Patmar patrols. Patrol Report Mikedoesbookz wingman 502,4 x4, VM, Mosaico, Malaga
Patrol run 21 h - 02 h local time, Wednesday night.
Picked up Wingman ISG MIKEDOESBOOKZ at cervantes in copa, a checkpoint recommended by ISG ERIC CARTMAN, local to one of best freelancers (PM for deets, blonde petite).
Taxi to centro. Hat tip to Mikedoesbookz, for being BEST PREPARED FIRST DAY IN RIO MONGER EVER in my opinion. Came with all the right gear, cell phone, extra battery for cell phone, cash, willing and able to hit many points, which we did.
First we went to 502. Cover is 25 r. 30 minutes is 140 r. They tried to upsell to suite (250 r), but we avoided that. MIKEDOESBOOKZ chose perola, 18 yo mulatta. 30 minutes.
23 h. Go to 4 x4. Went into the boate, and recce'd the layout: Terraco, Boate, Sauna. No fucking there, just recce.
Go to apt uruguiana, and change over to two local soccer shirts. For 20 r (7 us dollars), the best security one can buy. I also gave MIKEDOESBOOKZ a local brazilian SIM card ("chipee" which costs 5 r at the popular mercado at uruguiana metro. That 25 r (20 r for the shirt, 5 r for the SIM) is the best security one can buy in Rio. Local police # 190. Our plan for any trouble: 1) do not fight, 2) use cell phones to call taxi (app easytaxi), or get in closest taxi, 3) call police. Bros over hos.
Taxi to Pra Bandeira, called with easytaxi. At VM, recc'ed the rancid filth that is VM, but the two joints outside (bar opinao) have better quality for a low price (80 r), then we went to Mosaico. The key to mosaico is that the working girls from zona sul termas (monte carlo, 4 x4, etc) usually live in zona norte, and are real people, and their real friends are brazilians they party with at mosaico on the way home. Their usual schedule is work at terma from 14 h to 24 h, then party at mosaico from 24 h to 5 h, then sleep, then back to work. So, you catch the top girl at a zona sul terma at mosaico from 24 h - 03 h, and you get a 50% discount.
MIKEDOESBOOKZ does a girl in Mosaico, Lua from Isla Governador. 150 r for 30 minutes.
We take taxi from Mosaico to Malaga motel. We get business cards. Motel Malaga is key: 1) Get girls from Mosaico, or VM bars to Malaga, 2) Get freelancers at Malaga (usually less $ if you are savvy enough to session at Malaga, which is really in Zona Norte), 3) can use Malaga as "patrol base", from 20 h to 12 h (pernoite) for 100 r to walk over to Mosaico / VM, and to get girls back to Malaga. We take taxi by aconchega carioca, a great bar with great local food.
MIKEDOESBOOKZ is in Rio for 30 days, ERIC CARTMAN back Sabado, PATMARBELEZA1 conducts patrols and festas with ISG WINGMEN over next few weeks, will try to publish patrol play 24 - 72 hours in advance.
Men (and women who like to fuck other women, please PM me too):
Learn from MIKEDOESBOOKZ:
- came ready to roll.
- came with cell phone, and cell phone charger.
- wore a local soccer shirt (wear the same one as your wingman, can be vasco, flamengo, fluminense, but must be same otherwise, you look like two idiot gringos with opposite team soccer shirts).
- put a local chip in phone ASAP to get both local cell phone, and internet.
Maybe best first day monger of year for Rio, and maybe best wingman I have patrolled with, no IS best wingman I have patrolled with because of just fucking wearing same soccer shirts; vasco is best because best rio girls are vasco, and everyone in zona norte is vasco, but just make a decision and do it.