Give 'La Sirena' a break !!!
John Costa writes 'The only 1 club I would say to everybody to avoid unless your standard is in the gutter is La Sirena I have tried it 5 times now at various times and different days and it is the shittest place I have ever come across, if you like fat ugly girls 30 and 40 years + then maybe it is for you'.
El Prince John Costa, I have to seriously pull you up on this !!! You say La Sirena is the worst club on the Costa, I say it is one of the best. Why, because it is not full of muppet tourists, but more locals, so the ladies will invariably treat you better, the prices are better, you do not get pressured by them for sex, or for drinks. There are some heavier ladies in there, but you also get some beauties. I have shagged some gorgeous young Paraguayans / Columbians in there, who were in their early 20's.
It's all down to personal taste, if you are just into skinny stick-insects head to Estark or Scandalo, but La Sirena will have the girl whose tits or ass were considered just too much for those clubs, hence they end up in La Sirena. The chicks in those clubs just don't look like real women. I don't know about you, but the chick walking down the street who will turn my head is the one with the fantastic hourglass figure, tits and ass all the way, thats what I am after, and when I find it, I am a happy man !!! On a given night in Estark only about 1 girl in 30 will have big tits, its like they are deliberately excluding them !!! They just want catwalk model figures, preferably with silicone tits.
Personally I prefer curvier ladies. Also, I don't know if you speak Spanish, I do, and it makes life at lot easier at clubs like La Sirena or Latidos, as a homegrown (hoegrown ??) girl fresh from Columbia or Paraguay is hardly likely to speak English. Honestly, I haver had some of my best shags in Spain in La Sirena and some of my worst boring ripp-off supposed shags with jumped up tarts at Estark outside Fuengirola, which now I just pop into for a drink and to look disdainfully at what I am not missing.
Maybe prince JC secretly adores pumping the so-called old fatties at La Sirena and wants to keep the place all to himself. Yeah, thats probably it, didn't think of that before !!!
For me, the clubs worth checking out on the Costa are La Sirena, Scandalo. Latidos and Estark Algiciras. If there are any others with 'my type', please let me know. Can we at least agree on Latidos as a good compromise, which come on, be honest young prince, I also introduced you to !!!
The self proclaimed King of the Costa and modest fountain of info rests for now
Coupe 66 out
La Carlotta / Sister club to Scandalo
John Costa, great posting, can't disagree with you about much at all, except La Sirena of course !!! But listen, I just remembered, there is another great club, Scandalo's sister club 'La Carlotta' near Cordoba, been there ? This club is great for the punters because it's in the middle of nowhere, so the customer is basically King (but not King Coupe 66 of course). I've had some memorable experiences in there.
Take the motorway direction Seville from Cordoba and take the exit La Carlotta, about 20 kms from Cordoba. It's on the right hand side of the motorway, a huge place, you can't miss it. There's also another club on the same road, lower quality, but cheaper and a couple of times I have pulled a couple of tasty latinos in there too. Yes, OK, I know strictly speaking it's not on the Costa, but to me its all the same zone I cruise around. Just a short posting tonight because I'm completely knackered ! (thats spent / wasted for my American brothers-in-muff).
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King Coupe I love S'candalo in La Carlota
[QUOTE=Coupe66]John Costa, great posting, can't disagree with you about much at all, except La Sirena of course !!! But listen, I just remembered, there is another great club, Scandalo's sister club 'La Carlotta' near Cordoba, been there ? This club is great for the punters because it's in the middle of nowhere, so the customer is basically King (but not King Coupe 66 of course). I've had some memorable experiences in there.
Take the motorway direction Seville from Cordoba and take the exit La Carlotta, about 20 kms from Cordoba. It's on the right hand side of the motorway, a huge place, you can't miss it. There's also another club on the same road, lower quality, but cheaper and a couple of times I have pulled a couple of tasty latinos in there too. Yes, OK, I know strictly speaking it's not on the Costa, but to me its all the same zone I cruise around. Just a short posting tonight because I'm completely knackered ! (thats spent / wasted for my American brothers-in-muff).[/QUOTE]Your Royal Highness I have indeed visited S'candalo in La Carlota ( one L King)many many times (also reported on it here earlier HEHEHE thank me later your highness because you wouldn't be enjoying it but for me) Sorry King Coupe but I couldn't resist that. I probably prefer it to Malaga but it is just a bit far to drive all the time.
The motorway it is off is the E05 and if it is dark you cannot miss it with massive neon signs, there is 2 exits for La Carlota but it is a very small place so most of you guys will find it within 5 mins. Right next to a big BP service station.
I often fly into Seville on cheaper ryanair flights specifically to go to S'candalo La carlota. I may try out the American showbar near the airport in Seville first then a 45 minute drive on the motorway to S'candalo. The best thing is the girls are all the same as S'candalo malaga but the rates are cheaper at 60e for 30 mins, the girls generally use their own rooms so there is music, toys & toys etc etc The drinks are also cheaper. I am definately not a cheapskate but the less I spend the more action I get.
During the summer the club is based outside around the pool bar which I think is fantastic, and they have a great garden with tables and chairs for drinking with your friend, if they are regulars anyway.
The place is obviously full os spanish guys and no tourists at all usually. Last time I visited La Carlota was early september and I went and sat at the bar, for the next 15/20 minutes girl after girl kept coming over and kissing me and saying hello etc must have been 15/20 of them as though they knew me rather than just a client, as they all recognised me from malaga, spent most of the previous week there. These 3 spanish guys thought I was royalty or something and asked a girl who I was. They thought it strange that so many girls knew an english guy. Fantastic for the ego, I had gone to see a specific brasilian girl "Laura" who I have seen there before and at Malaga, she is becoming addictive. You may like her coupe as she is south american and my kind of curvy. If pic loads it is a day we shared at the beach in Torremolinos.
I have also tried another club up the road which is probably the one you talking about but don't know the name and it was a little grim and pretty scarce in the girls department.
Usually drive 200kmh from La Carlota and get to S'candalo malaga for the last session before a well earned first nights sleep.
Must meet up sometime so you can buy me that drink King Coupe and I will even meet you in La Sirena, you can find me a nice chica it will be my umpteenth visit without fucking anything. I will not be back until after the new year though due to operations etc I have had 16 visits to the costa this year in total and I am absolutely gagging to get back but I cannot fly so will have to await the new year.
Estark 95 / Hotel Los Lagos - Algeciras
Thanks everyone for the good reviews of Estark 95. Saturday night at 11:00 it was hopping with about 50 girls and about half that many guys. There's no cover and the parking is easy. Beers are 7 euros. It's off A-7 at km 113 Guadacorte exit, head east on the service road a couple miles.
The girls are 6-9s, I thought. Seemed like mostly eastern europeans with a minority of latinas. 70/140 euros per half hour/hour. They've got relatively nice rooms upstairs for which there's no charge.
Something strange happened to me the next afternoon at around 5:30 (they open at 5:00). Same girls, I went with an aggressive one against my better judgement. I was in a rush.
When we got the room she wanted the money in advance. I could see where that was going and said no way. I quickly decided to leave, her English was pretty good when she was cursing me out.
It soured me on the whole scene and I split. I guess the lesson is to take your time picking the girl and make sure you get a good feeling.
On the Costa / Estark 92 should be boycotted !!!!
I am in the Costa at the moment. Have had a great time in Scandalo and La Sirena but to me Estark 92 has become a bad joke. Scandalo has a much higher amount of gorgeous women than Estark 92, and less drunken punters who are only impressed because they know no better. Estark 92 is for tourists, the workers there have become lazy, and when you go to a room you have only maybe a 30 % chance of having a great time.
I went into Estark 92 the other night for a drink, there were some decent looking women in there of course, but my first reaction is not, ´if I take her upstairs I will have a great time !!!', it is ´she will be propably be difficult, demand the money up front, and will have a bad attitude`. Bad experiences put you off. Once bitten, twice shy as they say. Especially so if she is an East European as opposed to South American. Don´t just check out the face and the body but the attitude, check with them beforehand what you want to do and judge their reactions, and make clear you will only be paying afterwards (Note Phreeman69 !!!).
When I was at the bar in Estark 92 I was chatting to a young English guy, he had just come back downstairs from being ripped off by some Romanian cow, and he seemed surprised, he said ´she was all over me down here but the second we got upstairs it was just do it, shove it in, hurry up`. And of course like an idiot he paid up front !!! I even had to remind him when he went up again with a brazilian blonde not to repeat the same mistake !!!
I suggest we all start boycotting Estark 95 until they get some more latin Americans in there with a better attitude and stop just exploiting the punters !!!!
In La Sirena on the other hand there is one gorgeous young Dominican I have takem upstairs twice this week, she is fun, bubbly, beautiful, and when we get in the room she gets down on her knees and starts sucking me off (because I told her to !!!) and until I decide to do something else. Thats how it should be, you should be the boss in the room. Yes, I must admit there are some hounds in there too at the moment Mr JC, but you only need to find 1 gorgeous one to have a good time !!!
Who wants industrial scale sex anyway, maybe these girls fuck 15 guys a day, but you don´t want them to have it written all over their face like the girls in Estark 95 do !!! This club has gone well downhill as far as I am concerned, and I am sick of hearing people getting ripped off in there.
Phreeman69, well done to you, not quite ripped off. But who wants to get sworn at by some scanky hag, I am not surprised it soured the scene for you, it would do the same for me as well. But next time make sure to tell her first you will only be paying afterwards.
For the record I also swung by the ´La Cherie´ (about 10 average looking East Europeans) and ´Geisha´ (breakdown of the 5 - 10 girls in there not even worth mentioning !!!), on the road between Benelmadena Costa and Torremolinos, but were both completely useless !!! Also the street scene around Scandalo has gone way downhill, the black chicks are much thinner on the ground and of much lower quality than there used to be, and otherwise it's just transvestites and really average looking young, skinny East Europeans.
Hail the king but don't boycott Estarke
Coupe glad you are there sorting some of them girls out for me. The prince will return soon. Reading reports on here is it for me at the moment, sick and tired of british massage parlours, full of girls from places like La.......... not my cup of tea.
Just a pointer you put estarke 95 in your report twice but I know you do not mean 95 (algeciras) but 92 (fuengirola) which is in the title.
Like I have said before the girls are the same girls in the clubs whether they are in 92 95 or diana plus in madrid or any other club they work at, but do give a lot more attitude in 92 fuengirola and like you mention there are lots of drunks in the club. It is the english drunken tourists that cause these problems in my opinion, too many of them treat the girls like shit. Question coupe, what other clubs anywhere in spain that you have visited have this particular problem. I have not had it anywhere else, and I have been to a lot of clubs. The 1 thing all the others have in common is they are not full of english [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] heads.
I could not boycott the place though as I love it to bits and I never really have the problem myself. I suppose if I was a novice I would get the problem but I know what to look for. I would bet you would say the same, you may get girls with attitude talking to you in there but I bet you know which ones to avoid after 1 mins talking to them, yes. I spend most days when there with girls from 92 on the beach or having lunch shopping etc and feel I have quite a few friends there. The only reason for this is because they are treated right and not like shit. I do not throw money at them other than for the time I spend in the room or if they come for the night with me.
The one thing that I would say to someone going first time and I think you will agree your highness is that the south american girls are a better bet in 92 than the europeans for newbies. They give a lot less attitude and are generally not pushy. The girls that hang around the cash machine just inside the door are to be avoided like the plague. I do like romanian girls (the right ones) but give me a J Lo or Shakira look a like from Colombia or Brasil and that is me fucked up for the night, throw in any Venezuelan with them and it's party 'til dawn.
I have done the geisha club and found it grim, the other that I keep trying to remember that I went to that was really really poor was Yulia near to the airport and by another club Sayanarra. Yulia was the worst experience ever, when I went in it was very small and smelly with about 10/12 gilrs all sitting along the bar on stools and they were eating pizza and burger king on the bar, quality eh. I ordered a beer as I was meeting a friend there or I would have walked immediately. This nigerian girl (she said she was from somewhere else) started talking to me while she was eating a burger with half of it on her chin, she asked if I had been in before and I said I have never been in any club before but was meeting a friend there. She said because I was talking to her that I had to buy her a drink, that was how it worked. Hmmm I don't think so. This is one that is definately on a lower par than La Sirena definately worth 1 beer in their for anyone that is passing just so you know how good the other clubs are. Incidentally the girls were the same as the girls on the guadalhorce industrial estate and dressed in normal clothes which is a put off also for me. Spend 20 euros 5 mins away for the same or better but in the car.
Glad you are enjoying La Sirena Coupe, I definately want to meet you in their 1 night for a beer. Soon.
Another question Coupe when you view the offerings around guadalhorce what time do you go? I generally have 1 or 2 days when I go for a shufty in the car but go in the afternoon between 12 - 3 generally and always find nice european girls, usually Romanian. Tend to shit myself a bit at night because of the amount of trannies, some of them look too good and it is definately not my cup of tea. There is one black tranny there most nights "i believe" I have seen him a couple of times, scary looking fucker, walks around with his cock out must be 14 / 15 inches. That is something to bring tears to your eyes Coupe.
I'm counting the days to my next visit, but I may not come home ever again as I miss it too much.
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