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I am "NOT" Tiger Woods
This Cablinasian can't keep his dick in his pants. The only intelligent thing Tiger Woods did was get a pre-nup, which he's now changing to further enrich his **** wife.
Men should get married after they've gotten bored fucking every hot piece of Thai/Brazilian/Czech/Colombian/American ass in existence. It's obvious that Tiger, the "billionaire," never got close. He fucks opportunistic cocktail waitresses and marries his friend's nanny, WTF!!!
Oh well, this Tiger isn't going to change his stripes anytime soon. He might as well divorce his **** wife, spend the next 10 years fucking "hood rats," so that he can begin to move on towards a relationship with someone who's more on par with his superstar status.
-Helpmann :)
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[QUOTE=Helpmann]He fucks opportunistic cocktail waitresses and marries his friend's nanny, WTF!!!
-Helpmann :)[/QUOTE]
I said the same thing. The "nanny" is very average at best. Rich people should not marry hired help. They know too much.
What really disgusts me is that tiger wants to pay $5 mil for his wife to stay with him. Fuck the endorsements the secret is out of the bag. No sense pretending it's not.
You cheat you pay big time is what the media is portraying. All the ugliness is acceptable. Paying for your mistakes in hard cash is the norm.
It just shows you that even celebrities have loser sex lifes here in america.
I don't envy the guy one bit.
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[QUOTE=Helpmann]This Cablinasian can't keep his dick in his pants. The only intelligent thing Tiger Woods did was get a pre-nup, which he's now changing to further enrich his **** wife.
Men should get married after they've gotten bored fucking every hot piece of Thai/Brazilian/Czech/Colombian/American ass in existence. It's obvious that Tiger, the "billionaire," never got close. He fucks opportunistic cocktail waitresses and marries his friend's nanny, WTF!!!
Oh well, this Tiger isn't going to change his stripes anytime soon. He might as well divorce his **** wife, spend the next 10 years fucking "hood rats," so that he can begin to move on towards a relationship with someone who's more on par with his superstar status.
-Helpmann :)[/QUOTE]
American men tend to marry and fuck women of lesser status. This may just be a reflection of a society where pussy is thought to be worth it's weight in gold and the man always pays. Even before the "revamping" of the pre-nup Elin's pussy was pegged at a value of 300 million dollars. Ounce for ounce her pussy far exceeds the value of gold even in this economy.
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[QUOTE=Chocha Monger]American men tend to marry and fuck women of lesser status. This may just be a reflection of a society where pussy is thought to be worth it's weight in gold and the man always pays. Even before the "revamping" of the pre-nup Elin's pussy was pegged at a value of 300 million dollars. Ounce for ounce her pussy far exceeds the value of gold even in this economy.[/QUOTE]
CM, you are absolutely correct that men tend to marry down. I disagree that it is due to overpriced pussy. It is the flipside of women only marrying up! Clearly, when a woman marries up, her husband is marrying down, BY DEFINITION.
It may be that women feel their pussies are too valuable to marry down or even level. (The Bible says something about being evenly yoked.) I think it is due more to societal convention that men financially support women, not the other way around. It is the feminist movement combining with this traditional convention that leads American women to believe they can have anything inthe world they can possible imagine (to quote Mick Jagger).
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That's a very good and accurate observation with that law... I just separated for the second time and in BOTH cases it was absolutely true. Women are not the ones who are there for you when you are down. Your FRIENDS are. I was just having that conversation with the lead singer in one of my bands yesterday over lunch.
For us as musicians with such a high profile we get a fair amount of pussy just because the stage makes us look better than we really are. We have to keep reminding each other that human nature hasn't changed... these women are just thinking we're better catches than we really are :P of course, no sense not taking advantage of it....
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Let's see, a $300 million pussy. I just came from my local privado where I had a "Paraguayan Sandwich" for 170 pesos for two pussies, two mouths, and two bung holes had I been so inclined. For $300 million I could do this 6,705,882 times which is over 40 million holes or to put it in more understandable terms, the equivalent of 2,235,294 golf courses. However it is true that Paraguayas require more strokes per hole.
And I didn't have to sign anything, and they have no idea what my last name is or where I live. Plus my hookers are better looking than his hookers. I don't have a black Amex, though.
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[QUOTE=Helpmann]This Cablinasian can't keep his dick in his pants. The only intelligent thing Tiger Woods did was get a pre-nup, which he's now changing to further enrich his **** wife.
Men should get married after they've gotten bored fucking every hot piece of Thai/Brazilian/Czech/Colombian/American ass in existence. It's obvious that Tiger, the "billionaire," never got close. He fucks opportunistic cocktail waitresses and marries his friend's nanny, WTF!!!
Oh well, this Tiger isn't going to change his stripes anytime soon. He might as well divorce his **** wife, spend the next 10 years fucking "hood rats," so that he can begin to move on towards a relationship with someone who's more on par with his superstar status.
-Helpmann :)[/QUOTE]
I don't understand either, you marry a part-time model with an identical twin, your one of the richest people on the planet and you fuck with skanky hoes like that?
None of those h**kers look better than Mrs. Woods, why is it men always cheat on their wives with ugly ass women? I don't get it!
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[QUOTE=Artisttyp]I said the same thing. The "nanny" is very average at best. Rich people should not marry hired help. They know too much.
What really disgusts me is that tiger wants to pay $5 mil for his wife to stay with him. Fuck the endorsements the secret is out of the bag. No sense pretending it's not.
You cheat you pay big time is what the media is portraying. All the ugliness is acceptable. Paying for your mistakes in hard cash is the norm.
It just shows you that even celebrities have loser sex lifes here in america.
I don't envy the guy one bit.[/QUOTE]
Elin is average at best? Holy Cow what are you standards because mine seem to be MUCH LOWER than yours. After two kids she's still SKINNY which is more than I can say for most women and she's not a native American...
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[QUOTE=DJ FourMoney]I don't understand either, you marry a part-time model with an identical twin, your one of the richest people on the planet and you fuck with skanky hoes like that?
None of those h**kers look better than Mrs. Woods, why is it men always cheat on their wives with ugly ass women? I don't get it![/QUOTE]
There could be any number of reasons why. Swedish women are known to be emotionally distant and suffer from high rates of depression. It could be a lack of passion. Elin turned down Tiger on his first request for a date so it was hardly love at first sight. Maybe she is a starfish.
Then you have to look at the fact that men are biologically wired to search for strange pussy. Ever notice that rush of excitement you get when you start dating someone new? Some guys need that high more than others and they're not going to find it by screwing the same woman for the rest of their lives. Tiger's dad raised him to be a highly competitive alpha male on the golf course. It is not surprising that this alpha male behavior carries into his life off the green. He probably gets a high from scoring new pussy that is similar to the high he experiences from winning a golf tournament.
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[QUOTE=DJ FourMoney]Elin is average at best? Holy Cow what are you standards because mine seem to be MUCH LOWER than yours. After two kids she's still SKINNY which is more than I can say for most women and she's not a native American...[/QUOTE]
IMHO she is an average white girl...pretty but nothing special. I am biased though. I like ethnic women indian,arab,persian,latin.
The only american women that do anything for me are southern trailer girls. There is something extremely sexy about them.
At this point "looks" only don't do it for me. I need "sex appeal" to me that includes personality mannerisms and actions.
It seems complicated but it's not.
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Well if his dad was military and his mom was Thai and a second wife, I think we can all do that math. Ha ha. But I know what Art means. Trailer trash sluts turn me on too. Especially if they are drunk. High on meth not so much cuz that shit rots your teeth. I have a really slutty Uruguayan chica now who likes to have her salad tossed. I'll pass her on to Art when I leave for Spain next month. She'd be right at home in a single-wide in Pascagoula. She looked kinda slutty before but now she dyed her hair blond and looks way slutty, almost Wal-Mart slutty. Dresses real slutty, talks real slutty. A couple slutty tattoos. Good teeth though. Never get involved with a woman with bad teeth, and never bet on a horse with bad teeth.
She looks a little bit like that actress who played the slutty "Jen" on Dawson's Creek.
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[QUOTE=Dickhead]Well if his dad was military and his mom was Thai and a second wife, I think we can all do that math. Ha ha. But I know what Art means. Trailer trash sluts turn me on too. Especially if they are drunk. High on meth not so much cuz that shit rots your teeth. I have a really slutty Uruguayan chica now who likes to have her salad tossed. I'll pass her on to Art when I leave for Spain next month. She'd be right at home in a single-wide in Pascagoula. She looked kinda slutty before but now she dyed her hair blond and looks way slutty, almost Wal-Mart slutty. Dresses real slutty, talks real slutty. A couple slutty tattoos. Good teeth though. Never get involved with a woman with bad teeth, and never bet on a horse with bad teeth.
She looks a little bit like that actress who played the slutty "Jen" on Dawson's Creek.[/QUOTE]
Hopefully I will be in BA later next year. I always say " one man's trash is another man's treasure ". Throw it my way.
I love it when trailer trash sluts with thick thighs wear cut off sweat pants.
Also worth noting is that they are semi approachable.
Bourbon st. in New Orleans is where I fell in love with them.
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Dis one ain't got the thunder thighs. Skinny Minnie. Not like Olive Oyl but if she stood with her feet together you could put your forearm between her thighs without ever touching them. Gap city. I think with the trailer trash the pellagra makes them bow legged which is generally good.
Q: What is the best thing about living in a trailer park with a toothless meth-addicted hag?
A: All her teeth have fallen out so she can still blow you after you break her jaw and she has to have it wired shut.
I had a professor once who said that trailer parks were why God created tornadoes. He did get in some trouble for that remark given where the college was located.
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[QUOTE=Chocha Monger]There could be any number of reasons why. Swedish women are known to be emotionally distant and suffer from high rates of depression. It could be a lack of passion. Elin turned down Tiger on his first request for a date so it was hardly love at first sight. Maybe she is a starfish.
Then you have to look at the fact that men are biologically wired to search for strange pussy. Ever notice that rush of excitement you get when you start dating someone new? Some guys need that high more than others and they're not going to find it by screwing the same woman for the rest of their lives. Tiger's dad raised him to be a highly competitive alpha male on the golf course. It is not surprising that this alpha male behavior carries into his life off the green. He probably gets a high from scoring new pussy that is similar to the high he experiences from winning a golf tournament.[/QUOTE]
I was listening to the latest show from Black Men Venting and they touched on this lack of passion subject and it seems very possible. They use the "I want you to wear a Chicken Suit while I fuck you" analogy, in which she replied "Hell No". Then used the Damming of a river as the block of sexual desire. When a river crest the dam (seeking fulfillment from others) , its trouble for the town below (his marriage).
Which is the core of Modern Prostitution as well; getting sexual favors your unable to get from "Normal" women.
So THAT I can understand...
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[QUOTE=Artisttyp]IMHO she is an average white girl...pretty but nothing special. I am biased though. I like ethnic women indian,arab,persian,latin.
The only american women that do anything for me are southern trailer girls. There is something extremely sexy about them.
At this point "looks" only don't do it for me. I need "sex appeal" to me that includes personality mannerisms and actions.
It seems complicated but it's not.[/QUOTE]
Naw I understand your point but like I said, my standards must not be high enough. Because among me and my mortal friends she would be a Trophy Wife among us. None of the porn stars listed are better looking and that one cocktail waitress from Orlando is just horrid. Jamie Grubb is more than decent looking, IMHO.