Mexicali

[QUOTE=Darrrrr;1193993]He then asked what was the purpose of my visit to Mexico and I answered 'visiting friends'. He then asked what was my friends name to which I replied ' that is none of your business'. At that point I was told to get out of my vehicle and was handcuffed for being 'not compliant' and was taken into the office. I was detained for about 25 minutes and then released.[/QUOTE]I use to work a job in Laredo, where I crossed the Nuevo Laredo border 3 times per day, so I'm very familiar with these USA Custom asshole mother fuckers. They can abuse their power, and get away with it, which is exactly what they do. Really ain't much you can do about it. File a complaint about it, but they don't give a shit. Your complaint will just go into the trash can.

They like to play,"big shot." That's all this asshole was doing with you. Slap the cuffs on you," Oh, you's in big trouble." Makes them feel like big shots. They're just assholes. I worked with them for years, going back and forth across the border, and I have ZERO respect for U.S. Customs. I've seen them abuse their power numerous times. Ain't nothing you can do about it. They're just having their "fun." They laugh about it. They get off to it.

[QUOTE=Darrrrr;1194263]The supervisor just shrugged.[/QUOTE]The supervisor just shrugged because he didn't give a shit.

[quote]I believe it truly is none of their business whether I go to strip clubs or visit friends.[/quote] WRONG, VERY WRONG. These people deal with all kinds all day, they neither need or deserve BS from anyone honestly traveling for any reason, be honest.

I come from a law enforcement family. And can tell you that it is not the answer you give, but how you give it. Show respect, whether they deserve it or not.

"It's none of your business" is NOT a good answer, it IS their business. The purpose of your visit, be it business or personal, is of concern to them.

Being what one may consider a "wise ass", is not a position you want them to put you in. Be honest, very honest, it's the best policy, they could care less if you went chasing putas.

But Do tell them the truth, in a round about way if you want, but don't play games. My generic answer is "drinking beer and chasing women". Once I was asked why I came so far to do that.

Told him that the beer was cheaper, and the women easier to catch.

A law enforcement family member told me that your attitude is EVERYTHING, be honest, avoid wise cracks and your passage will go smoothly.

Cop an attitude? They will show you who is in charge.

I have been crossing into and from Mexico since 1968, and have never had an issue when mongering, just be honest, be straight with them, they have no desire to hassle anyone that is just having some fun.
They ain't stupid, they know why we cross, they don't care, but don't play games with them.

Want them to put your car up on a lift and completely disassemble it? They CAN DO THAT if for any reason they suspect anything.

When entering the country, you can be subject to a FULL INSPECTION, including what's inside you, just give them a reason.

REMEMBER THIS, RESEARCH IT IF YOU SO DESIRE, BUT...,"By law, Customs officers have the authority to conduct enforcement examinations without a warrant, ranging from a single luggage examination up to and including a personal search."

I would agree with just about everything Bbond wrote below. When they question me about the purpose of my visit to Mexico, I just answer with,"Women." They always wave me through. If I answered with,"None of your business," I would get hassled from them. If you're evasive with your answer, they can call you in for further questioning.

I'll also stick with my previous post, which may sound like a contradiction to what I'm saying here. It's not. They can still be assholes, and abuse their power, with the way they carry out their duties. I could go on and on, with specific examples, I've personally experienced, of how they conduct their business in an improper way, and abuse their power, which would bore the hell out of most people here, so I'll leave it at this.

I will give one example, although I could give many. One time I had a Customs officer who was outraged at how I was being treated by other Customs officials. I needed to have my work vehicle inspected, and some officers who were responsible for inspecting it, just stood in another area, and shot the shit with each other, for about 1 hour, instead of inspecting my vehicle. This officer asked how long I had been waiting for these officers to inspect my vehicle. I told him 1 hour. He told me I should file a complaint against them. I told him I wouldn't waste my time, filing a complaint against these officers. I told him my company had been filing complaints for years concerning these officers, and that it doesn't do any good. My point being, even he could see they were abusing their power with me, and conducting their business in an improper way. I can't preceed on, until these officers inspect my vehicle, and these officers knew that. Their attitude was, "Fuck you, you can wait. We're the big shots in charged." I told this Customs officer it was, "Just business as usual for these officers." I told him, and these were my words, "They pull this kind of shit all the time." He just shook his head, and walked away. And this wasn't something "personal" between me and these officers. All the other drivers drivng these kind of work vehicles that I drive get the same kind of lousy treatment from these officers. The drivers are aware of it, and the companies they work for, are very aware of it.

The thing that angered me was the fact that I was pulled out of my vehicle and handcuffed. I think that the inspector could have done one of two things, explain to me why he needed to know the names of the people I visited or send me to secondary. Although I still contend that the names of who I visit is none of their business, I will play their game. From now on I will no longer say I was visiting friends, I will just say I was having dinner. When they ask where, I will just answer "for tacos". I think that in this case the inspector could have handled it differently, and the outcome would have been different. I think that in the rush to put more people on the border, they have not done a good job of teaching. Also how they ask the question has a lot to do with the way how a person will answer. They need to understand that not all people who cross the border are criminals and that if they want respect, then they need to show respect to the people. If the guys tone of voice would have been different, I would not have answered the way I did.

[QUOTE=Darrrrr;1194581]The thing that angered me was the fact that I was pulled out of my vehicle and handcuffed. I think that the inspector could have done one of two things, explain to me why he needed to know the names of the people I visited or send me to secondary. Although I still contend that the names of who I visit is none of their business, I will play their game. From now on I will no longer say I was visiting friends, I will just say I was having dinner. When they ask where, I will just answer "for tacos". I think that in this case the inspector could have handled it differently, and the outcome would have been different. I think that in the rush to put more people on the border, they have not done a good job of teaching. Also how they ask the question has a lot to do with the way how a person will answer. They need to understand that not all people who cross the border are criminals and that if they want respect, then they need to show respect to the people. If the guys tone of voice would have been different, I would not have answered the way I did.[/QUOTE]I agree. The officer involved with you, just wanted to play bigshot.

[QUOTE=Darrrrr;1194581]I think that the inspector could have done one of two things, explain to me why he needed to know the names of the people I visited or send me to secondary. Although I still contend that the names of who I visit is none of their business,[/QUOTE]It is not what you answer was, but how you answered, their job is to screen people entering the USA, asking the purpose of your visit to Mexico is very legit.

You say friends, they ask who, you stumble or say "none of your business", would make them wonder if you are telling the truth, or have something to hide.

I agree the agents, especially the newer ones, lack training and tack, but they do have quite a job, I can only imagine how many shit heads they have to deal with daily, people with fake papers, drugs, etc. Make their job easier, not for their benefit, YOURS.

After a very disappointing evening in Los Algodones which you can read about in the Algodones forum I went to Mexicali for the next part of my adventure. My luck was a little bit better here. I still did not get all that I wanted though.

Granjefe and I arrived in Mexicali and I used Google Maps on my Android phone with 2nd Chance's map of all the fun spots (thanks again 2nd Chance, it is very helpful) to find the Hotel Chinesca. On a previous trip I had made to Mexicali with Apache I had been inside the Hotel Chinesca briefly inside of Apache's room but I had never stayed there. I must say it was a very clean place and a very good bargain for the money (250 pesos plus 50 pesos key deposit). Since I do not speak Spanish I did have some problems when I first got to the desk. I used my talking electronic translator and asked for 2 rooms (one for me and one for Granjefe) on the east side per Apache's previous recommendations on this board to avoid all the noise from the night club on the west side. The lady behind the desk for some reason could not understand even as I showed her on my Android screen the question for the two rooms. I am not sure why, it seems pretty straight forward to me. It took a while but she finally got someone that worked in the hotel that spoke English and got us taken care of. Granjefe and I paid for the rooms and we finally got our keys. Since Granjefe had gotten lucky the night before in Algodones he was quite tired and wanted to sleep in a bit. He therefore slept in and then I went out my way to explore.

I first decided I wanted to get a bite to eat as it was now about 1 pm and I had not even had breakfast. I used 2nd Chance's map and walked to the Chinese Restaurant that he had put on the map and had a very good meal. Not speaking a word of Spanish I used the talking translator for the entire visit asking for a table for one, ordering the meal (the translator even knew who to order Kung Pao Chicken) and even asking for a to go box for the unfinished food. They are very handy. The Golden China Restaurant I must say is a very good restaurant. They served me a HUGE plate of food and the entire bill was only $112 pesos including the drink. I highly recommend that restaurant if you like Chinese food. 2nd Chance must like it too since he put it on his map. After I was done eating I walked south to check out the quadrangle strip club area. It was fairly early still so all four clubs were closed. I was expecting that but at least I had an idea of what to expect as far as finding them for later.

I then returned to the area of my hotel and walked around the zona. There were not many girls in the Zona. There were like 2 in the Hotel Nuevo Pacifico and 2 in the Hotel Kennedy and another one in some hotel that is not on 2nd Chance's map that I can not remember the name of. Only one of the girls I saw in the hotels were really ones I would have considered to do. I decided to hold off though. I was approached by a street girl that was trying to solicit me. Even though the girl was pretty good looking I opted not to because I had read Apache's previous post about how he got in trouble with the policia for picking up a street girl and all the garbage he had to go through paying the bribe. Apache's post had said the policia had told him it was ok to pick them up in the clubs and the hotels but not on the street so I decided I did not want to chance it. I must say that was the only street worker I saw. Last time I was there with Apache the street was FULL of street working ladies. The policia must have really cracked down on that. I saw a Tranny at the La Casona which I of course avoided with a 20 foot poll. I then went into the Playboy Club as it seemed to be open. I guess it must open earlier. It was about 3 PM by this time. There were about 10 girls working and 8 of the ten were heifers and the other 2 were not spectacular but maybe were doable. I went in and the waiter seated me down and after I was there for about a half hour one of the 2 doable girls came and sat next to me. Her name was Marsella. She was not a hottie by any means but she was average at least (the other girls were below average). She spoke very little English. The waiter came up to me and I bought her a drink and we went to the back of the place with the tables. She then unzipped me and pulled my cock out and started to play. She definitely was not a bashful lady. I was not planning on going any further with her but then the waitor came to me and asked me if I wanted to fuck her. I politiely said no. He persisted and said that I could fuck her for 700 pesos. I still said no and he still persisted and offerred her to me for 600 pesos. I was still politiely declining and he kept going down in price and he got down to 400 pesos. That was an offer I could not refuse. I have paid more money than that for hand jobs from street hookers in Phoenix so I had found the bargain of a lifetime. It was really strange though as we went to the back room. I was required to wear 2 condoms! I have never seen a working girl either in the United States or Mexico require that. Talk about paranoia! I did oblige but having 2 condoms did make it so it was not very fulfilling. I guess that is what you get for 400 pesos. LOL.

I then left the Playboy and went back to my hotel for a while. All of the talking I had done on the electronic talking translator on my phone had nearly depleted my phone's battery so I had to charge it back up so I could go talking to more people in Mexico. Isn't technology wonderful? I can go to a country where I do not speak the language and still communicate with people. I took a small cat nap at this point. I looked next door and Granjefe's lights had seemed to be off so I guess he was still sleeping. It was about 4:30 PM at this point. After my phone was charged up again I went on another mission. This time I wanted to check out the strip clubs.

The first club I decided to check out was La Casona. I used 2nd Chance's map and walked there. It was not that great. I did not spend much time there. The girls were not that great looking. One girl walked up to me and in English offerred to give me a private dance for $20. That is nothing special, almost every club in Phoenix will give you a private dance for $20. I declined. La Casona seemed to operate pretty much like a standard American club. It was nothing special and the girls were not that great. I spent maybe a half hour in the place and left. I then left to go to the quadrangle area of clubs using 2nd Chance's map (Kaoz, La Mosca, Porky's and Miau Miau's).

I got down there and I first went to club Kaoz. I had read many reports about Kaoz on this board in the past and about how it is about the most raunchiest club in the city so I just had to see it. It had barely openned when I first got there so the girls were not dancing yet. A waitor named Hector who spoke perfect English took care of me and got me my drink. Since the girls were not out yet and he knew I was waiting for them he even gave me a free one just for haning out. Hector was a cool guy. Finally after haning out there for about 45 minutes Alicia comes out. Alicia was a very attractive lady 22 years old. She immediately came right up to me, sat next to me and started playing with the goods (I was wearing a pair of shorts). Definitely not a bashful lady. She spoke a little bit of English. She was kissing me and playing with me the entire time. I bought her a couple of drinks and she got even more into it. She finally had to go on stage and invited me on the stage. Yes, I said ON the stage. Not sitting next to the stage but on the stage! She started doing her dance all around me 365 degrees and then grabbed my hand and shoved my finger right up her pussy. She then started to hug me and as she was hugging me she sort of pulled me to the floor with her as she got on the floor and laid on her back and then she took my face and shoved it right in her pussy. She then came over to me and told me to give her another dollar (I had already given her like 3 or four while on the stage by this point). I gave her another dollar and then she whispered in my ear to ask me to "eat her!". I was completely taken on this! I was not sure if she was joking or what. I asked her, are you serious? She said "I am very serious". I then proceeded to perform cunnilingus on her while on stage in front of all the other customers! I could not believe this! I kept on thinking that if this was a club in the United States it would be shut down in no time. I could not believe my eyes. After she was done the next girl came and she was not good looking. She had guys coming to the stage and inserting fingers. I declined on this one. Actually there were 12 girls dancing there and 11 out of 12 of them were from the cattle feeding lot and one of them (Alicia) was an awesome beauty. I got the awesome beauty. The others would have had to pay me to do things to them. I then decided I at least wanted to look at the other clubs so I got up to leave. Hector begged me to stay but I really wanted to at least poke my head into the other clubs to see what they had going on. I promised Hector I would return.

After I got outside I saw Granjefe and we were reunited. I told Granjefe what had just happenned at Kaoz and he was very interested. I first wanted to look at the other places though. I went to La Mosca and the girls there were all overweight, nothing great. Granjefe and I spend maybe 3 minutes there. I then went to Porky's (actually Granjefe had already been there) and it was true to its name. A bunch of porky looking ladies! Nothing there that was of interest. Granjefe and I then went to Miau Miau's and I must say they definitely have the best looking ladies. The ladies there were almost all hotties with maybe 1 or 2 exceptions. We spent a few minutes there but then decided to go back to Kaoz as I wanted to return to Alicia and Granjefe wanted to see what I had earlier described.

We got in and the heifers were on the stage. Very raunchy heifers but heifers nonetheless. Alicia was working the crowd. Alicia saw me and came over to visit me again. I greeted her again and she asked me if I wanted anything and I said nothing for now. I asked her how much for a TLN and she said $300. That was a little high so I did not take her up on it. Granjefe and I then sat back and watched the girls perform and they were all pretty raunchy. At this point I was really attracted to Alicia so I decided I was not quite ready to give up on negotiating with her. I had her come back over and bought her another drink. I asked her again and she still said $300. I counterred with $200 but she would not budge from $300. I was trying to see if we could compromise somewhere in between but she could not understand me so I asked Granjefe who speaks a little bit of Spanish to see if he on a last ditch effort get her to compromise half way at $250. She was having a hard time understanding Granjefe so she brought over an English speaking waiter. I told the waiter and he asked her but she would not compromise. The waiter then suggested that I do her there. I asked how much and he said $100 for an hour. I am 40 years old so it is hard for me to perform in that amount of time especially since I was expecting to do whoever I was going to do at my hotel room so I had left the Viagara there. I said no but the waiter kept on trying to talk me into it. He then pulled me aside and told me that he was going to be the person that kept the time anyway and that if I would tip him another 30 he would let me have her for 2 to 3 hours. I finally decided to comprosmise and do this. Alicia was a pretty raunchy girl. She fucked me hard and long. She was like the energizer bunny never relenting. She sucked me and I again performed cunnilingus . I did not really like having sex on a private booth bench, I would have much rather have had it in a bed but I could not arrange that for less than $300. Alicia was pretty good. After I was done with Alicia I went back on the stage and the waiter had told me Granjefe had went to Miau Miau's again. I therefore again went there.

At this point I had pretty much depleted my monger funds so I did not do anything there. They definitely do have the best looking ladies there. I did see one guy that had his face in a girls crotch there licking so it looks like it has some possibilities too. I definitely want to go there sometime in the future and explore more. After we were done with Miau Miau's Granjefe and I went back to the Zona. Ganjefe wanted to check out Playboy's so I tagged along. When I returned there they actually had good looking ladies. Earlier in the day it was a cattle lot but now at about 10 or 11 pm or so it had some hotties. My funds were down so the only thing I did this time was to buy a lady a couple of drinks and get some dancing from her. Granjefe had a flaca that he was buying some drinks for. It was a pretty good time. There was one girl that was on the stage that had the number 69 on her shorts as she was dancing that I was extremely attracted to but I did not have the money to pursue it. I may sometime return to try to find her. After we were done with Playboy's Granjefe and I walked down the zona to see what was happening. We did go into El Gato Negro a place that I had actually met a really good chica named Karina in the past that I have posted about before. Granjefe wanted to check El Gato Negro out. We maybe spent 2 minutes there because it was so freakin loud we could not handle it. I saw no sign of Pedro there so it must have been his night off.

We then called it a night and the next day we went through the border with no issue. The Sunday line was very short. All in all my trip to Mexicali was a good time. Right now I am contemplating only going here since Algodones was such a let down as you can see from my Algodones post.

[QUOTE=Tempe Jon; 1194710]After a very disappointing evening in Los Algodones which you can read about in the Algodones forum I went to Mexicali for the next part of my adventure. My luck was a little bit better here. I still did not get all that I wanted though.

Granjefe and I arrived in Mexicali and I used Google Maps on my Android phone with 2nd Chance's map of all the fun spots (thanks again 2nd Chance, it is very helpful) to find the Hotel Chinesca. On a previous trip I had made to Mexicali with Apache I had been inside the Hotel Chinesca briefly inside of Apache's room but I had never stayed there. I must say it was a very clean place and a very good bargain for the money (250 pesos plus 50 pesos key deposit). Since I do not speak Spanish I did have some problems when I first got to the desk. I used my talking electronic translator and asked for 2 rooms (one for me and one for Granjefe) on the east side per Apache's previous recommendations on this board to avoid all the noise from the night club on the west side. The lady behind the desk for some reason could not understand even as I showed her on my Android screen the question for the two rooms. I am not sure why, it seems pretty straight forward to me. It took a while but she finally got someone that worked in the hotel that spoke English and got us taken care of. Granjefe and I paid for the rooms and we finally got our keys. Since Granjefe had gotten lucky the night before in Algodones he was quite tired and wanted to sleep in a bit. He therefore slept in and then I went out my way to explore.

I first decided I wanted to get a bite to eat as it was now about 1 pm and I had not even had breakfast. I used 2nd Chance's map and walked to the Chinese Restaurant that he had put on the map and had a very good meal. Not speaking a word of Spanish I used the talking translator for the entire visit asking for a table for one, ordering the meal (the translator even knew who to order Kung Pao Chicken) and even asking for a to go box for the unfinished food. They are very handy. The Golden China Restaurant I must say is a very good restaurant. They served me a HUGE plate of food and the entire bill was only $112 pesos including the drink. I highly recommend that restaurant if you like Chinese food. 2nd Chance must like it too since he put it on his map. After I was done eating I walked south to check out the quadrangle strip club area. It was fairly early still so all four clubs were closed. I was expecting that but at least I had an idea of what to expect as far as finding them for later.

I then returned to the area of my hotel and walked around the zona. There were not many girls in the Zona. There were like 2 in the Hotel Nuevo Pacifico and 2 in the Hotel Kennedy and another one in some hotel that is not on 2nd Chance's map that I can not remember the name of. Only one of the girls I saw in the hotels were really ones I would have considered to do. I decided to hold off though. I was approached by a street girl that was trying to solicit me. Even though the girl was pretty good looking I opted not to because I had read Apache's previous post about how he got in trouble with the policia for picking up a street girl and all the garbage he had to go through paying the bribe. Apache's post had said the policia had told him it was ok to pick them up in the clubs and the hotels but not on the street so I decided I did not want to chance it. I must say that was the only street worker I saw. Last time I was there with Apache the street was FULL of street working ladies. The policia must have really cracked down on that. I saw a Tranny at the La Casona which I of course avoided with a 20 foot poll. I then went into the Playboy Club as it seemed to be open. I guess it must open earlier. It was about 3 PM by this time. There were about 10 girls working and 8 of the ten were heifers and the other 2 were not spectacular but maybe were doable. I went in and the waiter seated me down and after I was there for about a half hour one of the 2 doable girls came and sat next to me. Her name was Marsella. She was not a hottie by any means but she was average at least (the other girls were below average). She spoke very little English. The waiter came up to me and I bought her a drink and we went to the back of the place with the tables. She then unzipped me and pulled my cock out and started to play. She definitely was not a bashful lady. I was not planning on going any further with her but then the waitor came to me and asked me if I wanted to fuck her. I politiely said no. He persisted and said that I could fuck her for 700 pesos. I still said no and he still persisted and offerred her to me for 600 pesos. I was still politiely declining and he kept going down in price and he got down to 400 pesos. That was an offer I could not refuse. I have paid more money than that for hand jobs from street hookers in Phoenix so I had found the bargain of a lifetime. It was really strange though as we went to the back room. I was required to wear 2 condoms! I have never seen a working girl either in the United States or Mexico require that. Talk about paranoia! I did oblige but having 2 condoms did make it so it was not very fulfilling. I guess that is what you get for 400 pesos. LOL.

I then left the Playboy and went back to my hotel for a while. All of the talking I had done on the electronic talking translator on my phone had nearly depleted my phone's battery so I had to charge it back up so I could go talking to more people in Mexico. Isn't technology wonderful? I can go to a country where I do not speak the language and still communicate with people. I took a small cat nap at this point. I looked next door and Granjefe's lights had seemed to be off so I guess he was still sleeping. It was about 4:30 PM at this point. After my phone was charged up again I went on another mission. This time I wanted to check out the strip clubs.

The first club I decided to check out was La Casona. I used 2nd Chance's map and walked there. It was not that great. I did not spend much time there. The girls were not that great looking. One girl walked up to me and in English offerred to give me a private dance for $20. That is nothing special, almost every club in Phoenix will give you a private dance for $20. I declined. La Casona seemed to operate pretty much like a standard American club. It was nothing special and the girls were not that great. I spent maybe a half hour in the place and left. I then left to go to the quadrangle area of clubs using 2nd Chance's map (Kaoz, La Mosca, Porky's and Miau Miau's).

I got down there and I first went to club Kaoz. I had read many reports about Kaoz on this board in the past and about how it is about the most raunchiest club in the city so I just had to see it. It had barely openned when I first got there so the girls were not dancing yet. A waitor named Hector who spoke perfect English took care of me and got me my drink. Since the girls were not out yet and he knew I was waiting for them he even gave me a free one just for haning out. Hector was a cool guy. Finally after haning out there for about 45 minutes Alicia comes out. Alicia was a very attractive lady 22 years old. She immediately came right up to me, sat next to me and started playing with the goods (I was wearing a pair of shorts). Definitely not a bashful lady. She spoke a little bit of English. She was kissing me and playing with me the entire time. I bought her a couple of drinks and she got even more into it. She finally had to go on stage and invited me on the stage. Yes, I said ON the stage. Not sitting next to the stage but on the stage! She started doing her dance all around me 365 degrees and then grabbed my hand and shoved my finger right up her pussy. She then started to hug me and as she was hugging me she sort of pulled me to the floor with her as she got on the floor and laid on her back and then she took my face and shoved it right in her pussy. She then came over to me and told me to give her another dollar (I had already given her like 3 or four while on the stage by this point). I gave her another dollar and then she whispered in my ear to ask me to "eat her!". I was completely taken on this! I was not sure if she was joking or what. I asked her, are you serious? She said "I am very serious". I then proceeded to perform cunnilingus on her while on stage in front of all the other customers! I could not believe this! I kept on thinking that if this was a club in the United States it would be shut down in no time. I could not believe my eyes. After she was done the next girl came and she was not good looking. She had guys coming to the stage and inserting fingers. I declined on this one. Actually there were 12 girls dancing there and 11 out of 12 of them were from the cattle feeding lot and one of them (Alicia) was an awesome beauty. I got the awesome beauty. The others would have had to pay me to do things to them. I then decided I at least wanted to look at the other clubs so I got up to leave. Hector begged me to stay but I really wanted to at least poke my head into the other clubs to see what they had going on. I promised Hector I would return.

After I got outside I saw Granjefe and we were reunited. I told Granjefe what had just happenned at Kaoz and he was very interested. I first wanted to look at the other places though. I went to La Mosca and the girls there were all overweight, nothing great. Granjefe and I spend maybe 3 minutes there. I then went to Porky's (actually Granjefe had already been there) and it was true to its name. A bunch of porky looking ladies! Nothing there that was of interest. Granjefe and I then went to Miau Miau's and I must say they definitely have the best looking ladies. The ladies there were almost all hotties with maybe 1 or 2 exceptions. We spent a few minutes there but then decided to go back to Kaoz as I wanted to return to Alicia and Granjefe wanted to see what I had earlier described.

We got in and the heifers were on the stage. Very raunchy heifers but heifers nonetheless. Alicia was working the crowd. Alicia saw me and came over to visit me again. I greeted her again and she asked me if I wanted anything and I said nothing for now. I asked her how much for a TLN and she said $300. That was a little high so I did not take her up on it. Granjefe and I then sat back and watched the girls perform and they were all pretty raunchy. At this point I was really attracted to Alicia so I decided I was not quite ready to give up on negotiating with her. I had her come back over and bought her another drink. I asked her again and she still said $300. I counterred with $200 but she would not budge from $300. I was trying to see if we could compromise somewhere in between but she could not understand me so I asked Granjefe who speaks a little bit of Spanish to see if he on a last ditch effort get her to compromise half way at $250. She was having a hard time understanding Granjefe so she brought over an English speaking waiter. I told the waiter and he asked her but she would not compromise. The waiter then suggested that I do her there. I asked how much and he said $100 for an hour. I am 40 years old so it is hard for me to perform in that amount of time especially since I was expecting to do whoever I was going to do at my hotel room so I had left the Viagara there. I said no but the waiter kept on trying to talk me into it. He then pulled me aside and told me that he was going to be the person that kept the time anyway and that if I would tip him another 30 he would let me have her for 2 to 3 hours. I finally decided to comprosmise and do this. Alicia was a pretty raunchy girl. She fucked me hard and long. She was like the energizer bunny never relenting. She sucked me and I again performed cunnilingus. I did not really like having sex on a private booth bench, I would have much rather have had it in a bed but I could not arrange that for less than $300. Alicia was pretty good. After I was done with Alicia I went back on the stage and the waiter had told me Granjefe had went to Miau Miau's again. I therefore again went there.

At this point I had pretty much depleted my monger funds so I did not do anything there. They definitely do have the best looking ladies there. I did see one guy that had his face in a girls crotch there licking so it looks like it has some possibilities too. I definitely want to go there sometime in the future and explore more. After we were done with Miau Miau's Granjefe and I went back to the Zona. Ganjefe wanted to check out Playboy's so I tagged along. When I returned there they actually had good looking ladies. Earlier in the day it was a cattle lot but now at about 10 or 11 pm or so it had some hotties. My funds were down so the only thing I did this time was to buy a lady a couple of drinks and get some dancing from her. Granjefe had a flaca that he was buying some drinks for. It was a pretty good time. There was one girl that was on the stage that had the number 69 on her shorts as she was dancing that I was extremely attracted to but I did not have the money to pursue it. I may sometime return to try to find her. After we were done with Playboy's Granjefe and I walked down the zona to see what was happening. We did go into El Gato Negro a place that I had actually met a really good chica named Karina in the past that I have posted about before. Granjefe wanted to check El Gato Negro out. We maybe spent 2 minutes there because it was so freakin loud we could not handle it. I saw no sign of Pedro there so it must have been his night off.

We then called it a night and the next day we went through the border with no issue. The Sunday line was very short. All in all my trip to Mexicali was a good time. Right now I am contemplating only going here since Algodones was such a let down as you can see from my Algodones post.[/QUOTE]Dude you wasted your money badly on the putas. But you did eat at what I consider the best Chinese restaurante in Mexicali. You need to go to Bar El Establo for the best putas and a good time. The bar does not get started real good until around 9:00 PM. The best time is after 11:00. The bar has a courtyard and a motel. You can drink after the bar closes until 6:00 in the morning there. You can drink with the putas and rent a room and fuck them until 6:00 in the morning. Also try Bar San Diego.

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Amigo69

"I used my talking electronic translator and asked for 2 rooms (one for me and one for Granjefe) on the east side per Apache's previous recommendations on this board to avoid all the noise from the night club on the west side. The lady behind the desk for some reason could not understand even as I showed her on my Android screen the question for the two rooms. I am not sure why, it seems pretty straight forward to me."

The word for east is "este." But "este" also means "this." So, the translation could be,"I want a room on [B]this[/B] side" or "I want a room on the [B]east[/B] side." See why it is not so straight forward? See why she might be confused? See why your translator is not all it is cracked up to be? I am not trying to flame you; I am just trying to tell you that it isn't that simple. Plus Spanish is different in different areas. Brits say "lift" and in the US it is "elevator." Does the translator have the Spanish spoken in Spain ("coger" = grab a hold of or catch; like catch a bus) or that spoken in South America ("coger" = fuck) or the Spanish spoken in México? Or what?

Do you want to catch the bus or fuck the bus? This is the issue with those translators.

[QUOTE=Dickhead; 1195061]"I used my talking electronic translator and asked for 2 rooms (one for me and one for Granjefe) on the east side per Apache's previous recommendations on this board to avoid all the noise from the night club on the west side. The lady behind the desk for some reason could not understand even as I showed her on my Android screen the question for the two rooms. I am not sure why, it seems pretty straight forward to me."

The word for east is "este." But "este" also means "this." So, the translation could be,"I want a room on [B]this[/B] Side" or "I want a room on the [B]east[/B] Side." See why it is not so straight forward? See why she might be confused? See why your translator is not all it is cracked up to be? I am not trying to flame you; I am just trying to tell you that it isn't that simple. Plus Spanish is different in different areas. Brits say "lift" and in the US it is "elevator." Does the translator have the Spanish spoken in Spain ("coger" = grab a hold of or catch; like catch a bus) or that spoken in South America ("coger" = fuck) or the Spanish spoken in México? Or what?

Do you want to catch the bus or fuck the bus? This is the issue with those translators.[/QUOTE]I agree the electronic translator is not perfect. If you are able to speak Spanish that is definitely superior to a translator. I honestly wish I did speak Spanish. Well, I guess you did explain now why the east side issue occurred. Thank you for explaining that. Since I do not speak Spanish I did not know the word for east and this were the same word. I guess in the future I will have to say it different into the translator like maybe saying I want the rooms on the eastERN side. Hopefully eastern is a different word than the word for this. Maybe you can educate me on that if I am not right. I know you aren't flaming me. As I said speaking Spanish is definitely superior but if that is not available then you have to settle for the next best. I guess in the future I will try to find women that speak good English. I did find that once. Back when I was there in April and I had Karina she spoke pretty good English. I did not spend the night there on that trip so I did not get to ask Karina what she would get for the night. I have her phone number so maybe I will ask her for next time. I doubt if there will be too many girls there that do speak English but maybe I can find one or two. I do not only use the translator in Mexico. Living in Phoenix I sometimes have to use it here. Sometimes when you go into a convenience store on the south side of Phoenix the clerk will not speak English. The coger thing is interesting too. I actually never used the word fuck in the machine because on this forum I have read that Mexican putas do not like that word, they prefer that you ask them for sex. I always said into the translator "how much for sex". The translator translates the word sex into sexo. Is that word good for sex in Mexico? Maybe I will take a Spanish class at a community college or something. Of course, I doubt if a college class will teach the words that we want to use in Mexico. ROFL.

"Del lado del este" would probably work for eastern side. "Sexo" does for sure mean "sex." Definitely do not translate "fuck." "How much for sex" is very direct by Latin standards; it's an indirect culture. I mean, I know that is what you are there for and they know that is what you are there for, but I would use "make love." Hacer el amor. In fact, I would never ask how much. I would make an offer."I could help you out with 500 pesos if you want to make love." Puedo ayudarte con quinientos pesos si tu quieres hacer el amor. And always use pesos and not dollars. [B]Always[/B]. Or you could talk about a "little gift," a "regalito." Puedo darte un regalito de quinientos pesos si tu quieres salir conmigo."I could give you a little gift of 500 pesos if you want to leave with me."

Always treat wh@res like ladies. Always treat ladies like wh@res.

Here is a clip from [i]El Manaña[/i], a Nuevo Laredo newspaper, reporting on an automobile accident:
Ayer al mediodía, por el bulevar Constituyentes de la colonia Fovisste, circulaba a gran velocidad, [i][u]de poniente a oriente[/u][/i], un automóvil Chevrolet Lumina modelo 1993, con placas de Texas.
Translated:
Yesterday, mid-day, on the street Constituyentes in the colonia Fovisste, traveling fast, [i][u] from west to east [/u][/i], an automobile Chevy Lumina model 1993, with Texas plates.
So we see that [i][u]poniente for west, and oriente for east[/u][/i], are also used.

Good point. I had forgotten that."Occidente" means west also, come to think of it.

[QUOTE=Dickhead; 1195184]"Del lado del este" would probably work for eastern side."Sexo" does for sure mean "sex." Definitely do not translate "fuck." "How much for sex" is very direct by Latin standards; it's an indirect culture. I mean, I know that is what you are there for and they know that is what you are there for, but I would use "make love." Hacer el amor. In fact, I would never ask how much. I would make an offer."I could help you out with 500 pesos if you want to make love." Puedo ayudarte con quinientos pesos si tu quieres hacer el amor. And always use pesos and not dollars. [B]Always[/B]. Or you could talk about a "little gift," a "regalito." Puedo darte un regalito de quinientos pesos si tu quieres salir conmigo."I could give you a little gift of 500 pesos if you want to leave with me."

Always treat wh@res like ladies. Always treat ladies like wh@res.[/QUOTE]Well spoke Dickhead!