Here is an idea. Why don't you guys STFU up about foreign currency and get back the topic?
I will start. I have an American friend who comes to where I live quite often and he likes to use Craig's List. Some American woman posted she wanted to meet American men down here, to take her to dinner at nice restaurants.
So my friend writes to her and says, "Honey, why would an American man want to meet an American woman down here, and buy her a steak dinner, when the local women will fuck you bareback for the price of a steak dinner?"
Now THAT was funny.