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I get e-mails about these each day. There must be something to it. Does anyone know anything about them?
Have try few of them, got nothing but a lost of money.
I think they are all selling placebo. but anyway still open for sugestion.
Anyone?
Zero and Big Tom,
Would either of you fellows like to buy the Brooklyn Bridge? I own it presently and have it up for sale. Plenty of rental income from the City of New York. Reasonable price. PM me to discuss.
-Uncle Otto
Otto,
I don't know what do you mean, i don't see the relationship between Brooklyn Brideger and penis enlargement.
But I am intrigue, tell me more.
I've got a brilliant Penis enlargement idea involving the Brooklyn Bridge- tie a bungee chord off just below the head of your dick and jump off one of the towers.....
<Kids, don't do this at home. Leave it 4 trained professional stuntmen> ;)
Good one warpig,
Let me know the out come
The Brooklyn Brige was sold by some con guy before. So you can sell anything if you do it right. I just saw that one of these makers is going to have a NACAR team (car no. 50). Wonder if their moter gets bigger if you put this stuff in the gas tank?
Hi Boys,
several years ago, I tried an over priced electric pump, as well as a hand powered one.
The hand sucker didn't do a thing, but the powered one added maybe 3/4 inch to length. It took several weeks of dedicated, inconveniant, and noisey pumping to get there.
The 3/4" was gone rapidly after I quit the daily pumping routine.
One thing that was fun: pumping up shortly before a girl was to see me naked. The temporary size gain was impressive.
But my penis was a little desensatized.
it's all about flooding the penis with blood in a non-erect state. basically, the pills are like mini-viagra. they get you a little more sensitive and engorged, but not hard. once you are that way, the exercises are all variations on something called jelqing. this involves the following:
1) get things ready by making sure you're in a warm and comfortable environment. get your vessels open by wrapping your penis in a hot washcloth or putting it in a hot shower. you want those tissues relaxed and ready to receive a lot of blood.
2) stretch out your penis by grabbing it near the head and pulling on it slowly. pull it to the right and to the left all the way each time, resting between. as you pull on it, you should feel a stretching sensation near the base. stretch, then rest. repeat until you feel like your penis is ready to really be exercised.
3) make the ok sign with your fingers by touching your forefinger and thumb tips together. lubricate both your hands and penis shaft (don't use soap, use a real lube). if you start to get an erection then slightly squeeze your penis head with your hand and this will discourage it, or simply wait for it to subside.
4) squeeze your penis shaft as close to your scrotum as possible and pull downward with your "ok" sign hand. this will force blood into the tip and stretch the outer skin at the same time.
5) stop when you reach the glans (head), and repeat with the other hand. make each stroke last about three or four seconds. if you get hard, squeeze the head or put the flat of your hand on the tip and press down until you're just swollen.
6) repeat step 2 and 3 alternating between hands and keep going for as many repetitions as you wish (start with only a few and work up to more as you get more experienced). start with 100 reps per set, after a week or so build up. do two to three sets at a time, and between each one do light milking and stretching exercises, or wrap your penis in something warm to promote good blood flow. do these exercises for about 15-20 minutes a day, 4-5 days per week (as with any exercise, time off is a good thing for your body to heal).
another useful exercise is something that i don't remember the name of but it's good for cumming hard. while you're at a traffic light or something, flex your muscles like you're trying to keep from peeing. hold for 5-10 seconds and release. repeat that 50 times, three sets a day. it's a lot harder than you thought, isn't it? :) do that for a while and you will spurt for long distance.
this is important! if at any point it hurts, you're doing it wrong and need to stop. you don't want to bruise or damage anything down there. if you keep at these exercises, then after a few weeks (yes, 21 days) you should definitely notice improvement in length, girth, and in how hard you cum. your growth will plateau in a few months, but that's ok. let it rest for a while, and scale way back on the exercises. after resting a few months you can try again. of course, the initial gains will always be the most impressive, but even if people call you stubby now, eventually you can get a lot bigger than they are by sticking to this (it may take years, but hey...).
so basically, with the kits you get pills that start you out full of blood and guarantee that the jelqing will feel like it's doing something (increased sensitivity) and then you use a workout that's been around for thousands of years. it can work, but for most people it won't because they will quit. it's like wanting to bench press your weight--if you don't do it regularly you won't get there.
oh, the drugs? go to a herbal pharmacy and look for the men's health section. read the bottles, at least one will be for bedroom activities. what costs $50 when packaged as penis enlargement pills costs $20 there. they're not a bad thing, and they will make sex better for the average man. also, while you're there you might get some hawthorn or other drugs that help increase blood flow (hgh is good too) if you're serious about this. ask the person at the counter for advice on the best herbs to increase blood flow--tell them that you're trying to build your muscles. ;)
if someone with a digital camera does this, post pics and let everyone see the results from day one!
Pumps have nothing to do with length or girth. They just suck as much blood as possible into the penis, which doesn't really do anything to enlarge it. It's like working out your biceps by attaching a shop-vac to them.
One thing it might do though, it might make it difficult to get a good erection without the pump, so steer clear of them.
Cyber John et al,
The exercise you describe to increase velocity of ejaculation is called "kegeling," and is identical to exercise done by women who want to tone their vaginal muscles after giving birth. The pubococcygeal muscles, which are exercised as described, not only aid in increasing velocity of ejaculation, but they also aid in holding back climax. Exercises of the pelvic region should be part of every man's workout routine; too bad they don't teach us these things in high school gym class! <smiling>
Regarding penis size in general (in genital?): Do not be intimidated by the dicks you see in porno films. The average penis size is probably less than you'd expect, meaning that you're probably better endowed than you might think. The old addage, "It's not the size of the wave, it's the motion of the ocean" comes to mind here.
Finally, if your lover, be she paid with coin or committment makes fun of or berates the size of your stuff, get rid of her. She is obviously neither caring nor intelligent enough for even a cheap half-hour. Let her earn her money elsewhere.
My tuppence worth.
Something to think about:
I’m neither big nor small but agree that too much exposure to porno can certainly make an averagely endowed guy think he’s got less. If you really want to reinforce that go into a sex shop and stand next to some of those larger “actual molds”. Hey, I’d like a big old swinging horse cock as much as the next guy but mostly just to see the look on peoples faces. In reality it probably wouldn’t do much to enhance my sex life unless girls started lining up to sample it. I think most men assume most women want a big one, and certain ones might, but I assure you most women either don’t care or do not. For some it’s more of a novelty they can tell their girlfriends about than anything.
I used to think that “motion of the ocean” saying was just something guys who were insecure about the size of their penis said to themselves, but there is truth to it. It’s entirely possible to fuck a woman in such a way that she’ll thank God your prick isn’t any bigger than what it is. She may even request you ease up a little. I find it helps to frequently wipe her lube off your dick to increase friction, find the ideal angle, and a good forceful pelvic grind can be more effective in stimulating her clit during intercourse than just some big cock thrusting in and out of her. I’d also say she’ll probably take more notice in improvements from time spent honing your cunnilingus skills than time spent with your dick in a pump.
So what if she wants a big dick anyway? I once had a girlfriend who had an extra sloppy wet pussy with absolutely no grip or vaginal muscle control. If I had tried, I’m sure I could have easily fist fucked her. It was obvious a big dick in this situation would have helped and I even caught wind her x-boyfriend had one. Although our sex life was good, she did once make a subtle joke about my size. I responded by saying "If the average dick isn't enough to fill up your average hole, then obviously your hole is much bigger than average” She laughed at my comeback, but deep down I think she actually became a little self conscious about it after that. My self image remained in tact.
Some of these enlargement techniques seem interesting but hardly worth the effort for their minimal temporary gains in my opinion. Performance enhancement seems of higher benifit if at all. If anyone out there has paid for any text information (bogus or not), please post it in its entirety and save everyone else the scam. I think the only real substantial and permanent enlargement technique available today involves surgically cutting a certain ligament that attaches your penis to your pelvic bone (extends length), then injecting your cock with fat like women do to their lips (adds girth). I hear this cost $5000 and up and could render you impotent if done incorrectly.
J Burb
PC muscle
I would like to add while exercising your PC muscle, it’s important to continue breathing and refrain from using your stomach muscles which can easily get involved in this exercise.
Read my post dated 01-07-04 on the viagra thread.
Hi guys,
I think "kegeling" is definetly working, I notice that I can hold longger after I tried kegel as much as i can remember.
But no size increase what so ever.
I agree with J Burb that the only thing that can lenghtening is through operation.
Which I have heard a lot of horror story from it ranging from impotence to disfigure penis.
Well, in my opinion, if you want big penis and you got it through operation and fail that make you impotance,
I rather stay with my tiny equipment but work.
Searching through CNN health also confirm that there is no known medicine that can lenghten or increase libido
But having said that I would also go with my ego to tried known medicine that claim to lenghten penis,
Just bought Colossal in Rite Aid, and will give you guys update in a month or so.
Or There is one other method, magic, witchcraft things like that.
I have heard from my friend who travell a lot to south east asia such as Indonesia, malaysia
have witch doctor that can help you with magic, believe it or not.
it's up to you.
but then again I just read Maxim magazine that south east asia country such as Indonesia have the smallest penis on earth.
hmmm so conflicting report don't know which one is right.
Good luck in finding out, let me know if anybody succeed it their quest of longer and bigger