Colombo massage parlours (spas)

[QUOTE=WitchMaster;1900772]Can anyone tell me whether the spa near Texas Karoke still functioning? If so, give me the directions.[/QUOTE]Well that spa is located in the lane next to the petrol shed. But its too pricy. Only the facilities are better than other places. Such as A/C rooms and clean bathrooms. Entrance cost about 3 K and minimum HJ costs about 2 k. Not worth the price. I guess for extra 2-3 k you could have gone to a 5 star hotel B&B deals which are advertised commonly and have good relaxed time.

[QUOTE=Dksl1986;1900888]Well that spa is located in the lane next to the petrol shed. But its too pricy. Only the facilities are better than other places. Such as A/C rooms and clean bathrooms. Entrance cost about 3 K and minimum HJ costs about 2 k. Not worth the price. I guess for extra 2-3 k you could have gone to a 5 star hotel B&B deals which are advertised commonly and have good relaxed time.[/QUOTE]I have been there twice. Not really worth the money. Foreigners may like it because of the cleanliness. There used to a famous girl there (made famous by my namesake Tea Broker) who provided FS. The girl and Tea Broker have both faded into the twilight.

[QUOTE=TheOldTeaboy;1900964]I have been there twice. Not really worth the money. Foreigners may like it because of the cleanliness. There used to a famous girl there (made famous by my namesake Tea Broker) who provided FS. The girl and Tea Broker have both faded into the twilight.[/QUOTE]Ahhh the famous E**sha. Now it is just crap. Too limited extras and too pricey.

King-G-tha has offered me quickies there. Mechanical though. Guess at least some of the other girls would do that too.

[QUOTE=Nishu112;1899614]If you are talking about the upstairs parlour where LAL works with his Sons! They do offer basic extras and quality varies time by time. Make a visit and decide mate. Share with us as well.[/QUOTE]

Hi guys,

Since lot of LE actions are taking place, we never know when they'll hit it while we were enjoying inside a spa or whatever that may or may not be involved in illegal activity.

So what's the legal situation against the client (us) if the service provider get raided and what are we supposed to do next and what damage can we expect?

Hope this would be important point to be acknowledged about.

Cheers.

[QUOTE=RockSpaStar;1893935]This name is advertised as spa with luxury separate rooms found in a FB page! Called the number and asked for several clarifications. Even though it is advertised as a Spa in Col3, he told me it is in Bamba. Marine drive near Food city. 2nd floor. He said many young beauties of age around 20 is available. And Thai massage also available.

Went to the place around 2 pm. Place is Fully protected via CCTV from staircase to inside. Paid 1.5 k to the entrance (Thai massage is 3 k as I remember) and he asked to select girls from 5 girls. They were not beauties as he said earlier. Full of powder and makeup. But I selected a slim girl who has big butt named Nimmi (Nethu).

Had a shower and went in to the cubical. Started massage with back. It went for may be 30 minutes. My junior was extremely fed up. Then she asked to turn upside. I asked for a feeling massage. She started the massage. All this time her face was like evil. Suddenly she asked "Do you need extras?" with a very sexy facial expressions. I asked what she can offer. She told me Anything for better price. I'll be damned! CCTV, Thai massages...[/QUOTE]I think this is 24 hours open spa which was I tried several times in night. There were lot of heavy make up girls, Anyway there are some young girl also (like Asha from Polonnaruwa). But most of the time I had same experience. But one day I had an argument and complaint to the manager which he agreed to give another girl. She was very friendly. But not good in any other. My advise is avoid this place.

[QUOTE=MarcoPoolo;1901061]Hi guys,

Since lot of LE actions are taking place, we never know when they'll hit it while we were enjoying inside a spa or whatever that may or may not be involved in illegal activity.

So what's the legal situation against the client (us) if the service provider get raided and what are we supposed to do next and what damage can we expect?

Hope this would be important point to be acknowledged about.

Cheers.[/QUOTE]I have never been caught out in an MP, but it happened at an FS place called TEP in Bambalapitiya. What you need to remember is that many of these places are paying LE. In that instance the LE buggers came in just to get 5000 rupees from the staff. So I was okay.

If it happens to you, take these steps:

(1) Get dressed as quickly as possible. Get your underpants on first.

(2) Have a story ready that you have a severe backache, and you wanted massage for that.

(3) If the buggers try to arrest you, say that you have committed no offence, and that you will phone your lawyer. Alternatively, pull out some cash and say you are willing to pay. You will have to use your gut instinct to decide on which course. If they are low-ranking officers, money may do the trick.

[QUOTE=WitchMaster;1899626]As you know Ruwana operates 3 MPs and this report is regarding one of it. Why I'm discreet about this is that they don't offer FS, but once trust is built, you can get it.

I had a regular girl there and visited from time to time (not frequently). They too don't disturb once you are with the girl, somewhat like Baddegahana. So this girl used to give me quite a good massage and an awesome feeling massage too. I asked her about FS but declined each and every time I inquired. Last week she has become the senior at this MP due to less number of seniors. So she phoned and asked me to come, so I asked whether that is to give me a party for being a boss? Then she said, you come and see. So went there the day after and she took me upstairs as usual, gave me a towel and asked to take a wash. When I came from the washroom, she was lying down on the massage bed.

I knew this was the ripe moment to harvest. I too got on the bed and had a small chit-chat. While having the dialogue, pushed down her denim to the knees and lifted the t-shirt and took out the firm melons. It was 1 HR full of FS on many positions. After completing the action, I began to dress and so did she. She was literally begging not to tell anyone of this because she will lose the job there.

That is the reason this report is discreet.

My point is, if you can attach a masseuse, with time no matter how strict the circumstances are, you will get what you want.

Cheers.[/QUOTE]Are you talking about Nexxx. I think she has left the place.

A big thank you to TeaBoy for telling me about this place. Although it was the 3rd and last on his list of recommendations, I made this my first port of call as it's the closest.

As expected his recommendation was solid.

I initially walked in the wrong direction, as for some reason google maps initially placed the address close to Indra Regent Hotel. I vaguely recalled seeing a sign with the word "Sun" which led me in the wrong direction.

I decided to call the place. Mademoiselle answered the phone. I spoke in Sinhala.

I initially asked if there were girls free at the time (11 am) and the price for a "Full Body Massage" and she said 2500. Thereafter, I asked directions and she said opposite a certain school.

At first I assumed the door was locked as my initial gentle push was unsuccessful. However, since there was no bell or buzzer (which is the standard practice where I came from) I decided to push the door more firmly. Lo and behold the door opened and just when I was trying to work out where to go (as there are no signs) I noticed that there was a path laden with frangipani. I walked upstairs and as was quite surprised to see a dude who I later found out was the "doctor". I quickly glanced to my right and saw that Mademoiselle on the phone was actually the Madame.

Boom! Instantly she realises it's my 1st time. The temperature outside combined with the humidity and my stupid decision to walk an extremely long distance (as I wanted to site see a little) might have made me look a little fatigued as she offered me a glorious bottle of "spring water". It was quite the advert for this which made me joke about how it's likely being bottled straight from a tap. This made the doctor and her laugh as I managed to regain my composure.

It's probably standard practice to get the doctor to "sign you in" but I was taken back when he asked me my name and age. I did lie about my name but not my age as I didn't think it was high enough to warrant another lie. Also, I know you don't need a Paul Eckman to tell when I am lying.

He didn't check my blood pressure but I did notice that the stethoscope he uses is the most common one favored by junior doctors and not a cheap one.

It always annoys me that they detect I am from overseas despite the fact that I speak Sinhala very fluently and wearing clothes bought in SL. I did find out what gives me away but more on that in my Karaoke report.

So. On to the fish bowl; or should I say the fish cube. This is my greatest weakness, as the process of choosing a girl makes me feel like a worm. I look more squeamish than the girls. There were 4 or 5 girls. They are all dressed in tight fitting tops with sleeves and tight pants. I did a very quick scan I picked a somewhat fair one (A****) as she had less make up on. The process of choosing was done so quickly that if she didn't follow me into the room I might not notice if another girl came in.

The room was clean and the "massage table" was well presented with the towels folded in a pattern and more frangipani laid on it. I actually took one to see and smell and was disappointed it wasn't the real deal but full marks for presentation.

The shower cubicle is shared with the adjoining room but I guess there is adequate privacy. I lay on the table face down with only my towel around my waist and didn't have to wait for long.

She comes in and wears an apron which made me immediately say that I didn't want an oil massage.

I noticed that although she closed the door, she didn't lock it. She then proceed to rub lotion on my feet and calves. I was not in the mood to play games although I must say she did do a decent leg massage. I told her that I was after a "feeling massage".

Thanks guys for your reviews as it helps with the local terminology.

She immediately switched gears and the touching was a lot softer, bordering on sensual and a whole lot higher in the leg. She then locked the door and asked me to turn over. Then moved the towel away and worked on junior. Junior had not risen to the occasion and she promptly decided to do something about it.

She said that HJ is 1 K, access to the top is 2 K and "full access" is 5 K. She also explained that full access is access to her assets and not FS. She said that its only HJs that's permitted in this establishment and not even a BJ was on offer. However, she did end the sentence by saying "here". So I asked a quick follow up question and asked if she would meet outside. She asked what exactly I was looking for and said if its girl I want to "hang out with" and be "fuck buddy" she can introduce me to a friend as she doesn't have a lot of free time.

She then spoils this by saying how come I am single and that I should find a girlfriend. I didn't know where on earth this was going but quickly said that I don't want a girl "on call" for a screw and that I happy to meet her when she is free. All this while rubbing me.

No prizes for guessing that I chose the 5 k option. She literally had me by my balls!

What I didn't realise of course was the difficulty capitalizing on the access provided because of the uniform. The top had like 20 buttons to undo; only to realise she was using the "onion defence". Two further layers to negotiate. She refused to remove the singlet but she was no match for my formidable singlehanded bra removal skills. Out popped the tits which were average but the nipples were nice.

I think she did her version GFE but I guess I am spoilt. She then proceeded to und the belt and button of her pants. I did oblige but its really no fun trying to slide a hand into tight pants when you are on the table. While it's possible to do this in a club on the dance floor; you have be behind the girl and lying flat is no fun. She does this for a while and says that I take longer than the usual customer. It's more the lack of excitement than my sexual prowess. I told her that I am a guy who needs to be stimulated visually, which is partly true. To her credit she did a long HJ and didn't demand a tip in advance. In fact initially when I was reaching out to get my wallet to tip, she said I can either pay now or even later.

All in all, she did manage to make me "shoot my load" as you guys say. I had a quick shower, tipped her and was pleasantly surprised to be led outside in a diffenrt way without having to go past Madam and the doctor; which was a huge relief.

I asked for her phone number as she didn't offer it to me and said she is hoping I would come back again.

Once gain a huge thanks to TB, as this place certainly lived up to his recommendation. A nice clean place with a 100% chance of a HJ. I might have been overcharged but no regrets.

Meanwhile, I shall keep you guys informed if I decide to call her.....

[QUOTE=OmegaBoy;1901287]Are you talking about Nexxx. I think she has left the place.[/QUOTE]Know any whereabouts of her?

[quote]I initially walked in the wrong direction, as for some reason google maps initially placed the address close to Indra Regent Hotel.

Ebolalk.[/quote]That's because the place was previously near that hotel, but now they have moved and the google maps are not updated or they have not uploaded their new address. Good report regarding your experience. BTW have you considered writing? I think you have the talent to become a novelist.

Cheers.

Hi guys,

Needed some actions after a while and took the risk to visit much talked mom's hospital place.

Called the madam prior and got confirmed the time.

I went there around 7 pm and on the second floor there was a friendly guy. I told him that I had already talked to madam and he asked me to wait in the room next to the reception.

There was one dark chubby girl on a sofa watching TV at that time. After couple of minutes another tall dark girl came in.

The guy asked me to choose a girl from those two, I was upset about the selection but I was so stupid that I didn't insist him on something better. :(And selected the tall girl goes by the name Eyes-mi.

Then payed the counter 5 k and she guided me through the stairs to the next floor, and then only I caught the sight of the much talked gem 'Prius'. Shit I still could have used the balls and asked for her. But since.

I had already made the choice followed the selected girl.

Entered the room and switched on the A/C but A/C was a more of a boiler and the room had no door lock so she closed the door and used a table to block it.

We both took separate washed and then I lied on the bed and she started the massage. At the beginning she seemed nice and innocent but soon she became a total turn off talking all her misery and had no attitude at all.

She even went on to switch on the TV and watch a teledrama while giving the massage. I politely insisted several times to switch it off and she instead reduced the volume. When strictly asked her to switch it off she switched off saying something.

Gave a shitty B2B. No kissing allowed. And getting pissed every time I touched the boobs, a total disaster. By that time I had lost all my mood and I asked her to go hurry, and honestly my junior was hardly getting up. She was touching it and what a turn off that was.

So asked her to get the rubber and she put it on, only when the junior responded a little. Then came the worst FS in missionary.

Forgot to mention she turned the lights off when she went to get the rubber saying she doesn't like it.

I didn't feel a thing in that dry pussy and complete turn of when I saw her face all with negative attitude. Even in during the hump she wouldn't let at least suck a boob and kept talking all the irrelevant shit ruining the last bit of my mood.

I then stopped the thing and lied on the bed and asked her to finish off with a shake. Shit I wish I'd gone to a normal MP instead. I had to ask what are you doing when this ***** was giving the HJ and even then I wasn't allowed to touch the boobs. She was saying 'don't pull them don't. '

And went on to curse at the management for the shitty A/C.

I was hardly getting any feeling to unload by this time. Then she'd say 'now you'd be happy to complain to madam. I had it before and I know what to do about those clients, I made them get banned from here ' in a threatening voice.

Finally it was almost past 1 hour and half, and I got to my own junior and did the most uncomfortable wanking in my life.

It was me Paying 5 k to get the feeling of wanking on a pile of horse shit. Ehh.

But I didn't complain the madam yet, since I want that ***** to find her fortune and fuck off from the scene, hopefully.

So guys please visit the places knowing exactly what you are getting, don't fall for this kind of scam.

WIR: May be. If a real bargain comes in.

Excellent, well-written and honest report. Thank you mate.

[QUOTE=Ebolalk;1901293]A big thank you to TeaBoy for telling me about this place. Although it was the 3rd and last on his list of recommendations, I made this my first port of call as it's the closest.

As expected his recommendation was solid.

I initially walked in the wrong direction, as for some reason google maps initially placed the address close to Indra Regent Hotel. I vaguely recalled seeing a sign with the word "Sun" which led me in the wrong direction.

I decided to call the place. Mademoiselle answered the phone. I spoke in Sinhala.

I initially asked if there were girls free at the time (11 am) and the price for a "Full Body Massage" and she said 2500. Thereafter, I asked directions and she said opposite a certain school.

At first I assumed the door was locked as my initial gentle push was unsuccessful. However, since there was no bell or buzzer (which is the standard practice where I came from) I decided to push the door more firmly. Lo and behold the door opened and just when I was trying to work out where to go (as there are no signs) I noticed that there was a path laden with frangipani. I walked upstairs and as was quite surprised to see a dude who I later found out was the "doctor"....[/QUOTE]

Thank you for the well written report Ebolalk. Solid stuff.

[QUOTE=Ebolalk;1901293]A big thank you to TeaBoy for telling me about this place. Although it was the 3rd and last on his list of recommendations, I made this my first port of call as it's the closest.

As expected his recommendation was solid.

I initially walked in the wrong direction, as for some reason google maps initially placed the address close to Indra Regent Hotel. I vaguely recalled seeing a sign with the word "Sun" which led me in the wrong direction.

I decided to call the place. Mademoiselle answered the phone. I spoke in Sinhala.

I initially asked if there were girls free at the time (11 am) and the price for a "Full Body Massage" and she said 2500. Thereafter, I asked directions and she said opposite a certain school.

At first I assumed the door was locked as my initial gentle push was unsuccessful. However, since there was no bell or buzzer (which is the standard practice where I came from) I decided to push the door more firmly. Lo and behold the door opened and just when I was trying to work out where to go (as there are no signs) I noticed that there was a path laden with frangipani. I walked upstairs and as was quite surprised to see a dude who I later found out was the "doctor"...[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Nishu112;1899614]If you are talking about the upstairs parlour where LAL works with his Sons! They do offer basic extras and quality varies time by time. Make a visit and decide mate. Share with us as well.[/QUOTE]No I was referring to the ground floor spa by the marine drive.