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Pinching Asses
Ok, let's be honest. I have a nice ass. It's true. I know this won't interest my fellow mongers but it does interest a fair number of women. When a girl grabs my ass, I'm supposed to be all flattered right? Even if she's homely as hell, I'm supposed to take this as a compliment.
We all know the hell that would come pouring down if I get within 2 inches of pinches a girl's ass however.
Even if minded my ass being grabbed (which I don't obviously what idiot guy would not like this?), even if I wanted to "report it", who the hell would give a crap about my being "sexually molested".
No use in going on rants about the inbalance in sexual discrimation laws but I did see a funny YouTube movie that just coincidently in the background used one of those mandatory sexual misconduct videos you have to watch at the vast majority of workplaces. I'd forgotton about them since it had been awhile, but the scene was of some female boss harrassing some male underling. I mean come on, now not only are the videos totally misrepresentative in every way (and the pc noobs have institutionalized this thinking in corporate america), but the videos depict the woman doing the harrassing as if this is all supposed to protect BOTH sexes. Give me a fucking break. If you want to arrest me for saying, "My you have a nice ass" to a co-worker, let's not even PRETEND these laws are set up to save us poor guys from female harrassment in the workplace with these bogus videos!
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[QUOTE=OldIronsides]Ok, let's be honest. I have a nice ass. It's true. I know this won't interest my fellow mongers but it does interest a fair number of women. When a girl grabs my ass, I'm supposed to be all flattered right? Even if she's homely as hell, I'm supposed to take this as a compliment.
We all know the hell that would come pouring down if I get within 2 inches of pinches a girl's ass however.
Even if minded my ass being grabbed (which I don't obviously what idiot guy would not like this?), even if I wanted to "report it", who the hell would give a crap about my being "sexually molested".
No use in going on rants about the inbalance in sexual discrimation laws but I did see a funny YouTube movie that just coincidently in the background used one of those mandatory sexual misconduct videos you have to watch at the vast majority of workplaces. I'd forgotton about them since it had been awhile, but the scene was of some female boss harrassing some male underling. I mean come on, now not only are the videos totally misrepresentative in every way (and the pc noobs have institutionalized this thinking in corporate america), but the videos depict the woman doing the harrassing as if this is all supposed to protect BOTH sexes. Give me a fucking break. If you want to arrest me for saying, "My you have a nice ass" to a co-worker, let's not even PRETEND these laws are set up to save us poor guys from female harrassment in the workplace with these bogus videos![/QUOTE]
Well that isn't entirely true. I just had a female worker fired for making lewd sexual remarks about me in the presence of co-workers and clients. It was a highly risky move because she, of course, made up some lies in an effort to counter my complaint. Unfortunately for her the majority of witnesses were female so it was an open and shut case as far as HR was concerned. However, during the investigation the female HR rep treated me as a suspect though I was the target of the harassment. My view of the matter is that men only stand a chance against sexual harassment when it occurs in a blatant form with numerous neutral female witnesses willing to testify.
Also, you may not like having your ass grabbed if you're in a work environment and the female is doing so in an attempt to get you into some compromising situation. If you are her superior and you respond positively to this kind of sexual behavior it will be over for you because she can turn the situation around on you. The system wasn't designed to protect men but the facts can't be ignored if a woman is obviously harassing a man. AW are seldomly truly interested in sex to the point of harassing a man to obtain it so you should always ask yourself what are her true motives?
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chocho
Damn good point! That has given me some new food for thought. Yeah what are her motivations. I was thinking away from the workplace though, even though I went on a tangent about workplace sexual harrassment. lol
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LT hand book
[QUOTE=Bart9000]Site built in the wiki format:
[url]http://ladderwiki.com/wiki/Main_Page[/url]
The first question that came into my mind is whether or not this transfers to the other cultures that most of us are more interested in than AW. Judging solely from George's post, as well as that the site I put up has been translated into Dutch, I'm guessing that it does.
B9k[/QUOTE]So, I was going through the site and I stepped on to this hand book of ladder theory hand book. Here is the torrient link. This book insists some classic posts by board members and expension of the LT. There are some classic tested examples on how to deal with IPs and women in general.
[url]http://torrentspy.com/torrent/821410/The_Ladder_Theorist_s_Handbook[/url]
Here is the torrent link
Those who doesn't have bitt toreent. Here is this guy who uploaded the pdf file on the LTboard.
[url]http://iwforums.com/showthread.php?t=135&highlight=The+Ladder+Theorist%27s+Handbook[/url]
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On the receiving end...
Quite a while back, when I worked in the fast food industry, I was on the receiving end of sexual harrassment TWICE. The first time, some fugly
broad attempted to blackmail me into having sex with her. Thankfully, she backed off. The second time, a female coworker palmed my ass
like LeBron James would do to a basketball. My boss, a woman, was cool and knew that I wasn't the type to make such shit up, and she took
my side and disciplined the offending broad. Normally, if a chick (even if she's fugly) gives me a lot of attention, I'll politely decline. However, if
she becomes aggressive, the gloves are off.
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One time this chick tried to shove a hanger up my ass, as I was working, and I am not joking.
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Billy will be able to relate to this.
I used to run a factory in Glasgow (long time ago and near Ibrox) with 30+ women and I have never seen before or since the sexual harrassment that went on there where the women hunted in a pack and surrounded the young guys, touching them up. Those young kids were shit scared.
It was frightening what they got up to.
And then there was the women and their bottle of Gordon's which they supped on all day!!!
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Charming AW behavior
In Vino Veritas. Isn't it cute when they are being fucking obnoxious. They think so:
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HA7XdTMPbKw[/url]
Ever seen a drunk Russian girl act like this? A Latina from Argentina? French girl? The only REMOTELY comparable behavior that I have ever seen is in "birds" from the UK.
I came across this looking for the theme to "To Live and Die in LA" by Wang Chung.
B9k
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[QUOTE=Bart9000]Ever seen a drunk Russian girl act like this? A Latina from Argentina? French girl? The only REMOTELY comparable behavior that I have ever seen is in "birds" from the UK.
B9k[/QUOTE]
When I was a college student and still naive, I was at a party where 2 girls who had been drinking were in an elevator with me. One was recounting a story about a guy they had both just seen. She said at a prior party she got so drunk that she couldn't walk and this guy offered to driver her home. Her words: "I threw up in his car. He thought he was going to get lucky but he got a whole lot of barf instead." Her friend's response: "That is SO cool!"
I thought it was just those two. I have since learned better.
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Factory Girls
Are not the ones you have to watch. Those young youtubers are prettty thick and I am sure the guy in the background fucked her or them later. My key point is don't put your cock in the way of your pay cheque. Once women are involved, you have not a hope if the shit hits the fan. And they know it. The old saying "hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" must have some sense in it.
That is why prostitutes and Thailand are good. No complications. Just find, fuck, feel, fool, forget. Exactly like a Dixie cup.
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.......and that was what, 15 years ago George? I'm inclined to believe that things haven't gotten better.
Now don't get the wrong idea. I'm the furthest thing from advocating "proper" behavior, an overbearing standard of decorum, being an etiquette nazi, whatever. But obnoxious is just obnoxious. Even making an allowance for being drunk, it is very apparent that the young lady in that video went straight from being Mommy and Daddy's darling little princess whose every action is met with rapt approval, to "the world" revolving around her pussy about six seconds after she sprouted tits and pubic hair (and maybe even before).
Incidently, again, another difference I have to point out. I've made several comments about the homogenaity (sp?) of the young females in other countries versus our own with the epidemic of obesity. How "special" (and feeling good about acting like that) do you think that young woman would feel if almost EVERY girl around her were as attractive as she is?
B9k
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[QUOTE=George90]I was thinking the same thing. Los Angeles is not referred to as LaLaLand for nothing.
DJ4M,
If you seriously consider Britney, Paris, and the VIP girls of SoCal as women in whom the rest of us should invest our hard earned money, scarce time and energy, then you have been living in LaLaLand too long. Spend some time in Oakland, Indianapolis, Gary, Baton Rouge, Roxbury, New Jersey, Philly, and other places much less glamorous than where you are, and get a better perspective.[/QUOTE]
I didn't say that and your taking my post out of context.
Get a better perspective? I have spent time in all the place you just mentioned but Roxbury and I wasn't impressed to say the least.
I never said baggin Paris Hilton was the best America has to offer. What I was saying was, don't let your financial situation be the sole reason you can't pull famous pussy. Make connections, its not what you know, its WHO you know. I'm not famous and not rich (yet, give it a few weeks). You can't spend all your time overseas, you have to come home sometime. So what does that mean, jack off to movies downloaded from Hot Movies until you can afford to travel again???
No, take your new found confedence and put it to use. The results may suprise you. I don't see miles of fat women in LA like you do in every other part of the country save for NYC and Miami. Lifestyle forces some changes in diet and appearance if you haven't noticed. I didn't say there aren't any fat chicks here, there are, but they feel they don't compete well with "skinny" girls and tend to go to their own clubs.
As I said, clubs are not the ideal place to meet anybody really. But parties are! These jokers always have parties, just try and get on the guest list. If you don't know anybody, then find somebody in the "know". The beauty of those people, while fake as a 4 dollar bill, are a reliable source of info.
I haven't lost anything, all these local women are good for is bangin for the least amount of outlay as possible. Low maintance girls are harder to find but not impossible...
Don't get me wrong, your best bet long term is overseas...
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[b]3. No Puritanism. And along with that (again, I'm speaking relatively), no ridiculously overblown perceptions of the value of female sexuality.[/b]
I can't speak for Brasilian women, but hands down the freakest white women on the planet come from Europe. Our Puritanism is one of the major reasons why its so hard to get LAID here.
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Drunk chicks
[quote=george90]when i was a college student and still naive, i was at a party where 2 girls who had been drinking were in an elevator with me. one was recounting a story about a guy they had both just seen. she said at a prior party she got so drunk that she couldn't walk and this guy offered to driver her home. her words: "i threw up in his car. he thought he was going to get lucky but he got a whole lot of barf instead." her friend's response: "that is so cool!"
i thought it was just those two. i have since learned better.[/quote]
so she was 100% sure he wanted to get lucky. what if he was gay or didnt want any of that soused up poontang? that line of thinking is part of the problem in that guys always have interior motives to get the pussy and thats more important than maybe saving her life, preventing her from getting injured, raped, or making a bigger ass of herself while drunk.
a couple of months ago i saved a drunk indian chick tottering over the train platform where she was deciding whether to hurl or not. lucky for her i pulled her drunk ass out of the way before she splattered into an approaching train, after which my friends girl brung her to a taxi. no commendations for me from the mayor, just back to cold glares and sneers from the female persuasion the next day.
while on the subject of drunk chicks, a friend was telling me one nite after work about 1:00 am in the almost empty last subway cart going home, a drunk young lady was sitting all alone, drawing attention to herself when a guy sat next to her and started talking. after a few moments the dude got up stuck his dick in her mouth real fast, and got off at the next stop. he said it was so brazen and quick, it didn't seem real.
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Some unknown poster posted this somewhere and I got it from sosuave.net. Pretty Interesting. I believe, because we hate american women, we should bang them every chance we get.
I wasn't a sexist before I understood women. There was a time when I was blissfully ignorant. I grew up watching Disney cartoons, I believed in romance and "true love conquers all" etc. I wanted to find a woman who could be my equal, my partner. I believed in finding that one true love and being committed to each other forever. You know, like in the marriage vows, "for better or for worse, through sickness and in health, for richer or for poorer" etc. And I believed that women basically wanted the same thing. Now I understand that this was only possible when society was structured to enforce it. Now that women are "liberated" (and thus at the mercy of their own emotions and baser instincts) this is mostly no longer possible in today's society. Victorian society, or many Arab societies, are examples of how society used to be structured to keep women as faithful as possible.
I'd like to point out that I am not a misogynist...I love women. But I AM a sexist, in the sense that I believe women are vastly different than men and, according to the standards that men hold for other men, women are inferior as well.
I must be a bitter loser, right? In fact, I enjoy more success with women than most of the men in this city. I have slept with over 200 women in my life. I am sleeping with 5 different women right now. They are all normal, healthy, well-adjusted, good-looking (8+ on the looks scale) professional women. (At least as normal and healthy and well-adjusted as women can be - most women have issues.) But that's not all. I can go out any night of the week and pick up a woman. I can pick her up in front of all her friends (with 80% efficiency for each approach.) Women will slip me their phone number when their boyfriend is in the bathroom. I can talk to women on the street or in the grocery store and within 30 minutes, I can usually have sex with them right there in my car or get them back to my place. If I have to settle for a phone number, and I meet her on another day, assuming she doesn't flake, I WILL **** her that next day.
Let me point out right now that my Modus Operandi doesn't change in the slightest if she single or if she has a boyfriend or husband. I just do my normal routine and I **** her. Sometimes she brings up the boyfriend so she won't feel guilty when I **** her because now it's "my fault." Sometimes she hides it from me until after I've ****ed her, then she admits it. I can't tell you how many times I've been laying next to some chick, all sweaty cause I just finished busting a nut all over her face or in her mouth or on her back, and suddenly her phone rings and she's on the phone with her man, giving him some bull**** story. This is with NO GUILT WHATSOEVER!!! The sweetest most innocent girls you ever laid eyes on, will cheat at the drop of a HAT. The one thing that most men value most - loyalty - is just not there with women. Women don't think in terms of honor, women don't say "word is bond;" women are basically emotionally driven. If they feel it, they do it, period. Then they rationalize it to themselves later. Nothing is more meaningful, or compelling, to a woman than (1) the way she feels and (2) learning more about her own inner self and having emotional realizations. That's why women love astrology, chick flicks, soap operas, stupid Cosmo quizes that supposedly reveal info about yourself, etc.
I must be really good looking, right? NOPE. My looks are marginal; I'm maybe a 7. I don't work out (though I'm not fat or anything.) In fact I didn't have any success with women until I was in my early 20's. That's when I decided to go out a lot and start trying to get laid... I was willing to face rejection a thousand times a night, and do it over and over, trying everything, until I got it right. I had to completely set my ego aside. I didn't get laid at all for the first few months. Then every now and then. Then pretty often. Then downright consistently! I'm in my early 30's now and I am basically a sexual god. I wouldn't have even believed this were possible when I was in high school. The ONLY factor that determined whether a woman would cheat was my own skill level. When my skills were poor, women **** all over me. (Everyone knows how women think they have license to be rude *****es in social situations... in fact I understand and appreciate that behavior now.) But once my skills got good, I could **** just about anyone's wife or girlfriend. And many times I didn't know they had a man until after I ****ed them.
Look, I'm not saying that men are perfect, or whatever. Far from it. I'm just saying, I've spent a lot of my time studying women and interacting with them, and I know how they are. In fact, sometimes I hate knowing it. Sometimes I wish I had taken the blue pill, and never went down the rabbit hole, because now there's really no going back. I didn't want to believe these things... but how could I ever get married now? How could I ever be the chump who pays for everything and blissfully goes through life not worrying about his woman because he trusts her? Look, would you leave your dog alone with a steak? You can't hate the dog for doing what's in its nature. You can't trust a dog, BUT you can trust a dog to BE a dog. Some men are disloyal... but I could *never* trust a woman to be loyal. Some men are bad presidents...but I could *never* vote for a woman to be president. I can rarely expect a woman to regard her own promises as more important and compelling to her than the emotions she feels in the moment. She will rationalize it to herself later.
Here's an interesting fact. Did you know that the median 22 year old woman has TWICE as much sex as the median 22 year old man? You might ask, how is that possible? If a woman's having sex, doesn't that mean a man is having sex at the same time? And thus, shouldn't men be having just as much sex as women? NO...because most men hardly get laid, or if they do, it's because they "got lucky." But a small group of men get laid ALL THE TIME, and **** LOTS AND LOTS of women! It's evolution at work. Women follow their emotions, and that leads them to sleep with men like me (who know how to control female emotions.) Women want the top man...so the top man ****s lots of women. That's right - the sexual revolution, feminism, etc has resulted in a return to harems. Women, at the mercy of their own emotions, are volunteering for the modern-day equivalent of harems. Lucky for me!! Heh.
You might say, "But...but...I'm so nice! I'm a nice guy!" Guess what? That's like a fat chick saying, "But I'm so smart!" As if those things have anything in the world to do with sexual attraction!
I'm going to give some tips here for the poor sucker guys who are posting online trying to get laid and who are spending hundreds / thousands of dollars on all those *****s out there without getting any play. (You *****es know exactly what you're doing, and I'm on to your game!)
* Don't be sexually judgemental in any way. A woman's worst fear is to be perceived as a ****. She will suck your toes and take it in the ass if she thinks you don't view her poorly for it (and she knows her friends won't find out.)
* Don't get angry at her. Women know they have emotional outbursts and they need to trust that you can handle that. It's ok (and necessary) to occasionally put your foot down...just make sure she knows you are fully in control of yourself.
* Don't let her manipulate you or control you in any way. She will immediately lose all respect for you. Always be leading. It's just like dancing - women hate a man who can't lead.
* When first approaching a woman or a group, they tend to get a feeling like this is just your little scheme to get close to them, when you really just want something from them - like sex. (And they're right.) It's important to structure your body language and conversation so that they honestly don't believe you want something from them. They should feel like you are about to leave at any second.
* DON'T TRY TO IMPRESS HER IN ANY WAY. Don't show off. Don't talk about accomplishments or possessions. As soon as she perceives that you are trying to prove yourself to her, she loses all interest.
* Don't ignore her friends. A woman values her friend's opinions more than just about anything else in the world. Nothing matters to her more than what other women are thinking. Give her friends lots of attention and get everyone laughing. If one woman is feeling different than the others, she will drag them away. They will follow like a flock of pigeons. Society is the book of women. (Notice that men do NOT behave this way! Women are very different!)
* To get a woman attracted / emotionally vulnerable, give her lots of emotions and feelings. Don't just make her feel good. Make her feel good, and angry, and sad, and connected, and astonished, and intrigued, etc. Make her laugh. Tease her. Tell stories about your sick puppy. Tell her why things would never work out between the two of you. Call her a dork. If she gets heated up, she will start touching you...playfully push her away. If she calls you a jerk and punches your arm, you are doing it right. If she gives you that "I can't believe you just said that" look, do NOT back down, do not say "Oh I'm just kidding" or anything like that.
* As she gets more emotional, she will try to ruin things by throwing in logic. She will ask you if you are a player, or if you say this to all the girls, or whatever. The trick is this: Don't take it seriously by giving it some logical answer! That's right...women lose interest if you take them seriously!!! It's crazy but that's how they behave. Just blow it off or misinterpret what she's saying as though she is coming on to you. If you fail these tests, she will be gone so fast your head will spin.
* She will start asking you lots of questions. This is what chicks do when they suddenly find themselves attracted to a man they know nothing about. This is your chance to open up a little and also find out more about her and build a deeper connection. You have to do this, or she will flake later (even if you've kissed her!) Women are the worst flakes in the world! Don't make it too easy for her, make her work for it a bit. Then talk about connections and childhood memories and things you have in common, etc. She needs to feel that this is genuine. This is usually the time when I throw in a few fake vulnerabilities, like pretending I'm shy or insecure about something. I know it's ****ed up but women need to see that there are at least a few small holes where they can sink their hooks in you. They get uneasy if you are too perfect.
* Make sure she gets the feeling that you have standards and that you are judging her based on them. Ask her questions that show her you are checking her out to see if she is up to snuff. Women don't like to feel like you are with them only because you can't do any better. They prefer to feel like you have high standards; you can get any chick you want, but you chose HER because she is SOOOO special and SOOOO different from all the others. Yeah, I know.
* Move her to different locations. Take her next door for a drink. Take her across the street to check out some art. The more locations the better.
* Take responsibility for every escalation. A woman will do just about anything as long as she doesn't have to feel like it was "her fault." Make it YOUR fault. Make it "just happen." She will rationalize it to herself later using the same bull**** generator that women use to flake out on dates at the last minute. Don't get her horny until you get her isolated. Believe me, emotional is better than horny.
* Keep the woman always swinging somewhere between validation and rejection. If she feels rejected, she drops out or gets REALLY MAD. And if she feels too validated, she will ditch you in a heartbeat. So push her away (emotionally) and then pull her back in.
* BELIEVE YOUR OWN BULL****. Chicks do not look at your excuses and try to see if they are bull**** or not... because that is the logical thing to do, and chicks are not logical. Rather, what they do is see if YOU seem to believe your own bull**** when you say it. If you look like you do, then chances are, they will believe it too. So the key is to believe your own bull****, and other aspects about yourself that you want the chick to believe about you too (alpha male..whatever)... because your own self beliefs for some reason will automatically 'impart' to the chick!
* One more thing...many guys make the mistake of listening to female romantic advice. Don't listen to them, THEY DON'T KNOW WTF THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT, and they WILL steer you wrong. They will tell you what they THINK they want, instead of what they actually RESPOND to. And furthermore, a large part of the female sexual experience IS the inability to admit these things BECAUSE they derive sexual pleasure from putting up resistance and being overwhelmed.
If you do things this way, after a few months practice you WILL get laid like a rock star. The guys who get laid are the ones who know what they are doing, because they have practiced on lots of women. Ironically, women are most attracted to the men who are most likely to **** them and then dump them on their ass - because those are precisely the men who have so many other options because they practice on lots of women. That's why you always hear women *****ing about how men are assholes that only want to **** them and dump them - because those are the men that they gravitate to.
Women tend to wise up when they get towards their 30s, and they start looking for a nice wimpy beta male to settle down with and pay for all their ****. As they get older, they will get more and more desperate to find this guy. Once they do, they will cheat on him with an exciting fun guy like me. (But who wants to **** some old chick in her 30's? That's what beta males are for! Heh)
Hey, don't blame me - I didn't make things the way they are. I was just a guy who wanted to get laid. And I do :-)
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