Solstice. Or the last of the summer wine?
OK, as promised here's a report on my trip to Oase. Actually a day past the solstice but near enough. So. Friday afternoon. Lobbed up about 1. 30, taking the S5 to Bad Homburg as advised. Sure enough there was a taxi waiting. But someone else nabbed it. Only a few minutes until another turned up, driven by a mad tailgating Turkish guy.
First impressions on arriving at the club: first up. I know this has been said before, but the imagination does not do justice to the experience of walking into the club and seeing attractive naked women everywhere. Fantastic! The club itself is rather nicer than I'd been expecting. Granted regular linen changes in the rooms would be a big improvement but overall it's in good condition and as tastefully done as you can expect a building in the over-the-top opulent bordello style (if there is such a thing) to be. The rooms themselves, linen aside, are good. Lots of mirrors and large comfortable beds. One had couches but the other two I was in had a raised platform which essentially was the bed. I'd expected huge numbers of girls and men but really it wasn't that crowded on either count. Hard to be sure because only a proportion of the available girls are on view at any one time but my guess is fewer than 40 girls present, although the numbers (both sexes) were rising when I left at 6. And 40 naked women is still a lot of flesh.
Popped half a bluey (double my usual dose) and sallied forth to view the scene and start looking for company. I really wasn't hassled all that much by girls throughout my stay. One girl (Samara?) whose looks and approach weren't really to my taste, came and sat with me for a while after my first session and perhaps could have taken no for an answer a little quicker, but on the whole it was almost a matter of having to go after them rather than the other way round.
1. Marie. I was walking through the area near the spa when Marie came and spoke to me. Stunning tall blonde 21 year old German girl. I'd had it in my head that I'd start with a girl who offered anal, but faced with the lovely Marie that plan went out the window quicksmart. I think I've read a reference to her as the ice maiden. That wasn't my impression. Spent an hour with her, started with prolonged gentle mutual caressing followed by a high quality CBJ, then excellent sex in various positions; finally back to the CBJ to finish. I'd said at the start that it would be an hour's session. Could have finished within the half hour; as it was I was done by the 35 minute mark. Have to confess that conversation faltered until finally we found a topic in common (the European financial crisis, with specific reference to the relationship between Germany and Greece) and the remaining 25 minutes flew by. (we did move on to other subjects I promise)
Face: 10
Body: 10. She's flawless. For the rest of my time at Oase, whenever I saw her I couldn't help thinking. Wow! I've had sex with that girl! Tall, slender, toned, pert natural breasts. Not that large but beautifully formed.
CBJ:8.
Sex:8.
Regrets: none.
Would I repeat: Yes (although see below)
2. Had a beer in the sun to recover. Approached by? Samara but fended her off. Thought I'd go an look at who was at the lockers but didn't quite make it because I ran into Hungarian Maria (who as it turns out was in fact heading away from the lockers as she had just finished a session). Had been thinking of going for a threesome so I asked her if she had a friend. After a bit of a search she produced Hungarian Betty.
Maria:? Early 20s, I forgot to ask. No English to speak of. Dark, short, sexy. Very attractive girl. Nice natural tits (actually all of the girls I went with were unenhanced, I find the silicone quite offputting)
Face:9.
Body: 9.
CBJ:8.
Sex 8. Again, various positions swapping between the girls but finished in missionary with Maria. She was doing the usual fake moans but I found myself concerned I might be hurting her as I hurried to a finish which surprised me (long time since I came twice in one day). Probably not though.
Betty: 30 year old blonde with good English. Not bad looking. Lovely silky skin. The combination worked well because she could do the communicating.
Face: 7.
Body: 7.
CBJ:8.
Sex: 8.
For the pair. Regrets: none.
Would I repeat: probably with Maria, not sure if I'd bother with the threesome again. Maybe though.
This was all over in 20 minutes. Didn't find much to chat about so happily called it a day at that.
At this point I was thinking I was probably done. Had another beer, watched a couple of naked guys playing table tennis. Had a swim (nice pool).
Then I thought. What the heck. Again headed towards the lockers and again didn't make it because I was baled up by Yasmine. Was in two minds but anal was very much on offer so I thought I'd give it a go, with the proviso that I could get it up in the first place.
Yasmine: 26 year old Romanian (I guess it would have been rude to leave Oase without banging a Romanian)
Very tall, slender, quite nice natural tits, not bad looking overall. She pulled out a butt plug and offered to stick a digit up me. Got the strong impression she quite favours the back door, particularly given what happened during straight sex.
So. She somehow got a condom on my inert member and commenced a CBJ fit to wake the dead. Incredible tongue fluttering technique. Up and ready to go before I knew it. Wanted to go straight to anal but I preferred to have straight sex first. Quickly on to anal, in various positions. Now, I know a lot of people like this but on my third attempt (once ages ago with a girlfriend, then previously with an escort in London) I found that it just didn't work for me. Clearly not my thing. Had been the same with the girl in London but I'd thought maybe that was a one-off; clearly not. No worries I thought, and asked for a change of condom and straight sex. Well. It was extraordinary. She literally just lay there, doing nothing at all. The odd thing was that she had been really very active during the anal. I baled out before the half hour mark.
Face: 7
Body:8
CBJ: 10.
Anal. Don't think I can rate this as it's evidently just not my thing. Enthusiastic though.
Straight sex: 0. Nought. Zero. Nul points. Go back to prostitute school and do f*ing 101 all over again.
Regrets: I had a few. Actually, no. It was still an interesting experience. Worth doing once.
Would I repeat: not likely. But if anal is your thing, this could be the girl for you.
So all up 4 girls. 100 for Marie. 50 each for the Hungarians. 150 for Yasmine. Doesn't seem like a fair distribution of wealth relative to effort but that's the market for you.
Sexually a remarkable experience. Sex with twice as many women as I'd had in a day previously, including Marie, who's probably the most attractive woman I'll ever screw in my life.
But. I think that may be it for me and mongering (hence the alternate title of this piece). I started 5 years ago and, while I'm nothing like as experienced as most of the contributors here, I've punted on 3 continents, in 5 countries all up Mostly 1-3 times / year when an opportunity presents. There's no doubt that the FKK experience beat everything before it into a cocked hat (to coin a phrase). But I'm starting to feel like I've been there, done that. And. For me at least. The difference between mongering and sex with a partner / spouse is stark and becoming more apparent the more familiar I become with the commercial variety (and particularly as the prolonged rocky patch in the relationship that opened the door to mongering has mysteriously gone away, so all is apples at home). When you add the worry about getting caught the balance sheet, for me at least, isn't on the side of mongering any more. Of course it's quite possible I'll change my mind about that one day. Particularly if I'm in striking distance of a good FKK again. But for now, that's all folks!