Got some bad news for you
[QUOTE=Vaquero; 1101767]After a certain age, some women must view fucking new guys as putting city mileage on a car. They want to keep that vagina in mint condition to get the right guy on the lot. They don't want to diminish the blue book value.
[/QUOTE]I have some bad news bud. After a certain age they just don't want to start the car let alone put milage on it.
In my own case my wifes pussy must be but be like a mint Rolls Royce sitting in the garage.
I know its a genuine Rolls because that is the price I paid.
It been sitting in the garage and hasn't turned a fucking mile in nearly 10 years.
Just no intrested.
So. Fuck it I moved camp to South America (Peru) and now get all the pussy I can handle and then some.
Sly
The difference between Guts and Balls.
There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We have all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them.
[QUOTE]In an effort to keep you informed the definitions are listed below:
Guts is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your American wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: Are you still cleaning or are you freaking flying somewhere?
Balls- is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your American wife on the ass and having the balls to say; you are next Chubby.
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically speaking there is no difference in the outcome.
Both result in a swift death![/QUOTE]
I just wish there were some middle ground
While I am certainly not looking to meet a laundry list of AW criteria, I also need more than "simple and loving." In particular,"simple" would be a word where if I saw it, I would eliminate the person. Actually I think what D Cups meant to say was "simple and loving with big tits." Hey, it could be a lot worse!
But now I am in Buenos Aires so if I want a BJ I snap my fingers. There is a lot of inflation here but that increases the desperation and the sex ends up costing about the same.
Spoiled American girl gets a new Lexus f0r her birthday, but cries
I'm not sure if this is a true story, but fun to watch, also shows well some AW traits:
[url]http://www.abum.com/56740/Spoiled-*****-15-year-old-gets-a-Lexus-for-her-birthday-and-cries.html[/url]