Dying to tell this story:
I used to know this kid who got a lot of play from being "bad", "crazy", and "wild". His claims to fame:
He had a lot of tatoo's.
He had a pierced tongue (In my estimation, that is one for the "you know how I know you're gay...." list, right next to "you used macrame to knit yourself a pair of jean shorts)
He was a "wild dancer".
He would yell and scream a lot.
I looked at this punk, and thought to myself. "Wild eh? Tell you what son, you can call me when you have:"
Had a Rugby team try to haze you with alcohol and you laugh at them/been told to STOP drinking all the beer while playing "three man" before they run out.
Telling same rugby team that you will submit to hazing stunts, when and if they (collectively) find someone big and bad enough to MAKE YOU.
Fool around with a pretty freshman girl on the roof of a frat house (This was WAY before flashing tits became part of the typical Friday night out) with numerous witnesses.
Gotten kicked out of a FRATERNITY for being a drunken psychopath
Gone Urban Surfing (I was only the driver on this one)
Mastered solo operation of a beer bong.
Drunkenly doing "stealth mode" on a dark highway at 110 MPH (Admittedly, this wasn't my idea, and not too bright but....I thought it was funny at the time).
You guys get the idea.....
(disdainful tone) "Wild dancing"
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