Have a great time in Colombia, Barefoot.
Iwha is an expensive house near Parque 93. I didnīt think it was a good place.
And good luck with your tennis and golf.
Suerte, amigo.
Great Bogota Zone Rosa Penthouse
Here is a link to a great place I stay. LOcated in the La Cabrerra area in the Zona Rosa. High Sercurity Building..very luxory accomdiations and no problem with ladies going there. It is a nice place that can remain grat for those that like nice things. Excellent location:
link: [url]http://www.vrbo.com/61021[/url]
Help us out guys - staying over in Bogota for 1 night - need to have some action..
Can someone pls give me a quick resume. As to where I should stay in Bogota. See and get action. Remain safe and secure while there. I speak no Spanish so would appreciate some assistance with where I should go or meet where they speak English (learning Spanish! ) I promise to write up report. I will be flying into to Aruba and then onto Panama via Bogota. I will also be writing up about Panana. Pls advise as It will be first time in Colombia and I am a keen to monger. I'm planning the trip end of Feb and will be travelling to and fro over 7-8 days. Cheers.
My first real report in a while
Well, I've been good and pussy whipped for a long while, but my gf and I went out last Thursday and wound up having quite a wild time, so I thought I'd share the experience with you.
We had been curious about stopping in at Oz, the strip club on 74th right near Av Caracas recently mentioned here. We had previously tried to get into ADN with the idea of simply watching the action and maybe being a little bit exhibitionistic, but got refused admission, which left a bad taste in our mouths. Oz however was a different story.
Oz is to the stripclub experience like riding one of those busetas in Bogota is to transportation. It's real small in there and it gets PACKED. You have to climb all over the place to get to your seat, to and from the bathroom, crossing the stage with the girls dancing in the process. It gets more challenging as you go on and get more and more liquored :P But the vibe in this place is EXCELLENT.
Cover was 10k each. We got in just before 11pm, plenty of time to still get a good seat. There are two tiered rows of seating around the stage, obviously you're much better off sitting on the first tier. They have a bar around the stage, but girls are frequently strutting on it, so they also have a shelf to put your drinks under it. CAUTION, remember to WATCH YOUR DRINKS here and anywhere else in South America. DONT EVER WALK AWAY FROM A DRINK AND THEN GO BACK TO IT!
Staff was friendly and attentive. Interestingly enough, a 1/2 bottle of Viejo de Caldas (local rum) cost us 50k and a whole bottle would simply have cost us the double. Most prices on the menu were like this so keep that in mind when ordering. 50k will hardly break most people here but if you wanna keep it cheaper you can order beer or even soda.
There was just about 1 girl per guy the whole time we were there. There were all shapes and sizes and colors of girls, but my gf really would have preferred more bigger-breasted women, I'm not a tit man so I really didn't care. there was a black girl, a couple caramel colored ones, a Paisa spinner, an older but sexy looking girl, etc. Girls dance in turns and change up every few songs just like a US style bar. At the end of their set they are completely naked except for their shoes. A 1k or 2k bill tip will get you a cheap thrill usually, depending on the girl, just like up in NYC. People were not tipping heavily though.
My gf of course got a LOT of interest from the dancers. Pretty soon she was being dragged up on stage, kissed, fondled and undressed. A couple minutes later they got me up and started doing the same thing. They had me naked with my pants around my anklesand my money belt in the corner, and my gf down to her panties. We fooled around for several minutes. I couldn't for the life of me get hard, between the rum and the lights and the punishingly loud music and the crowd and the girls constantly smacking my ass HARD. Oh yes, and the artificial snow machine, no I'm not kidding, they have a snow machine.
Anyways, for being such good sports the house gave us another bottle of rum on them, and told us if we wanted a private show the room downstairs would also be on them. Because of this I dunno how much they charge normally for it, maybe someone else can provide this data.
We really wanted to watch the lesbian show and do the private after. So we continue drinking and grabbing the girls as they dance by us for the next hour and a bit.
The lesbian show finally starts, and it's actually real good, even by my standards, the girls kiss, touch, really lick each other, they were pouring beer on each other, licking it off, they got out a double headed dildo and did several positions with it.
As another poster points out they apparently have a custom of picking an audience member to include in the show, well this night it happened to be my gf. At this point the dutch courage kicked in and ALL her clothes came off. She was absolutely driven wild by the two girls, and came twice HARD. I was playing with her and the girls the whole time. A guy politely asked if he could touch her but I didn't think it would be a good idea. I wouldn't have minded, but I know her very well and I could tell she was already at her limit.
After the show we wanted to get one of the girls in the show for the VIP experience, a gorgeous tall fairly voluptuous girl with long long straight dark hair. So we go downstairs and hang out there while the private room gets made ready. Downstairs they have a bar as well but it's more intimate and there are no shows. Finally they let us in, and we have to tip the guy 10k pesos. We also are told we have to pay the girl over and above for her services. We get in the room and start fooling around waiting for the girl to show up.
Finally the guy comes in apologizing saying that somebody had paid the bar fine for the girl to leave the place and spend the night with him the same time we had requested the girl, and she was no longer available. We asked for the other girl who had been in the show, a real skinny morenita. She came in 2 minutes later.
There was a sign on the wall warning that condoms must be used at all times by a city ordinance. Remember, with the proper license, even operating a brothel is perfectly legal in Colombia. The weird part is that the girl comes in, claiming she can only do a dancing show for us and nothing more. So we tell her we have 50k for her and she changes her story, says no problem but don't tell managment or they will kill her. Like I said, weird, doesn't jive with the sign on the wall. But full service is DEFINITELY available at this joint, contrary to what someone just posted here. Anyways the girl didn't have any condoms and neither did we, but we didn't need to do anything that involved condoms. My gf actually wanted to watch me fucking her but I guess this way we have at least something saved for next time :P
The girl was very cooperative, the only thing she wouldn't do is DFK with me (but with my gf it was CON GUSTO). My gf wanted to lick her to orgasm, and she complied. No faking there folks!! I also got to taste her, pussy and ass, while the two girls made out. I came all over both of them. She thanked us and left, that was it.
We went back up to the bar area and the place had almost cleared out. I guess after the lesbian show everybody kinda pairs off and the guys pay the bar fines for the girls and take em off to the motels. So I guess that while services are available on premises, people treat it more as a take-out joint, which could explain the previous poster's confusion.
Total cash layout was somewhere between 140k and 150k pesos for all that, for both of us, all the stage action, the liquor, cover charge, EVERYTHING. And we were there partying hard for over 4 hours! Everybody there was super cool, the other customers, the staff, the girls, definitely worth a repeat experience. Of course YMMV. I can't stress this enough if you go to Colombia LEARN FUCKING SPANISH. I guarantee you you won't regret it!
Bogota or San Jose for a long weekend?
I posted this on the SJO forum as well (not sure if I'm allowed to do that) but thought that each forum might be able to give independent insight..
Just seeking humble advice -
Some time opened up (5 nights) and trying to decide between SJO and Bogota.
I've been to SJO once and sort of liked the Del Rey scene, I know a lot of board-members don't, however I do. I prefer a city where I can duck in for a short time in the afternoon, and then have my (easy) pick from pros in the evening while drinking a few beers and chilling out. Shows are always a plus as well.
I was hot for Bogota (a new place for me) but then read on the board that it's quite difficult to get bbbj there - which put me off a bit.
I also quite like the seedy scene - a brothel along the lines of Rio's Villa Mimosa or a few in Asia would be perfect, but I gather neither of these cities offer exactly that.
GFE is not required as I have one at home. The flight times and cost are about the same.
The problem is I have to decide today, and buy the ticket - so any advice appreciated. I'll be more than happy to post the trip report.
Thanks
