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My 2-night romp in Queretaro City, Queretaro.
Welcome to Queretaro!
Queretaro is a large metropolitan city that has a lot to offer. It was the whitest city I've ever seen! Not because of the people, but because of the buildings. As you come into the city from the airport you will notice every building is painted white. Why? I don't have a damn clue, but I just found it a bit weird.
It is quite a modern city and anything but conservative. During my stay, it was a tad hot throughout the day, but the temps cooled way down in the evenings. There was a decent amount of interesting things to see and do in the city. Very few people in the city wore masks, unless they worked with clients; like hotel staff, restaurant workers, and taxi / Uber drivers.
Why Queretaro?
I'm still slowly working my way through each state in Mexico.
Note: I flew to Queretaro out of Tijuana and back only using my passport card. A passport book is not required!
All the money I quote is in pesos, unless you see the dollar sign.
I used CBX from Otay to the Tijuana airport and back. CBX round trip was around 38 bucks. CBX prices are seasonal. They have a low season, regular season, and high season. I crossed during the low season.
After clearing immigration at the Tijuana airport, I headed to the VIP lounge to chill-out. Returning, there was a VIP lounge at the Queretaro airport in the same area as the gates. The lounge was quite small, but nice nevertheless.
Getting there:
I flew Aeromexico round-trip to Queretaro. Each way, there was a layover in Mexico City. Beware of layover times at MEX! Make sure you have at least an hour layover between flights at that airport! I can't stress that enough. The airport is a cluster fuck. They have too many planes and not enough gates. I got lucky this trip because all my flights were on time; what a fucking concept!
The taxi from the airport cost 420. I took an Uber back to the airport for 419, yep; I saved a pinche peso! Traveling each way took around 30-35 minutes.
Getting around town:
I used taxis and Ubers throughout my stay. Taxis were hard to find, but Ubers were abundant. After dinner on Friday, I found an Uber driver and he hung with me during my first two clubs. Later he fucked up and I ditched his ass to the curb. I found another driver and he ran with me for the rest of Friday night and Saturday night. His name is Arturo and I have his number if you need his service.
Hotel:
I stayed at the HS HOTSSON hotel. This hotel chain is quickly becoming my favorite. It's a beautiful hotel with great amenities. I got an amazing room on the VIP floors for a decent price. On my same floor, there was a VIP lounge with free food and drinks. I highly recommend this hotel.
Was it girl friendly? Yes, it was. I met a bargirl in the lobby early Saturday evening and we shuffled our asses up to my floor without any issues. Then we stopped in the VIP lounge and we both stocked up on goodies, like tasty snacks and adult beverages, again, no issues. Her price was 2000 for 2 hours.
Communication:
I have the North American T-Mobile plan; no worries.
Restaurants:
I did a lot of research before I left and here are my thoughts on the food scene:
Cocono Excellent.
Hacienda El Salitre Outstanding.
Sonora Grill Outstanding.
Overall, the food was pretty damn good!
BTW, there were very few street food venders to be found.
Spanish:
Every now and then, I see some tourists' websites that claim, "English is spoken throughout the city. " That is absolutely bullshit! None of the taxi / Uber drivers spoke a lick of English. That also included restaurant workers, staff and girls in the clubs, and hotel staff. Sometimes you can find someone in the hotels that speak decent English, but that is not the norm.
Thus, if you plan to travel to Latin American countries, I highly recommend that you learn some Spanish. It is not that difficult and it opens up a whole new world!
The mongering scene:
This city was not easy to gather information about the clubs. Initially during my research, I thought I found 6 to 8 clubs, but that didn't quite pan out. I only ended up going to 4.
Strip / table dance clubs:
In each club, I asked several questions and did my best to write the answers on my trusty note pad. Thus, if I am wrong with any of my notes, feel free to chime in with the correct information. I wrote down the price of the cheapest ficha and beer.
Club: Fiesta Charra.
Cover: 50.
Beer: 70.
Ficha: 200.
Sex: 3000 for 40 minutes or 3000 for 2-3 hours in the VIP rooms (no sex).
On site: Yes.
Number of chicas: 20.
Quality of chicas: Good to hot.
Night / Time: Friday /10:15.
Comments: Nice big club with lots of beauties, but the chicas were way too pushy for my taste. The chicas tried to upsell the 2-3 hours in the VIP room. After I kept digging, I discovered there was no sex in the room, just me buying drinks! I passed on all offers.
Club: Olimpo (private club).
Cover: None.
Beer: 80.
Ficha: 200.
Sex: Rooms within the small compound, 1500 for the room, 3000 to 4000 for 40 minutes. I was told all the chicas have different prices.
On site: Yes.
Number of chicas: 20.
Quality of chicas: Very good to very hot.
Night / Time: Friday /11:30.
Comments: This was a private club that my driver knew about. Apparently he knows a chica that works in the place. She was not there, but they let me in anyway. Maybe it was because I had "ATM" tattooed on my forehead. There was no pressure from the meseros and I had a chance to speak to the manager at length. And I played with a few hotties to boot! Great place!
Club: La Envidia de Escobedo.
Cover: 50.
Beer: 70.
Ficha: 200.
Sex: The chicas had different prices. One was 4000 for 40 minutes, another was 3000 for 40 minutes, and the last one I asked was 2000 for 40 minutes.
On site: Yes, but only in the VIP rooms.
Number of chicas: 20.
Quality of chicas: Good to hot.
Night / Time: Friday /12:30.
Comments: This club was more of a local place and I thoroughly enjoy the place. I played with a couple of chicas, but I was quite fond of one in particular. I asked her about cumming to my hotel on Saturday and she quickly bought off on the offer. Before I left, we exchange numbers. I thought the place was great and even greater because it was across the road from La Guitarra.
Club: La Guitarra.
Cover: None.
Beer: 50.
Ficha: 200.
Sex: On Friday evening, I conducted rack operations with two chicas; each was 1000 for 1 hour. Saturday night I paid 700 for 1 hour. Thus, the chicas were different prices as well.
On site: Yes.
Number of chicas: 20.
Quality of chicas: OK to very good.
Night / Time: Friday /1:30 & Saturday / midnight.
Comments: This club was off the fucking hook! It was a large club that seemed to only cater to locals, and me. The chicas were a blast and had little to no rules. I was able to probe all the orifices I wanted! And while sitting and drinking, there were always one or two hands yanking on the Little Sailor; he loved the club too. It was my favorite club of my trip.
Club: Fiesta Charra VIP (mystery club).
I was told by a few drivers the club was closed or no longer existed. I read there was a double homicide in August 2021 and the club was closed at that point. Also their FB page is pretty much out of date. But please chime in if you went there after August 2021.
Club: Elite.
Because I have been to a few strip clubs named Elite, I thought this one could be a club for nasty thingys as well. So, I had to check out the place and it turned out to be a gay / trans place. I just finished my shot and moved along smartly.
Street scene:
It did not take long to find out where the street girls were standing. They were surrounding a park named "Alameda Hidalgo. " The main crossroads are "Av. Luis Pasteur Sur and Calle Ignacio Zaragoza. " Most of the girls were on Calle Ignacio Zaragoza. I arrived there on Saturday around 5 in the afternoon. During my first walk around, I saw at least 20.
I walked up to a cutie and asked her, "Cuanto me cobra?" She replied 600 for 30 minutes. I agreed and we walked together across the street and from there, we hopped in a beautiful SUV and rode to her place. I really wanted to question the SUV, but I could not find a reason to ask. Once we were in her elegant room, I stripped down to bare metal, but she left her top on, WTF?
Then all the extras were discussed:
Sin ropa 300.
Blowjob 200.
Two or more positions 300.
Play with her tetas 200.
Photos 200.
Then I thought to my silly ass self, "What in the fuck were you thinking? You knew you were in the land of OZ with street girls running amuck looking for that yappy dog!" Yeah, I know how the street girls operate, but was hoping for better. When I asked for a ride back in the SUV, all I heard were crickets!
After my lengthy walk back, I talked to 4-5 other girls. All had different prices and fucking rules. I was quoted 500 for 20 minutes, 1000 for 45 minutes, and 600 for 30 minutes. And those were just the starting prices! So, decide for yourself if you want to indulge in the action. But if anything, at least check out the action.
Final thoughts on Queretaro:
It was a seeking putas and eating great food trip. I thought the city was safe and I never felt threaten in any manner. Would I ever return to Queretaro? Yes, but only after I explore the rest of the states. Would I recommend it to other mongers? Yes, there were enough monger venues and things to see and do to keep one busy. It would be worthwhile to go and explore the city! I had a blast!
Como siempre, Solo mis dos pinche pesos, por supuesto!