Mexcali Trip 3-17-12 to 3-18-12 Not So Good (El Establo Has A Dress Code? WTF!)
i must say this trip let me down. i had in the past done well in mexicali but this time it did not work out so well. i got into mexicali at about 4:30 pm i first went to the pharmacy that is right after you enter the country after leaving the tunnel to buy some viagra. i paid 510 pesos for 4 100 mg pills and now i think i got ripped off as i found out later that there are generics that are just as good. i asked this place if they had generic and they said it was not available. if anyone out there knows a really good pharmacy down there that gives the best deal please let me know. i then went on down madero until i came to the golden china restaurant. i had been driving for 4 hours to get to mexicali from tempe / phoenix and i had not eaten all day so at this point i was hungry. this is probably the best chinese restaurant i have ever been to and it is really cheap too. i highly recommend it. it was probably the one good thing about this trip.
after i was finished eating i started walking south on mexico ave until i hit the devil's triangle area. i went into la reforma to see about getting a room for the night. no one at the front office spoke english so i start to communicate with a speech to speech translator on my android smartphone. the ladies at the front desk actually got a kick out of that as they had never seen such a thing before. they actually started playing with it and having fun with it. they then told me the cost of the room would be about 250 pesos per night. i said fair enough and took the room. then probably the strangest thing i have ever seen happenned. after i paid i was sitting at the desk waiting for the key and then all the sudden the lady says to follow her. i was like wtf? i used the translator to ask where the key was and they started laughing. another customer of theirs then steps in and tells me in english that i do not get a key, that i need to go to the front desk every time i enter and ask them to open the door. i have never seen a hotel that does it that way. that was really strange. not a mexican thing either because i have stayed at both la chinesca and the lucerna and neither of them do that. this was only the start of things to happen.
i put my bags down and then i decided to go to the zona as it was still a bit early to go to strip clubs. there were not very many girls out there and the ones that were were not that great looking. note i said not that many girls, lots of guys (trannies) out there. i had one tranny that started following me that i did not proposition or anything that would not give up. he kept on telling me that i should try a guy and that i would like it. i kept telling this weirdo that i am not gay and that he needs to find someone else. he started in how he would give me a half price special and i got really angry at that point and very angrily yelled at him that i would not let him do anything to me even if he paid me! he still would not give up though following me through the zona and finally i snapped and yelled "get the fuck away from me you faggot"! probably a good thing most people there did not understand me as i yelled it in english. he kept following me though the zona even after this telling me that he would not go away until i gave him a try so i had to try to figure out a way to get this guy to shut up. i decided to walk into the nearest bar i could find and maybe he would not go in. i walk into this bar and low and behold it is a gay bar! a gay bar in the middle of the zona! i instantly walk out and he starts makinq wise cracks about how i really wanted to try that out. i finally gave up on the zona and started walking back to la reforma with this tranny following me all the way. when i got to the devil's triangle i walked into miau miau figuring he would never follow me in there but i was wrong. i got into the place and i immediately got a hold of one of waiters and told him that this faggot had been following me everywhere throughout the zona and would not leave me alone. they then had one of their bouncers grab this guy and throw him out. thank god! i stayed at miau miau just for a couple of songs as the night was still young so the good ladies had not come. i did meet this sexy looking lady though named marianna that i bought some privados with. i will have some more to say about her later.
i made a quick visit to all 4 of the clubs. all in all not bad. when i went into kaoz they recognized me from last time i was there and welcomed me back. they said they remember me being there with alicia (who i got syphillus from but i did not tell them that). alicia was no longer there they said but now they had a new girl named stephanie. hector called stephanie over to me and told her to give me a "memada" and she did immediately. hector said to me that this one was on the house as he gave stephanie some money. that is definitely service. i thanked him and watched a couple more dancers and then left.
i then wanted to try this place everyone on here talks about called el establo. i hailed a cab and told him to take me there and he did. unfortunately, no one on this board had mentioned that this place has a dress code. i got there and they would not let me in because i was wearing a t-shirt and shorts. they told me that one must wear a collared shirt and pants to enter. i was like wtf, why dress up when you are going to take them off anyway. lol. i had those with me but unfortunately they were way back at la reforma hotel. i then found a cab going down the street and hailed it and asked it to take me to bar san diego. bar san diego did let me in. that place looks just like a normal bar. if i had walked into that place not knowing what it was i would have thought i had walked into a dive bar in south phoenix. there was only one girl i was really interested in there but the problem was everyone else was interested in her too. one could not get her because as soon as she was done with one guy another would take her. i finally gave up and found a waiter there that spoke english and asked him to call me a cab. he did and i went back to the devil's triangle (maybe we should rename this place the devil's square now since there are four clubs there now. lol). i went back into kaoz and hector greeted me. i bought a couple of privados and a couple of drinks and then i decided to leave. i was walking across the street to go to miau miau's and a policeman stopped me in the middle of the road. he was giving me a ticket for jay walking. i could not believe this. hundreds of other people were out there crossing the road and he was not even bothering them as he was getting ready to take me in. i thought i was going to have to pay a bribe like i had heard so many stories about corrupt cops in mexico. the front door person at kaoz saw all this happening and he went inside and told hector and then hector came out and started talking to the police officer in spanish so i do not know what was said. all i know is that after hector talked to the cop the cop got in his car and took off not bothering me. i thanked hector and he just said that he takes care of his customers. at this point i thought that i probably owed the kaoz a little more business so i went back in and bought a couple more privados and again left thanking hector.
i then went to miau miau's this time making sure i crossed the street at an intersections (still while watching about everyone else out there cross everywhere). i sat in the front row and watched all the dances and then marianna came back. marianna is incredibly good looking. he has silicon implants and completely tone skin very thin. i got a couple more dances from her and she was being nice with me. i asked her how much to come to my room at the la reforma and she quoted me 1800 pesos. i asked her how long she would give me and she replied 2 hours. i took her up on the offer. big mistake! after i paid her she asked me my room number and i told her and she said to go to my room and she would be there in 15 minutes. i was like well how am i going to know that you are not going to take the money and run? she brought the manager of el miau miau over and he assured me that she would not do that, that she would be fired if she did and that if that did happen i could tell him and that he would set me up with another girl of my choice for free. i was cool with that. i bought a bottle of bottled water from the bar and took it with me to my room and used the bottled water to take a viagra pill (i never drink the tap water in mexico, do not want montezuma's revenge!). i waited about 15 minutes and marianna comes just as she says she would. we both get undressed and she looks at my dick and immediately says it is too big. i do not like to talk about this because when i do most other men do not believe me, they think i am just saying this because it is cool to have a long tool but my tool is really long. some women have in the past joked with me telling me that my penis should be colored black and put on a black man. lol. believe it or not, having a long tool can sometimes be more of a curse! john holmes was maybe popular on the porn circuit but most women would not want to do him (trust me, i know although i am not quite that long). women do not like them too long becaue when i insert it hits them in places they do not like (it goes too far up). mine is long but not thick. that can cause problems sometimes. marianna says she would try but she was not sure if she could handle me because it was too long. at this point i had already paid her so i was sort of like whatever. she starts sucking and fucking and i did not cum right away so she starts getting angry. i am like for christ's sake i am 41 years old, i can not cum on demand like a teenager! she then notices how i am staying hard the entire time never getting soft and she asks if i took viagra. i said yes. she then gets very angry with me telling me that viagara is why i am not finishing quick enough for her. i tell her that is crazy, that is what viagra is for! she says no, viagra just makes it hard but it makes it so it will not cum. as she was fucking me complaining the entire time that i took viagra and that my dick was too long she says to me that i need to finish in the next ten minutes or she was going to leave. it was only a half hour into the session so i was like "you told me that i could have you for 2 hours!". she said that she changed her mind because my dick is too long and because i took viagra. i was pissed. she left without finishing me after only a half hour. i think i will for now on be very leary of girls from miau miau. they have the best looking girls of the 4 clubs but after this experience i am now wondering if they girls are all con artists.
i now wish i would have stayed at kaoz. hector told me that he could hook me up for only $60 but i wanted to do a hot chick with implants at el miau miau. i did not see any kaoz girls with implants. i learned my lesson there. actually, what i think i want to do next time is to go back to el establo this time knowing about the dress code so i can get in because when i peaked inside the place it looked like it did have some hotties. i think that place has potential. as i looked around mexicali in clubs and around in general it did appear that hardly anyone wore t-shirts or shorts. i wonder if that is a cultural thing down there. do mexicans simply not like t-shirts and shorts? it seemed as if the only people wearing them were gringos.
also, if any of you veterans out there know the absolutely best places to exchange currency both when entering to buy pesos and when leaving to get rid of excess pesos getting the best exchange rate you can get i would be interested. i think i may have not gotten the best deal on that either.