A man's point of view...again - 30
Hey fellas: This guy was at it again on the Las Vegas Craig's List & since you all seemed to enjoy it the first time, I deceided to go to the well again.
I wish I knew who he is. I'd invite him to this forum. Enjoy!
-ILAS
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Reply to: [email]pers-235496055@craigslist.org[/email]
Date: 2006-11-15, 6:44PM PST
Hey ladies, I thought I give you some advise on things I hate to see posted in your postings. But, then again, I'm a guy. 1.Must be disease free.
Why, what have you already caught? I guess that rules out all the syphilitic men on line looking for love.
2.I’m looking for a man with all his teeth.
Why were your last 3 boyfriends from Deliverance (See Ned Beatty for the joke)? Hey, you just said I had to have them, do you care if they resemble the leaves in the fall in color?
3.I hate fat men.
Sweetie, Baby-Cakes, do you have a mirror? You might want to move out of that glass house before throwing stones…
4.Cannot be hairy?
Are you looking for a twelve year old or an Olympic swimmer? Guess what men have hair, as they get older they get more hair. We get hair in place hair should never grow, but guess what its there. Some of us shave or wax it, but it comes back, just like your last boyfriend’s “cold sore.”
5.No drugs or excessive drinkers.
I thought junkies and winos were so attractive. Damn, I guess I’ll have to put away the meth kit and hide the mad dog 20/20 before I call you.
6.Professional men only.
Are carpenters and plumbers beneath you? I am a professional guy, but I know a few carpenters and plumbers who are better men than me.
7.Must be tall.
Hey, you girls realize the average height in America is 5’8” for a man, right? So, 5’9-5’10 would be tall? Not in your world apparently. Is it some kind of weird fetish that every girl (no matter how short) wants to date a guy 9’11”? Hope Bigfoot emails you soon…
8.Prefer clean shaven well dressed men.
Well, I guess that rules out Tony “the homeless guy.” How about to narrow it down further you put in “must wear pants often” or must be literate?
9.Won’t take a back seat to another woman anymore.
Why don’t you just go ahead and air all your emotional “baggage” for us? Although, thanks for the tip. This lets us guys know that you’re probably more cracked than a bag of walnuts…keep it moving.
10.Must be intelligent and funny
Ok, everyone THINKS they are intelligent and funny. Most people are NOT, but they THINK they are. Putting this in you post is like posting, "Must have a face, arms and legs". It really will not narrow your selection any.
But seriously I am smart, intelligent and funny, aren't I???
* This is in or around Green Valley
* It's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
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