Zwanglos II Swinger Club, Gneisenaustrasse, Berlin.
Just spend the weekend in Berlin with my girlfriend. Rented an Airbnb flat in Kreuzberg and this Swingers club was more or less directly across the road from us. Was too risky to try and sneak in. Anyobdy know anything about it?
Has anybody been to this club?
I am seriously thinking about visiting this place, but I have no idea, what I can expect. When I was in Konstanz last week I saw many beautiful women walking around in the commercial area who would be great in a swinger club like this, I am hesitant to spend 125E for a evening of looking at people having sex only, please help I need some details.
Swing for Fun.
Max-Stromeyerstr. 37.
78462 Konstanz.
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Susi & Jürgen 30th anniversary
The 30th anniversary of Swingerclub Susi & Jürgen is coming up. On September 21st will be the big anniversary party.
Click on "Party-Termine" and then on " Hier geht's zu unseren Sonderevents 2013 " on: [url]www.susiundjuergen.de/index2.htm[/url]
MAGMA swings at Jullies-Villa
On the German Holiday October 3rd (a Thursday) from 12-20:00 MAGMA-Film will shoot a "MAGMA swingt" pornmovie at Swingerclub „Julies Villa' in Bad Arolsen in Hessen. A swinger's outfit (lingerie, fetish outfit) is required, as well as an I'd-card or passport. One has to register until SEP 27th to participate, it's limited to 40 people. Couples and women get PAID 250 € plus 10 ct per km as a travel cost reimbursement! Guys simply get 50 €. Food and softdrinks are included.
[url]http://julies-villa.vpweb.de/NEUIGKEITEN.html[/url]
[url]http://magma-swingt.com/cms/index.php?page=Der-naechste-Dreh[/url]
Swingeroase Zwiespalt - Berlin - Trip Report Day 2 - Sept 10th
email transcription between myself and good friend and fellow isger cocksure on the day i visited. the reason why i am only posting email transcription is i am simply too busy at the moment to do a full report that i normally do. read on because this is funny!
swingeroase zwiespalt. berlin - trip report day 2 - sept 10th [url]http://www.swingeroase-zwiespalt.de/[/url]
this was the tuesday party in the club, theme was erotic massage day. €60 for 12 hours.
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[b]email transcription:[/b]
note it was so quiet in this club i had loads of time to send cocksure my email updates via my smartphone. i was allowed to use my phone anywhere in the club.
11 am approx.
[b]wanking[/b]. awrite mate fucking knackered ere. building site down de road started banging at 7am. heading down to de swingers soon. 60 for de day. they got an exotic body to body massage day. possibility i might not get laid in de proper sense today but i will at parties tomorrow and thursday. how you doing?
[b]cocksure[/b]. yeah same here fuckin annoying. yeah have an easy day at the swinger spa, that sounds great to me. yeah nutin much happening here, big news is i'm actually not having my usual midday wank!
[b]wanking[/b]. awrite mate, i've had a great cum in a hideous ole dogs mouth so far! arrived around 1pm. real cute little blonde opened de door, about 30 gorgeous to be honest, she is manager and not available for sex. told me dere was only one other bloke there, but de massage burd would be here at 4pm and others would along also. i was a bit gutted but too tired to go anywhere else. reckoned i'd relax in sauna and jacuzzi till things got going.
paid my 60 and headed in. tidy little club but very small.
de other bloke was a young guy about 30 with pony tail. told he had been here since 3am! he says he is having troubles in his mind and can't sleep so he comes here sometimes and that often you get crazy couples and sometimes crazy single women coming in at all hours. but since 3am dere had been nothing. guy had been waiting 10 hours he said! said he had a little sleep on de bed and used de sauna / jacuzzi a bit. i was de first customer he seen in 10 hours! then i went to de jacuzzi for an hour or so, then i heard de doorbell ringing and went for a snoop around and saw a couple in mid 50s in de changing room. she was a hideous ole thing who looked was wearing a wig. tall burd but completely flabby.
[b]cocksure[/b]. cum on mate, tell me more?
[b]wanking[/b]. ok i know dey wouldn't be fucking straight away because couples always like to relax with a drink for at least 30 mins or more. i went back to jacuzzi for another 30mins. then i went to de bar. de single bloke winked at me and then whispered 'she love sperma'. i chatted with him for another while, then the couple headed into one of de rooms. the single bloke immediately followed. i waited a few mins, then went in. single guy was licking her fanny, while she was just kissing her bloke, and rubbing his tiny cock. then single bloke climbed up on her face and started fucking her mouth, i jumped in and started licking her pussy. smelt great and very wet. i fingered her deep then fingered her arse a bit. big hemorrhoid grape hanging there. then single blokes starts fucking her mouth real fsst and cums deep her mouth. she swallowed all.
i decided to waste no time and i climbed and started fucking her mouth. he husband started fucking her miss then. man she sucked well, i pulled out and gave my organ a few jerks and then stuck my organ back in and came deep with a big roar. very satisfying but quick session, less than 15 mins. i lay beside them for a while till hubby shot his load in her. i then left them to relax.
now it's 15. 24 and i'm waiting for de massage lady to cum at 4pm. i hope more swingers cum too. the single bloke fucked off after he came in her mouth. he waited around 11 hours for that! lol.
[b]cocksure[/b]. lol aw mate thats hilarious! interesting she sucked good, i guess she got a lot of experience. did she swallow your cum as well?
[b]wanking[/b]. she did yeah. hideous ole pot though. looks 1/10. good job its so dark here. apparently tomorrow is de day here, gangbang day. barmaid says its always very busy and to arrive before 1pm or there might not be lockers. she says apart from de 3 gangbang burds, a few single women and couples also turn up. 70 euro tomorrow. man that bloke cracked me up, imagine hanging out 11 hours waiting for action, least he got some in de end!
no food today except nibbles, but burd says i can have a passout to get something to eat. ill wait till after my erotic massage. i wonder will she let me lick her!
wait another couple has just arrived dere now.
[b]cocksure[/b]. get in there my son! hehe.
[b]wanking[/b]. so another couple came in, burd was 40 ish, not bad but dey weren't sharing. then the massage burd arrived. young rom / bulg about 20, but sexy though. nice big titten. she wouldn't take her g string off. i was allowed feel her big titten and arse and that was all. she started off with back massage then turned me over for hj. decent hj but i had to finish it myself to cum. out having a break now and getting a pizza in a turkish joint 5 minutes walk away. when i go back ill just have a few drinks if nothing else is doing.
[b]cocksure[/b]. hehe thats pretty good you can get a hj even tho she's not really a working girl! hehe.
[b]wanking[/b]. ah man its been crap since i got back a few hours ago. there's been a few couples since and some fucking but no sharing. nice big titten blonde parading round showing off her fanny and titten but no sharing. i'm drinking whisky and coke, had 5 already. going to leave soon.
tomorrow is supposed to be great.
[b]cocksure[/b]. how long can you stay till? right till the early hours of the morning? might be some action then.
[b]wanking[/b]. i just left mate i'm beat, crowd is dying down already.
reckon ill go back tomorrow, deres 3 hired in burds, talked to a few guys and dey all said its good tomorrow.
Swingeroase Zwiespalt - Berlin - Trip Report Day 3 - Sept 10th
Email Transcription between myself and good friend and fellow ISGer Cocksure on the day I visited. The reason why I am only posting Email Transcription is I am simply too busy at the moment to do a full report that I normally do. Read on because this is funny!
Swingeroase Zwiespalt. Berlin. Trip Report Day 3. Sept 10th [url]http://www.swingeroase-zwiespalt.de/[/url]
This was the Wednesday party in the club, theme was Gangbang day. €70 for 8 hours. 3 hired in Ladies, free booze all day and food. Great value.
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[b]Email Transcription:[/b]
Note it was so not that busy in the club that day so I had loads of time to send Cocksure my email updates via my Smartphone. I was allowed to use my phone anywhere in the club.
5. 30 pm approx.
[b]Wanking[/b] - Ah mate I just fucked thee fattest burd of my life. 25 stone! ( 150 kg - 300 lbs) About 30 years yearold too.
Arrived about 3. 30pm and dere were about 10 guy's. 3 couples keeping to themselves. 3 house ladies all fit, and 1 doable young fat single burd, plus de huge fattie. The huge fattie one was just sitting completely naked at de bar! There was fuckall fucking at that stage. Went for a walk around but disappointed at de lack of sex. Got a coffee and chillaxed for a bit. Took another walk around and now de huge fatty was in jacuzzi with old man. So I joined them. Fatty eyes was closed but was in deep conversation with old guy.
Then she just reached over and grabbed my cock still chatting to old man with eyes closed. She started wanking me lightly under de water. After a few mins the ole guy moves to de edge, sat down and she started blowing him. I moved behind her and started fingering her. Hard to find pussy with all de flab. Then she shouted at me in German and I stopped! Old man realized I didn't understand German and then says to me laughing "she want whole hand and hard!
So I started putting in my whole hand into her pussy and then old guy says 'make fist, she really like it'!
So I started fisting her real hard, was difficult and I really felt her pelvic bone around my fist!!!. Old guy had stiffness problems so he left us alone. I then moved in and chanced my bare cock. Started fucking her doggy but it was hard getting friction suck was size of her pussy and all the flab. She then sat me down and fucked me reverse cowgirl for about 10 mins till she got real tired and out of breath! LOL.
She then lay down in de jacuzzi and I did her missionary while kneeling down. Bareback all de way. Then this guy arrived, a regular, because they knew each other well. So she starts blowing him while I fuck her doggy style. He then says to me in English can he fick her because he need to cum real bad. So I let him fuck her doggy and he came in 3 minutes. We all took a break for about 20 mins while they chatted. I was still rock hard and wanting to jizz bad. After he left, I asked her to blow me, she doesn't speak much English but clearly understood what I meant.
I sat on de edge of de jacuzzi and she gave me a great blow while yet another regular bloke climbed in and started fisting her. After about 15 mins of this I was ready to jizz. I jumped around behind her, the guy pulled out his first and in an almost violent movement pushed my cock as deep as possible up her fanny and jizzed every drop deep in her with a big roar. Fuckin crazy!!!!. Just Amazing!
[b]Cocksure[/b] - Hahahaha jesus thats heavy! I heard fat burds are really good in the sack tho? LOL! Wow man holy crap, thats great! Your right, this must be the night. 2 single horny women even, wow!
[b]Wanking[/b] - Ah man, quiet enough here. Had 2 more sessions with de house women, one was mediocre, it was de same rom / bulg that was giving de massages yesterday. Other burd was pretty good. Got a good 40 mins out of it, she seemed to enjoy my licking. Deep finger of pussy and light finger anus. Nice slim brunette about 30. Your type except a bit old maybe. Had a good good hard cum with her. Covered fick, covered blow. Moni was her name. I like it here, not alot of sex compared to most place, but for de money is ok.
[b]Cocksure[/b] - It sounds good. What are the facilities like?
[b]Wanking[/b] - Yeah good its a real well kept place and really well run. Good sauna and jacuzzi, was talking to a local bloke for an hour there, he was amazed that I knew more about de clubs than him. Full of ole fellas over 50, many of whom don't seem to be able to get it up anymore. They just lay around and try wank abit when deres action. The sessions with the house girls are tame enough and seem to always start with massaging de girls first. When I had that good session with house girl moni, I was about to go down and lick her and this ole guy poured massage oil all over her fanny, de old stupid see*nt. I ended not licking her till I fucked for a bit which kind of wore de oil away.
[b]Wanking[/b] - Man deres a awrite looking young bird after coming in alone. One young guy tried her there but didn't seem to get anywhere. Another guy is trying her now. Also a young couple with a lovely young brunette (cocksure burd) but dey sure aint sharing. Another couple with a real sexy burd just arrived.
Right now there are 4 couples with very fuckable women, that single burd, and 2 sexy house women. There's around 6 or 8 blokes over 50. Plus 6 blokes around 40 or under.
[b]Cocksure[/b] - Hahahaha funny how guys hang out even though they can't get it up, I guess they still enjoy it somehow, how I have no idea!
[b]Cocksure[/b] - So mate you going to use your seduction skills on this single burd?
[b]Wanking[/b] - Fucks another bloke seems to be getting in there with the single burd. There was another single burd here till 6pm and she didn't fuck anyone even she had her tits and arse on display. That local bloke I wad talking to reckons some single burds come here looking for a boyfriend! Like WTF!
[b]Cocksure[/b] - Wow that seems strange if they could get a man easy in the outside world. Maybe they are filthy like no boyfriend will ever do for them. Interesting scene, I wish I was there right now!
[b]Wanking[/b] - Ah mate just left dere, pissed as a fart like. Had about 8 whiskey cokes like. Got talking to that single burd after she fuck ec a few guys like. Anna good English huge titten. She is a regular there an guys she had sex with also regulars like.
Telk ya more tomorrow organ, need bed now.
Newbie Swingers club recommendations
This thread seems quite Guy oriented, but me and my partner (I'm female he's not) are looking for a swinger club for newbies in Germany. We want somewhere that has private rooms if we feel a bit too uncomfortable the first time! And we are quite specific in what we want from it. Basically we want (well he wants me and I'm not complaining) to have another guy while he watches and / or participates. We want to make a weekend of it so somewhere with accommodation would be good too. I've checked out Schloss Milkerdorf, Tempeloase Berlin, Fun4two NL, and Oase Frankfurt. Location doesn't matter we just want a safe and relaxing environment to watch and explore our fantasies.
Any suggestions or info / advice for first timers would be great.
Thanks!