Same old mistakes - Marina from Armenia from York
In Dubai last week, went to York and Regal, nothing too great, but it was Saturday. York had yet more of the grabby Africans that I hate.
I've had bad experiences with non-Russian CIS from Cyclone before. Yet, I did not learn my lesson.
I looked around for a while. I ignored Chinese for some reason (just got back from Asia, most likely).
I saw nothing which really caught my eye...mostly the fake-blondes wearing clothing which made them look...like prostitutes (heh). No one dancing. The petite ravergirl type cutie from last time I was at Cyclone was not there (I think she was a civilian, actually).
75AED entrance, no drinks included, on a Sunday.
I saw a tall girl at the bar, wearing glasses. "Tall" as in 5'8", so taller than the malnourished others, but not really tall in an objective sense. Wearing slightly more clothing than the others, and dark/plain. Promising, I thought.
She spoke fluent enough english to negotiate the deal. I offered her a drink, she took a non-alcoholic fruit thing at AED 60. I was conspicuously drinking diet coke/water only, as I'd brought my car and was also looking to pull.
She said she was from Albania, but then later said Armenia. I know some Armenians in the US (Fresno being both a major meth center AND probably the biggest Armenian city outside Armenia). Somehow the whole Turkish thing came up. Heh. I guess if politicians are *****s, *****s can be politicians too.
"1200. For you, 1000". "1000 is so much..." "I'll make it very good for you!" "I'll be back, going to look around". Failed to find anything even acceptable, at 0030. So, I went back.
Went out, picked her up in front of the club. "Where are you staying" "Sheraton Creek" . Got interrogated about having a girlfriend/wife/etc. there. I had a bunch of work materials all over my suite so I didn't really want her there, so I said I wanted to go to her place, which is I think where things went bad.
Drove to her place in Deira. Nasty, single bed + couch, quite possibly most nasty bathroom I've ever seen. Paid AED 1000 first.
She immediately took off for the bathroom, and emerged naked. UGH. Huge stomach, which must have been hidden under a girdle, stretch marks.
I get naked, and purposely put my stuff by the door, so I can make a quick getaway. On the nasty bed (with a "fresh" sheet, at least), condom applied, and CBJ. Very bad CBJ, and lasted about 20 seconds. She got on top. She used her hand to prevent deep penetration, or indeed much penetration at all. When I had tried to get BBBJ she said "Russian girls do that, not Armenian girls, and I have a son!" (she's 28, and has a 4 year old child...ugh)
"Why you no come" after 5 minutes.
Switched to doggy, with her still whining about "finish soon!". It had been not very long. She was slightly more tolerable in this position, as I couldn't hear her, but kept using her hand to prevent penetration.
After a while her complaints became more, so I said "finish with mouth" and she said "only one condom!". wtf. And then "my friends come back from club soon, finish!"
She tried handjob, with me helping, but by this time I hated her, and the only thing which really would have made me happy would be the defenestration of deira, so I just wiped off my penis, put my clothes back on, and left. I made a point of recording her address and phone number so I can make sure I never see her again. I wish I'd taken a photo (ideally without permission), in E.S. style, for posting. "Naming and shaming" works not so well as "ID and deport". If LE would just keep culling the bottom 20% of the population every month, without making it too difficult to bring new girls in, I'd be fine paying a 10% Dubai prostitution tax and 10% service charge.
The bad part is I actually really like Cyclone. The little chill-out cafe serves decent food and shisha, and if you sit in the front, you can watch the girls go into the club, and then be amused by the pairings (or more) leaving the club. I've just never picked up a decent girl there.
I think I'm done with pros in UAE. I have discovered a few pools of 20-40 year old au/nz/uk/de women, either tourists, girlfriends/wives, or professionals, and the restaurants/cafes near the venues which they frequent before/after (and are far better pickup locations than clubs, IMO) The problem is a lot of the really cute ones were obviously daughters (!!!), and I am not sure about the relative wasta levels required to extract myself from a situation like that if caught.
I figure AED 1000 for a sure-thing bad night, vs. spending maybe AED 100-200 to have more fun at a club and have a ~50% chance of freebie with somoene who actually speaks English or German, is cute, would be worth taking out to eat, etc. is a much better deal.
The good part about this trip is that E/A, on getting a reference for me, never accepted this reference, and thus I didn't go over there. With the HSV outbreak, I'm really glad I didn't make it over there.
[b][u]EDITOR'S NOTE[/u]:[/b] [blue]I certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread.[/blue]