Ahhhh, now this is more like it
[quote=cherchezfemme]i've had a naughty idea on my mind for a while: i would like to try to use {former teacher status} to meet up some of my ex-students who are now older than 18 and hook up with them. i've only run this idea by ... a friend who has kids by 3 different women and is now married to a hottie 15 years his junior. he said that if he was in my shoes and an ex-student contacted him on facebook or whatever, game over: he would be all over them. however, he thinks it wouldn't be cool to approach them first.
though i think {this idea is} kind of perverted, is it really though? or is it just the toxic shame instilled in me by society and/or religion?... i am interested in having children and a serious relationship, not just having sex. i would rather have children with a young, fertile woman than an older woman in say her mid-30s.
i am thinking of two girls off the top of my head ... i have them in mind because a) i remember them, since we got along and used to chat; i would even say we had a little connection above and beyond what i had with other female students b) they're gorgeous and c) they come from the kind of ethnic background where this may be "tolerated".
i think students from that kind of background are a much more fertile terrain than my ex-students from wealthy, lily-white high schools who are now away in college. i can only imagine them saying "eww, gross, my old teacher wrote to me on fb!"
re: how to approach them, right now fb {facebook} is the obvious choice. i could try to hang out in their town once in a while, but i think time-wise its probably a waste. and what if i do see them and they're with a guy? now even if we talk, it would be weird to ask her for number.
what do you guys think? i want to try this idea soon.[/quote] oooh, yeahhhh ... this is [i]definitely[/i] depraved by aw standards, unless it's the cougars [i]themselves[/i] who are out on the prowl. it's a time-honored fantasy, too - on both sides: ever heard "don't stand so close to me" by the police? (sting was a former english teacher....)
that said, you could be tiptoeing through a minefield. it would depend on her having some "chemistry" for you in the first place. was there a schoolgirl crush on "mr. nabokov, tenth grade, third period"? was there some emotion on her part behind that teenage banter? very risky if there wasn't. still pretty risky, even if there was; a suspicious relative, or a passel of suspicious relatives, could be "hazardous to your health".
please make utterly sure that the young woman is indeed past "the age of consent." i also believe you'd have to play this very light. if you come on to her, that's gonna smell awful cheesy; i think you'll need to get "[url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901][CodeWord901][/url]" to come on to [i]you.[/i]
will those schoolgirl crushes have left enough residual chemistry for her warm fuzzy feelings to re-awaken?
mmmmmm ... have to fantasize on that one. :d
Slightly different version
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