Trapped in Airport Hilton 1/20/2006
[QUOTE=Munch Lunch]Esetica Claudia:
Location: Jalapa # 164 , Colonia Roma
(Between Queretaro and Zacatecas)
Phone: 52-64-46-42
Hours: Mon - Wed: 10AM - 9PM
Thurs - Fri - Sat: 10AM - 10PM
Sunday: 10AM - 8PM
Pricing: $250 pesos/half hour; $500 pesos/hour
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My adventures last night did not go well for several reasons. First, I was trapped in the Airport Hilton and was limited to travelling with the overpriced airport taxis. Second, my partner in crime (we'll call him the Englishman) was an amatuer and did not understand the pricing theory in Mexico DF. I kept trying to emphasize that 9 and 10's are way overpriced here and he did not pay attention. However, 6's and 7's could be had for reasonable prices.
ESTETICA CLAUDIA
(see notes in quote above)
The Englishman originally proposed a gentleman's club in Zona Rosa but I managed to convince him to try out Estetica Claudia. At the airport, you have to pre-pay the trip and you are given a ticket to provide the driver. Our ticket to the location cost 250 pesos. We make it out to there around 7:30pm and, as reported by others, the pickings were slim (prior reports indicate daytime excursions work out best). The place is clearly marked with a canopy with the name on it and the inside does have the appearance of a hair salon (with barber chairs and everything). Of the three women (these are women not girls and looked to be 30 plus years of age) available, only one was doable and the other two were only good for men that enjoy their women big and beefy. The Englishman decided no, so we did not partake.
CASA DE MUNECAS
Location: Avenida 604 # 367 , Zona de Aragon (near airport)
(near to Metro Villa de Aragon)
Phone: 35-44-28-98/99
Hours: 24-7
Pricing: $200 pesos/half hour
Our driver shows a card (playboy type girl pictured) and mentions it is near the airport. I figure we should check out because the location is convenient. The place is hard to find and when you finally get there a green cardboard sign with the number 357 lets you know you are in the right place. The young man managing the place brings out about 5 girls (all young), all doable and with a price of only $200 pesos [picture the door girls at boystown in Nuevo Laredo and you get the general idea]. I'm game and eying a blond spinner but the Englishman once again acts stuck up and says no. He says I can partake but that he will be leaving with our driver. I should have taking him up on the offer (I speak spanish and have the number of a taxi driver from a prior adventure) and I would have probably saved myself some money but instead I opt to stick with him.
SAMBUKA (gentleman's club)
Location: Niza # 39 , Zona Rosa
(between Hamburgo and Londres; a few blocks from Sanborn's)
Phone: 52-07-52-28
Hours: ?
Pricing: $250 pesos/table dance; $1000 pesos/private table dance
(No cover but drinks are overpriced)
The Englishman wants to try out the gentleman's club he heard about (eventhough I warned him what a rip-off they are). Our taxi drive sucked so he could not find it with just the street and building number (try to get as much location information as possible because Mexico City is huge, the streets and numbering are insane and it just makes no sense to think they know everything about the city). So, we decide to have him drop us off in the Zona Rosa. The cost for driving us from Claudia back to the airport area for Casa Munecas and back again to the Zona Rosa turned out to be $500 pesos. After dinner at Sanborn's, we are informed that the club he wanted to visit was not open on Saturdays and Sundays. We make our way to the nearby Sambuka.
Do not go to Sambuka unless you have money to burn. On the up side, the girls are GORGEOUS! Of course, that only works to distract you as they fleece you. We first get directed to a smaller table and I order a Corona. Then Englishman orders 20 year old scotch and suddenly we are moved to a bigger table and women immediately latch on to us. I end up with a HOT 21 year old with a stage name of Melissa who was from Guadalajara. I let her order drinks twice and she orders Bailey's both times. We both got table dances (done by purchasing 250 pesos tickets) and the dance was definitely hot. I asked earlier whether the private dance included sex and she basically informed me that I could only get a hand job. My spider-sense was tingling (I admit I am a cheap bastard) and I convinced the Englishman to get the bill and go. Our drink tab came out to $2111 pesos (the Baileys ran $525 pesos each)! We paid $2200 and got the hell out of dodge. Hailing an Eco-Taxi (green VW Beatle) we made it back to the airport with the last $120 pesos that the Englisman had left.
Lesson learned: Do not let a rookie talk you into blowing your money. We blew a ton of cash and only got teased. Mexico City is not for the faint of heart. Well, hope this posting is helpful. If someone partakes at Casa de Munecas, make sure to let us know the quality of service.
A not so quick review, report and explanation of Escorts in Mexico
Hi guys!
I know, I know, I am not a man but surely know almost EVERYTHING about this kind of topics here in Mexico.
Maybe cause I was an escort girl, but also because I know almost every agency (cause I was invited to join, but always was independent) you speak about here and also the mexicans escort websites (online agencies and independent escorts websites).
I've been reading that you are impressed with the hight rate that charge some girls in Mexico, but I think that you are not looking in the right places/agencies/night clubs or in the right websites.
I run a website called [url]www.Sexyservicios.com.mx[/url] and although I cant be aware of every girl rate, type, personality, etc., I am aware that are girls that dont charge the hight and ridiculous rates of girls in sexyservidoras.com.mx and divas.com.mx
The difference is that this two last websites are ran into a online agency type. But I cant state this at a 100%, but I am sure that is true in a 90% of the cases.
The difference between one girl and another comes with my explanation:
there are six types of escorts in Mexico
1) the foreign girls (from Argentina, Brazil, etc., that almost always are announced in websites like divas.com.mx or sexyservidoras.com.mx): charge about $250 and $300 an hour +plus hotel $30 $40
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This girls are the ones that can be find in websites as mine: [url]www.sexyservicios.com.mx[/url], caprichosasescort.com, mexicobaires.com, escortsenmexico.com :
2) the high rated mexican girls (that sometimes they are high rated only because they submited to a brest implant :P NOT ALWAYS!!!, some of these are beautiful and lovely) $200 and $250 an hour +plus hotel $30 or $40
3) the medium rated mexican girls (sometimes are the ones are initiating into the business, sometimes are the less beautiful, sometimes are the more beautiful but not so interested in charging a lot of money or just they dont know they can charge more): charge about $110, $150 an hour +plus hotel $30 $40
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You can see three of the best agencies I know in Directorio SX (MASAJES)[url]www.sexyservicios.com.mx/Directorio/[/url]
4) the agency girls (masajes, spas, casas de citas): here you can find lots of beautiful women but the service will be more limited because the place limits, time, etc./charges: from $60 to $120 not paying the hotel
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5) the street girls: highly dont recomended cause the lack of security...but isnt bad if I tell you that ocasionally you will find really beauty girls in streets like Sullivan (in Colonia San Rafael), and they charge about $1000 an hour +plus hotel. And the less less attractive ones, can charge about $600 +plus hotel
6) the not online agencies: in my own personal thinking: these are the girls that if you DO NOT WANT to play safe (in all senses), are the best for you. Why I tell this?...because these agencies mantain their business in-doors and ALL can happen in and out. The people who runs this agencies many times have girls against their will, or the girls are infected, or the girls are the less lovely, less sympathic....so its better to go for the above options.
Note: The Mexico escorts rates changed as a consequence of the supply and demand law :P Before, the people had three choices: the street girls, the not online agencies and the agencies (like spas, masajes, casa de citas) and now, they have a plenty of choices in internet, and all can be find here (Internet)...so the most beautiful, wanted, lovely, sympathic, known escorts in Mexico are the ones that have the lack of charging big amount without losing clients.
But the secret in these thing is that you do a big searching...enter to the online forums, know who are who and you will find the girl that suites your economy and taste. Always tell the girl where do you find her, and tell you read about her in the online forums, this will help with receiving the same charge.
Here I let you a list of escort websites, personal escorts websites and agencies websites:
[url]www.sexyservicios.com.mx[/url]
[url]www.sexyservicios.com.mx/Directorio[/url]
[url]www.caprichosasescort.com[/url]
[url]www.mexicobaires.com[/url]
[url]www.nightgirl.com.mx[/url]
[url]http://www.sexshop.com.mx/cgi-bin/escort/catalogo.pl?sexo=M&estado=all[/url]
[url]http://escortsenmexico.com/inicio.html[/url]
[url]http://veneciaclub.com/entrada.html[/url]
[url]www.irisgarcia.com.mx[/url]
[url]http://www.sensualrubi.com/[/url]
[url]www.kamylaa.com[/url]
Avoid Zona Rosa strip clubs
Dr. Mier JMC:
I'm sorry you were ripped off at that strip club. As a basic rule, ALWAYS AVOID ZONA ROSA STRIP CLUBS. Girls, waiters, usherers, security, et al ALWAYS try to fleece you, asking "propina" for this, for that. It's just how those joints operate. And tourists are considered fair game among locals.
It's been said before in this forum:
Stay away from zona rosa strip clubs, they're a total rip off.
If you want to go to a safer strip club, you should try ENVIDIA, or SOLID GOLD in San Angel neighborhood. A liitle more expensive, but also a little more safe for mongers. Keep in mind though, a "table dance" club it's a place where it always pays off not let your guard down when dealing with chicas and personnel.
If you want to get laid with a hot stripper girl, I think Henry's approach works best: try to befriend the chica, to get her to give you her number, see if she accepts to see you on her free time of day. If you can earn her trust, there's good chances you'll be rewarded. It's not cheap business, though.
Mexico City is expensive business for mongering. As always, it's best to get trustworthy locals to show you around.
Regards
Memo Herdez
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Is prostitution legal in mexico city ?
I've read that prostitution is not really legal in mexico but instead tolerated.
I've also read that it is legal only in certain towns .
Where does mexico city fall ?
I am mainly intrested in a SW scenario . Will I get stopped if police see me talking business with one of them or even worse going into a hotel?
I believe this topic was discussed before however things like this always change.
As always thank you.
Artisttyp