Pipe down!! Welcome homo, you Dog of Duby!!
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Hey Bez, Dr Phil a gay maybe can help me ...
a Russian girl dislocated Lil Pip with her blowjob.
Dr. Bez - Is this normal Russian girl first-date behavior?
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Pimper.
Yes, the devushka fembot you activiated with your financial know-how, was pre-programed by Russian dentists that had secretly implanted special ISG protocol "penis-magnet" fillings drilled into her jaw bone during regular dental procedures when she was growing up in the FSU.
All young russian females have been adapted through Jackson and CA Traveler's Leon Trotsky inspired stealth subterfuge counter-espionage oral health care government sponsored 5 year plan to prepare them for economic stimulus in the post Soviet hemisphere of influence. The second part of this amazing little known post-nuclear winter holocost survival scenario involves the informal babushka delicatessen hot-dog practice swallowing training programs, where the old women demonstrate to university students, the art of breathing with hot dogs in their throats, without gagging, and with their nostrils pinched closed. After they have mastered this technique, the babushkas transform into mamachkas, and send forth into the black market workforce, these young able bodied knob-gobbling fellatists in their masterful scheme for world blowjob domination.
I'm proud to say that your experience in UAE is merely a small sampling of proof that this program is active and flourishing across the globe, and that the hostile takeover of the zipper market is well on its way. It won't be long until all of us are standing at attention, saluting the knee-pad brigade led by Colonel Doktor Irina Spalko, 3 time winner of the new world Order of Lenin and the People's Chin-ball pearl necklace recipient for the 3rd millenium Czarina of Sperma.
Lhastachka y Zdarovya!