I guess it wasn't that humorous then.
[QUOTE=Forcharles;1304547]"Gummi" (rubber) in German means "condom".[/QUOTE]My only context with the word "gummi" is from my childhood and those little "Gummi Bears". That's why it made me chuckle. Maybe I am too easily amused.
Also, I think my paragraph was not well-written. The thing I found odd was that she moved my cock directly from her ass to her pussy without changing "gummi" the first time.
I Thought I was in Germany errr Romania
ok, so i made it for one vey long night session at oase last week and it was a wee ripper. but i thought i was in bleeding romania as almost every girl except for 2 or 3 slavs and several maybe german dolls were there. drove the short distance from sausageville and found a quite empty car park. good no tourist buses and bleeding italians. hey i love italians, but they just seem to dent the mood at the fkk's with the broads.
a girl from madrid called jennifer who is clearly from the burbs in romania (i asked her about various well known places in spain to which she could not respond) approached me right away. she seemed happy to see a happy face. so i partook in her adequate services. i say adequate because she is clearly an old pro in terms of the fkk selling and not so much on the actual servicing. much like a new york contractor. anyway, no real damage except one hour of my time and my surreptitious cum on face and tits cost me the total of 160 euros. should have been 150 but i only had 20's and we had a change problem. looks 80/100 performance 55/100 but my 2nd o was a beauty so i should not whine.
anyway i get back to the cinema / kino area and there is a perfect looking tall blonde woman romanian. princess di). early 30s, shortish blonde (fake) hair and porn star body. big nice fake titties. i mean big. she literally ripped my robe off before i could tell her i had not re-showered. so i raced to said shower with blonde in tow. got cleaner than a quick jiffy lube and headed back to the kino for my 1st public sex in well literally weeks. she licked my balls and cock so tenderly that i thought i would cim right away but the little fella was having none of it. so out came gummi and she fucked me gently right on the couch / floor for a good 15 minutes. perfect stuff. but no dfk. no problems i want to cum. i came so gently inside the gummi but it was a good-un (the 3rd always is). then a room opens up. her booked room? . so she drags me into the room and on goes another gummi-bear and this time she rocks up and down rcow, cowgirl, upside down, ballerina, you name it. this went on for over 20 minutes and i am fucking exhausted. she rips off the conny and puts my suffering little fellow in her ample warm mouth and finishes me off poste haste right on the bell of 1 hour. perfect girl, perfect session and she was relaxed and nice with it all. i paid her 160 which was a 10 euro intentional tip. definite repeat. looks 89/100 performance 85/100.
so i have been inside this place for all of exactly 140 minutes of which 1 is looking around. 19 or so is washing and 2 hours fucking. i am pooped so go and wash then head for some water where i am bombarded by quiet, bored romanians. but among the great whites is an absolutely godly looking russian / slovakian (?) girl. wow weee. i optifuck her for a good 4 minutes. really just staring. she smiles. i smile. why ruin it by fucking her. this is the best relationship i will ever have with a woman, just watch her. oh wow. okay i will do her later i say to myself. prance to the whirlpool spa and sit there for a few minutes. would have really loved to have been outside on a summer's day but as it is like 60 degrees out. no bleeding chance. the sharks come to the spa pool. i got all of 3 minutes peace. okay. i go back to my locker and check my loot. go back to the shower area. turn on the taps and sit under for a good 8 minutes then back for some drinks (i think). another hot german. i mean romanian approaches with her ro friend. jasmin and alina. i am honest and tell them i would love to drip cum from their faces but i am totally fucked and will need an hour at least. plus my balls are throbbing a wee bit now.
there i see at the bar area a really nice looking ee tart, not from ro. i suspect russian. tatiana or tanya. i talk for a few minutes and tell her to grab me in exactly 1 hour for another 1 hour sesson and she should bring the slovak girl with her if she can or at least a blonde german. no romanians i say. nuttin against them but i really need some variety.
it is quiet as far as men go as it is still only 7. 30pm or so. the hour or so passes and i just watch the men and women. most doing squat all. i say no to everyone who approaches until tanya and a nice girl verona come to me. this is not the slovak i meant but this girl is clearly not romanian so woo hoo