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American men are Pussy whipped
Why any guy would pay a woman that looks like this is beyond my comprehension?? Are American men so desperate for pussy??
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The VARIOUS TYPES OF Gringo men of Brazil
saw this classification of american men visiting brazil and thought i'd post it here.
the various types of gringo men of brazil
the young black *****chaser: this guy does not speak much portuguese, perhaps drooled like a baby watching the snoop dawg or jarule video, heard how there is latina pussy to be had for cheap, and jumps on the plane to "do" rio with his posse. he is not the brightest guy on the block, promptly ends up in front of help disco, and thinks the putas who give him love are representative of all brazilian women. very clueless about brazilian racial hierarchies, how his black ass would be treated if he didnīt have gringo status & money, and rarely ventures out of the *****house triangle that is composed of help, his hotel, and the various terma *****houses rep001tered throughout the city. adventurous ones will travel to salvador. does not realize how many *****s in rio have stds nor does he care.
the old retired white guy: these guys are usually found living on the coast of brazil. some had not-so-successful lives in the u.s. and escaped to brazil hoping (praying) to god that young brazilian women will not care about the fact that they are old, fat, and balding. they partake mostly in prostitutes, but many run out of money and resort to preying on tourists and sex tourists to make a living. their portuguese, despite years in-country, is still not very good and they speak it with a lousy accent. some are found running small internet cafes in tourist areas. sooner or later, they find a woman to marry and-or have a child with, if only to secure a permanent visa.
the young struggling teacher: these are younger americans and canadians who come down to brazil for a variety of reasons, enjoy the fact that they are treated "special" by the local brazilians, and decide to live in-country and teach (usually english). they struggle for realis, augmenting their income by giving private lessons. their portuguese is usually pretty good, because they are young and motivated. however, their access to the finer things in life (and yes, money talks here in brazil) is very limited. they typically teach in the north of brazil (anywhere north of sao paulo) because they are utterly ignored in the south, where being a white caucasian holds no value and they are treated like anyone else. these guys enjoy the attention they get being a white gringo in a land of brown people, have likely overstayed their tourist visa, and are working illegally. mostly though, they are here because of the brazilian girls.
the sao paulo business man - ex-pat: these are guys who come to sao paulo on short-business trips, or get transferred to sp by their respective companies. they are typically old, arrogant, fat, and ugly. however, they have money, and this guarantees them a sheltered existence in sao paulo filled with ex-pat gatherings, nice restaurants, and work...lots of work. they like sao paulo because they can frequent the *****houses after a long day of work, but are sad because they canīt exactly pick up a lot of normal women with their limited portuguese skills. prime example: the head of gm, thatīs right general motors, for brazil a few years back. arrived in sao paulo, rented a gigantic house, met a local hooker, and put her up in a rented condo as his love slave until he was transferred of the country. my access to sao paulo gossip comes directly from my brazilian lawyer, who has loads of stories to tell.
the old black *****chaser: these guys are young black *****chasers, but now older and wiser. they now understand the difference between *****s and normal brazilian girls, are enrolled in some type of portuguese class back home, and dream about buying a place in rio or salvador to retire in. they try to expand their interest of brazil into other areas, such as pan-africanism in salvador, capoeira, bossa nova, bahian religious ceremonies, brazilian politics etc to cover the fact that deep down inside, it is their chase for brazilian pussy that drives them.
the mormon - christian missionary: these guys had no idea where brazil was before they were assigned for their missions. the mormon guys are white guys usually from utah, fulfilling their 2 year missions, and are found walking around with white shirts and ties on the streets of cities throughout brazil. their portuguese gets pretty good cuz theyīre always trying to covert people, but they cannot date or have sex for their entire mission. as a result, they become a surly bunch, and find solace in hanging out with each other and drinking orange juice. the christian missionaries have no such barrier, and in the name of god and jesus christ, end up seducing a local brazilian girl. they promptly then marry her so they can pound into her bunda like the rest of the men here.
the young white *****chaser: these guys are american, italian, and german guys in their late 20s or 30s who come chasing girls. they want to seduce the regular brazilian girls, but since they only stay for a few weeks or at most, a month, at a time, and have limited portuguese skills, they end up side by side with the young black *****chaser and the old black *****chaser in the putarias. italians and germans are typically found in the nordeste. americans found in rio and the sudeste. some of these guys, benefitting from their youth, will crack into the regular brazilian girl scene. the losers will promptly marry the first regular girl who shows interested in them and try to take her back home on a fiancee visa.