Excellent post DT!
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Excellent post DT!
Thanks Allen Eire,
I have some fond memories of the times I visited Puerto Vallarta. My all-time favorite Puerto Vallarta chica was named Fernanda. Two or three years ago, she worked at Stravaganga, and later at the Cadillac Club when she had a falling-out with the former club's management.
Fernanda was a very busty 26 year-old lady with thick, curly black hair that fell midway down her back. She wore ruby-red lipstick and black mascara that highlighted her deep brown eyes. She wasn't fat, but her larger frame was accentuated by her sexy, low-cut evening dresses and elegant 8-inch spikes. Her dresses only managed to cover half of her ample cleavage, at most, while the shoes boosted her height from around 5' 5" to about 6' 1". One felt like he was displaying a showpiece as she took his hand and gracefully led him back to the private rooms for an enthusiastic performance. She was definitely not the typical Zona dancer.
Unlike a lot of working women who drink as fast as they can at your table, Fernanda would take her time. She preferred beer to mixed drinks and would often pour some of my beer into her glass while the waiters weren't watching. This saved me a lot of money, because the guy's drinks were a lot less expensive than the chica drinks. Fernanda was smart, however, because she knew that some of the money she saved at the drinking table would later be paid back to her with a visit to the private area: the difference being that the money was in her pocket rather than the club's.
As with some of the girls in the Zona, she actually lived at the clubs where she worked. To get out of the club, Fernanda was quick to accept an invitation to a night on the town during her nights off. Outside of the club, she was more conservatively dressed and enjoyed talking about current events and music. She had a very good sense of humor and one might never suspect her occupation from such an outside encounter.
On a later trip to Puerto Vallarta, I learned that Fernanda had moved farther north to Mazatlan. I have never seen her since, but I hope that life is treating her right, wherever she is. I miss her!
While I'm at it, here is a strange event which happened to me at Las Antorchas one afternoon. I think I have a post farther down that describes Las Antorchas as a little open-patio cantina that attracts independent working women interested in welcoming the cruiseship employees and seeing that they have a good time during their Puerto Vallarta stays.
So, I was sitting there quietly drinking my beer and surveying the surroundings. There were girls, trees, girls, cruiseship guys, girls, Captian Stubing of the Love Boat and, of course: there were girls. I was hoping to see the pretty little chica that I had spotted the day before, as she had been occupied with other customers for the duration of my previous visit. Unfortunately, she was nowhere to be found on this day.
Over a period of time, a couple of ladies dropped by my table and asked if I wanted their company. I was more interested in one than the other, but I said a polite, "No, thanks", and continued to drink my beer. The one I liked more, who had long, blond "Shakira-style" hair down to her rear, told me to just call her over if I changed my mind.
As I continued to drink my beer, a new woman entered the bar who I had never seen before. There are always women entering and leaving, as these independents don't have the fixed schedules of an employee. I really didn't pay too much attention to the new lady, but after a while, she just came over, sat at my table and started talking to me. She was a tiny bit heavy, but her typical women's bathing suit let you see that some of that weight was top-side, in a pair of nice breasts. Oh, and she was also a tiny bit drunk.
She told me her life story as she sat, including that she was a widow. Then, she told me how much she had been immediately attracted to me. I mean, this really started to get "gushy" and uncomfortable. Now, I'm only an average looking guy, so this sort of thing doesn't happen to me on a regular basis; especially with a reasonably attractive woman. She asked if I would buy her a drink. "The drinks here are the same price for everyone", she said.
So, I bought her the drink and she continued to gush about how much she liked me. I was really feeling awkard, but I still enjoyed the attention. Then she started begging me, "I want to have sex with you!" "Let's go to the hotel room behind the bar", she said, "I won't ask for any money, you just need to pay the doorman $10 dollars for the room". "I really, really like you", she added.
I know that this story already sounds unbelievable, but I felt very, very uncomfortable at this point. She was a sweet lady, maybe a little too nice a person to be working at that particular establishment. I had some small degree of attraction towards her, but she was implying that she wanted a real relationship rather than a business transaction. I would have honestly felt guilty if I had led her on under false pretenses. I don't know how things had gotten to where they were in this 30-minute instant romance, but I wanted out.
To escape this rapidly escalating situation, I told her I had a dinner appointment to make with my traveling buddies back at the hotel. She and I would have to meet up at some other time. She gave me her phone number and wanted me to call her the next day, so she could cook dinner for me. She even offered to drive to my hotel and pick me up.
To end the story, I didn't call her and was too much a whimp to show my face in Las Antorchas for the remainder of my week-long visit.
I'm not trying to pimp girls, but if any of you guys specialize in new mommas, go to Junior's Bar and ask for Dairé. She just returned to work after having a child 7 months ago. Her 100% natural breasts are still VERY large, although she is quite self-concious about her slight tummy bulge that is slowly disappearing. She has a very pleasant face, a nice personality and is an enthusiastic performer.
[QUOTE=Groove Train]The rest of the trip I frequented a place called Stravaganza....Here the prices were much lower. for $100 US for half an hour....The next night I paid $70 US for a 23 year old chica who had the prettiest face....Stravaganza is a low end joint with mostly mexixan clientel. The beers are only $2.00 US. The girls have a great attitude, and I was quoted $60 US by a few of them.[/QUOTE]I realize this was your first post, and it contained good detail and description. Thanks. So I'll try to criticize the message rather than the messenger:
To set the record straight for future visitors, the compound where this "club" is located, La Zona Rosa, is a dirty scruffy place, and aimed at a Mexican clientele. Many of the women are overweight and barely reach a 5 on the quality scale. The music is obnoxiously loud and cockroaches abound. Far better for the typical American to visit one of the tourist-oriented clubs mentioned in this thread.
That said, Zona Rosa might be tolerable for those who have a reasonable amount of Spanish and don't mind sub-standard conditions. You can bargain for a reasonably good-looking woman for 500-600 pesos. Much less if you're Mexican. Thus, seeing the prices mentioned in the above quote makes me sick. Under no circumstances should you pay $100 or even $70 at a dump like this. If you do, you fall into the category of rich, gullible Gringos who communicate by throwing their dollars around. This unnecessarily helps to eliminate Mexico as a place to get laid cheap.
A couple of blocks south of the cruise ship dock on the main road is Antorchas. The city bus will take you right by for 4 and one-half pesos. From old town it is about 50 pesos by taxi.
TJ is a shithole, but PV sounds even worse. Mexico has to be the worst country for "legal" prostitution.
TJ Bob,
I'm not sure what your refering to when you say PV must be a shithole. If your simply refering to the activities around sex I must say it can be expensive unless you realy know the city. I still wouldn't classify it as a shithole. PV has some very good looking ladies in some of the clubs aimed more at the tourist and wealthy Mexicans. Most of the girls in these clubs are imported, mostly from other parts of Mexico but some from Columbia, Venesuala and other countries. As for the city and surrounding area it is not even close to being a shithole. It is a great place to visit and enjoy a vacation. Great people, alot to do, nice weatherm clean and safe. Definitly not a shithole.
Well, one thing you have to admit...... nobody seems to post anything about PV.......
Hello guys,
I currently live in PV. I'm actually Mexican though brought up in a very non-mexican way. In any case. I currently live in PV. And I LOVE to go around bar jumping at night. Any information you need. It will be my pleasure to share with you up to date info on the places where we can go and enjoy the company of women. And if you're ever down here. Well go out and say hello to the girls ourselves. I know a great deal of them. And most of them know me, or heard about me. I'm excited to have found this site. And look forward to messaging with you guys.
The strip club/hooker bar candys girls used to have a pretty good website. Seems like it no longer exists... the club close or just their web provider?
[QUOTE=Belgrath]The strip club/hooker bar candys girls used to have a pretty good website. Seems like it no longer exists... the club close or just their web provider?[/QUOTE]I don't know about their website. But the place is still up and running. And I don't think theyll be closing anytime soon. Anyone in particular you want to visit again? ; o)
[QUOTE=Serinar]I don't know about their website. But the place is still up and running. And I don't think theyll be closing anytime soon. Anyone in particular you want to visit again? ; o)[/QUOTE]
Perhaps Ferananda the big boob blond, she works down there few months a year when she takes working vacations from TJ. After a month or 2 of not sessioning her the idea of banging her again down there pops in my mind.
Well. Senior frogs is a disco/bar. Where you need to actually PICK UP a girl. The advantage with a strip joint like junirs is taht you simplo go. And choose. Pwer of your pocket is the only limit to the situation. And yes. I agree there are some very cute girls there. And its been proven. Usa and canadian girls like dark mexican guys. Just like dark mexican girls like blonde and blue eyed USa and canadian guys. So. Just focus on those main points. And youll surely get laid.
[QUOTE=Belgrath]Perhaps Ferananda the big boob blond, she works down there few months a year when she takes working vacations from TJ. After a month or 2 of not sessioning her the idea of banging her again down there pops in my mind.[/QUOTE]Ok. Lets see. Big boob Blond. In a strip bar. Even if it is in mexico. I think I know about 6 or 7 of those! But pls. Let me know if she was any good. Will surely look her up or find out when shes back in town.
:o)