As a matter of fact I will not only let you know how I get treated but I will have David 33 be my witness. O my mongering experience. Salud! Now how come I can not upload pics from my previous trips?
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As a matter of fact I will not only let you know how I get treated but I will have David 33 be my witness. O my mongering experience. Salud! Now how come I can not upload pics from my previous trips?
I get to watch? Can`t wait.
[QUOTE=Tony USA]How is situation at pizza alley? Are there any police raids?[/QUOTE]Tony,
I was there again this friday a little earlier, maybe 9.00 and there were no raids going on as we saw all the usual suspects and a few new faces. Autumn has arrived (feels like winter) No more bikini clad girls walking down to the beach, all the chicks are wearing sweaters and coats now. I hope they bring back the mini-skirt and that sock thing again!
Hi All:
I am here and let me know if any want to hook up for hobby.I am changing hotel from Colon to Las Palmas today.
Tony.
After some so-so experiences with chicas from Miraflores, I figured I'd take a taxi over to the Scarlet Nightclub, which a few mongers here have mentioned. It was worth it!
To begin with, the place is CLEAN, new, and very upscale and professional. In fact, I don't recall ever being in a place before where I paid for the chica at a cashier window that felt more like being at a bank teller (right down to the Visa and AmEx logo stickers on the window).
The place opens at like 2:30, and it was still VERY early when I rolled in around 5pm. (10 soles to enter if you're there early.) Only saw 3 chicas. A darker haired, small breasted chica with wavy hair and a somewhat too big butt, maybe a 6 overall, who came over right away and introduced herself as Fernanda. Wasn't too interested though because the other two looked like more in line with what I was shopping for. A little while after I blew off Fernanda, the second chica came over, tall, slim, fake blonde, maybe a 7, but she had a real phony attitude so I blew her off too. That left me with number 3: a shorter, large breasted blonde who said her name was Janet.
I liked Janet. Great attitude, kind of an impish friendliness. Made no secret of the fact that she really REALLY liked gringos. Seems she was trolling for one to help her get a visa to the U.S. Yeah right...can you see yourself bringing one of these honeys home to meet mom."So where did two meet?" "Well, mom, it's like this."
Anyway, we went upstairs, I paid the cashier S/.120 (no upselling, no extras) and we proceeded to the room. Nice room too, clean and with at least a modicum of decorating (curtains in the windows, etc.) I've stayed in 2-star chain hotels in the U.S. that weren't as nice as this room.
Janet turns out to be a little tiger in the sack, but with a knack for lovin'. Did a CBJ then your basic missionary to pop, went and showered off, came back to the bed for a little cuddling and recovery, Janet gave me her cell number and offered to come by my hotel the next morning, then ole Pedro was pretty much ready for business, so on to pop number two. Not bad at all for under $40.
I definitely recommend Scarlets to anybody who would rather stay away from dumpy crap holes. Scarlets is safe and clean but still cheap. The only thing that's gonna hit you is the taxi fare. Scarlets is near the airport. Once you get near the airport, you take the Panamericana norte until you get to the ovalo at Naranjal (next to Purina), then it's the first right on a small street (Hornos) into an industrial park, then first right again onto Yunques. The club is about halfway down the block. There's no sign, but you can't miss it. It's a bright pink fuchsia place that looks like it should be a residence in a new high-dollar country club community.
The Hawg *likes* clean. The Hawg is going back to Scarlets *tonight*.
Hawg
Got there on Wed night and stayed in Colon hotel. It was just an O.K hotel . I did not like the location and it was not also chica friendly. So moved to Las Palmas and for the money and location it is a good hotel. I was in superior room 402 which is in the back so did not have any problem with noise. JW is the hotel if cost is not an issue.
Davis 33 set me me up with Y on first night but missed her since my flight was delayed 2 hours. Met her again and she worth every penny. Very nice lady.
On my first night when I missed Y and I was horny so went to Pizza st. Picked up a lady which turned out to be a TV when we got to the room.
In short TV gave me hard time in returning my money and than I got invloved Colon hotal security and they got involved police and a small amount got a big mess. The TV gave me my 50% back and he or she was rude with police and hotel security so police took him to the station.
Over all I did not like Lima for action. The girls are not all that pretty.
Went to Las cuc but it was not upto my standard, banged one there but did not go back, it was scummy, the lady cleaned me and her self in a plastic pan.Could not believe what I am doing there. After LC experience did not have the courage to go to Troc.
Found a couple O.K looking chica's in pizza st on weekend.
Also went to TR, at about 1 a.m it was still empty on Friday night so I was disappointed there to.
I really like views of Larco Mar. I cheked a couple of restaurants and they were all excellent.
That is the end of my short report and would not go to Lima again for hobby.
Tony.
You also didn't pay Y what you promissed her (through me), that you would pay her. This is not a good idea, and gives other mongers from the board as well as myself a bad name. I think you should think about limiting your activities to another continent.
Lima Busy and David 33
I will be in Lima for 5+weeks starting June 8. I would enjoy meeting the both of you. Be glad to buy you all a beer or two. I would like to 'pick your brains' about life in Lima. I am seriously thinking of moving there.
Also, can you give me an idea of what type of clothes to bring for the months of June and July. I understand that it is cooler at that time of year. However, how cool (or cold) does it get? I live in Texas however, I am used to cool weather. PM me if you don't mind.
Lima Busy: thanks for the info on the visas. I will contact the local consulate in Houston. You got my mouth watering when you started talking about your deli sandwiches. Although Houston is not N.Y. when it comes to delis we have a very good one called Kenny and Ziggy's. True authentic N.Y. deli. Too bad those sandwiches do not travel well- I would bring a couple with me.
I do not know how much mongering I will do. Joined cyber cupido and the results are amazing. I will try the gfe types first. If necessary monger later.
To any readers of this forum- if you want to try and hook up with some gfe type girls you might try the above. I suspect that some of these gfe's may be 'semi-pro's'. Guess that I will find out.
Looking forward to the "Lima experience" - hope I can provide some additional information to the forum readers. Although Lima Busy and David33 are the masters of Lima.
Duesy
David I paid her $ 50.00 for 1.15 hour.
I did have 2 problems with her , first she showed @ 9.00 a.m without calling when I was sleeping and tired from night before and was not in the mood at all. Second when I was nailing her her period started .
Well if you want me to send her another $ 100.00 I can do that without any problem. It might help her as well as you who is posting such a thing without checking with me in PM.
Tony.
David I mean to send her money if you give me her info where to send.
Tony.
Don't want to enter into a discussion, but since she had to make a 45 minute trip (and pay the taxi both ways) to meet you and you didn`t show up, you agreed on the phone with me to pay her $70...the normal $60 plus $10 for her screwed up evening (your fault or not...you set the time and didn`t show). Therefore I told her that she would be getting $70 and she got $50. Since she doesn't speak very good english....there may have been some failure to communicate on the time you wanted her to come. As far as the period goes...I`m sure she didnīt do it to you on purpose. She is a very nice person, and I was sad to receive her e-mail that she got semi-stiffed by you. No one else, of the very few guys she has gone out with, have had any complaints. Let`s leave it there...that there was a failure to communicate. But since you didn`t seem to have enjoyed your trip at all...I suggested that you might better enjoy some other part of the world.
First off, thanks for the compliment. BUT although I try to help out the Lima Board, I am definetly not in the same league as David33. I moved down here to get married and have a child with a lovely young local (28 years younger)and do not have much of a desire to monger.
I would love to meet up with you and david for coffee, lunch whatever to shoot the shit about Lima.
I can certainly help you out apartment wise if you are planning to stay in Miraflores.
I was glad to here you had success with a cyber-site, as I feel that is the best way to approach it. As we all know down here it is easy to find a pro on short notice if things do not progress with the non-pro's.
Give me a shout when you get to town!
David 33, Sorry we have never met, but I respect most of your posts. I had a bad feeling about TonyUSA from the get go. If your friend is available early afternoons I would love to make it up to her with Lunch and a session wednesday next week.
All other mongers. I am sure not everyone has a positive expierience when they come down here. I feel the more you put into the planning, the better time you will have. Lima is a lot more than getting laid. gotta run more later!
Not worth a comment.
Hi Guys :
If you are planing a trip to Lima just for hobby, I suggest you go some place else. Following are the most talked places in Lima section,
Las Cuc ( Scummy,filthy and dirty atmosphere,over all very sub standard)
Trocadero( Did not go there but heard worst than Las cuc)
Tequila Rock (Hardly any girl at 1 a.m on weekend)
Pizza St. ( Girls are ugly)
Emmanule strip club ( Too expensive)
[url]WWW.placerdelperu.com[/url] ( exagerated and professionaly taken photographs.Hard to communicate over phone no body speaks English)
Over all I say this again that girls are not pretty in Lima.
All above is IMHO
Someone tries to hook you up with a cool chica to start off your trip. Your schedule is screwed up, you fail to contact your appointment to say that you'll be late, she loses out on money on cabfare and who knows what else, you speak no Spanish, and your experience with her sucks??? Are you surprised?
Then you short her on the money that you agreed to pay her, and you blame who? Even worse, you call David33 a pimp? What a loser you sound like!!!!
At what point will you take responsibility for your own fucked-up actions?
How about not traveling to places where you don't speak the language, or even know the local customs. Try the same actions in Brasil or Colombia, or even the DR, and see where they get you. Please stick to Miami or Vegas.
Lima is a great city to monger in, esp. when the ugly Americans (like this dude) stay away. And yeah, every chica in Lima is butt-ugly, yeah, right!!!!