I second his thoughts.
Don't come to Mexico and be an asshole.
You won't win, we're all Americans and brown pussy is better than white pussy any day.
FP
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I second his thoughts.
Don't come to Mexico and be an asshole.
You won't win, we're all Americans and brown pussy is better than white pussy any day.
FP
[QUOTE=Serinar]In answer to your question, YES, there WAS a Candy`s VIP just off to the entrance to Bucerias, it was no good. It closed down and is currently another table dance bar called TANZERS. No good from what Ive heard, but cant confirm it.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the info Serinar, but what do you mean by no good? Music too loud, drinks/door charge to expensive, girls not friendly or pretty enough, the place is a dump? Can you tell me what you felt or heard wasn't good?
We're leaving for PV in 4 days, and really looking forward to it. As we're staying within walking distance of Bucerias, we will probably go and check out TANZERS, unless you know of a good reason why we shouldn't do this. Your thoughts would be greatly appreciated.
Thanks in advance for your reply.
Softbeard
Remember: one person's beauty is another's dog, the beauty stops at the skin while the good inside glows through ugliness, and it's that great variety that makes this big large world so interesting and wonderful!
fellow mongers,
my first trip to pv and it was awesome! i stayed at la hoya and didn't realize how far the hotel was from downtown. anyway, the 2nd night there i stopped at a local farmacia and picked up some generic viagra, hung out downtown and found local girls wanting to flirt and talk, but couldn't reel any in. headed back to the hotel and checked the phone book for escorts. got a young, hot latina for 160 plus cab fare and it was total gfe! i twisted and turned her hot lil ass in every position imaginable and she was really into it. we took a shower after the first pop and headed back to the bed for more. we laid on the bed naked and she wanted to spend the night. hell, i even dozed off for a minute until reality set a bomb off in my head! i didn't even know this chica and i wasn't about to wake up the next morning with my stuff missing. i told her i'd call her again (which i didn't) and got her a cab. the hotel desk was a little snippy about bringing her up to my room, but i told them she was my professional therapeutic masseuse and if their fucking beds weren't so hard, i could get some sleep. they backed off and we went on our way. the 3rd night i hung out downtown and this cabbie asked if i needed anything (x, chiba, coke, chicas). i told him i needed some chiba and he takes me up the side street from carlos o'briens and into this little storefront bar. the guy plops out a big ass bag of weed on the counter! i peek out the doorway and there's a cop two doors down. i tell the cabbie this shit ain't cool. he looks out at the cop and says "don't worry about him he won't do anything, how much do you want?" being nervous i ask him how much and he says i have to buy a minimum of 50 dollars worth. wtf! i tell him to hurry up and we do the deal, get in his cab, and as he's driving off he flips off the cop! now he asks me if i want chicas and i say sure. he takes me to juniors and gets me a table right up front. i'm sitting in front, drinking free shots, with a bag of weed in my pocket, and the most absolutely gorgeous piece of ass with perfect fake boob showing me her "beefy" clit. the guy comes over and tells me she's mine for 250. letting the big head do the thinking, i pass, tell him i don't feel comfortable with a bag of weed in my pocket and i'll be back the next day (i lied. she was hot, but i needed to stretch the monger dough). i head back to the hotel, light up a doob while sitting on the balcony, and listen to the ocean. the next night i go to zona rosa and party it up like a king! ( i did avoid the shemale bars.) i met this one chick at stravaganza who lived in la, but got deported because her boyfriend had her delivering drugs. she had some big ass chi-chis and got into some lesbo shit also! later on i started feeling like the locals were getting jealous, so i left. i did go back the next night because there was this tall amazonian looking chick that i just had to fuck. she was like 6'4" 220 with fake boobs and i wore my mountain climbing boots! i now know what a midget feels like when fucking a normal size chick. she was real cool and since it was my last night i gave her the left over weed i had. we sat in the deluxe room smoking one, went back to the club, and i bought her another drink so she could chill. now i'm back home and stare out my office window daydreaming about pv. i gotta get back there!
[QUOTE=Soft Beard]Thanks for the info Serinar, but what do you mean by no good? Music too loud, drinks/door charge to expensive, girls not friendly or pretty enough, the place is a dump? Can you tell me what you felt or heard wasn't good?
I heard it was expensive and the girls wherent worth it. But if you do check it out. Let me know.
Email me at same name at hotmail if ou guys want to hook up to go out while you're here.
Serinar
[QUOTE=Joe B Cool] ...Anyway, the 2nd night there I stopped at a local farmacia and picked up some generic viagra... [/QUOTE]
Hey Joe...
Do you remember the name of the generic V or where it was from? Also, if you remember the price.
I have lived in Mexico for 6+ years and I did not think that they sold the generic version here. I have seen it in El Salvador, Panama and Colombia, but never in Mexico.
Do me a favor and let me know the name. It will save me $$$ since I am spending over $10+ US per real Viagra.
Thanks,
$Bill
[QUOTE=Dollar Bill]Hey Joe...
Do you remember the name of the generic V or where it was from? Also, if you remember the price.
I have lived in Mexico for 6+ years and I did not think that they sold the generic version here. I have seen it in El Salvador, Panama and Colombia, but never in Mexico.
Do me a favor and let me know the name. It will save me $$$ since I am spending over $10+ US per real Viagra.
Thanks,
$Bill[/QUOTE]I didnt know we had that here in Mexico, and I'm a physician, so watch out and make sure theyre not selling you some crap in the name of another one. In case you mongers need an extra boost, I do have a urologist contact with a Testosterone shot that will light up y our rocket for a whole month and make the seņoritas happy. Risk free as long as you don't have any prostate problems.
Serinar
I don't know what the name is. The pill is blue with no markings on it. I went to the farmacia at the corner before you turn to go to La Hoya. I also got the same thing at the farmacia near the Hooters downtown. The girl that worked the counter was really friendly (asking if I had a girlfriend or wife). I asked her what time did she get off work and if maybe I could buy her a drink. She just giggled and I knew I was heading to Zona so I didn't waste much time cultivating. I never saw her working there after that though, because I wanted to pursue it during my "down" time. Maybe it was Cialis or something???!!! I do know it worked, but not as good as Viagra since there was about a 30 minute intermission between action. With Viagra I'd be stiff as a board if a mosquito landed on my crotch! And I would be in game shape 5 minutes after shooting my load. Thanks doc for the heads up, because I never thought about being sold something dangerous. (Gullible American here.)
Greetings from Alberta, Canada.
We will be coming down and staying at the Royal DeCameron on June 10th and needless to say rather excited about the adventure. I had the pleasure of reading this thread from one end to the other and look forward to exploring a few of the suggested spots. My question is, is there a place that favours "couples"? Here, we live the alternative lifestyle (BDSM) and were wondering if there are "specific" clubs that feature this? Also, are there must see things that we should check out while we are there and are there anything that we should definitely avoid?
Also, I suffer from migraines and am on an ongoing prescription of demerol. Yes i will ensure i bring some with me, but i was curious as to what the protocol is to having prescriptions refilled when you are down there, in case i run out? The last time we came down we were in Manzinillo and the two weeks we were there, i only suffered one day. That alone makes coming back to Mexico something to look forward to.
Any help you can share would be greatly appreciated
Hi Passion,
Since you will be with your wife (or husband), I would recommend a high-end place like "Junior's Bar" or "Candy's Girls" (which are owned by the same people), rather than a sleazy dump (which can also be fun in other circumstances).
At Junior's (southside of town) and Candy's (in the Marina area), all the waiters speak English. Just say what you are looking for and they can help out in both locating an interested girl and doing any initial language translations that you may need. You can also take the girl to your place for a couple of hours (if the hotel accepts visitors). I have specifically read about couples being "entertained" by the girls at Junior's, but I don't know if any are into BDSM.
Unfortunately, the Royal DeCameron is located about 20 km. to the north of Puerto Vallarta, and its classier action spots. There is another place much closer to the Royal DeCameron, which is/was another, less successful Candy's Girls location. I think they have now changed ownership and are no longer Candy's Girls. I went there once, but there were no other customers and only two girls to select from. It wasn't a very exciting experience. If the place is still open, you will see it on the left side of the highway as you are heading towards Puerto Vallarta. I guess it would be about 3 to 5 km. from the Royal DeCameron.
As far as medications, things like painkillers and even common sleeping aids are usually sold by prescription only, in Mexico. My recommendation would be:
1) Get your prescription filled in Canada, before you go. If you want to get a prescription filled in Mexico, you will most likely have to visit a doctor first (a waste of your money and precious vacation time).
2) Take only a reasonable amount of the medication with you (i.e., as directed by your doctor, or a quantity that a normal person might use during the course of his stay).
3) Bring a copy of your prescription with you to Puerto Vallarta, just in case an issue is raised by any authorities. Also, it might be a good idea to keep the medication in original container that has your name, the medication's name and your doctor's name. Perhaps, this is all going a bit overboard, but it is simple to do and it might prevent some problems.
Thank you so much for the information Don, its greatly appreciated and seems very informative. Will be staying in PV for a couple of days just to see something different so will definitley be checking out Junior's. As none of U/us speak Spanish it would be a definite plus to have some one that translates. As far as the meds go, i just learned a lot by reading your text.
Wishes for a wonderful day.....~pp~
P.s. I'm the subbmisive/wife :). Nice to meet you.
[QUOTE=Passion Promise]Greetings from Alberta, Canada.
We will be coming down and staying at the Royal DeCameron on June 10th and needless to say rather excited about the adventure.[/quote]Hello, I live in Puerto Vallarta, I hadnt visited the site in a while so I kinda lost track of what was going on here. Anyhow, Juniors and Candys girls are both table dance bars. You can get a girl for a couple of hours yes, but You sound like you're looking for people like you that will participate out of their own interest. I don't know about other places. But I'll gladly look into it. I'll keep you posted.
From PV
Fernando
[QUOTE=Passion Promise]Greetings from Alberta, Canada.
We will be coming down and staying at the Royal DeCameron on June 10th and needless to say rather excited about the adventure.[/quote]Forgot to tell you. I'm a physician, in answer to your question, there is no demerol in mexico nor do we have an equivalent. If you end up going to a hospital or dr. With a migraine, they/we would end up giving you a triptan style drug. So I recommend you bring enough of your medication.
Fernando
Just wanted to say thanks Serinar, the information is truely valued, i will make the necessary arrangements prior to my leaving. Only a short few weeks away and can't wait.
Furthermore to your astout reading of the message, yes looking for more like minded individuals then the table dancing sort of thing, been there done that, only it was me on the tables. lol.
Thanks again for the info, and if you find anything else out, it would be greatly appreciated.
PP
Does anyone have Paty's or Ely's cel phone number from Damely Massage? I have lost my copy and need to make an appointment.
Hi All,
Just got back from PV and wanted to report my humble adventure.
I know this is NOT a travel site (LOL), but have to mention that PV is definitely in my heart and soul as one of my favorite locations to travel to. PV is incredibly charming. Would love to buy a place down there and am looking into it, but for now have a timeshare which a love.
Anyway, back to the good stuff. As I am married, I also like the hobby so getting out can be tough. I did manage and checked out Candy's Girls, Massage, and the non-prescription pharma thing for viagra, cialis, etc.
Prescriptions:
Yes, alive and well and valid. Many pharma products do not require a prescription as they do in the US. I ventured into the local pharma near "Hooters" and "River Cafe" in the downtown area and bought myself both some Viagra and Cialis. You can get products in most drugstores. Yes, it is the real thing - Viagra in a sealed Pfizer package, each blue pill machine stamped correctly, pkg of 4. I bought the 50mg package - 4 pills @75.00 / pkg. I also bought Cialis (20mg). I have not tried either before, so wanted to have a little fun. I personally preferred Cialis, but watch out for this one - it so nick-named "the weekender" because has longer term effects than its blue pill competitor, which is designed to last 4-6 hours.
Refering to a past post on this board, a local PV doctor / member responding to a question on "generic" Viagra. Sildenafil Citrate is a generic form of Viagra, and is available alongside Viagra in most pharmacies and is well-documented in pharma reference guides everywhere. Do a search for the above, or keywords Viagra (Sildenafil Citrate), Cialis (Tadalafil), Levitra (Vardenafil), generic.You'll get lots of fake ads (to your point, buyer beware on internet!), but you will find legit buying information on respectable sites.
Candie's Girls:
Beautiful women and great place. You need to know how this club works to appreciate it. First, everyone wants to be tipped from the doorman, the host that seats you, of course the waiter, and the "closer" that will approach you several times from the moment you sit down to offer to introduce you to any girl and to make sure you know that anything goes with the girl you select. Be prepared for the multiple approaches and the expected tipping. I generally throw a token 10 pesos and appropriate tips to the waiter. Just a note that this paragraph is just to prepare, not to criticize. Like I said, I like the club.
When you first sit, a girl will immediately come and sit on your lap and strike conversation. The waiter will ask what you will have for a first drink, and also ask if you would like to purchase a drink for the lady. Cost for the ladies company is $150 pesos (~15.00). I may suggest to consider taking the lady up on it, especially if she is good looking which is a safe bet! It may be a good idea to break the ice. If you decline, you will be left alone for the most part, except for the visits from the "closer".
Pole dancing by dancers to showcase each girl is done throughout. There does not seem to be much / any tipping, and the girl will not really attempt to make lots of seductive eye contact to any onlookers, per instruction from management I believe (speculating).
If you are ready, you need to approach or accept from the closer who will set it up. Several private rooms on the floor will be ~$100US for 15m, ~$150US for 30m. This is anything goes, and is pretty much standard pricing and given to the closer. Once paid, the girl is yours. I selected a gorgeous girl named Claudia with D breasts, a real hottie I would give an "8" to. I pretty much had the run of the house, CBJ, titty f., FS in a couple of positions. I had fun.
I understand there is a larger room with a bed, etc., upstairs, but did not partake.
Massage:
Went to Damely Massage for my massage trip. Damely is just beyond the bridge after River Cafe on the corner, clearly marked. I was there last year so had met Eli on a previous visit. I did get a great 1 hour massage and a handshake at the end. As a previous poster mentioned, it is not a free-for-all with these sisters in terms of extras. Eli was wearing shorts and a low cut short, but was clothed. I did have some roaming but wanted to be respectful of boundaries. I sense I could have gotten to the nude massage - maybe next time. I mainly went for the massage, which was most excellent. I always want the trip on the erotic side, so got that to.
Hope this posting helps. Take care all.