Lucky Friday the 13th FKK Oase Trip Report
lucky friday the 13th oase tr.
it's hard to believe that it's taken me a year to get back to oase. too much domestic travel this past year and not enough international, i guess.
and when i did make the journey to d-land, for e-ticket rides at fkks, it was always in the winter. so i had avoided my usual haunts of oase and world, figuring that if i couldn't enjoy the outside action i'd might as well check out some other clubs like sharks and mainhattan.
but it was time. i felt the calling. it was in the cool breeze all around me, in the muted clicking of s-bahn wheels on steel tracks, barely audible below the drone of the airplane engines. a faint, vaguely eastern european voice, sort of like the hollywood russian you hear in bad reagan-era movies, but with more guttural tones: "vat is your name? is this your first time here? we go to zimmer, ya?"
it was time to go back to oase.
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as luck would have it, i would be at oase on friday the 13th. not just any friday the 13th, but the last day of one of the biggest messe (trade fairs) of the year. as such, oase was packed full of all sorts of newbies-both customers and providers. i've avoided messe weeks in the past; hotel rooms are much cheaper in town without the messe conventioneers driving up demand. and the fkks are much less crowded. so this would be a first for me in 4 years of fkk'ing.
this time i took a taxi, as i couldn't get a cheap room in town, and decided to stay closer to oase. worked out ok-i didn't need the room much anyway. normally i'd just rent a car and drive myself. after my taxi experience i'll probably go back to renting cars, even if it works out a little more expensive because of the price of gas.
oase was already hopping when i arrived at around 3pm. i was worried that with the messe they'd run out of the small money lockers-one time i got locker 90, last one on the bottom row. turns out that they replaced the whole bank with smaller money lockers, in order to allow for 150+. maybe 180. my locker 98 was right in the middle. even with this allocation for growth, the club did get overly packed by late evening-guys were having to change in the corridor to the right of the reception desk.
as i checked in and paid my 65 eur, answering a confident "nein" when asked if it was my first time, a naked blond chick sitting at the bar smiled and called out to me. this girl, cosmina de ukraine, would come hit me up for a session multiple times that night. not a bad looking chick, would've done in a pinch. but i knew there would be some all-stars out tonight.
i did the usual walkthrough to see how things were going. there was a pretty good crowd in there already; probably a lot of guys took off early from work or messe duty to journey up to oase. i fended off cosmina, met a tiny spinner (amanda de poland) , and hung out with a pale farmer's daughter named analia from bulgaria. i had to ask her to repeat her name a few times. seemed perfekt for her job, no?
there were a ton of new girls. in the bar area, sitting at the tables or standing at the mirrored dividers leading to the stage room, there had to be at least 20 girls just there, most of them unrecognizable. guess i'd have to meet some. i spotted some familiar faces, but fewer than usual.
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amanda de poland.
after a few cola lites i figured i should bust one out before the food came out at 5pm. i smiled at amanda and she came over.
"are you ready now?" she asked, remembering my excuse from last time. i nodded. she smiled."you will like. i have a small pussy. you will see." we ducked into the big room with the stairs leading up to the fuckplatform. i've never been in this room before-maybe it was new? tons of space. not like we needed it-i'm not a big guy and amanda is maybe, what. 4' 11".95 lbs? tiny girl. even tinier once those stripper heels came off.
i just laid down and had her start blowing me. no kissing, no slow caresses, just right down to business. just what i needed. amanda gummied me up and i had her lie down on her back. lubed me and guided me in. whoa. that *is* a small pussy. amazing that it's stayed that way, with the line of work she's in. whatever she does to keep it that way, if she could bottle it up and sell it, she'd make 1000x whatever she's making on her back by pitching her magic vagina restoration process on the oprah channel."i fuck 7 guys each day. beeeeg deeeks too. but my pussy is still very small." i'd love to see ron popiel's infomercial. ok, maybe not.
started a little kissing. amanda responded but wasn't going for the tongue. hmmmm. oh well. i worked it in mish for a while, enjoying myself. got a good rhythm going, had to adjust her angle after i bottomed out.
amanda kept saying, both before and during our session,"you should fuck me in the ass. you would like to fuck me in the ass? it is very good for you. very good for your penis."
i got a little distracted by this pitch. like, am i missing out from some esoteric wellness benefit because i am not getting my recommended daily allowance of anal sex? is there some euro-only doctrine, known only to folks here like the fabled german purity laws for bier, where we are supposed to pop little polish girls in their butts to ensure the health of our cocks? is our country's sex-negative repressed religious right-hindered fda refusing to inform the public of this vital human need, as presumably i am depriving my dick of an essential treatment?
i envisioned a new federal communication program, like the replacement for the food pyramid-the vital sphincter or something like that. i tried to imagine the gs-5 graphic artist's dilemma about how to depict such a thing on a poster, worthy of tacking up in free health clinics and post offices across the country.
it was good that i was distracted, as amanda does have a very small pussy. god that felt good. after flipping her over into doggie i just popped right then and there after a few thrusts, it was so good. kind of embarrassing, as i would've liked to have enjoyed it a bit longer, but wow man, that was nice. and yes, it was very good for my penis. maybe if i did her in the butt my penis would have come out all nice and shiny or something, but i felt pretty good right then anyway.
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we cleaned up and went to go shower. paid her 50 eur and just beelined for the upstairs shower-it was hardly used all night, and the water was always hot. plus there was always a chorus line of girls gingerly stepping across the wet floor to their locker room. i met a bunch of girls this way, including ramona de romania, probably the easiest girl's name to remember, who risked getting her makeup and hair wet by coming in to meet me as i showered. i half-expected her to start soaping me up to seal the deal.
food lineup wasn't too bad, so i had the bargirl load up a plate with a stuffed red bell pepper, rice, and breaded fish nuggets. the bell pepper was a bit chewy, and the outer skin wasn't very digestible, but i ate it up knowing i'd need the vitamin c. hung out at the far end of the bar, almost up to the new white couches, with a straight-line view at the reception counter and also the route to the kino on my right. good location. couldn't case the lockers for the interaction between returning customers, which can tell you whether the girl is a good catch or a shark, but easy to see most places.
i met a bunch of girls after that, a steady stream of new girls coming by to introduce themselves. some seemed doable, others gave off that strong smell of shark-i-tude: desperation. with the messe in town, i'm sure a lot of the girls came in for the hordes of new customers, but it was still early and they'd need to get into the rooms before it got too busy.
ada de romania came by, all sweet and young and fresh. not the look i prefer, a little too artsy bohemian. the kind of girl i'd want to date and discuss proust and kant with, not give 50 eur to get rid of once i splooged in her coochie.
i'd wander over to the kino to see if any of my usual faves were hiding out in there, or maybe to serendipitously run into a new favorite. as i walked over to the kino entrance, i could see in the mirrored wall facing me that one of the romanian girls had peeled off from her clique and was zeroing in on me. if i had a wingman with me i would've called out,"iceman! she's on my 6! she's locked on!" as she vectored onto me in true eastern bloc interceptor fashion. alas, i was on my own in there so she moved in for the kill.
daniela de romania wasn't bad looking-in any other club i probably would've picked her. but at oase on a friday night, with so many other girls to choose from, well. she did have these pale eyes and thin nose that reminded me a lot of this leftist, batshit-crazy former co-worker of mine, the one who would lean over my desk in her tight sweaters whenever she wanted to manipulate some extra help from me. clean this girl up, suit her up in some talbots and sensible heels and she'd be a dead ringer-it would give her that same stuck-up waspy d. a. r. look that just makes you want to bend her over and fuck her in the ass, then pull out and cum in her mouth. nasty shit. this girl would've been up for that. my former coworker probably too, come to think of it. should've worked that a bit.
told her my "i just ate, i have to rest for a while" line and she sort of went for it. yeah, so why are you trolling the kino? i could see in her expression. oh well, baby. daniela also came by several times to hit me up for sessions all night. they must teach this persistence thing in some post-soviet curriculum in schools there, along with the great english skills they get.
i noticed a trend with the girls that was reinforced the next day at mainhattan-lots more tats, both expensive work and / or cheaply done. maybe some girls splurged in germany for their ink whereas some got a cheaper job back home in the village, by a part-time goat herder / tattoo artist. felt like i was in a sacramento biker bar or something like that.
remember, all the girls are totally naked, usually completely shaved, so alles was out there to see, so to speak. so i also noticed a bunch of clit piercings, some with fluorescent balls to glow in the oase club lights. like a beacon to navigate by, i guess. something to home in on.
the club started getting crowded around 8 when the messe guys would ditch their bosses or customers or whatever and hightail it to the fkks, so at times i'd lose my perch at the bar. took to just standing at the mirror next to the new money lockers; it was nice to stand after so many hours sitting on the plane anyway. the bar staff all looked new, including this stocky thai guy who was totally on the ball, no grumbling or snarky attitude. chalk one up to oase management there.
a crew of italians got themselves a bottle of absolut. these dudes knew how to party. they were funny in the downstairs shower, were joking about one of their number wanting a little mano a mano action. one even pretended to smack his dick against his buddy's hairy ass. yet another reason for me to stick to the upstairs shower.
i strolled over to the kino a few times to see what was in there. it was always crowded, usually just with guys hanging out on the couches, sometimes a couple of them would be getting head from various girls. standing in the back i'd get approached each time, always a different girl. they really did pack them in for the messe week, i guess.
on one trip to the kino i got approached by a tiny blond spinner wearing a sequined necktie and nothing else. with her slender frame and nasty look sasha reminded me of porn star kacey jordan, known in the industry and to followers of charlie sheen's exploits as k-puff. if you watch k-puff's body of work you'll see just what part of her body engenders that appellation. so i sneaked a peek down below at sasha's sweet-spot and yes, the resemblance was not limited to just her blond hair and petite frame. quite nice.
but i smelled shark, like there was bloody chum in the water and i was missing my protective cage and chain mail dive suit. pity, it probably would've been nice. and i'm sure for at least some part of a 30-minute session i'd be exclaiming "winning!" too.
on another trip to the kino i got approached by another blond spinner, younger and much better vibe. diana had bleached blond hair but her features pegged her as a brunette. kind of like those blond j-girls you see in kabuikicho. a better pick, but i still wasn't ready just yet.
girls all night complained how warm it was in the club, but it was just perfect-made standing by the lockers bearable given the cold air that would come in from the reception. i'd switch to the bench just to the left of the entrance door for a change of pace-usually this is the stalking spot of the girls whose game it is to pounce on newcomers, but tonight it was open. good vantage point.
from time to time i'd see girls through the crowd, some that i thought worth going after, some that wouldn't be worth it. i saw judith de hungary from a distance, looking a bit older now but still sleek and toned. word must be out on her gfe nature as i didn't really see her otherwise all night.
i finally saw sunny show up, the blond valkyrie with lindsay lohan's face and barbie the doll's body, amped-up tits and impossibly-long legs. she'd stand at her usual spot near the mirrored dividers at the edge of the bar area, playing with the braid in her hair. felt relieved after that-i hadn't seen many of the regulars all night. didn't seem right without sunny there. also ran into linda de greece and i think that was samantha de germany as well. gabriella came by to sit with a german dude sitting next to me on the entry bench, i caught part of their conversation auf deutsch. i think her new bolt-ons look pretty good-not overly large and still in proportion to her small frame.
one girl i'd see passing by was incredibly fresh and beautiful-she stuck out from the rest. not just because she was a head taller than most of them, but just because she was so pretty. rare like a black swan, but elegant and pretty like a white swan. i vowed to find her somehow.
i sat in the back of the couch area for a while, relaxing. analia came by and looked at me, then sat down without saying a word, pouting. an odd understanding, there. we didn't speak to each other at all. izzy came by and sat in the couch next to us, and they struck up a conversation in rapid bulgarian. amazing country, bulgaria, that gives us dark exotic beauties like izzy with her bollywood actress looks and analia who is pale like a cornfed girl from iowa. analia kicked off her heels and put her feet up on the couch, basically spreading her crotch for all to see in front of us. wondered if i should switch seats to face the other way. i played it cool. the chubby bulgarian chick who i never asked her name came by and they started smoking, so i bailed.
it started getting really crowded as the evening went by. i got some more food; this time roasted chicken thigh / leg pieces, carrots, and that great german bread. hung out at the back tables overlooking the jacuzzi and watched the news. talked to sandra de romania for a while. very friendly, great attitude, pretty face, but too big a girl for me.
you'd see a lot of other guys taking up the big amazons though. it was great to see some 5'-if-he-poofs-his-hair guy following this big wnba amazon chick off to a room. one guy i'd see holding court was this really short but really buffed german guy. kind of guy you wouldn't want to meet in a fight because you know they'd be pretty scrappy. that dude was quite a character. one time i saw him pole dancing with a girl on the stage. another time he was leading one of the amazons off to the back fuckrooms as i showered and he banged on the glass to get my attention, squeezing her tits and flashing me a thumbs up with the other hand. totally fun.
while hanging out waiting for someone great to show up i checked out the kino again. the porn was just so-so-that "party hardcore" series where the male stripper gets sucked off by supposedly civilian horny bachelorette party girls. the wait for rooms was so long that some guys were just doing their sessions in the kino. one guy on the front left couch had diana, the little blond rom. girl, riding him cowgirl. as the guy on the video went into a conga line she got into a real rhythm, arching her back like a jockey as her butt smacked down on the guy's cock. bamm bamm bamm. the 17 or so of us guys in the room just watched. one bald guy craned his head for a better look. meanwhile, the guy in the front right sofa finished in his girl's mouth. diana kept riding. finally, once she finished, it was almost anticlimactic. no applause? at least there was no wagering.
it was getting late and i was getting discouraged. rooms were all busy and there was lines of waiting couples in each set of room corridors. i told myself not to settle; to hold out for someone worth doing. to be honest, there were probably 10 to 15 girls out of the probable 70 there that i'd do in a heartbeat, but i wanted the top 1. as a member of the other 99% i was going to go occupy me some fine ass pussy.
i started looking for tara de bulgaria, the pretty short-haired michelle pfeiffer looking girl who met me at the end of the bar earlier. despite her extremely good looks she was also quite friendly, accepting my brushoff at the time with a chuckle and a dazzling smile.
it was tough looking for the right girl with so many in the rooms. like hunting for gazelles. do i roam the jacuzzi area and fuckroom corridors, scouting for that elusive game or do i stakeout a spot near a major trail?
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marie de germany.
i finally corralled my white swan as she walked back from a shower, snagging her with a touch on the arm as i hung out by the bar. creepy stalker shit i know, but desperate times call for disparate measures. marie de germany ("yes i know, i have a french name but i'm really german") is a perfect 10 in my book. almost a head taller than me in those heels, a bit of a departure from my usual spinners. blond with perfect blue eyes, like a younger, thinner, leaner, hotter heather graham. pure and pretty and fresh, with no baggage to weigh her down. at least yet.
we got to know each other while waiting for one of the rooms by the jacuzzi. marie spoke excellent english and being able to have an intelligent conversation just made her seem hotter. turns out she's been around, having worked in zurich, vienna, and other places. quite a tour for such a young innocent looking thing.
when our room opened up we spread out our towels and started with some light kissing-i could tell she wasn't into it though. no dfk. blowjob was a little fast but without any handy-work, which gave the session a good start. marie got a little starfishlike midway through-i guess it was a long night for her and all, and i suppose i'm not george clooney. but in the end she was quite a decent performer. i knew i wouldn't be able to top this one for the rest of the night. quite worth the 50 eur.
i hung out for another hour, thinking that a little rest would help. but with the a-team girls all either in the rooms or paired up waiting for rooms, i knew i'd have to wait a long time until the one or two remaining would get freed up. so i bailed and went outside for a taxi.
the parking lot guy was pretty cool, spoke great english, and exhibited a confident, ex-cop kind of presence that made hanging out in the cold waiting for a cab comfortable. a cab pulled up with 3 customers, and the parking lot guy gave the driver a voucher to redeem at the reception for his finders' fee. an empty cab pulled up and this dude pounced on it like i wasn't first in line. the driver looked at me-"where are you going?" and then asked the asshole line jumper. he wanted to go to downtown frankfurt, a 40+ eur fare, whereas i just wanted a quick local trip. he told the other guy to hop in and before i could raise some shit (although having seen oase security in action several times i know better than to raise too much shit) they were backing up the oase driveway. so 2 assholes, the line jumper and that taxi driver. the parking lot guy shook his head with a wry look and said,"not to worry, another taxi will come soon." nice guy. i'm sure he's had to crack some heads with that maglite he's holding though.
when the next taxi came i just got in. i knew the parking lot guy wasn't going to help the taxi driver kick me out of that cab. 2 more dudes came out looking to go to the frankfurt main train station. so the taxi driver told these two, who turned out to be cool americans i'll call dallas and atlanta, to pile in with me. i figured he'd drop me off first and then they'd just have to pay the fare from my hotel to their final destination.
but the driver took all of us all the way back to ffm hbf. i was kind of distracted swapping monger stories with dallas and atlanta that i didn't figure it out until we were on the a5 and zipping past my exit. he made those guys pay the full 43 eur for their ride back, then tried to pull some inflated flat-rate bullshit on me for the ride back north to my hotel. nacht preis my ass, old man. i told him i'd pay just what i had paid to get to oase, which was probably a little over anyway given the route my inbound taxi took. when we got to my hotel he gave it one last half-hearted try but caved in and gave me the change i asked for.
summary.
even with the crowds, the wait for rooms, the icky locker room, and shitty taxi drivers oase is still the number one fkk for me. ohhhh-ahhhhhh-zahhhh.
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food.
the food at oase surprised me this time. i usually have very low expectations for non-bbq days at oase, but this time there was food put out at 5, 7, and 11pm, including:
* stuffed red bell peppers with ground pork.
* fish sticks (actually nuggets)
* boiled potatoes and rice.
* bread basket.
the 11pm setting had:
* wurst.
* potato salad.
* roasted chicken thigh / legs.
* carrots with some broccoli / cauliflower.
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usual girls.
a lot of oase's main crew were in attendance. i didn't session with any of them this time, even just to reconnect.
lucia de "italy". a poster earlier said that she's now looking like she's passed her "best by date." love that analogy. he hit that nail on the head exactly. she never goes after me though-i must not have that newbie look anymore.
sunny de germany. tall barbie that looks like nicole simpson or lindsey lohan. scorpion tat on stomach. plays with a braid of her blond hair. the legend.
linda de greece. friendly greek girl. smiles a lot.
luisa de spain. she hasn't aged a bit it seems.
izzy de bulgaria. izzy's gained a few pounds but still looks great. i don't dig her new shorter haircut though. i liked it better (more exotic?) nice and long.
judith de hungary. judith is always great for a gfe but she was quite busy throughout the night. i think i saw her for just a fleeting glance once and then she must've been in the room thereafter.
gabriella de venezuela. her new bolt-ons are actually quite tasteful, i thought. she could've gone out and tacked on some fireballs like sunny, but she chose wisely and just amped things up a bit.
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missing girls.
a bunch of my old faves weren't there. i know a lot of girls have moved on, but some were basically fixtures at oase, and i know they should've been there.
krina de romanina. where was my cute sweet kissing bandit krina? major bummer with her not in the haus.
maria de romania. while i haven't sessioned with maria for a long time, i missed hanging out with her and her saucy banter.
steffi de russia. would've been nice to at least enjoyed steffi's incredible supermodel eye candy. one of the prettiest for-hire girls i've ever seen.
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new girls i met.
cosmina de ukraine. i kept calling her "cosmolina" which pissed her off. honestly didn't mean to, i just kept getting her name wrong. she still kept coming over to hit me up for a session though.
*amanda de poland. kind of a scrawny christina ricci. eyes get a little wrinkly when she smiles so maybe a bit older than the 23 she told me. maybe it was 33 and i wasn't hearing correctly. but yes, she *is* telling the truth when she brags about her small pussy.
analia de bulgaria. pale, kind of a farmers daughter look. amazing that such a spectrum of girls come from bulgaria (like izzy's bollywood starlet look). i didn't ask if she did anal. i'm sure she does. truth in advertising.
ramona de rom. peeked in on me while i cleaned off from my amanda session in the upstairs shower. almost got her wet. with the shower spray-get your mind out of the gutter, dude.
ada de rom. sweet girl with a quirky haircut and nice smile. kind of girl you could take to the art museum. but maybe not home to momma.
sasha de rom. blond spinner reminded me of k-puff. started thinking of her as sasha the shark. wore a silver necktie-i told her "you're all business, huh?"
diana de rom. bleached blonde, nice athletic spinner frame. watched her ride a dude in the kino like a jockey at the kentucky derby. good thing she didn't whip out a riding crop.
daniela de rom. followed me to the kino and hit me up for a session at least 5 more times this night.
sandra de rom. pretty face, great personality. but a little big for me. talked about her time in ireland.
yenka de rom. short blond hair. fun girl.
adela de rom. looks like she could be from spain or latin america-nice cheekbones like eva mendes. but really romanian. lots of fans.
roxana de moldavia. curly blond hair. can't remember what she looked like though.
katya de rom. looks kind of like linda de greece. hit me up for a double with yenka.
adriana de rom. eyeglasses, tat on back with initials amidst flowers, tiger paw tats on butt cheeks. sat for a while together, good attitude, fun sense of humor.
* marie de germany. tremendously pretty and fresh. like a young, thinner, taller heather graham. huge pretty eyes. great english. worked in zurich and vienna too. for a young sweet girl she's been around though.
tara de bulg. ex-world. reminded me of michelle pfeiffer with striking eyes and short auburn hair. great attitude too. missed out on this one.
krista de rom. hit me up in the kino but i was too tired to really get a good look at her.
deborah de? remembered the name but totally forgot who this girl was or what she looked like.
Buy 5 pass's, get one free
Oase is now running their winter special on pass's, buy 5 get 6 (one free). Knocks the admission down to 54 euro's. I asked the front desk, these pass's won't expire. 325 euro's for 6 pass's.