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The jokes about feeding time at the pig farm just make themselves
Addendum: Oh, sorry, I guess Angus said that already in his subject line-I didn't notice
[QUOTE=Angus Magee]Local news had a filler story about a Salt Lake City radio station who held a contest where women could win a diamond ring. Like most contests of this type to win the prize you had to be prepared to leave your dignity and self respect at the door. They buried the ring in a big wedding cake and then let all 97 women dive in and go
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the Frenzy
B9K, when I saw those pics, I was thinking that if that wedding ring were alive, it would have felt like a swimmer off the coast of South Africa or the Great Barrier Reef who had just suffered a minor cut -- then the sharks came in to feed. That is truly scary
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Rock Frog
Marak5,
Thanks for the positive response on my idea! So far, everything has been working out like I planned. You will find that a lot of the girls in Argentina will prefer a guy who wants to live locally..... even if it's for just part of the year.
Most girls don't much care to leave their friends and family behind. It will be a major selling point in your favor if you live there part-time.
BTW, the fact that a certain someone else DOESN'T think it's a good idea also confirms that it IS.
A frog's life? Hmmmmm, let's see...... I'm over 40, my wife is 27, with perfect tits, perfect ass, long legs, beautiful face, smart, hard working and dependable. She cooks, cleans, does the laundry, rubs my feet, scratches my back and gives hardcore sex without hesitation anytime I ask for it.
Did I find her here in Canada? Not a chance! Had to fly ten thousand kilometers just to meet her. Was it worth it? Fuckin A.
I wonder if a certain someone has actually DONE anything? Or is he just full of air........ after all the empty can makes the loudest noises.
Rock
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Plan
RD, your plan seems good, because it seems to be working for you, and I can respect that. Myself, I'd be paranoid about even the SLIGHTEST incursion of AW attitude into a honey's mind if I let her stay in the US for 6 months.
In MY PLAN, I see myself as willing to stay in her country (or at least on her CONINENT) to present the view that I am willing to be flexible. In that scenario, I may be showering her with gifts (relatively) but she won't be exposed to the outrageously GREEDY attitude that exists here... just an opinion....
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I just saw the photos that Bart posted, then I began to think about Morgan Spurlock of Super Size Me fame(since seeing that I have never gone into a McDonald's), he called Australia the second fattest country in the world, I wouldn't say that because its more like a continental Western European country, for the most part I have not seen the whales that are ever so typical in the US and Canada. In all honesty the women at my gym which is fairly dingy by US standards look like they came from Baywatch but a lot more friendly.
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Americanization
While I absolutely do not doubt the effect, I can comment that I have seen what I believe to be the effects of growing up in another culture. A while ago, I made a post about a girl I know who grew up in Croatia until the age of 14-15, when she moved to a bluecollar area of the midwest. She is now probably around 30 and is kind, polite, humble, nice, hardworking, non-materialistic.....pretty much the opposite of the things we complain about. This of course may be more of a function of her personality than cultural influences-I know fullblown American girls who demonstrate these qualities also, but they are of course RARE.
Speaking of "early influences", I happened to remember something that happened almost twenty years ago. At 17, I attended a post football game high school dance, having come straight from Tae Kwon Do practice (I just got out the shower and had wet hair-just like the guys who had been playing). I was sitting with a friend (he was a football player), when I somehow ended up meeting a very pretty little freshman girl. We ended up dancing together, and she was pretty much all over me, swaying, rubbing tits and hips against me, stars in her eyes, etc. This continued (as I'm thinking WOW, I just found a hot little girlfriend) until she happened to mention something about me playing football, at which time I told her "I'm not on the team, I just came from Tae Kwon Do practice." No exaggeration, three minutes later she was GONE.
This behavior was interesting for a couple of reasons. First, this girl obviously had absolutely no interest in WHO I was, but instead WHAT-presumably her ticket to social prominance as the girlfriend of a upperclassman football player. Also, she was demonstrating this behavior at the ripe old age of 14, and that was almost 20 years ago-I'm sure that things overall have gotten worse since then.
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Dirkdingy,
Dude it's called curling. Believe me, you won't meet any hot chicks at a curling rink. But then again, who knows?
I've tried it a few times...... any sport where you can drink a beer while you're playing is fine by me!
Rock
ps. to our little attention-seeking troll, if you actually READ my posts, you'd know that It's my FUTURE plan to split residency.
pps. I have, with great pleasure, been reporting your insulting, loser posts to the moderator. Have also been encouraging others to do the same with the goal of getting you banned from this forum.
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Rugby has been a great way to meet cute women in Ozzie, the gyms are another place, or just about anywhere outdoors.
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yea but...
[QUOTE=Rock Dog]Dirkdingy,
Dude it's called curling. Believe me, you won't meet any hot chicks at a curling rink. But then again, who knows?
I've tried it a few times...... any sport where you can drink a beer while you're playing is fine by me!
Rock
ps. to our little attention-seeking troll, if you actually READ my posts, you'd know that It's my FUTURE plan to split residency.
pps. I have, with great pleasure, been reporting your insulting, loser posts to the moderator. Have also been encouraging others to do the same with the goal of getting you banned from this forum.[/QUOTE]
thanks rock.
i bet an olympic medal could get you laid.
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In all honesty, except for the basketball, hockey players, and boxers, the Olympics is pretty gay BS. I heard American Idol is completely thrashing the games on the TV ratings in the States. That international brotherhood thing is a big crock of shit. Teams sports athletes in the US, particularly baseball players seem to get the most punani. On the international scene it seems to be soccer(futbol) players. I was watching something about Pele and he's a big time player, getting all sorts of pussy.
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Fame
I have heard of even the most tangential brushes with it can create "play". There was a case of a very overweight man, not only getting play, but actually conning women for money. His "riff"-claiming to be the son of actor Dom Deluise.
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B9K
[QUOTE=CBGBConnisur]In all honesty, except for the basketball, hockey players, and boxers, the Olympics is pretty gay BS. I heard American Idol is completely thrashing the games on the TV ratings in the States. That international brotherhood thing is a big crock of shit. Teams sports athletes in the US, particularly baseball players seem to get the most punani. On the international scene it seems to be soccer(futbol) players. I was watching something about Pele and he's a big time player, getting all sorts of pussy.[/QUOTE]
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Conversations
A couple of weeks ago, I was having a chat with one of my clients. He had noticed my wife out front sitting next to the receptionist. He asked me where we met, so I started in on how I'd gone off to Africa to meet her. Then I told him how I'd never trust any of the local women.... what with the divorce rate being so high these days.
His reaction to that comment said it all. He started in on how he'd gotten burned by his ex. George (not his real name) happens to be Greek. I always enjoy talking with him, because he's pretty direct with his opinions and he always has interesting points of view. So, partly as a joke, I said the best way to avoid all that divorce BS would be to hire a maid to do the cooking, cleaning, laundry etc..... and then pay her extra for sex.
George's eyes lit up, and he's says "I've got this hooker." "At first, I just had her come over to do it, but now she hangs around and cooks me dinner."
He told me that basically, the relationship has evolved into a deal where she took care of his needs emotionally/sexually/domestically..... and he took care of her needs for security/financially. Without, I may add, any unfair legal liabilities or obligations.
I thought about it later. Isn't this the way things are supposed to be? Isn't it a twisted, fucked up world where you have to go to a hooker to get a normal relationship?
Rock
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$
I'd seriously like to know the exact number$...what is he getting for what price?The rest sounds great.I ask this because I know that most woman get an allowance (budget) of some sort.
Still unfortunately you need "money" to play that game too but with less chances for losses.
The more I read the posts on this site the more flexible my thoughts are towards this whole thing.I really appreciate hearing all of this.
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I laughed out loud
upon getting to "I've got this hooker".
I had a moment of weakness last night after two martini's and a Guinness, and dropped $100 at the local trashy gentleman's club. I found a nice latina (hot and 21), who was amenable to being a slightly naughty girl, given sufficient financial remuneration.
One disturbing thing-I saw that she got a text message from a guy. I asked her "Estas su novio" (more or less "Is your boyfriend?"-hopefully my spanish grammar was correct, as I'm self taught). She answered me "Is insulting to me....man is good for nothing but fixing things in the house."
Granted of course, this is a screwed up exotic dancer (they as a class are typically at least 1/2 to 3/4 gay, severely emotionally damaged, abuse survivors, chaos addicts), but on the other hand, this girl has only been in the United States for a only couple of years, and has developed this attitude before even obtaining reasonable fluency of Englais.
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"Thechisa theorizes that ITPD is a mutant strain of the otherkin fixation, and on some subconscious level its rabid afflicted believe themselves to be actual mythical trolls. There may be some truth to this, as their tendency to also be basement-dwelling nerds approximates the living conditions found underneath a bridge...
Researchers have experimented with everything from shock therapy to furry porn to castration to treat Internet troll personality disorder with no success. The psychodynamics of this personality disorder indicated that constant asswhooping may be the best treatment. Getting the research sample group out of their respective mothers' basements was difficult, and removing the hamburger and french fries from their hands and mouths was nearly impossible, but a little sunshine and exercise did these creatures good. After being taught the essentials of hygiene and manners, the trolls were ready for the treatment: women who really like to have sex. Within one week, the severity of the disorder was diminished for every patient, and within three months the patients were all symptom free. But once the ex-trolls looked up from their cubicals saw how boring they had become, they all committed hara kiri, the Japanese form of suicide designed to restore one's honor after shame.
Current research is investigating the possibility of a relapse into disordered personality function if the patient does not get laid in the ass, furry-style. For those pitiful cases who cannot keep a girlfriend, researchers are considering the role prostitutes may play in treatment."