[QUOTE=EscapeArtist;2769376]How dumb are you? You take my 1 mile pace when running a 5 K for casual exercise and think that is my 1 mile sprint pace? That's how I know you never actually compete.
Even a little child knows that sprint pace is faster than longer distance. But it doesn't matter, you can't even run that far anyway. Your bones are too weak, that is why you ride a bicycle.
Tell you what, next time I am in Germany we can race from Hotel Contel to Sharks. If you win, I pay for 1 hour with any girl at whatever rate she asks and you can keep writing your stories on here and brag about how you beat someone younger and more athletic. If I win, you never write on here again, ever.
Take the bet or shut the fuck up loser.[/QUOTE]Will tickets be sold via Ticketmaster?