Alley The Hand Job Bandit
Astor Bryan,
That has to be the most expensive hand job on record. The poor bastard paid $250 dollars for a covered hand job. He should have have known that he was about to be robbed though, there were plenty of warning signs; the "pay up" before even getting into the door and the question as to whether he was armed or not. He should have walked away at the door, but he was too horny and not thinking straight. That's exactly how American women love a man because a horny bastard and his money are soon parted.
At least the guy was smart enough to realize the part his own stupidity played in him getting ripped off. However, he goes too far in making excuses for this hand job bandit. He's being blatantly robbed and he is worried about trying to cum so that she doesn't feel bad; he then postulates that she is kind of retarded that is why she has this obvious scam to take his money. To make matters worse, he is worried about her safety should some asshole decide not to be as passive as he was when she attempts to pull the same shit.
Amazing isn't it? Something has to be wrong with this picture. The woman was a con artist who just bilked the guy out of $250 dollars. She anticipated the fact that he would be unhappy with what he was getting, or not getting rather, for his money. She made sure that she got the money up front and that he was not armed before she let him know he that he wasn't getting anything. That doesn't sound like a clueless retard to me, it sounds more like smart thief. Perhaps, if he was armed with a .357 magnum she would have decided to change her game plan and fucked the shit out of him to avoid trouble.
The point is in typical American fashion this guy remained polite and considerate of this woman's feelings while she took him for a sucker. If they can get away with this behavior why would they change, especially when the person on the receiving end makes excuses for them?