Sense of humor barriers-)
Yesterday was a funny nite. I'm back to USA for a couple of weeks alone. Witing n a Moscow biyotch.
So yesterday my former neibor took me out.. BTW I cant drive, I have DUI.
We went to Hooters, I was showing to him pics and videos from last week Colombia trip. There was one 50+y dude. The Hooters girl were all over him. But it turned out he is just old client who come often to spens a lot of money... I showed him the videos, the guy got really jelaous. Maybe he will make to Colombia some day, although i doubt.
But the funniest was in another bar. I was talking toi 2 american girls. One was ok looking by lokal standars, although just another ugly *****. But at least she was able do some conversation.. Her friend, her sister was uglier and much nicer as always it happens. After a few conversations, after she said some kinda stupid joke, I was not laughing. She told me "I think we have a barrier in the sense of humor". incredible, of course i understood this ***** lame joke, but its funny they got so much confidence they are too smart. But this ***** does not have even a job, looking for some waitress job. Also even with my fucked up Spanish 4 days ago I had great time with 2 Colombianas, no problemas with humor or anything esle. Only in North AMERICA a stupid ugly ***** tells me about humore etc.. Just another time AW prove they are simply dumb, forget about the looks.
This may very well prove I'm sick
Before a recent trip to Southern California to attend to my late father's affairs, I called up a one-time fuck buddy of his, a 52-year-old married Vietnamese broad, to express my condolences and thank her for helping my dad to enjoy life. After a little talking, it turns out she was gonna be in the same area for a week to help a friend who's dying. She's based in the Midwest and was flying out.
I always heard from my Dad she was a very horny woman married to an American husband with no sex drive at all. My uncle, a real provincial small town type of guy, had said she was ugly as hell.
So, anyway, she wanted to ride with me when I drove to pick up my dad's ashes from the crematorium. And when I saw her through the door, she was slender and had hair all the way down to her knees. And nice jugs. No real flaws, aside from front teeth that were a little chipped maybe.
And she had a crazy laugh.
So as we drove on the freeway to get the ashes, we wandered through the conversation about how she knew my dad, and how they were sexual, etc.
And I say I heard she was very horny. "Oh, I horny 24-7," she said.
"Well, if you need me to help you out," I said, "you just let me know."
So after lunch at a Saigon restaurant, I ended up banging her three times at a Days Inn in El Cajon. I'm 39, and this 52 didn't look bad. Actually, at 5'3" and 110 pounds, she had a better body than any younger woman I've been with recently.
She was all insecure about her husband not wanting to have sex with her. Said anytime I'm in Wichita, I should call her up.
Come Again, For the Very First Time
[QUOTE=Balto1]I have a female friend who just got a divorce.....
3 I then asked why were you not giving him any sex?
Her responce [sic] because he would not do what I told him to do.....[/QUOTE]
There was a recent survey of American Men (Great Male Survey 2009: Ask Men) that had the following findings to the question:
[b]"How satisfied are you with your sex life:"[/b]
Somewhat satisfied; [i]there is room for improvement[/i] 41%
Not at all satisfied because of the quantity of sex 19%
I have no sex life 17%
Not at all satisfied because of the quality of sex 5%
Completely satisfied; I wouldn't change a thing about it 13%
Save you doing the math, 46% are pissed off and 41% are being too polite. That makes 87% who really are not satisfied! Depressing.
I don't think they asked the sensible ones in this brotherhood.
Lo Siento!
Polvo