Some Questions I get asked often
Guys,
Besides the obvious one, "how do you meet all these gorgeous, young women", I often get asked about airlines and where to buy V and C in the Phils. On the first I fly NWA over and in the Phils use either Cebu Pacific and PAL. Excess baggage gets expensive now, may double the ticket cost. I am thinking of leaving one bag at the Hotel in Manila to retrieve upon return. This may not work however as I still need to get the Chmpagnes and gifts for my children down to Cebu. Real champagne is very expensive in the Phils and well worth paying the excess baggage fees.
On the matter of buying viagra or cialis, first and foremost, bring 4-5 tabs with you, unless of course you will not be getting laid during the first week of your journey. In which case the site "living in the Philippines" is where you belong (loaded with old farts seeking a cheap place to live). But, I will assume here that like me, you immensely enjoy sex with beautiful asian women and go to the Philippines to get laid 3-4 times a day, beginning with the night you arrive. And you want to be a "Man of Stell" from Night #1.
DO NOT rely on someone else to purchase V for you. Upon arrival in Manila head over the very next day to Burgos St. Walk around during the day. When filipino hustlers approach you tell them you need viagra (not fake watches, pens, glasses, etc). They will offer a 4 Pack of 100mg V for P1500. Do like I do and "politely" reply "eat shit cocksucker". Then say, "I never pay more than P1000 for five (5) 4 packs of 100mg V (20 tablets). You will get it at this price.
If the guy wants to sell you more tell him you will pay P1000 for seven (7), 4 packs and you will get this or 6, 4 packs at this price, 1000 pesos. I did this just last week with the Kid and my Jen. We had five of these assholes surround us and I told them to "blow me"(the Kid's gf got real nervous; my Jen is used to this when I make street purchases). We got out price immediately and moved out of there quickly to avoid further hassles with these guys. We were there at night but the Kid (NYPD) is bigger then me but I suggest you do this ONLY during daytime.
Most of the Clubs on Burgos St open at 11AM and have discounted drink prices until 9PM. We visited Dimples and Hollywood. We were the only patroms in each place and Dimples had 2 girls dancing that were a 9.2 on looks and a 9.0 and 9.3 on body. I was with my Jen however.
BUY 100% OF YOUR V OR C IN MANILA. This last Trip a Pal told me had 5, 4 packs of V for me and would have it to me upon my arrival. It was not at my Hotel and he said he would send it over. Did not happen. I flew to Davao City and he said he would have it forwarded to me there. This never happened. I had 5 100mg tabs with me but had 4 young, lovely filipinas in Davao City,including the new 19 y/o, Jobeth 20, Rose (huge tits) 22 and Marjorie 23 (lovely rack, hot body). It was literraly a "Fucking Marathon".
I always had one over for the night, ate breakfast together in the Club, back to the room to fuck and then she left for work or home. I then had either Jobeth drop by between classes to blow me,fuck me and return to school, or Marjorie would drop over to blow/fuck me as she lived 15 minutes from MP. I arrived at 5PM Friday and by Tues. morning I was out of V. Rose was with me as it was her day off. She fucked me great after breakfast but I was not "up to the matter" afterwards. Fortunately, The Wine Pairing Dinner in the elegant 4th Floor Restaurant (fabulous; consider attending as it is very reasonably priced) was that night.We had a huge, six course dinner with four different wines and at 10PM headed upstairs to relax and watch movies.
Rose was very upset the next morning when T Rex was not his usual giant self. She blew me until I was finally erect (but nothing like with V) and fucked me. She left for work. Jobeth came by looking hot but all we did was talk (I have to "kill" the guy in Manila who said "I have y V, do not buy any"). She left and I called GE. He had none! What the fuck!!!!!!!!!!!. Gave me his prescription for cialis and I went out that evening. First, Rose Pharmacy closed at 9PM. I went to Mercury Drug, waited in a long line and when I get there the pharmacist inspects the "script" like it was an ancient egyptian hieroglyphic. Finally, he scratches his head and says "okay".
He then comes up with the price per pill, 759pesos ($16US). Holy Ass Fucking! Over twice what you pay in the US and 10 times more than in Makati. I say give me two pills (1,518 pesos; $36). He goes in the back for ten minutes as I wonder if he decided to "go on break" now. When he returns he states, "sorry we are out of stocks". No viagra or cialis! What kind of shit is this??? Who ever heard of a pharmacy with no V or C? Answer is that at P759/tab there is little call for it.
I was pissed off and in rough shape after this. Friday afternoon I flew to Cebu. I had to be here and I knew how to buy V here easily (or so I thought). I passed on the hustlers selling it at Fuente Osmena as I bought from them a year earlier and it was fake and useless. I went to Silver Dollar where I knew I could buy the real thing. I got there at 7PM. New bartender told me he knew nothing about (what the fuck?) this and that the owners (Chris/John) would be there by 9PM. I hang around until 9:30PM getting sick from the smoke from all the old farts making sure they die soon by smoking away. As I leave I literally run into Chris as I opn the door.
Chris quickly gets me four (4), 4 packs of V for P3000 ($62.50); expensive but I had lovely Marina coming over that night so I was in no position to complain. When I got to Makati the first thing I did was hook up with the Kid, my nephew in NYPD, and I got another 50 tabs in Burgos.
My Jen is a professional nightclub singer. She said she will purchse it for me in the future as she can purchase the exact same 4 packs of 100mg V for 100 pesos each NOT 200 pesos like I paid. This was confirmed in a discussion with the Lady Floor Manager at Hollywood Club on Burgos.
In any event, bring at least 5 tablets with you and buy at least 20 more tablets on Burgos St. Pay 1000 pesos for this and do not rely on a friend, relative, grandmother, cousin or anyone to buy it for you. And unless you have a GirlFriend/Lover of a few years that is 100% trustworthy and a Professional Singer in Manila with considerable "Street Knowledge", buy it yourself directly as I did last week.
Dragon Slayer
Airport Arrival/Departure: Be alert.
Guys,
I had an unsual experience last Trip when leaving the Philippines. Going through security in Manila, I walk through the metal detector and reach out to retrieve my reading glasses, cellphone and misc from the tray. Slight problem as my cellphone had "disappeared" in the few seconds it took for me to pass through the metal detector.
In filipino fashion the men/women working this security checkpoint merely shrugged indifference when I calmly stated, "my cellphone is missing. It was with my glasses in this tray where I placed it just 20 seconds ago". No one made any comment or move to help. They NEVER intended to do anything.
I yelled outloud that I had been robbed at this Security Checkpoint and that my cellphone was just stolen. It had recently cost me P12,000. I then yelled "Police, Police, Help me I have been robbed". I then asked a Japanese businessman to allow me his cellphone to call Police. I said this very loudly also as I stated, "you people are legally responsible bor my phone until I retrieve it". I dialed Police and began to relate my experience.
Several security guards "jumped to life". One had seen the old filipino man reach into the tray and steal my phone. He would have done nothing but I was obviously NOT going to "shrug this off". The old man was grabbed and brought back to me. He gave me the "filipino trademark smile" and said he made a mistake. I replied, "You made one fucking big mistake old man". The guards then gave me the same trademark filipino smile (same one taxidrivers give when charing P800 for a P90 cab ride).
I GUESS WE HAVE TO BE ALERT AND ON GUARD EVERYWHERE HERE.
Dragon Slayer
Thanks for the heads up Slayer
I am going to Manila in June to see my beautiful woman Jelle there and will keep this in mind. I have decided not to bring my laptop this trip because I have been informed by a reliable source there of some funny business with computer searches at the Nino airport. I wonder if I would get "the business" if they saw my explicit videos of my woman and I on the laptop?
The way you handled "the theft' was absolutely perfect. Wish I had been there to assist. At 6ft 200lbs I am trained in close quarter combat, and you being 6ft4, 240 with a martial arts background, I think they might think twice about SCAMMING foreigners!
Lucky for the punks and thieves there that we foreigners cannot legally carry our heaters in the phils as I do here in the great state of Texas. That's the biggest problem I have actually is that I am without arms when I get on that flight. My last trip I had a run in with a couple of punks whom I wisely did not engage because it was 4 to 1 and blades were shown. They got my watch and a couple thousand pesos about 3 am in the morning 2 blocks from my hotel. The next punk or punks (I can handle 2 to 1), who wants to rob or fuck with me in Manila will get his head smashed in.
That aside, I am looking forward to a long awaited return to Baguio after a 9 year absence with my woman Jelle.