Report of Distinction, at least for FAQ
[QUOTE=Chocha Monger]The following are all replies that Dallas women have written on Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing father's details. These are genuine excerpts from the forms. Scary to think these women are breeding ..
1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A was fathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure to the identity of the father of child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same night.
2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party, if this helps.
3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived at a party at 3600 Grand Avenue where I had unprotected sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you manage to track down the father, can you send me his phone number? Thanks.
4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto on one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he had it replaced.
5. I have never had sex with a man. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was immaculate and that he is Christ risen again.
6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country. Please advise.
7. I do not know who the father of my child was, as all blacks look the same to me.
8. Peter Smith is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him, can you ask him what he did with my Alan Jackson CDs?
9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney World; maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.
10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening. If I'd have stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at 146 Miller Drive, mine might have remained unfertilized.
11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all, when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart.[/QUOTE]
Absolutely classics!
Banishment & Chicken Hauling
Alpine Prince:
Yes, many American men have been expatriated, banished, driven out of their native land by cold fat bitchy women with greedy snatching fingers. These ever burgeoning sex starved masses are driven to find new lands where they can escape the sting of post-divorce financial castration at the hands of rabid feminists. I'll will be joining these poor souls within the next 48 hrs in the hopes of forgetting my miserable existance in The Land of Plenty. A few weeks of orgasmic joy should blot out the list of reasons why I should remain in this perpetual rat race.
Sinanju Master:
I agree. Anyone trying to earn a living hauling chickens would be condemned to fucking said chickens or some really rough looking lot lizards at best. AW would rather fuck a starving med student than a truck driver making 100K/yr. It doesn't make much sense but that is just the way things are in this country. If someone wants to save up money to leave this country then haul them chickens by all means but that is all the pink meat that you'll be seeing unless you pay for it.