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FKK Harmony
Stopped by Harmony on a Friday evening around 7 pm, and the parking lot was full. This club was a good distance away from the Hamburg city center, but I think it's worth visiting if you're in the area. The club is small but well-kept with several comfortable areas to sit. The price of admission was 50 euros, and I found the food to be OK. Some brands of beer were for free along with the soft drinks, so I liked that too. Unfortunately, I didn't find a lot of good lookers though. If you like German girls, there were plenty of those, and I was approached by a few.
The one and only beautiful girl in the entire club was a tall, blonde German with a beautiful face. I didn't like the way she walked around with a towel always wrapped around her because that prevented me from spying upon her full body. This girl was very popular (obviously being the undisputed prettiest), and it was hard to get her attention. We "made eyes" when I first arrived in the bar area, but then she disappeared off to somewhere. Eventually found her in the kino talking to a guy, but don't think they sessioned. Later this beauty returned to the bar, but then two older guys were right on her, and one chose to session. Damn it!
Well, later in the evening I did get the tall, blonde German's attention, and we sat to chat for a minute. I could see that she was pretty, but did I want to session? Let's find out! I learned that the German was going by the name of "Bambi", which I thought was kind of cute / funny. I also learned that she had a bit of an attitude! First, she did not like my American pronunciation of her name. The pretty blonde at the reception desk (I wanted to fuck her hehehe) had already told me that the price for "standard" sex was 60 euros per half hour, and to speak to the girls about extras. To check Bambi's honesty, I asked her how much for a basic half hour. She told me 100 euros! I expressed my surprise, and told her I heard it was 60 euros. Bambi asked who told me that, and I said the reception. Bambi's cold reply was, "Well, I am not the reception. Maybe if you ask other girls they will say 60. But for me it's 100. " OK, OK. I'm really not liking this girl's attitude now!
Still, I decided not to give up on Bambi just yet. She was really pretty, and I thought I would see if I could strike up a deal. I told her that I usually go for hour-long sessions, so under her pricing I assumed an hour would be for 200 euros? Bambi replied no, and that for an hour she would go for 160 euros, BBBJ included. OK, now maybe we're getting somewhere I thought! What about CIM? She said that would be an extra 30 euros, now bringing the total price for an hour to 190 euros. I asked about massage, and she said that for an hour session she would throw that in at the 190 euros price (although, she wasn't very convincing that she gave a good massage). I then asked about anal. I figured that maybe I could give this blonde beauty an "attitudinal adjustment" if I could fuck her in the butt hahaha! Unfortunately, the "high-class" Bambi gave a definite no as her answer! Said she didn't like anal as it hurt too much, but that she would fuck me in the ass if I wanted LOL! Said she knew my dick would be too big for anal!
So, still not ready to commit, I playfully asked Bambi if she was any good in bed hehehe. Well, her answer turned me off for good. She says, "No, I am shit. I am total shit. I'm telling you the truth. I am shit. This is the truth. I am shit, so do you want to go to the room now?" Well now very, very turned off by her prima Donna "tude", I decided not to session. Looking for a graceful way to exit, I asked when food would be served. It was about 9:30 pm, and she said that some fresh food had just been put out at 9 pm, and that there would be pizza around 11 pm. I used the excuse of wanting something to eat to end the conversation. Bambi said, "OK well maybe if you see me later. " I did see her later, smiling and grinning and willing to go for a fuck, but I chose not to bite. In fact, the only thing I bit last night was my food LOL! Sometimes it feels good to not go with a "Bambi" type just to let her know you're not desperate to fuck her (or anybody). There's always another good-looking tute somewhere else at a better price hahaha! On the way out, I saw Bambi coming down the stairs after a session. And once again, I lusted for the pleasant blonde behind the reception desk who looked like a former working girl to me hehehe!
Upon my return to the hotel, I did a quick search on ISG looking for any intel I could find on a "Bambi" at FKK Harmony, just to see if she was really any good, and that I had misjudged and let a good provider slip through my fingers. Or, was she just a prima Donna who knows she looks good and who uses her looks to squeeze a monger for extra cash while delivering an only average to sub-par performance? My search turned up nothing. Perhaps somebody here knows a little something about her? Well as I said, I didn't session at Harmony, but I'm still glad I went to check it out, as the visit adds to my already growing FKK knowledge base. If and when in the Hamburg area again, I would definitely give FKK Harmony another chance. I saw a lot of potential there, and again especially if one likes German girls, which I do when I can find a really pretty one!
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[QUOTE=TheCane;1997287]This girl was very popular (obviously being the undisputed prettiest), [/QUOTE]Undisputed? I'am sure I could easily find several men who would dispute that notion. Beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder.
[QUOTE=TheCane;1997287] The pretty blonde at the reception desk (I wanted to fuck her hehehe)..[/QUOTE]If it's the one I'am thinking about, I can tell you this: you're far from being the only one with that wish.
[QUOTE=TheCane;1997287] Bambi..[/QUOTE]I was curious who this "undisputed" beauty was. I find her looks okay but don't consider her very pretty. And I once overheard a conversation between her and a colleague. She seems to be very plain. Therefore I lost all interest in booking her.
Ben.
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[QUOTE=Ben1313;1998216]Beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder.
[/QUOTE]Thanks for putting things in perspective Ben.
Just out of curiosity, can you answer what the break-down of number of girls, diversity of the nationities for each club? A lineup list with nationalities, and age would be most informative. Is there one I can find somewhere, a forum of some kind?
Is Fri Sat the best days to visit like anywhere? Is Sunday a good day to visit? What time the different clubs starts to get going?
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Of course
[QUOTE=Ben1313;1998216]Undisputed? I am sure I could easily find several men who would dispute that notion. Beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder. I was curious who this "undisputed" beauty was. I find her looks okay but don't consider her very pretty.[/QUOTE]But of course. I said "undisputed' because on the night I was there, she was the one getting most of the attention without a doubt. No shortage of interest in guys at least wanting to talk to her and check her out, including this guy, while many other girls just around bored with no action. So you don't find her pretty. That's just you and your opinion, and I respect that. But, I think I have good taste in women. That means that when I say a girl is pretty, I'm very confident that most other men would agree. Based on the looks and stares and approaches "Bambi" was getting when I was there (that's fact versus my opinion), I feel quite confident that a whole lot of guys would find her to be physically quite attractive! And on the night in question, that conclusion could not be disputed. Now her personality? Well that's another matter! Seems like we both got turned off by that part of her. But for a guy like PussyLiccker who likes them white, blonde, and Nordic looking? I don't think he would call Ms. "Bambi" a "stunner", but I do think he would find her to be pretty hehehe! Go look and see and tell us PL!
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Receptionist at Harmony
[QUOTE=Ben1313;1998216]If it's the one I'm thinking about, I can tell you this: you're far from being the only one with that wish.[/QUOTE]You know it sucks when the one you want more than any other at the club is the girl behind the reception desk as opposed to any of the ones with the meter running who you could actually have! I've run into that a few times in my mongering career, especially in Brazil and Germany. There was one who used to work at Artemis a long time ago. Blonde and German and pretty, but still kind of "trashy" looking in a porn star kind of way with lots of make-up. I wanted that LOL!
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Harmony Visit
Did a visit to Harmony today. Arrived at about 1630 HR to a nearly full parking lot. Despite that the ratio of girls to men was still OK. Did a final work phone call on the unheated back porch. Then wandered the club until I settled down in the small room off the bar area. Hooked up with Mascha who is a slender 22 yr old from Kazakhstan. Mascha sat with me for awhile and did some nice flirting. Headed up to a room where we got right down to an extended session of DATY. Went at until she got good and wet. Then we did a switch where she did a CBJ. Despite the cover it was a pretty good BJ. Finally the cover started to fall apart. Mascha tossed it and switched to BBBJ action. Ended up needing 90 minutes to finish. Mascha was concerned that she did not turn me on but I am just slow; always have been. When I finally came she let me deposit the load completely in her mouth. She was so happy to succeed that she jumping up and down to celebrate. In our last 15 minutes she taught me some Russian words and gave me a light massage. I continue to be impressed with this facility. It is clean and the staff is friendly. Will be back.
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Line-up
[QUOTE=PussyLiccker;1998313]Just out of curiosity, can you answer what the break-down of number of girls, diversity of the nationities for each club? A lineup list with nationalities, and age would be most informative. Is there one I can find somewhere, a forum of some kind?[/QUOTE]Problem is, things have changed during the last six month or so. There are currently more girls at Harmony than ever during the last 4 years. The percentage of Romanian and Bulgarian girls used to be a bit high for my liking but that seems to have changed. More German girls than ever work at the Club. You can always check the rota on the website. It's accurate with the only exemption that a few girls don't want to be listed. For reasons concerning the IRS I suppose. And bear in mind that a number of girls leave quite early. It happened to me that I checked the rota at home but when I arrived at the club an hour later half of the girls had called it a day.
I think there is a forum for the north of Germany but I don't use it. From time to time there are reports (in German) about the Harmony at Roemerforum which I use for my visits to Frankfurt.
[QUOTE=PussyLiccker;1998313]Is Fri Sat the best days to visit like anywhere? Is Sunday a good day to visit? What time the different clubs starts to get going?[/QUOTE]I can only deliver reliable-ish information about Harmony, as I don't visit Atmos and Babylon (any longer). Thursday and Friday tend to be the days with the highest number of girls. And each Friday is FKK-Day, so the girls are completely naked. But the decisive factor is the ratio between girls and customers. You can make a guess about the ratio when you look at the rota on the intent and count the cars in the parking lot. Although it has happened (especially on warm summer days) that there were tons of men in the club but many of them were satisfied with lying in the sun, chatting with each other, drinking and eating and for that reason were no competition. And I experienced surprisingly bad and good ratios on every day of the week. So it comes down to (bad) luck, as it is often the case in life. By the way: the receptionist is of course not helpful. She wants your 50 bucks, so she'll always claims that there are enough girls present even if that's a blatant lie. The best time to be at the Harmony in my experience is late afternoon, about 4 pm When the girls from the early shift and those from the late shift are in the house.
Regards,
Ben.
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German sayings
[QUOTE=TheCane;1998862]You know it sucks when the one you want more than any other at the club is the girl behind the reception desk as opposed to any of the ones with the meter running who you could actually have! I've run into that a few times in my mongering career, especially in Brazil and Germany. There was one who used to work at Artemis a long time ago. Blonde and German and pretty, but still kind of "trashy" looking in a porn star kind of way with lots of make-up. I wanted that LOL![/QUOTE]It's often the same with bars and female bartenders. We have two sayings for this phenomenon: "Was verboten ist, macht uns gerade scharf" and "Die Kirschen in Nachbars Garten schmecken immer am besten" Both mean basically that the things that are out of your reach tend to have have a strong lure. They appeal to our archaic hunting instinct I suppose.
Ben.
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Worth a visit?
Hi guys,
I'm leaving for hamburg for some business days. Usually Atmos is my place to go, as I don't have a car. I tried Babylon a few times, location easy by bus, the place is perfect in size, great bar, sauna and main room is huge, but the service from girls is very poor. Atmos in the other hand, the service from the girls is topnotch, petite and beautiful, the bar is ok, eating place great, but the mainroom is so so.
Now compared to Harmony, the big problem for me and I guess others is if you don't have a car. Is it worth the 50 euro taxa trip? I've read so many good posts about Harmony. But is it really that much better than Atmos?
BTW if anyone planning visiting Atmos or Harmony 8th April + 3-4 days give me a heads up.
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[QUOTE=AznNick;2014962]Now compared to Harmony, the big problem for me and I guess others is if you don't have a car. Is it worth the 50 euro taxa trip? I've read so many good posts about Harmony. But is it really that much better than Atmos?
[/QUOTE]Harmony is a better club in my opinion.
If you have a car go to Harmony.
If it is summer go to Harmony.
But if it is worth 50 E x 2 to take a taxi to Harmony in March / April? I don't think so.
T.
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Taxi
[QUOTE=Tjohoo;2015072]Harmony is a better club in my opinion.
But if it is worth 50 E x 2 to take a taxi to Harmony in March / April? I don't think so...[/QUOTE]You don't have to pay 100 €. There's a regular train connection from Hamburg to Hittfeld, and from there it's 8 km ( ca. 25 € by taxi) to Harmony. I think you have to order a taxi in advance, just google "Taxi Hittfeld". The last train back to Hamburg leaves around half past midnight.
Therefore it's not 100 € but only 50 €. And you have to consider that the entrance fee at Atmos is 15 € higher and that you have to pay at Atmos more often extra money for services like BBBJ than at Harmony. The only real advantage of Atmos is the big swimming pool. The atmosphere is much nicer at Harmony. Concerning the girls I had (bad) luck with my choice at both places and I've been to each around 50 times, though in the last two, three years I've hardly been at Atmos.
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Better than swimming pool, at Harmony You have the beautiful little river, great sauna, beds to sleep, and lovely Nicole. Ro for 60/30 mn with fluent DFK and BBBJ, and no upselling. At Atmos, with DFK and BBBJ, 90 for 30 mn. I was not asked for extra for my work on DATY.
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First timer
[QUOTE=Sirioja;2019249]Better than swimming pool, at Harmony You have the beautiful little river, great sauna, beds to sleep, and lovely Nicole. Ro for 60/30 mn with fluent DFK and BBBJ, and no upselling. At Atmos, with DFK and BBBJ, 90 for 30 mn. I was not asked for extra for my work on DATY.[/QUOTE]Hadn't tried any of the clubs in Hamburg so decided to give one a go last week. Based on reports on this forum selected Harmony over Atmos. Taxi there from centre of city was 60 euros. I couldn't be bothered with a train then cab (like Oase) = too much hassle for me to save a few euros.
Small but really well maintained club. Middle of nowhere quite a distance south of the city. I was worried about being able to get a cab back but it was no issue (but another 60 back).
Lovely location over top of river, nice views, and good quality club. Similar to Sakura Stuggart in some respects but smaller.
Whilst talking to the beautiful Lisa (20 Ro brunette) in bar and telling her I'd never been in the club before in walks a regular girl I know from the UK. Both amazed to see one another, Lara and I kissed, hugged and howled with laughter. She in only there for a week more. Blonde, slim. Pretty.
First room with Lisa. Amazing talon nails and boy could she use them. Very sexy body. Left to rest. Returned for another 90 minutes with her during which time she brought in her friend (can't recall name but covered head to toe in tattoos. Big boobs). Fantastic time had. Ordered some lovely prawns from very helpful chef. Really liked the club and would return. 50 e entrance and free beer.
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[QUOTE=Sirioja;2019249]Better than swimming pool, at Harmony You have the beautiful little river, great sauna, beds to sleep, and lovely Nicole. Ro for 60/30 mn with fluent DFK and BBBJ, and no upselling. At Atmos, with DFK and BBBJ, 90 for 30 mn. I was not asked for extra for my work on DATY.[/QUOTE]Hi siroja, the extra for BBBJ at atmos must depend on the Girl as I had some where it is included. But yes most Will ask for Extra on this. I were at atmos and harmony last week, few girls on harmony also had BBBJ as extra, just paid and enjoyed LOL.
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Harmony 1st visit
Just got back! Here is a quick report. Took a train to Hettfeld from Hamburg and then cab for 25 e. Paid 50 e entry.
Martha 173 cm beautiful girl from Poland. Blonde, slender, long legged. 32 but great schlank figure and model face I like. 9/9. 5/8. 1 hour 180 for everything. BJ, DFK, DATY etc. Multiple positions. 180 plus 20 tip. The most beautiful girl there IMHO. Wouldn't kiss when I first said for only 30 minutes but once in room I charmed her into doing everything and I extended to an hour. Came at the hour time as she sat over me.
Gina. 25. Serbian. Small girl about UK size 6. 160 cm. Red thong. Dark brown hair. Tanned and kohl lined eyes. I thought she was Indian first. Nose ring. 30 minutes 120 for everything. 8/7/7. Very friendly but not sure about repeat.
Maya. The highlight. 28 yr old Hungarian. 170 cm model like figure but 10 cm heels too. Pretty face with intense dark brown eyes and light brown hair. Long legs. Tattoo of a pair of human eyes on her lower back in ink. Two names tattooed on her forearm. Red lipstick. Stunning. And best of all the only girl who offered everything as before for 60/30 with no upselling. So I decided to start with 30 minutes but she was so good I quickly extended to an hour and then another 30 as I wanted to fuck her in the ass. After I came we smooched for a while. Amazing girl. 8.5/9/10. Will definitely return for her. Total 240 + 10 tip. So worth it!
Excellent club with great facilities a bit reminiscent of Sakura. Amazing food and a lot of pretty girls. Spoke to another stunning Romanian girl with platinum blonde hair and a very pretty face and planned to go with her as she was 19 but she was busy later. Forget her name. Also a very tall blonde German girl wearing a black sexy topless one piece with a Great ass is also on my list. Taxi back was expensive at night. 90 e. That is an issue and I should have just got the cab to Hettfeld and gotten the train back but I was tired.
Out of the 3 clubs (Babylon, Atmos, Harmony) it is overall definitely the best but it is a bit far out and doesn't have as much of a party-vibe as Babylon or the Hessen clubs. In future won't take cab all the way back. In terms of value for money there isn't much in it to be honest if you go for long sessions with all the extras but if you're after 60/30 and same service as before then a select few girls it seems here will do it but most will say 60/30 is now just suck and fuck mit gummi. That seems to be the default in the Hamburg area although it is not always the case- it all depends on the girl.