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For further evidence that American women suck, live in a dream world, and have themselves way overrated, check out what this hag posted in the Argentinaprivate forum today. Note the capital M in "me." She wants $400 US just to meet for cocktails. In Buenos Aires! Next time do a little research, honey.
"Hi Gents!
I'm available for outcall in Bs. As. From June13 to July 1st . Sexy, intelligent, and sometimes naughty is the best way to describe myself.
A true gentleman that is generous and respects a woman is my ideal man. I specialize in repeat clients, if you see me you may get hooked, so be forewarned!
After a few moments with me, you'll realize that I'm very sensual, affectionate and completely down to earth. I cater exclusively to mature, professional gentlemen (40 years of age and older) who yearn for only the best and appreciate the finer things in life.
When you are ready for the ultimate in upscale, exclusive female companionship , just contact me .Please visit my site for more on Me.
[url]http://www.corporate-corner.com[/url]
Kisses,
Elizabeth"
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More Evidence
Actual ad from a website "women seeking men"
Quote:
I am 21, working on a BA right now and work part time. Speak 3 languages fluently, dress stylist, 101 pounds- slim body, light brown eyes, long VERY dark hair with bangs, known to WOW places just by walking in. I'm confident because I feel confident and hold my weight. Picture will be sent only to serious inquiries: (YOU MUST SEND PHOTO AND PROOF OF IDENTITY AS WELL AS BIO/WILL BE KEPT EXTRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL-HOLD ME TO IT promise)
looking for:
Stylish/educated/wealthy/clean man
Who provides:
Allowance: 60k-90K
Gifts
Corvette (always had one till I severaly crashed mines last month)Black with Rims.
Manolos
Credit cards
Extremely sweet, baby face, with a voice, sensual, looking for my half :), you must be understanding, open minded, sexy, smart, outgoing and fun
and not cheap PLEASE
Unquote
You judge what she is.
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Laughable
I LOVE to see these ads. These dumb bitches are thinking that I'd pay serious coin just to be in their presence?? THIS is the American Woman at her most BRAZEN. The sad thing is that some guys FALL for this bullshit. I'm supposed to believe that her pussy (sex isn't even IMPLIED in some ads) is so magnificent that it could make me 18 again? Sadly, it is THIS attitude (too full of one's self) that is rampant in American Society where women are concerned. I understand that they are peddling a product, but they are no better than the conniving snake oil salesmen who promise all but deliver little if at all. I remember chatting with a friend (female) who basically said that she was worth AT LEAST a bottle of Cristal champagne (roughly $1600/bottle). I thought to myself: "Let's see, you're OVERWEIGHT, your face does NOT stand out in the crowd, and the clothes you wear show your large ass and your rolls"... I almost equated her to a used car salesman...
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Skank Meat
Gentlemen: Your latest posts concern common prostitutes, not American women per se. If A skank wants $400 to meet a moron for a few minutes, why criticize her? Remember there are no $400 skanks, only $400 mongers. Elizabeth's site sucks btw. Yet, I am sure she will get customers with her naked dogs and overall childish marketing angle.
Gentlemen: I wish you luck with your next American woman. Try home grown beef next time. You might learn to love it.
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Homegrown beef
Homegrown beef on a platonic, friendly level and no bullshit games? Sure! On a romantic level where she is more experienced in said arena and will seek to get what she can while giving as little as is humanly possible while trying to drain me of my resources? Sorry, but I'm not a sucker. I'd rather have fire ants crawl into my shorts than to pledge my "undying love" to a woman who is ALWAYS seeking better pastures while I'm taking the leap to meet her more than halfway. And believe me, I HAVE had the unfortunate experience of fire ants crawling in my shorts! It's WAY more preferable than to be converted into a notch on an AW's lipstake case..... I'll PASS thank you
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you gotta love The Onion
Fucking hilarious piece of satire about falling into the dreaded "Friend Zone."
[url]http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4122&n=3[/url]
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SWF Seeking...
Here is a typical 28 y o American woman's personals ad
Interestingly , the only things she says about herself is that she is lazy , bitchy , ugly , and does not like giving blow·jobs =
[i] " This is my ideal guy :
He has talent I can respect. Either he is a great artist or a musician with his own style or otherwise great at some craft. His talent doesn't follow the herd.
If he is not artistic than at least he enjoys the arts, music and books. If he has an interest in anything beyond mindless pop culture, video games and TV, that would be ideal. Not that any of that is too bad, but there is just so much more to life.
He has goals, not dreams. He strategizes on how he can realize his goals in light of whatever life has handed him as his fate.
He is an animal lover and has compassion for people.
He is financially solvent. He doesn't spend money he doesn't have and doesn't try to buy a woman's affection. He plans his livestyle to be uncomplicated and has common sense in regards to what is a wise investment or not.
He is not selfish and self-centered.
He likes his mom and female siblings and is nice to them.
He takes care of his emotional health as well as being conscious of his physical health.
He lives to travel and be spontaneous.
He is a one woman guy. He is not constantly searching for new ass. He's not an oral freak and wants to be with a girl who isn't into it either. He likes touching, kissing, giving and receiving massages. He knows where tha g-spot is.
He likes an independent lady who has her own interests, goals, and ideas and is supportive of her reaching them, as opposed to competing with her or taking no interest.
He wants to have a child. Not immediately, but he does see that in his future. He doesn't currently have any.
He's never been told by a girlfriend that he needs professional psychological help. If he has, he has gotten it and its been at least 5 years since he's gotten better.
He would rather do the right thing than try to get away with something.
He was not raised catholic.
He can cook and do his own laundry and doesn't expect his girlfriend to do it.
He believes in karma.
He listens to his inner voice and doesn't deny his real feelings. He can discuss issues and conflicts civily, even though a complete resolution may not come about.
He is not looking for a super model, but a real, normal person " [/i]
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Dream on , Honey !!
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No Dickheads Need Apply
Psyberhead: Interesting post. Can the board answer the following questions without sarcasm:
1. Does she want a dreamer (penniless musician, dope smoking Zen head; she seems to be big into this) or a worker bee? How great does one have to be to be a great musician. (If I played with Black Sabbath, would that do? How about Prokofiev?)
2. Is Samus Aran out? He is into video games but has lots of cash (not mentioned)., is into meditation etc. I don't know his policy on blow jobs but surely they could talk that through.
3. What kind of goals? Obviously getting into the Guinness Book of Records for fucking more ass than anyone else in history is out, but are these career or Zen goals?
4. What is the bottom line for wealth and do risky stocks and/or unethical cash flow sources count? Are Goodfellas in touch with their inner child out?
5. I like my mom but what if I have no female siblings? Do we have to like female siblings more than males? What if we are into wearing their clothes and watching Psycho?
6. Dickhead is a one woman cook able guy but he was raised Catholic. What percentage of US male adults were raised Catholic? What if one was raised a Satanist?
7. How important is it to be a human dildo? What if one does not believe in sex outside marriage?
8. What if the applicant can fool his shrinks into thinking he is not Freddy Krugar/Jason Voorhees?
9. What if he wants lots of children?
Interesting ad and lots of issues arising. She strikes me as a downwardly mobile, pseudo artistic, anal retentive type who is unsure of what she really wants. Not my type. More ads for objective analysis would help.
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In some places around the world, about $50 will buy you a really good time with a dream type woman.
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gotta love The Onion
I've been there [the friend zone] before. Thanks for the link.
ILAS
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The women placing those outrageous ads are seriously out of touch with reality. The one looking for a 60K-90K "allowance" obviously doesn't know that a man can get a nice house and excellent help for many years in Latin America for that kind of money.
American women need to wake up and face the harsh realities of globalization. Due to the high prices they place on their pussies they are facing the same faith as manufacturing jobs in the US. It is now cheaper to take a short trip on a long weekend to a foreign destination with better looking women who have nicer attitudes.
If you have to put out that kind of money for female companionship then you should not accept anything less than the best. Unfortunately, the domestic product can't compete with what is available overseas so increasingly consumers will vote with their dollars. That is the beauty of a free market economy in action.
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60-90K Girl
I took a sociology class several years ago and learned about the "heirarchy of prostitution". The heirarchy goes rougly like this (no surprises) streetwalker, massage parlor type girl, call girl, "kept woman". The 60-90K girl was auditioning for a job as a "kept woman" who is basically a "piece on the side" for a wealthy, possibly married, possibly high profile executive or celebrity man (who may have a lifestyle that doesn't allow them to sneak off to BA. at least without bringing the wife along), who is "kept" in luxurious conditions. It does happen. Is that kind of money too much to pay for a vagina with an American Girl attached to it. ABSOLUTELY. However, from the perspective of a high profile wealthy guy what would you perfer-shelling out some cash, or a headline like "Major Fortune 500 Executive caught in call girl sting".
On another note, I happened today to meet a 50ish Russian Woman. WOW. I think that I could actually handle looking at that every day when I get to be 65 or so. The girls around where I live (the sticks), start looking dumpy around 28, or their illegitimate third baby, whichever comes first.
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Pizza man/Skinhead: It is a bit of an overstatement to say I was raised Catholic. Originally I was baptized Protestant but my mother converted to Catholicism when I was four or five. My father was not Catholic. For a while they took turns and we would go to the Catholic church one week and the Protestant church the next. I did take my first communion which I refuse to capitalize and took maybe three years of catechism before getting thrown out for continually questioning the dogma. I believe I was eleven when I finally refused to go to church any more. I was never confirmed. I did sing in the choir for a while but got thrown out of that for hitting John Washalefsky over the head with a chair.
But I sure as hell don't need a women to cook for me or do my laundry. Shit down here I just drop my laundry off for 5.50 pesos a load, about two bucks, and I don't have to fold it. Women down here are amazed that I don't have a maid. One even asked me recently if my maid had any days available and I said, "What maid? I clean my own place. It is 40 square meters," and she was just amazed.
The men down here are such chauvinist pigs that just opening a car door for a woman or clearing the dishes off the table virtually guarantees animal sex afterwards.
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Dickhead can apply
1. OK, it look like Dickhead can apply to be a human dildo for this babe. Reading the ad, though, it looks advisable to bring rosary beads and an I love Oral Sex t shirt along to the first date.
2. I think one of the problems is a mismatch of expectations. The guys here all put the emphasis on money, power and goof looking women. The women want something less tangible.
3. I took a young Muslim babe out a few nights ago, doing my little bit for intenrational goodwill. She is liberated but from a very conservative Asian backwater. She too wants a gentle guy, someone in touch with his inner soul, who respects her etc. She got me.
4. I guess mutual distrust is also a bigger factor these days. There are certainly a lot of embittered folk out there. And not all that much demand for human dildos when all is said and done.
5. Why can't she stroke her own g spot anyway?
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Women in general and with some exceptions cannot masturbate nearly as well as the average man can. This has important implications in that for one thing they waste a lot of time. Ever notice how women are always late? I often wonder if this is because they decided to masturbate but it took them too god damn long to get it done.