I had a big laugh reading this!
[QUOTE=Beffen1]Yes, I heard the health authorities ordered them to dig a BIIIIG hole and bury all those stretched out diseased sandals. Also, some of the slipcovers on the couches were condemned. I believe they are going under the old tennis court.
beffen- amateur microbiologist[/QUOTE]
Bring your microscope with you the next time. Who knows what you will find!
Those old sandals and couch slipcovers have seen better times and must be teeming with all sorts of microcultures plus all of that genetic material left behind.