La Vuelta a Boca Chica - Parte 1
I flew into BC for a few days just to relax and de-stress. Although, I’ve been to the North Coast, I haven’t been to BC since 2007. I have read that things have gone downhill in BC and those posts were right.
I got in Friday morning after spending the night in the Newark Airport, so I checked in at the Costalunga and grabbed a quick meal and take a walk on the beach. Unfortunately, the tout/hawker/peddler to tourist ratio is now like 1 to 5. I should have just made a big “NO” sign and walked down the beach holding it. “No voy a comprar nada”, “No necesito un guía”, “Ya tengo chicas mías”. “Dejame a pasar la playa en paz”. Over and over again. It completely ruined the beach for me. After a long nap, I showered up and went down to the main strip on Calle Duarte to see that the quality has dropped significantly since my last trip to BC in 07. I see a few cuties though, but I see a lot of 2nd and 3rd tier girls. As soon as I hit the strip I get greeted Gabriella/Gaby, who I had a very lame drunken encounter with in 07. This chick immediately remembers me and starts in on how she missed me so much and why did I wait so long to come back, etc. I have zero interest in spending a second of my vacation with her so quickly blow her off. I get some chicken and watch Donde Está Elisa? w/ the waitress. She's shocked that I know the show. I guess she didn’t know we have Telemundo in the U.S. Since it was just us in the restaurant we had a pretty good convo. I made a mental note to see her tomorrow to see where it leads.
I leave and go post up at a bar and have a few beers. I get propositioned by a few low tier chicas that I dismiss quickly. Then in comes this girl that runs up and kisses me. She looks cute so I don't flip out. She says "¿no me recuerda?" I tell her that I dont. She tries to refresh my memory and I finally put 2 and 2 together and figure out that she's the chica that my boy was with in 2007. She actually remembered us too. This town is too damn small. I also remembered that my boy said she was incredible in bed and total PSE so I said why not make the best of a shitty day and pick the sure thing. She seemed disappointed that I just wanted to go to the Cachela Hotel for a few hours, but after I explained that I slept in the airport last night and I really need to sleep, she got it.
So me and her head over to the Cachela. Session starts great. We shower and start. After various foreplay activities and in the midst of passion, I didn’t stop her from putting the shitty off brand condom on me and hoping on top. I usually always use my own properly sized and durably strong gringo condom but I didn't want to interrupt the groove. Well guess who broke the shitty off brand condom? I didn't realize until after I finished and pulled out to see a 1/2 a condom on my dick. I tell her and we both freak out. So she runs into the shower to try to rinse my leche out. After we shower it dawns on me that the other 1/2 of the condom was still in her. So I spent the next 20 minutes practicing amateur gynecology on her trying to excavate the condom fragments. I gave her money for the morning after pill, which I believe is illegal here, but she says she can get it. I fully expect that she'll spend the $ on something else and not get the pill. Cuz that’s what short sighted chicas do. Of course, the break also means that I’ll have to hit the doc’s office for a full check up once I get back. ¡Coño!
La Vuelta a Boca Chica - Parte 2
I should have rented a car, but since I didn’t I decided to make the best of playa during the day on Saturday. I really just wanted to chill, sip some presidentes and do some reading in peace. I decided just to hit different restaurants/bars on the beach that prohibited the 100s of vendedores, chulos, etc, from entering. I also hung out w/ the waitress I met on Friday during day. I probably don't have enough time to hit cuz she knows the deal and is leery of foreigners. She made it clear that she’s a total non-pro. She's seemed very educated. We talked a lot about politics and the economy in the DR and the U.S.
So after she went to work, I ate at the Pequeña Suiza and then hit Casa Iraisa and had a pretty good time. The extra DOP 1000 was definitely worth not having to deal with the Duarte hassles. I picked Patricia. Chiquita and curvy with a medium brown complexion. She was very gfe, but wouldn't do pics......I tried. Apparently, some idiota showed her either ISG or another site on his Iphone. Iraisa had about 13-15 girls that night. I would have definitely been happy with at least ½ of them. I only saw 3 other paying customers during the 3 hours I was there. There were a few Italians and Dominicanos that appeared to just be hanging out.