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First of all Oase was a bit dissapointment for me after seeing the some of the others (Artemis, Amnesia, Livig Room, Dolce Vita in Germany; Ying Yang in Holland, Goldentime in Vienna)This club was not the top notch in my league (also the Palace in FRK see my report on that. The both clubs failed in some basics in slow nearly empty days when I was there. It must be terrible on busy days both clubs.
When I enter on a cold afternoon I was coldy greeted by the receptionist. The usual happened paid the 65euro fee, got explained the basics of service where the lockers for the vallets are and told go down and change. I was given two towels. I thought it was the norm in this club. Confused, bit still feeling the stomach pain I tried to find my way down. Opposite to the entrance the bar people were busy there was only one person willing to help me was Louisa (quess what she was willing to help? )She directed me right way down. She also asked me come to her after changing before going someone else.
When I found my locker I just smiled with the size of lockers. Normal size locker has been cut in half and made two. A piece of great design. But these are for primary school students not for adults. I am not a big guy like but in winter I wear some warm cloths and they are thick and take space and what I had was not enough. At the end with a force I managed to close the locker. I put my boots on top of the lockes hoping I find them when I leave. So question was where to have shower. No one showed me around, no signs, no one to help. Someone with towel entered the room has gonet to a corner. Afew seconds later heard the sound of water. Voila.
After having warmish shower (not hot at all, I think It was Mr. Putin’s fault he has been playing with EU over gas supply so no gas no hot water) I went upstairs to find the sauna to get some warm before taking any action. Louisa was just by the door so there was no escape from her. She just jump in front of me with a usual gestures of a shark promising me the paradise. I just needed a warm sauna first. I tried to tell her polity but she didn’t get it. Second I pressed that I just wanted to have a sauna her later. This time she realized I was serious she pointed me for the sauna.
I cannot comment on food bacause it was kept away from clients. The food bar is behind the bar. So It’s served rather than self service. From a distance with a low light girls and the boys are telling the bar maid who is mostly alone behind the bar what they want. When I arrived it was nearly 3PM and there was usual breakfast buffet. I wasn’t feeling to eat anyway but I could sample some stuff at least but this buffet was too far away from me and even from the distance it didn’t look promising. Even my two star hotel breakfast buffet seemed better earlier. The dinner was the same story. Sometime after 5pm. Dinner arrived. It was again served from behind the bar. I think management cuts the corners with the food. Not a good idea. It also occurred to me that people having a dinner in a boarding school. The difference wasthe boys were half and the girls fully naked. So I didn’t like the idea of joining the line get my meal of tha day. I have no idea what it was there. Something good, possibly. Any suggestions?
Let’s come to the main point. The girls. What a dissapointment. After reading countless great reports about this club on this forum. My expaectations were high about the quality of the line up. But I was wrong (Wrong day, wrong month, wrong period, wrong hours or just the ressecion that effects the world or maybe it was just my mood)They were 6-7s mainly, no 8s nor 9s. I ried to get the best from this crowd (I wasn’t expecting my late experiences in Artemis or Dortmund Partytreff but some good time)
Again my sticky Louisa was adamant to have session with me. The other girls raised their eyebrows with content. I already had my mind she wasn’t going to be the first, maybe not at all. I again told her I would maybe see her before I leaeve. She looked me with dissapointment at le me go to the kino for cool down and relax for a while before I make my choice for the first session. I was the only one in the kino and as soon as sat the flow has started. First a MILF German with heavy side arrived politly send her. Second a Romanian cutie with a fake blond hair arrived but no English at all, she could be a third session but not the first.
After Lucia I realised some guys wearing robes instead of those towels which were too big for me and wasn’t feeling warm enough with them. So I went to reception and asked for it. Maybe I should have asked for it when I arrived. It is also duty of the receptionists to offer that option which they didn’t.
The line up was bit better after my session with Louisa. But my time was running short to catch the train back to Frankfurt. I looked around for a final session but no one seemed appealing, even there were some doables around but they were either having dinner or chatting with clients. So it was the time to leave. While I was changing the reception called me a taxi for the station which cost me 8. 50euro but rounded to 10Euro who was a fine guy.
Overall Oase is a big club with some downsides. It must be a wonderful place in summer but Germany isn’t in the Meditarenean. So garden off the limits. I couldn’t see the part athmosphere which I had found in Artemis and Living Room. Food was unreachable. Showers were just warm not hot (this was changing room) first floor and the staem bath showers had only cold water even after running for a long time)Line up was weak. I hope this was due to some reasons or just me had that preception.
Would I want to return to Oase? I don’t think I will. Maybe passby in a summer time while going somewhere else, but not for intentionally.
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Anything else you forgot to add? Not enough ice cubes in your soda? Coffee too hot? Staff forgot to help you put on your slippers? Blue towels are better than the yellow towels offered? Statue replicas were not made of stone. Stairway too narrow. What the hell does Veni Vidi Vici have to do with FKK's.