Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

Hello Guys! It's been 5 years since my last confession..at least in Thailand. I just got back from Bangkok and I gotta say that after the Motor Show, Poseidon, Utopia, and Sherbet, I am totally digging Thai girls!!Last time in thailand I didn't have a good time, because I went by myself.First off, I'm American-Chinese and this time I went with my Thai friends.First up was Poseidon, arrived at around 4pm, took elevator up to the fish bowl. A papa-san explained that the girls on the left were 2000, middle 2200, right 2400. My friend asked the papa-san if any of the girls did anal, but he didn't know and that waz something you had to ask the girls, he said.We didn't see anything nice , so we went upstairs to check out the Models. Some really hot stunners, starting from 2900 ~ . Mama-san was very nice and knowledgeable. My friend found a girl, but I didn't yet. The mama-san held the girl, while we went back to the fishbowl. Found some new girls in the tank and chose a really petite girl #233 "Min" (not the spelling, but the sound). She was about 150cm tall, B-cup, slim, neatly trimmed and tight. A real doll. I don't recommend her if you're big. She was 2000baht for 2 hours. My frriend got his model girl for 4500.While waiting for the tub to fill, we had some small talk, a little massage, some groping. In the bath, cleaned up, but no BJ or body slide. Back to the bed, I asked if it was ok to eat her out, and she was ok . Pube hair was short and bristly, but the pussy so sweet and soft. Finish that, I laid back and let her give me a BBBJ. Ready for sex, I asked her to use one of my condoms, she said OK. The condom I had were super thin, but they were supertight unfortunately. So my dick was hurting til the next day. Had sex in various positions, finished with her on top, small ass so I could cup them. I liked that she didn't make those loud fake humping noises. She was more like a girl from a Japanese porno, soft whimpering. Still had 30 mins left, I asked for a massage again, but she wasn't very good. I wanted to sleep and she slept next to me, like GFE. I didn't tip her.My friend's girl was awesome, sorry no name or number, but she's in the binder. Big firm boobs, tall, and great conversationalist. But my fthai friend only got a covered BJWell that's part I, next will be about utopia

[QUOTE=NicFrenchy]Yes, that is exactly what I am after, Erection is not a problem for me or the only trouble could be that I get too much of them LOLYes, I agree with that, I exercise Daily and the impact on sex is terrific![/QUOTE]The other herbs (besides Horny goat weed) included were:tribulus terrestris fruitEpimedium sagittatum leafLirosma Ovata rootPanax GinsengGuaranaI'll leave others to look up on web what these are supposed to do for you.

[QUOTE=Dlite_me] My frriend got his model girl for 4500.(...) But my fthai friend only got a covered BJWell that's part I, next will be about utopia[/QUOTE]Shitty services for 4500 baths. Damn that sux.Is that common for high end girls to give shitty services at Poseidon?

A lot of updates to the Google Maps Page:[url=http://maps.google.com.au/maps/ms?hl=en&gl=au&ie=UTF8&oe=UTF8&msa=0&msid=112522687346612693021.00044836624e9b986acc9&ll=13.739854,100.561563&spn=0.006889,0.007564&z=17]Sukhumvit Fun MPs and others[/url]Over 10,000 views in under a month! :) Couldn't have been just the updates happening LOL.The word "Fun" here means "funny business" or having a sexual connotation. I cannot be bothered to list straight massage places, and am relucatant to include anywhere with less than BJ available (so these are not meant to be just rub 'n tug joints). This means that some places may need to be struck off the list if they are not "fun" at all.Later will check for ISG reports indicating that someone actually had fun there.Attempted to give stars up to 3 stars indicating level of popularity. A wild guess that will need adjustment later. *** = Extremely popular** = very popular* = popularno stars = indifferent or unknown popularity Now includes translation of Rakuraku and GDiary websites from Japanese to English.Generally includes web sites, phone, hours, address, shop appearance. But we don't guarantee how good any place or girl is. Read Giottos Guide and the ISG Forum for that.Here are some important lists of massage places form Rakuraku and GDiary. Some of these are not on the map.If ISG members feel strongly that a particular MP is a really a "fun" place, then please include a report on the place in Bangkok Massage thread, or ref to pre-existing report, and describe location in enough detail to place on map at least approximately, and give full run down of services experienced (specify the sexual part explicitly).GDiary 1:[url]http://translate.google.com/translate?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.gdiary.com%2FSearchBusinessType.cfm%3FBusinessTypeID%3D5%26Member%3DYes&langpair=ja%7Cen&hl=en&ie=UTF-8[/url]GDiary 2:[url]http://209.85.135.104/translate_c?hl=en&langpair=ja%7Cen&u=http://www.gdiary.com/SearchBusinessType.cfm%3FBusinessTypeID%3D5%26Member%3DNo[/url]Rakuraku:[url]http://209.85.135.104/translate_c?hl=en&langpair=ja%7Cen&u=http://www.raku2.tv/Massage.php[/url]This is intended to replace the Bangkok Reference List of MPs which I previously put out. It will not be maintained.The Soapies Map attached is not quite complete, and will be more interest to the Soapy freaks like Soapy Mick (myself) when we want to ring up and make a booking.

Two days later, my friend and I hit Utopia. On the ground floor is the fish tank, when we got there (about 4:00) there were only 10 inside and about 5 sitting outside to the left of the fish bowl. It was 2000 for fishbowl girls and 2400 for the ones outside. We went upstairs to look at the more expensive girls, around 7 with prices from 2900 ~ . But none were pretty, nor looked friendly. The papa-san we had was really cool. He was pretty honest, the 2000baht girls were better than the expensive ones. Pickings were quite slim, we waited about 15min when the cutest girl returned to the fish bowl. I chose her immediately, less some other guy picked her. Her name sounded like "Song", sorry no number. She was about 160cm, petite, with perky bcups, shaved with a tuft hair above her pussy, and a nice arse. This girl was cuter than my Poseidon girl and gave much better service. "Song" gave me a BBBJ in the tub and bed. She did a body glide/slide in the tub. More forplay from her in the bed, like GFE. But I couldn't eat her because she lubed up right after we got out of the tub. Great sex, but she did some of that fake groaning. Great arse for doggy and cowgirl. Much better massageOnly bad part, my fault, some strands of her hair got caught in my mouth. When I was coming with her on top, she suddenly jerked her head up. So I pulled out some hair. I felt bad, so I tipped her when we finished.My friend chose another girl from the tank, but he said she was horrible and he didn't get a BBBJ.On friday, went back to Poseidon with 2 Thai friends. We got there at 10pm and there were a few girls in the fish tank and no girls upstairs and lots of guys waiting around. My friends chose model girls after they came back to the lounge. They paid 4500 each. I didn't partake because I was tapped and drained. They said the girls were good.Recap, best time to go to these places is between 4 - 6. That's what my friend and one of the papa-sans told me. I was able to get BBBJ at both places, but my Thai friends only got covered BJ. Don't know why it was like that. Plenty of white, Koreans, chinese, Japanese, Thais, and others at Poseidon. Not so much at Utopia

[QUOTE=Mick Licker]The other herbs (besides Horny goat weed) included were:tribulus terrestris fruitEpimedium sagittatum leafLirosma Ovata rootPanax GinsengGuaranaI'll leave others to look up on web what these are supposed to do for you.[/QUOTE]Try Semenax (but there is also one called semenex, don't know any reports on that one) and / or ogoplex

[QUOTE=Escort Fan]Shitty services for 4500 baths. Damn that sux.Is that common for high end girls to give shitty services at Poseidon?[/QUOTE]My thai friend said he didn't mind the covered BJ. He really enjoyed everything else, the bath, the talking, the massage, and of course the sex

[QUOTE=Dlite_me]Two days later, my friend and I hit Utopia. It was 2000 for fishbowl girls and 2400 for the ones outside. We went upstairs to look at the more expensive girls, around 7 with prices from 2900 ~ . Plenty of white, Koreans, chinese, Japanese, Thais, and others at Poseidon. Not so much at Utopia[/QUOTE]Lucky you Dlite. Are you Asian?Because you did not get hit with the farang surcharge of 1500B.Maybe because you were with a Thai friend?

[QUOTE=Dlite_me]My thai friend said he didn't mind the covered BJ. He really enjoyed everything else, the bath, the talking, the massage, and of course the sex[/QUOTE]Dlite_me,I think some of us read the post as ONLY a bj and no sex, but I think you meant bj and sex and no body slide. Mick would have had to add a new rating ... NS! That clears that up. AT2

[QUOTE=Dlite_me]On friday, went back to Poseidon with 2 Thai friends. We got there at 10pm and there were a few girls in the fish tank and no girls upstairs and lots of guys waiting around. My friends chose model girls after they came back to the lounge. They paid 4500 each. I didn't partake because I was tapped and drained. They said the girls were good.Recap, best time to go to these places is between 4 - 6. [/QUOTE]This is incredibly important. Its not much use turning up to most soapies after 10PM. All the best girls are gone and may not come out again.Great advice to turn up between 4PM and 6PM. I really try to do this religiously. Then you have time to wait around if the best girls are not yet in the fishbowl or sideline. May go earlier or later if I have a booking.Very early 9AM, its better to go to Star of Light or similar morning bars. Late morning to early afternoon its a better bet to go to an Oily. Late in the night I prefer to look for bar girls or free lancers or sometimes go to soapies/oilies for pre-booked particular girls that I know.

[QUOTE=Carpediemyes]Lucky you Dlite. Are you Asian?Because you did not get hit with the farang surcharge of 1500B.Maybe because you were with a Thai friend?[/QUOTE]Yeah...I'm an ABC..American born Chinese. And yes it really helped I had a thai friendWhile I was taking full advantage of my 2 hours at Poseidon, my thai friend finished a little early and waited for me in the lounge with the fish bowl. He consistently heard 2000/2200/2400 baht being quoted to foreign asian guys and for ThaisMy other thai friend said that the farang surcharge was from 500 - 1000 baht. Sorry but I don't know if that is the going rate, 500 and 1500 baht seem very differentAnd yes to clear it up, my thai friend did have sex at both shops, but he got a covered BJ, while I got the BBBJ in the package. Sorry for the misunderstanding guys.

[QUOTE=Dlite_me]Yeah...I'm an ABC..American born Chinese. And yes it really helped I had a thai friendWhile I was taking full advantage of my 2 hours at Poseidon, my thai friend finished a little early and waited for me in the lounge with the fish bowl. He consistently heard 2000/2200/2400 baht being quoted to foreign asian guys and for ThaisMy other thai friend said that the farang surcharge was from 500 - 1000 baht. Sorry but I don't know if that is the going rate, 500 and 1500 baht seem very differentAnd yes to clear it up, my thai friend did have sex at both shops, but he got a covered BJ, while I got the BBBJ in the package. Sorry for the misunderstanding guys.[/QUOTE]Yes they are consistent. Eastern Orientals like Chinese, Vietnamese, Thai , Laos etc. get the good price, regardless of what Country they come from. Farangs, Indians, and many other types get the expensive price :( weep!So Utopia is highly recommended for East Asians only.At least the girl gets 1K out of the 1500 surcharge for putting up with us Farangs, be it for our "giant" cocks :D or for some other reason. Those with small cocks should rightly feel cheated (by the price hike) ;)Or maybe its because we are uncouth or unclean or something???Don't take me too seriously. I'm just joking around. But unfortunately I am really taken by a couple of girls at this venue, so have to suffer the steep cost when I want to spoil myself. Might switch to private bookings at a later date for better value, then I will need to book a spa room at the Hotel to get the most out of bathing with the girl.

[QUOTE=Dlite_me]My other thai friend said that the farang surcharge was from 500 - 1000 baht. Sorry but I don't know if that is the going rate, 500 and 1500 baht seem very different[/QUOTE]As a personal rule, I have decided to not custom any place that has a Farang surcharge. There are enough great places and very cute girls in Bangkok that offer the same facilities and services as Utopia (for example).Dlite, Thank you for the great reports! I am happy you are enjoying your time in Bangkok, no matter the cost, it's the experience that counts!

There's new photos on the Aviva site.Cher is a very pretty woman.Anyone know her? Might have to stop in there again, soon. ;) [url=http://www.avivabkk.com/]Aviva Site[/url]

How will it be during songkran? Since I guess most girls are countrygirls and goes home to the villages showing of their money.. it get's dull(er) in Bkk during this week? Places close/bad selections?Or is it more party then?