Puerto Vallarta

I was in Vallarta on a cruise. Three ships were in port. Antorchas is across the street from the cruiseship port next to a hospital as described. I was actually able to see their sign from the ship. Walked there around 2:00 pm. There were about a dozen girls all 4's and below. Some truly hideous. About a dozen customers. Some Indonesian and Indian crewmen from the ships and a few passengers. Beers are 20 peso or two dollars.

The bar is an open covered patio so the girls are seen in shaded daylight. This is probably bad for business.

As soon as I sat down a burned out junkie type, "Kareli" sat next to me asking to be taken to the cuartos. She was 5'4", skinny with long black hair and many tattoos. When she smiled the wire clasps and yellowed plastic of her partial plate were visible around her decayed front teeth. She told me that no other chica bar was open during the day, Antorchas is open until 10pm and caters to the cruise ship customers. I was not interested in Kareli but it took about half an hour for her to give up interest in me.

I saw an attractive looking chica (about a 6. 5) sitting with an (Asian) Indian wearing engineers overalls. She was busty with (American) Indian features and long blonde hair wearing a long red dress. The engineer was hogging this one good puta so I set my sights on a girl sitting at the bar. Is miled at her and she came over. Her name was Veronica. She was 29 short with long hair and a nice smile. Good attitude. Wanted 80 plus 20 for the cuarto. I told her I could only pay 60. She agreed. We went outside and around to the cuarto.

There is a longish (200 yards) walk through weed-overgrown lots behind Antorchas to a small house. A lady there took my money for the room and gave us some linen. I told Veronica that I wanted anal she said that would be an extra $100. I said no way: $100 total. We finally agreed on $120. She took her clothes off and started with a covered chupa. Her body was soft with droopy C cups; I'd give a 4. 5 at most, below my usual standards except in emergencies. Attitude was about a 7. She got me ready and flipped over for some doggy style anal. I entered her ass with surprising ease. I'm in all the way to the base and she starts loud moaning and crying. I though this was part of the act but after about two minutes of pumping her ass she asks me to take it out. I told her I'll take it out when I'm done. After another minute she says she can't take it anymore and I give her a break. She cleans me with her mouth, finished with standard missionary.

As we walk back to the bar there's a guy coming down the trail with Kareli. He's red-faced drunk and looking hesitant. Kareli asks me to reassure him that there really is a cuarto at the end of the jungly trail and that he's not going to be robbed. The guy addresses me in English but I answer in Spanish telling him that the room is another 100 metres away.

No other chicas worth my attention so I went sightseeing.

The next day on the ship I see the red-faced guy from the trail in the Lido, eating lunch with his wife and baby daughter. Our eye met across the room and it was all I could do to keep from making the shame-shame gesture to him.

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[QUOTE=Exthalmus]Hola

I have a very long post do write up with lots of PICS

I used three girls from PV Playmates and Three Holes and I hit every Shit Hole ***** house to High end where we also sampled some goodies.

I have just landed back home Tonight, and will work up the reports offline in a word file and upload in the morning.

Please check back as I think it will be very, very helpful to anyone wanting up to the minute details and prices

O did I mention its 14 pesos to 1 US dollar down there right now: P whooo hoo

EX[/QUOTE]Hola Amigo,

I am very excited to read that report over the naughty things you have done in PV!!! When do you think that report is ready?

Best regards,
TSH

Sorry for the delay I had some ISP issues.

First let me say, I stayed at the Rosita Hotel which is located in the maelcon. It was close to all the local clubs, and I was told it was open to bringinging guests. Shit, There is a Nazi Manager who I mistook for a beached whale at first, who gave me a ton of shit when I broght up my first PV Playmate girl stephani. I had to end up paying 180 pesos to appease this woman. The second night when Dani from PV Plamated showed up. This woman gave me so much shit I went postal on her. I had a nice audience and after 20 minutes of letting her know what I thought of her gay ass policy, I won out with having to pay another 180 pesos for a " guest " pass. Pure Bull shit. Don't stay here.

First girl up was Stephani. 18, local PV girl. Super super sweet and gorgeous. I got her for 150 american for 2 hours. Please see attached pic below. She gave a great back rub, and had a wonderful tight pussy.

Second girl was Dani. She is a exotic looking 19 year old, who shot down on my pecker and started sucking the shit out of it before I even had a chance to tear open a condom. Her ass fit in the palm of one of my hands. Great, fucking lay. She was $ 200 for one hour.

I know some of you will flame me for paying these prices, but clean, young, full shaven pussy that is eager to please and not bite thier nails or ***** about the whatever was worth it to me.

I compare this to my three trips to The zona roja with three holes. We hit all four fun houses over two nights. Estravaganza had the most woman who didn't look drugged or brain dead. Rohilio, Urban Wildlifes driver took us the first night and negotiated 800 peso pussy at any of the clubs there. He had his phoen stolen, so maybe Urban can post his new number for us. He is a hell of a asset. USE HIM if you can. He charges 200 pesos an hour. Well worth a one night intro to the bithces and bouncers.

First night was a Sunday, and the creame of the crop was not there (cleaning out their snatches I'm sure) but we did go back on Monday and I hooked up with a great hot body girl from Guatalarja. She didn't smell like sweat or [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] much like most of the girls there. We had sex in a shit hole smelling hotel next door for 800 pesos. I'll take the higher dollar PV playmate pussy in my room for 2 hours any day. Please send me a PM for the owners email and cell phone number. She is great and accomadating.

I am posting several pics, the first two are Stephani from PV Playmates. Second two are DAni PV Playmates. I'll post the others and a report from Tuesday over the weekend.

Cheers,

Ex

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Hi Exthalmus,

Great to her that this girls are worth their money! Next time when I get back to PV I make the investment in a nice PV Playmate girl too!

You should also make a visit to Hysteria! The girls are nice too and don´t smell. They ask you if they see that you are interested in sex to go with them to a room for a high price! Just tell them that you are interested in some action during daytime and they will give you there cell phone numbers and a great price too. Take them to a Motel called Dunas! I fucked a girl from Hysteria there twice and she was great. It only costed me 2500 Pesos for 3 hours of full sex action! For 2000 Pesos I could have her for 2 hours. She even went for a shower bevor the action! I had a Junior suite there. The price was about 430 Pesos. It had a nice jacuzzi too where we fucked. I took some pictures of the Motel and reported about it:

[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=771394&postcount=394[/url]

[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=771484&postcount=396[/url]

Here is my report about Hysteria if you are interested in it.

[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=767054&postcount=380[/url]

I also went once to Platinos. Here is the report:

[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=767380&postcount=381[/url]

[QUOTE=Exthalmus]First let me say, I stayed at the Rosita Hotel which is located in the maelcon. It was close to all the local clubs, and I was told it was open to bringinging guests. Shit, There is a Nazi Manager who I mistook for a beached whale at first, who gave me a ton of shit when I broght up my first PV Playmate girl stephani. I had to end up paying 180 pesos to appease this woman. The second night when Dani from PV Plamated showed up. This woman gave me so much shit I went postal on her. I had a nice audience and after 20 minutes of letting her know what I thought of her gay ass policy, I won out with having to pay another 180 pesos for a " guest " pass. Pure Bull shit. Don't stay here.

Rogelio, Urban Wildlifes driver took us the first night (Zona Roja)and negotiated 800 peso pussy at any of the clubs there. He had his phone stolen, so maybe Urban can post his new number for us. He is a hell of a asset. USE HIM if you can. He charges 200 pesos an hour. Well worth a one night intro to the bithces and bouncers.

Cheers,

Ex[/QUOTE]It is my opinion that the Rosita Hotel sucks for a variety of reasons, such as it is really noisy because of its location, it is not real girl friendly, and the service is very poor to name a few of the reasons why I would never recommend anyone to stay there. The Rosita Hotel is always one of the cheaper hotels offered by the travel search engines, Expedia, Orbitz, Priceline, Cheap Tickets, e.t.c.

I have another property I would like to recommend to the board. The property is called Hotel Eloisa, and it is located on Los Muertos beach, in the area of another hotel I have previously recommended, Casa Dona Susana. Hotel Eloisa is very girl friendly and are actually suites with kitchenettes, and this property has promotional rates quite often of about $60.00 dollars a night, and almost all the travel sites I mentioned above offer it in air/hotel packages.

Thanks for being one of the first ones in quite some time to post a field report Exthalmus. My friend Rogelio told me he really enjoyed showing you and your friend around, and really appreciated your generousity.

It would be a cold day in hell I would pay the girls at PV Playmates that type of money. For example, you can go into Stravaganza, El y Ellas, or Conojitos, to name a few, and have the girl meet you after they get off of work, for $100. to $150.00 dollars, and they will spend the total night with you for that price, as I do it on a regular basis when I am in Puerto Vallarta. In addition, you can set up dates for a whole afternoon with these girls for the same price, depending on your negotiating skills. For those with limited spanish it would be very much to your benefit to use my friend Rogelio to show you around, as you will benefit greatly from it, as well as experience areas of Puerto Vallarta you would never see otherwise. The above places I mentioned always will have some quality girls dancing and working in them. Beauty is always in the eyes of the beholder, but none of the girls at PV Playmates standout to me, and I feel there are much more attractive girls working the clubs I named above.

I will be back in Puerto Vallarta for the weekend of December 19th through the 21st. I will be staying in one of the suites at the Hotel Eloisa on this visit.

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[quote=urbanwildlife]it is my opinion that the rosita hotel sucks for a variety of reasons, such as it is really noisy because of its location, it is not real girl friendly, and the service is very poor to name a few of the reasons why i would never recommend anyone to stay there. the rosita hotel is always one of the cheaper hotels offered by the travel search engines, expedia, orbitz, priceline, cheap tickets, e.t.c.

i have another property i would like to recommend to the board. the property is called hotel eloisa, and it is located on los muertos beach, in the area of another hotel i have previously recommended, casa dona susana. hotel eloisa is very girl friendly and are actually suites with kitchenettes, and this property has promotional rates quite often of about $60.00 dollars a night, and almost all the travel sites i mentioned above offer it in air/hotel packages.

thanks for being one of the first ones in quite some time to post a field report exthalmus. my friend rogelio told me he really enjoyed showing you and your friend around, and really appreciated your generousity. he has the same telephone number he previously had, so if you are dialing it from puerto vallarta you dial 044-322-168-4601.

it would be a cold day in hell i would pay the girls at pv playmates that type of money. for example, you can go into stravaganza, el y ellas, or conojitos, to name a few, and have the girl meet you after they get off of work, for $100. to $150.00 dollars, and they will spend the total night with you for that price, as i do it on a regular basis when i am in puerto vallarta. in addition, you can set up dates for a whole afternoon with these girls for the same price, depending on your negotiating skills. for those with limited spanish it would be very much to your benefit to use my friend rogelio to show you around, as you will benefit greatly from it, as well as experience areas of puerto vallarta you would never see otherwise. the above places i mentioned always will have some quality girls dancing and working in them. beauty is always in the eyes of the beholder, but none of the girls at pv playmates standout to me, and i feel there are much more attractive girls working the clubs i named above.

i will be back in puerto vallarta for the weekend of december 19th through the 21st. i will be staying in one of the suites at the hotel eloisa on this visit.

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ps; now that i do speak more spanish, it makes it that much more fun at a reasonable price when your on vacation, so you can afford to call back for another session with the money left over that you would have spent on pv playmates

Thanks for the report Discreta, did you try any massage places you were looking for?

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Originally Posted by Discreta
I am looking for the same kind of a massage, (for a woman and by a woman). My husband goes out and gets massages with happy endings back at home and I for one would enjoy such massages when vacationing in Vallarta.

No I do not want an escort service at $200 per hr., I would like to have a good massage with a friendly hand gesture for around $60.00 is that posible do you think? Please get back if anyone knows of such a place.

Thanks,

Discreta

[QUOTE=Pvfan]Why don't you try Damely when you're there, Ely is very cute. I don't know about the $60 cause Batmanda never said how much he paid.[/QUOTE]Hi. I am looking for a good massage with a GFE in PV. The girl should be good looking and not over 40 years of age. I need the information for a friend that will go soon to PV. He doesn´t mind to pay a bit more for a GFE. Can you please give me some more infos on Damely like where he can find that place and how old are there girls about.

Went to Hysteria last night with a few friends after hanging out downtown. Entry fee was $230 pesos which they agreed to waive because I was with locals. Drinks for the girls were $150 pesos as mentioned before. They quoted one of our group $2,500 pesos for thirty minutes upstairs and would not budge off that price. The club was filled with girls and customers but nobody seemed to be getting laid. One would think when the economy is tight you lower the price to generate more business but it seems with the slowdown comes higher prices at this place. Must be some new economic theory I am not aware of yet. We still had some fun but I was home early.

[QUOTE=Section11]Went to Hysteria last night with a few friends after hanging out downtown. Entry fee was $230 pesos which they agreed to waive because I was with locals. Drinks for the girls were $150 pesos as mentioned before. They quoted one of our group $2,500 pesos for thirty minutes upstairs and would not budge off that price. The club was filled with girls and customers but nobody seemed to be getting laid. One would think when the economy is tight you lower the price to generate more business but it seems with the slowdown comes higher prices at this place. Must be some new economic theory I am not aware of yet. We still had some fun but I was home early.[/QUOTE]Thanks for your report about Hysteria! I was there in summer (low season) maybe for that reason it was 200USD for 1 hour and 250 for 2 hours!? If you want to stick the end away in one of there girls just tell the girl that you are interested in it but only at daytime. They know that it is much better because 100% of the money is for themselves. In Hysteria they wont see shit of the money. For the 250 USD you can give her the fuck of the year for 3 hours long! :-)

I'm going to be coming to PVR for a week in March. Anyone up for a get togther? My schedule is open and can book any week. Please send me a tell or message.

Cheers,

Exthalmus

Stopped by Las Antorchas on Saturday late afternoon when no ships were in town. I was surpised by the quantity, if not the quality of the girls. There were probably10 there, on a night when I figured most would be home doing family/boyfriend stuff.

Maria, short and reasonably slender, came right over and described her massage and the accomodations in the back. She suggested 600 pesos. We agreed to 500. Room 120 extra. Beer 20.

She's got a couple of teenage kids and her face shows it. Her shape was square with nice small pert tits. Braces on the teeth. Her attitude was excellent: friendly, helpful, and willing to spend a whole hour, even after we finished FS. She likes to touch and hold hands. Speaks pretty good English.

She only rates a max 7 in looks but if you can't find any better, and normally you can't at this bar, definitely go for her. She's a good ambassador for the Mexican people.

Peso at 13+ to dollar. Inverse is about 75%. Therefore, $1, 300 pesos equals about $100 dollars.

Newspaper Seguridad Publica has a page of display ads for massage/escort. Many have promations at $500 to $800 pesos.

Called Romina's at 044 322 152 0844 (Note: I believe all cell numbers start with 044. Some of the ads omit these numbers.) Gina came in 45 minutes to room I rented on Calle Francisco Madero at$300 pesos. I asked for one & half hours for $1, 000 pesos. She asked for $200 more for taxi. I didn't agrue.

She is pretty. Here face is a little acne scarred. Great trim body. Average perky boobs. I gave her a massage which she seemed to enjoy. She was friendly but refused LK and Daty. I won't return because I would like a litte more involvement, but I don't regret the date.

I went to the zone last night and ended up at El Y Ella. Had a blast, spent time with two lovely ladies.

Karen is early twenties and has a beautiful bright smile. She has amazing nipples that respond to sucking, her pussy is tight and very tasty.

Her attitude and service make her a must see if you are in PV.

The second girl is Lola, a striking tall beautiful woman with long hair. She also has very responsive nipples and is great in the sack.

For a full evening of great fun including cabs and drinks and two women I only spent 300 pesos.

Had a great time there last night lots of drinks, lap dances and very hot sex up stairs. Two must see ladies are Karen and Lola both have super attitudes and are beautiful women. The whole evening of great sights, sounds and sex was only 3000 pesos...cab included.

The staff were great and did, I repeat did not try and short change or over charge. I was well looked after.

Its my new most favorite place to poon.