Mongering off a Cruise Ship in Ensenada
my holland american cruiseship docked at ensenada and let passengers ashore about 7:45 pm (on 5 march - sorry for the delay). i walked through the souvenir shop on the dock by the side of the ship. right on the other side there were $2 shuttles starting a little after 8 pm that went to the main shopping area, which is also the main mongering area. in fact, the drop off and pick up spot was just around the corner from anthony's disco. this is a very good thing too, because street signs were conspicuous by their absence.
i wanted to try a massage parlor so i walked around the area looking for one. i noticed four, but they were all closed. i also saw the men's club, pescadores, and other places in my stroll, but none seemed active, at least as viewed from the outside.
i recognized anthony's right away by the big gorilla replica staring out from the roof. it was obviously open for business. i walked in past a man who seemed to be on anthony's staff. inside a short middle aged man ushered me to a table and took my order for a $3 diet pepsi. they spoke decent enough english. i didn't quite catch what he said to me when he came back with my drink, but it seemed to concern this girl on the other side of the room. maybe he was asking if i wanted her to join me. yes, sure, ok.
there was a striptease type dance stage with nobody on it. but on the other side of it a few attractive enough women were standing around. one blonde with lots of cleavage and white capri pants came over to my table. her name was sophie. i bought her a $10 drink and made conversation. i told her about my cruise. she said she gets seasick. she wasn't a great conversationalist but i managed to keep up some chatter. she left to go to the ladies room. fortunately she came back because i didn't want to go through all that again, plus i only had a couple of hours and change to get back on my ship.
when our drinks were finished, instead of ordering more drinks i asked sophie about privados. "huh?" "you know, private rooms, upstairs or in the back." she seems a bit shy but informs me they are next door in a hotel. i allowed as how i'm not really used to this. she was not all all aggressive, but nervous seeming and tee-hee, tee-hee. when i asked her how much i thought she said it was $14 for something, drinks maybe; and $16 for the room - $30 altogether. and $100 for her.
the little guy who brought me to the table and brought her over also says $30. i only had two $20 bills which i gave him and asked for change. sophie goes and gets her short white jacket and is ready to go. i just take off with her withought getting change.
as we walk out the front door i remark to her, "wow, you're tall." she claims it is her high heels which lift her higher than my 5 foot 7. we get to the end of the building and turn in a driveway where there is a hotel office. a clerk is at the desk. i'm told it is $15. i go, huh, i thought i paid it back at the bar. i told sophie the bar guy told me $30 and i paid him $40 and didn't get change. i probably wouldn't make a fuss if i had small bills to pay this unexpected charge. sophie takes the $100 bill for her and takes the $15 for the room out of it. maybe she'll get the $15 back from bar guy later.
we have room 1 at the end of the lower level. she jokes that it is the presidential suite. i close the door and she draws the drapes. i undress and go to [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord134][CodeWord134][/url]. it is a pretty regular looking motel type room with large bed, dresser, bathroom, not too much else. she takes off her clothes now including a sexy tiny white thong. she looks good naked although she is not slender.
she demonstrates that shoeless she is indeed a little shorter than me. then she hops on the bed and pats the spot next to her. she starts fluffing me up by hand while i'm palpating her nice natural tits and full but sexy hips and thighs. i tell her she feels very nice which is the truth. "do i want a blow job?" "yes." she puts on the condom and gives my johnson a good hoovering. "are you ready to have sex?" i love polite women. "yes." she straddles me and lowers herself onto my penis. she rides me while i buck my hips and fondle her nice soft flesh. after a nice go at this she hops off thinking i'm finished.
i tell her i hadn't come but usually needed to finish by hand because of a retarded ejaculation condition. so she starts pumping me by hand. i take over after she's been at it for a while. the condom is still on which makes it even more difficult. she fondles my nuts, nipples, chest, and stomach. very nice. i ask if i can suck on her tits. "no." "ok, its just that it would make it easier for me [to come]." but with her sexy looks and the great feel of her hands all over me i shoot what is a big load for me. she brings me some tissue to clean off. we get dressed and walk back to anthony's together. she asks if i'm going back to the ship right away. "yes." she disappears back into anthony's as i go, "bye, sophie, thanks."
it is only $1 for the shuttle back to my cruiseship. my shore excursion cost me a total of $156. i know that i can get fs and a massage too for that amount back in the usa but it is still a reasonable price and i'm quite happy with my time with sophie.
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Ensenada cops are very strict
I got pulled over for a half stop at a stop sign on the main drag. The cops were driving an old Nissan Sentra which I could easily outrun.
He spoke a little English. I tried very subtly to offer him money by asking him if I could pay the fine on the spot, but he just ignored my offer. He was gonna write me a ticket until he found out I was a tourist living in a hotel. He took my driver license and told me to follow him to the Police station to see a judge.
I parked outside the station. The desk sergeant took my car key. I waited around to see the judge. The judge was a tough-looking guy wearing a leather jacket and cowboy boots in a small office inside the station. Must be real nice to have judges working for the PD. Bill Bratton must have been droolling at that scenario.
I told the judge the stop sign was obscured by the ficus tree, and that I did stop in the middle of the intersection when I saw the sign. He looked at me with disgust like he had heard the same lie many times. The truth was that I was trying to stop in the middle of the intersection when I saw the cop pulling up in his old Nissan Sentra. He told me $60 fine or car gets impounded, costing extra... I asked for a break. He reduced the fine to $40. I paid the fine and got back my car key. It took about 45 minutes.
6 AM the next morning, a cabbie took me from the hotel to the fishing boat. The whole town was still sleeping, there was virtually no traffic. He did something wrong on the same main drag, ended up with a motorcycle cop on his ass. He got a ticket. He was shaking his head, lamenting that the ticket was worth a couple days of his wage.
My impressions are that Ensenada cops are very strict but not corrupt. Whereas bribes are expected in Tijuana, you may get nailed for attempting to bribe in Ensenada. Just stay out of trouble and drive perfectly when in Ensenada.
[QUOTE=Heyzeus]Not true. Liability insurance is only required in Mexico if you are involved in an accident. With that being said, never drive in Mexico without good mexican liability insurance. If you do then you're asking for trouble.
The cops in Ensenada and Tijuana as well, always make threats to take you to jail or impound your car but it's only a tactic to scare you into paying a bribe. If you stand your ground they will usually back off. If not then you'll have to see the judge and possibly pay a fine.
On the other hand if you know that you have done something wrong that's more serious, like DWI or possessing drugs, then it's best to pay the cop a mordida and be on your way.[/QUOTE]
Fishing and mongering in Ensenada
That winter fishing trip I got a dozen ling cods which is the white-meat fish somtimes called lizard fish, about 10 Lbs each. They are fightsy and good eating. A few Japanese fellows brought along wasabi, soy sauce and beers. At half time, we had a good sashimi party with the big bonitas they caught. In the summer I've caught large calico basses and tunas.
Check out the package deals to Cabo or Mazatlan with Alaska or Mexicana. Flight and hotel sometimes cost only $350, double occ. for 3 nights. Go during the summer months and you are sure to catch a few marlins, mahi mahi and tunas. Bring along a large cooler and haul back deep-frozen fillets. Could last you a few years.
I like the raw-clam cocktails sold out of food carts at every street corner in Ensenada, fresh and delicious and never gave me any stomach problem. The fish tacos in Ensenada are delicious with all those fresh fish from the fish market. Make sure you ask their prices before partaking because some of those seedy restaurants around the fish market charge very high prices.
I usually eat at the biggest sea food restaurant named 'Puerto Nuevo?' where you can sit on the sidewalk on main tourist shopping street. The place is cleaner, the food is better and prices are the same if not lower than the dirty places around the fish market. There are a few good restaurants in town.
Of course when night falls, I party at Anthony where they give you a shot of good tequila with each $3 beer. It's nice to hang out with your fishing/drinking/fucking buddies and flirt with the chicas. Anthony has been remodeled as a strip club aiming at the gringos' taste, not a Mexican dancing club like before. There are a few stunners here. The chicas here are easy going, costing $100, not the fast-fuck machines like those in TJ. A few mongers have been mentioning the La Noche de Paris with good talents. I will check it out next time.
There were a few street girls hanging out on the dark street between Anthony and the hotel Santo Tomas. They want $50. Last time there was noone good looking enough to fuck.
[QUOTE=HornyTraveler]Any Yellowtail (Jurel) or White seabass?
I love that fish market, great seafood and cheap, try the smoked tuna or marlin is great stuff, and the fish tacos at the puerto are the best![/QUOTE]