[QUOTE=Jon32]OK back to American Women...
Left to Right: Princess of Spain, First Lady of France, Michelle Obama
#1, #2, or #3?[/QUOTE]The first two not the last one!
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[QUOTE=Jon32]OK back to American Women...
Left to Right: Princess of Spain, First Lady of France, Michelle Obama
#1, #2, or #3?[/QUOTE]The first two not the last one!
[QUOTE=Helpmann]Although, Princess Letizia of Spain and Carla Bruni are hotter than any past or present US first lady, the photo has been doctored. What appears to be an image of Michelle Obama has been pasted into the photo. An observant person can easily see the repetitive granular patterns on the steps (to the right) as well as the cropped hair and blacked-out right corner of the photo.
Yes, a photo can say a 1,000 words and a doctored photo can say many more.
-Helpmann :)[/QUOTE]
Congrats Helpmann. Yes, it is well clear that the photos have been doctored. You are right on too.
Still, the comparison between the three ladies is striking. Which lady would you want to put in your bed ?
[QUOTE=Bimbo Boy]Congrats Helpmann. Yes, it is well clear that the photos have been doctored. You are right on too.
Still, the comparison between the three ladies is striking. Which lady would you want to put in your bed ?[/QUOTE]Personally, Michelle Obama is one of the more attractive US first ladies in recent memory; however that's not saying very much. Her most recent predecessors were Laura Bush, Hillary Clinton, and Barbara Bush. Yuck!
Nevertheless, Princess Letizia of Spain is much much more my type.
-Helpmann :)
[QUOTE=Dickhead]If you can't cook from scratch you do not know how to cook. Pure and simple. Cooking is an art (although baking is a science) while following a recipe is just like knowing how to change the oil in your car or something. But if you know a teaspoon from a tablespoon you are probably ahead of most AW. I say without a trace of hesitation that I am in the top 5% of cooks world-wide and not only is it a good way to get women, it's an even better way to keep them. Plus I know nutrition and sanitation. You get a woman to come to your house for dinner, you fix her chicken cordon bleu for dinner and then eggs benedict with real holandaise for breakfast, she will tend to come back.
Three of the times I dumped a woman I had been seeing for a long time, they said, "Okay. I sure will miss your cooking, though."
I don't cook for AW too much any more because most of them won't do the dishes afterwards and often when they do, they do a half-ass job.[/QUOTE]
That's kind of harsh, I like cooking but not for anybody else ATM 1), 2) pinch and dash is sign of a scratch cooker I guess, but following directions is perfectly okay for me. If the taste isn't quite what I thought, you experiment.
But I can do anything, cut meat, stuff turkey, BBQ, bake cakes which is made from a mix, I am not going to go through the process of scratch when nobody is going to know the difference unless they are a pastry chief.
[QUOTE=Dickhead]If you can't cook from scratch you do not know how to cook. Pure and simple. Cooking is an art (although baking is a science) while following a recipe is just like knowing how to change the oil in your car or something. But if you know a teaspoon from a tablespoon you are probably ahead of most AW. I say without a trace of hesitation that I am in the top 5% of cooks world-wide and not only is it a good way to get women, it's an even better way to keep them. Plus I know nutrition and sanitation. You get a woman to come to your house for dinner, you fix her chicken cordon bleu for dinner and then eggs benedict with real holandaise for breakfast, she will tend to come back.
Three of the times I dumped a woman I had been seeing for a long time, they said, "Okay. I sure will miss your cooking, though."
I don't cook for AW too much any more because most of them won't do the dishes afterwards and often when they do, they do a half-ass job.[/QUOTE]
So True!!! Well said DH.
[i]American woman, stay away from me
American woman, mama let me be
Don't come hanging around my door
I don't want to see your face no more
I got more important things to do
Than spend my time growin' old with you
Now woman, stay away
American woman, listen what I say
American woman...[/i]
[b][url=http://finance.yahoo.com/banking-budgeting/article/110604/how-debt-can-destroy-a-budding-relationship]How Debt Can Destroy a Budding Relationship[/url][/b]
-Helpmann ;)
[QUOTE=Helpmann][b][url=http://finance.yahoo.com/banking-budgeting/article/110604/how-debt-can-destroy-a-budding-relationship]How Debt Can Destroy a Budding Relationship[/url][/b]
-Helpmann ;)[/QUOTE]
Ewwwwwww.
If that "Ms. Tidwell" whose photo leads the article might be put off my my 56-year-old bald head and potbelly, believe you me - the distaste I feel for her quarter-million dollars of debt would make the feeling mutual.
One of the conditions I set for my retirement is that I wouldn't have any debt. I paid off my mortgage a year before I retired; I'd paid off all my credit cards and my home-equity line of credit well before then. I proved to myself that I could live "within my (reduced/retired) means" before I asked HR to process my retirement.
Now, I own my home outright. Same for my car and my boat. I've got a nice nest-egg and a decent Civil Service pension, and I'm saving nearly 1/4 of my monthly retirement check.
This article presents just another Good Reason to keep my fly zipped while I'm in the USA. Call it "Homeland Security." :p
[QUOTE=DJ FourMoney]bake cakes which is made from a mix, I am not going to go through the process of scratch when nobody is going to know the difference unless they are a pastry chief.[/QUOTE]
I rest my case. With all due respect, anyone who can't tell a scratch cake from a pre-fab cake from a mix is not a cook. I think even most non-cooks would know the difference, assuming they have EVER had a scratch cake which is by no means a given, in this day and age. So how do you make your turkey stuffing?
This is sort of off-topic and sort of not because the lack of home cooking is one of the many issues with AW. It's an example of how they want it both ways. They want to be respected for being a woman but they can't do any of the things women have traditionally been able to do. And if you ask them to sew a button on they get pissed off. But they expect you to change the flat tire.
[QUOTE=Dickhead]
This is sort of off-topic and sort of not because the lack of home cooking is one of the many issues with AW. It's an example of how they want it both ways. They want to be respected for being a woman but they can't do any of the things women have traditionally been able to do. And if you ask them to sew a button on they get pissed off. But they expect you to change the flat tire.[/QUOTE]
Everytime I want to cook, my Spanish novia jumps up and says "No! I cook, I'm the woman!"
Take note American women...
[QUOTE=Dickhead]I rest my case. With all due respect, anyone who can't tell a scratch cake from a pre-fab cake from a mix is not a cook. I think even most non-cooks would know the difference, assuming they have EVER had a scratch cake which is by no means a given, in this day and age. So how do you make your turkey stuffing?
This is sort of off-topic and sort of not because the lack of home cooking is one of the many issues with AW. It's an example of how they want it both ways. They want to be respected for being a woman but they can't do any of the things women have traditionally been able to do. And if you ask them to sew a button on they get pissed off. But they expect you to change the flat tire.[/QUOTE]
From scratch actually, mother's recipe. Nothing secret about it. I work on cars, I've worked on cars since high school, I've rebuilt engines, I've put everything on my SRT-4 = 400+hp. I used to work at Manny, Moe and Jack.
There are things I can do from scratch I just rather not. I am wasting my talent on sub-par local women and old ass women.
I only cook when I prefer. I never have dirty clothes, my clothing is always ironed. My shoes are shined. Everything is made from scratch, everything that needs mending is mended.
She made me 3 pairs of the best fitting underwear I've ever worn. House is always clean.
Cuts my hair, manicures my nails and other appearance maintenance.
Whenever she brings home money, she gives it to me and I decide what to let her keep.
I'm 54 and average looking, she is 27 and a beauty. I'm often asked, "Is she a model? "
She is often asked "Is he your Dad? "
American women? Waste of natural resources.
You are one lucky dude! Is she living with you in the U.S.A? If so, enjoy it while it lasts.
[QUOTE=Robert1110]I only cook when I prefer. I never have dirty clothes, my clothing is always ironed. My shoes are shined. Everything is made from scratch, everything that needs mending is mended.
She made me 3 pairs of the best fitting underwear I've ever worn. House is always clean.
Cuts my hair, manicures my nails and other appearance maintenance.
Whenever she brings home money, she gives it to me and I decide what to let her keep.
I'm 54 and average looking, she is 27 and a beauty. I'm often asked, "Is she a model? "
She is often asked "Is he your Dad? "
American women? Waste of natural resources.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Capt Ajax]You are one lucky dude! Is she living with you in the U.S.A? If so, enjoy it while it lasts.[/QUOTE]If he is in the USA. I sure hope he was smart enough to move to like po dump idaho or someplace like that. Definitely not one of the top 10 metros. Cause as you say. Enjoy while it last.
[QUOTE=Robert1110]I only cook when I prefer. I never have dirty clothes, my clothing is always ironed. My shoes are shined. Everything is made from scratch, everything that needs mending is mended.
She made me 3 pairs of the best fitting underwear I've ever worn. House is always clean.
Cuts my hair, manicures my nails and other appearance maintenance.
Whenever she brings home money, she gives it to me and I decide what to let her keep.
I'm 54 and average looking, she is 27 and a beauty. I'm often asked, "Is she a model? "
She is often asked "Is he your Dad? "
American women? Waste of natural resources.[/QUOTE]Wow sounds like you needed a servant and you wonder why AW don't line up for that life style. And then if you divorce. Youll be one who says dam she didn't pay for one thing in the place and I have to split with her. Because working like a servant is want she was meant to do. Right. Its nature. Right
[QUOTE=ThatGuy865]Wow sounds like you needed a servant and you wonder why AW don't line up for that life style. And then if you divorce. Youll be one who says dam she didn't pay for one thing in the place and I have to split with her. Because working like a servant is want she was meant to do. Right. Its nature. Right[/QUOTE]
Okay TG and then what would your ideal relationship look like with an Down to Earth, Non-Materialistic Woman who's attractive?
A Powerfully RARE combination these days to start with.
How long are you going to spend searching for this woman? Could it be days, weeks, years, decades?
You have the nerve to tell me that I bring nothing to the table like I have never earned anything, never worked an hour, never did any difficult work.
You accuse me of idealistic notions, childish fantasies and say I should just play with the hand I'm dealt with or shut up and be alone.
I'm tired of your Nationalist, Jingoistic BS you always post here and use poor examples of like a majority of American men are happy with their choices. That can't be the case and has sheep American People are not fully aware of all their options. Also misery loves company, others don't want you to succeed and what you to remain where they are.
This is why the media does what it does and then claims to be "Fair and Balanced". No they are Bias towards anything America, America is the best at this or the best at that. Its bullshit. You only hear about the K-1 Relationships that fail, not the ones that successful.
Believe it or not there are women out there they care enough about the man that love to do things like what Robert said. That's not being a slave and further makes me feel you're actually a Woman or Mangina.
You make no sense and I hope you don't make money as a consultant...