Can anybodu give me update for swing clubs in SAO PAULO.
The best clubs some are open for singel men.
Thanks friends.
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Can anybodu give me update for swing clubs in SAO PAULO.
The best clubs some are open for singel men.
Thanks friends.
I would like to thank everyone on this board for the insightful posts. Will be travelling to Sampa soon and want to try out some of the sites like Club Model and Eros. Am I dealing with the girl directly or a madam? Will it be a problem if I speak no Portuguese? Promise to write a full report of my experience, Moppet's honor.
Moppet
[QUOTE=Thelastmoppet] ...want to try out some of the sites like Club Model and Eros. Am I dealing with the girl directly or a madam? Will it be a problem if I speak no Portuguese?
Moppet[/QUOTE]
In most cases, you deal directly with the girl. It can be a problem if you don't speak Portuguese because you will have to ask for the price, the options she offers, her adress (if you visit) or you will have to tell her where you want her to meet you (in your hotel, in a motel?). If she is visiting you, she will probably ask you to pay her taxi, and many more details like these one. To avoid this kind of trouble, just ask somebody working in your hotel to make the appointment for you. (I never did this but I'm sure that it can be done)
Well after so many recomendations and favorable comments I called her in.
Lets go for personal impression on body
-Yes she is pretty, no she is not stunning. There are a lot of girls with better body. Gabriela is wide in the hips and heavy in the arms/sholders. OK after the "social workers" we have in USA she is great. But compared to the girls in Bahamas o Photo.... she is not tops by far (my personal taste)
in bed:
- She must have been busy today. We had 2 pops. The first very mecanical, though the BJ was fantastic at the begining it bacame routine. for the second I took my time to get her going, she loves doggy style!!! Insatiable. She was very distant and the damm phone rings every 5 min qih each one of you quoting prices... give me a break, pls dont call my girl when she is in bed with me!!!!!!!! 8D
GFE:
- today was not her day, she did not even take the condoms of me or clean the mess...... Well you guys calling every 5 min, didnt really improve the situation
Bug
Thanks Sui. Your posts on Sampa have been very useful.
I guess I'll just keep calling until I talk to someone who speaks some English. Will of course post here the results of my "survey" to help my fellow portuguese-challenged mongers.
BTW, from reading the posts here I don't think I should have a problem with clinicas or am I wrong? Anyone have suggestions on english-friendly boites?
Irishpussyman had a bad night in Sao Paulo, it started of with a visit to Bahamas which is well out of my price range, they charge entry of R123 which includes 0 drinks, yes that is not a typo error that is zero drinks for a fee of R123, R10 for a coke R18 for a beer and they charge R101 for a room for one hour, now to be fare the line up was pretty impressive with a lot of 8s 9s and even a few 10s but with an average asking price of between R400 to R800 that was to much for my bank account.
Now comes the big warning
WARNING AVOID WARNING AVOID
ROMANZA
AV. Nove De Julho 5836
This place is the biggest rip off anywhere in the world, the entry is R150 but if you complain about the price they will lower it to R120 with 3 drinks, the line up is so so with mostly 6s 7s and a few 8s, but now for the big rip off some of the better looking girls will only drink champagne, OK far enough you might think until you witness the waiters removing full glasses of the stuff from the girls hands and emptying them in to a bucket only to go back to the table and refill the glasses again making it look like that the bottle is been drank so quick that the guy has to buy another one, I saw a waiter empty a glass twice from the same girl within five minutes, he know that I had seen what he did and did his best not to smile to much. they also pour your beer in to a glass and will throw away half a can each time. I had two of my drink used one for a girl and then left, was wondering what tricks the girls would get up to if this is what the waiters are doing.
The night finally ended with more problems, when to cafe Guigan, they charged me R80 entry including 2 drinks but not for girls, you have to pay R35 for there drinks, anyway after a short while a spotted a very nice looking girl with everything in the right place, we started to smile at each other and with in five minutes we had agreed a price of R250 for 3 hours and were leaving to go the the hotel, not before a barman did his best to open a half bottle of Champagne which I told him where to shove and then when I am paying the bill which is the R80 entry and a two drink fee to release the girl 2 X R35 bring total to R150 the same barman with the half bottle has gone a put on a service charge of R15 for himself, after telling him I do not believe this bull shit and if I am going to give ant tip it would be for the girl and not to him, anyway when we get back to the hotel things go from bad to worse for me when the girl starts insisting on money upfront, I tell her no way I will pay her after, she says lets out the money on the shelf where she can see it, which I agree to, when I get the money she counts it and asks where is the rest telling me that she now wants R400 I tell her no way and ask her to leave now she says OK OK R250 will do, I am having none of it because I know the session will last 30 minutes and she will be off, anyway after the help of the hotel staff she was on her way, not before threatening me with the police for what I am not sure.
I think it will be back to Millennium for me today, had a good time there on Monday night, entry R100 which can be used for food and drink for you or the girls, rooms R70 for the hour and you can get the girls for between R200 and R300.
Don't forget watch for the champagne ripoffs and barmen service charges and stay away from Romanza.
Happy mongering
Irishpussyman
Great report IrishPussyman!
Bahamas should be renamed Bermuda Triangle....a strange place where your money quickly dispears. Yeaks!!!!!!
When I read reports like this one, it confirms my intention to stay away from these kinds of places.
Hey everyone lets face it! Sao Paulo is expensive place to monger.
Hi guys,
First of all I have been reading this board for only 2 days but the breadth of advice and dare I say it comradery is amazing. So I had to join. And would appreciate any advice for a newbie. Here's the deal. I am off to Sao Paulo next weekend arriving on Sunday leaving on Wed. I don't speak a word of Portuguese (tho am working on a few key phrases. 'a beer please' being the first:). I am Irish with accent don't know if thats good or bad and appreciate advice pointing me in any direction that may allow me to 'Iorish' it up:). Staying at a Transamerica flat at Jardim area. Good or bad for bringing the ladies back? . I was thinking I shud grab a 'guide' for a few days. Any reccomendations. Maybe it sounds mad. But a female guide wud be fun. If she were cool about helping with hook up advice etc. So the plan is to arrive on Sunday morning. Grab a few hrs of sleepo and then put the mongering pants on and explore. Appreciate any advice on a Sunday afternoon bar like place (in / near Jardim) where pretty easy to strike up a conversation and hopefully take a rather tasty local femme back to my hotel for an afternoon session. Or longer. Also appreciate up to date advice on nearby club. Love story. Kilt etc seem to be well reviewed. Looking for a laid back pick up bar scene. And of course if I'm not asking too much a good spot to pick up a 'new' girl to the scene. Not asking too much am I:)). Plan to give a decent report and pics when I get back. Thanks in advance guys
[QUOTE=Numpty]Hi guys,
First of all I have been reading this board for only 2 days but the breadth of advice and dare I say it comradery is amazing. So I had to join. And would appreciate any advice for a newbie. Here's the deal. I am off to Sao Paulo next weekend arriving on Sunday leaving on Wed. I don't speak a word of Portuguese (tho am working on a few key phrases. 'a beer please' being the first:). I am Irish with accent don't know if thats good or bad and appreciate advice pointing me in any direction that may allow me to 'Iorish' it up:). Staying at a Transamerica flat at Jardim area. Good or bad for bringing the ladies back? . I was thinking I shud grab a 'guide' for a few days. Any reccomendations. Maybe it sounds mad. But a female guide wud be fun. If she were cool about helping with hook up advice etc. So the plan is to arrive on Sunday morning. Grab a few hrs of sleepo and then put the mongering pants on and explore. Appreciate any advice on a Sunday afternoon bar like place (in / near Jardim) where pretty easy to strike up a conversation and hopefully take a rather tasty local femme back to my hotel for an afternoon session. Or longer. Also appreciate up to date advice on nearby club. Love story. Kilt etc seem to be well reviewed. Looking for a laid back pick up bar scene. And of course if I'm not asking too much a good spot to pick up a 'new' girl to the scene. Not asking too much am I:)). Plan to give a decent report and pics when I get back. Thanks in advance guys[/QUOTE]
I am not sure when it opens but O'Malleys bar is close and they speak english. You will find some GDPs there later in the day for sure. This is a bar for english speakning guys. You can always go in, check it out, then go somewhere else. Kilt and such will not open until like 10, Love Story like 3am..
Escort might be your best bet to get a taste..
Irishpussyman.....
Thanks!! Awesome report.
Ironically, I will always keep Bahamas as my MUST see place in Sampa. YES, it's spendy. I know when I go there I will shell out cash. In addition, I KNOW I will pull a model out of there. Again, thanks for the report.
Numpty:
I echo what Off Road said. O'Malleys is a great time. Talk to the conceirge at your hotel. You will find a few Irish pubs in Jardins. I've been to two (O'Malley's and another...forgot the name)/ You'll have fun.
Have a good trip!
Sundays are dead. Since you are in Jardins you should definitely check out Rua Augusta. Pretty dive-y places but I think they are at least open. Some diamonds in the rough to be found.
Your Irish accent! I speak American English and sometimes I can't understand you guys LOL. Hand gestures and pointing are OK! Hee Hee.
I know KILT is open for sure and maybe a few of the other club on that Nestor Pestana street (like Ocean Club, My Love, etc) The girls may hold out for inflated rates because there are less options on a Sunday.
Did not know GDPs worked the pubs too, must check it out on my next visit.
Good Luck.
Sunday is the worst day because the garotas spend it with their family, their friends or they simply take a rest. Most boates are closed and all prives are closed.
Speaking of O'Malley's, the tall Fabiana Mulata (Mariana) was spotted there (with another girl) earlier this week.
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Hey guys thanks for the advice. I'll take my chances on Sunday and let you know how its goes. Def stop for a quick 'settler' at O'Malleys. Then will check out the talent along Rua Augusta. Any suggestions for a guide?
Hi,
I'm going to be spending only 1 night in Sao Paolo, my layover from Rio back to NY. Any recommendations on an inexpensive hotel with 2 double beds (around $50US). Something thats close to action and airport.