Emperor Sauna Review + Darlings visit.
Emperor Sauna Review (Okay, but only okay).
Well, after all the reviews of Emperor Sauna on the Macau board and the fact I happened to be in the area, literally, I decided to not go to my favourite, reasonable priced place known as Supreme Sauna at the Fortuna Hotel and went to Emperor as a poster mentioned to check out the line-up parade in the shower areas. Well here is the lowdown on this place.
First, I always go a'la carte to these places so I can get my choice. It is a little cheaper if you buy a ticket in Hong Kong as the ferry is included, but I like to simply be free and make choices right on the spot. This time, I did what many here have done when arriving to Macau. I decided to check out Darlings for the first time. BOY! Are there pretty girls in there. But the place is expensive, charging ~$1400 for 1 hour, but they had a huge array of pretty girls. It only reminded me of Thailand and how much cheaper it is there for the same pretty girls. The papasan was real nice and I asked him a load of questions. The Korean and Japanese girls were not there, but were coming in at around 3:30pm. I was there around 12:30. He charges $1500 for the Japanese and Korean. For 2 girls, he asked his manager and gave me a rate of, get this, $2460, but only for Thai or Mongolian. That's pretty high. However, it is worth it if you want the service Darlings is known to have. By the way, they are on the 3rd floor and you have to take the elevator to get there. Naturally, I got lost in that building. The second entrance has another massage center way inside.
Onwards to Emperor and when I get there, I was impressed at the beginning. It really started out good, but then went downhill. So the good news first. A poster mentioned how embarrassed one could be getting a wash in the pool area and having a stiff one where all the guys are. Well, the girls sit you down on a stool where your ass and prick is out in the open and they wash you all over and jack you off, but not to cum. You will get real stiff. When I was leaving the place, the entire line up, 6 stools in all, were loaded with Chinese men. The cost is $88 per wash. That is a good deal. On the other side they have wash tables, but that costs more ($158 was what the girl I had tell me in broken English).
After my wash, I used all the fascilities, the hot steam room, the 10C pool and the warm pool (about 38C). I avoided the hot pool (40C). After, I got my robe and shorts and headed inside to the sitdown area. The usual asking for a foot massage, drinks, facial, etc. I took the ear massage from an older looking woman and that is where it started to go downhill a little. Rather than focus on my ear, she was more concerned about talking to her girlfriends. Still, it wasn't bad, but I had a much better ear massage at Supreme. $88 at Emperor.
I always seem to be told there is "no food" at these places when there are these menues listing all sorts of food. Then I see blokes eating the food. The manager came over to me when I insisted and asked in English "May I help you" and I told him I wanted some food. It took a while to understand, but he told me there was Fried Noodles and Soup only. So I had both. It wasn't bad. I was given a fork and asked for "fai-chi" (chopsticks). That impressed the girls in the area.
Next was what the staff calls "show-time"! This is the main event I was waiting for. All the girls comeout and line up in the shower area. Some men in the pool, I sat at poolside with 3 other Asian men. There was only one caucasion, not including myself, but I managed to fit in with the Asians as "we" were all looking at this guy try and negotiate a price lower. As usual, I was last and the girls I wanted were very cute, but there was nothing there that was model category. And as usual, I ended up, by accident, picking the Viets. $1304 for one, $2000 for two. That's pricey when it's $735 for two an Hua Vu.
Back I ate my noodles and the girls asked me if I knew what chopsticks were in Chinese. I sais "fai-chi" and they all giggles. I tried to teach them Japanese with "Ha-shi" and they did their best. Time for me to see my two girls from showtime. I reverified the price at $2K and they were pretty darn happy I gave 2 girls business at once. Inside the small room is a cute low bed and a seperate table shower area. This certainly could be interesting with real nasty girls. The girls I had spoke zero English, zero Japanese, zero Chinese. So they did their best. The washdown was okay, but mechanical. One of the two girls obviously didn't want to be there. AHH!
At sex time, she kept saying "no" everytime I tried to rub her clit and make it hard. The other one certainly didn't mind it, however. So I was 50-50 on this and 2-0 getting Viet girls in which one of the two doesn't want sex the way I paid for it. Next time in Macau, I want Chinese or be given Korean or Japanese. So it ended up with me having "Miss No" jack me off and that was it.
So Emperor was not worth the price. It certainly could be interesting or better, but I'm going back to Supreme to see if they can match the terrific and better priced service I had there. Emperor Sauna is only 50% Gyaos approved. Enjoy!