fish inside her pussy. One lady had 30 meters of string I pulled out of there. The string had very distinctive smell in it after that.
"Happy ending" is available on some massage parlors but there are also ladyboys working there. I gave myself a Xmas gift visiting Christine massage. I selected a girl from fish bowl for the soapy massage. I felt Very clean after that pussy rub. I can recommend it at least for one time experience.
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Glad you had a good time but your hotel is not girl friendly this means that you do not have to pay a joiner fee to the hotel.